Unless you used yeast, malt grains and water your teacher is an idiot.
Strangest things to happen in class
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Unless you used yeast, malt grains and water your teacher is an idiot.
- A guy in my class became so mad at a teacher one day that he stormed out of the classroom and slammed the door so hard that the window next to it broke.
- We had to do a book presentation inEnglish class and a friend of mine didn't feel like reading a book, but he thought looking up a summary was way too easy and below his standards. So instead he used the story in the game Battle for Middle-Earth 2 and claimed it was a long-lost story by the son of Tolkien. He actually got a pretty good grade.
- We had to do a book presentation inEnglish class and a friend of mine didn't feel like reading a book, but he thought looking up a summary was way too easy and below his standards. So instead he used the story in the game Battle for Middle-Earth 2 and claimed it was a long-lost story by the son of Tolkien. He actually got a pretty good grade.
- Kid falls forward and knocks his head against a metal box. Dies in the hospital.
- Teacher runs down the stairs, tries to take a turn and runs headfirst into a support column knocking himself out. Two students draw an outline with chalk around the still unconscious teacher while waiting for an ambulance.
- One kid starts smelling funny in class. The teacher opens the window and asks the kid to please go outside if he has to fart. Kid says he didn't fart. Shit starts running down his leg.
- Chemistry teacher drops a bottle of butyric acid. Room smells so bad it has to be closed down for 2 weeks.
- Kids notice that a sports teacher regularly has a boner during class. Report this and get him suspended.
- Kid stabbed another one in the back and got him paralyzed.
- Teacher runs down the stairs, tries to take a turn and runs headfirst into a support column knocking himself out. Two students draw an outline with chalk around the still unconscious teacher while waiting for an ambulance.
- One kid starts smelling funny in class. The teacher opens the window and asks the kid to please go outside if he has to fart. Kid says he didn't fart. Shit starts running down his leg.
- Chemistry teacher drops a bottle of butyric acid. Room smells so bad it has to be closed down for 2 weeks.
- Kids notice that a sports teacher regularly has a boner during class. Report this and get him suspended.
- Kid stabbed another one in the back and got him paralyzed.
In middle school a guy drove his mom's mustang in to the creek. He was pretty dumb.
In University my chem teacher would do demonstrations on fridays which usually went pretty well. This one time though he lit a substance which basically caused a pretty large flame. The glass then broke and he had to take the set-up outside as a safety precaution. Most of this was caught on video here.
In University my chem teacher would do demonstrations on fridays which usually went pretty well. This one time though he lit a substance which basically caused a pretty large flame. The glass then broke and he had to take the set-up outside as a safety precaution. Most of this was caught on video here.
DieNgamers
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We had so much shit going on. From the top of my head there was one situation that could have been embarassing.
In 10th grade our class visited one of the nazi concentration camps. Grimm stuff...So we walked around and suddenly one of our girls passed out. Everybody was standing around her while she was lying on the ground. I don't know why but I suddenly burst out laughing so loud that I had to turn away and act like I was coughing. Bad timing but it worked and nobody noticed it!! It wasn't even funny or anything, especially considering the place we were in.
In 10th grade our class visited one of the nazi concentration camps. Grimm stuff...So we walked around and suddenly one of our girls passed out. Everybody was standing around her while she was lying on the ground. I don't know why but I suddenly burst out laughing so loud that I had to turn away and act like I was coughing. Bad timing but it worked and nobody noticed it!! It wasn't even funny or anything, especially considering the place we were in.
A guy 2 years ahead of me at my high school got "asked to leave" the school after punching an opposing player in the face during a basketball game. He claimed the player said something racist, but nobody else on the court heard anything. A couple years later he won the Heisman Trophy.
mambadragon
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In high school we had a teacher who took a girl into the stairwell and told her he loved her. The teacher was fired and the girl left the school I think, but I think she was ok.
My senior year, the school hired a new Government teacher, and by mid year he was just fired for bad performance / incompetency. I don't know how to say this nicely or PC, but the guy was so dumb/slow for lack of better terms (and I feel bad saying that cause he may have had some disability) that you can't even comprehend how he was ever hired. He started to come under constant review, but what got him fired in the end was when we were taking our midterm, the proctor (another teacher) looked it over and says aloud to the class "these questions aren't even complete sentences". The proctor passed on the test and he was fired a few days later.
My senior year, the school hired a new Government teacher, and by mid year he was just fired for bad performance / incompetency. I don't know how to say this nicely or PC, but the guy was so dumb/slow for lack of better terms (and I feel bad saying that cause he may have had some disability) that you can't even comprehend how he was ever hired. He started to come under constant review, but what got him fired in the end was when we were taking our midterm, the proctor (another teacher) looked it over and says aloud to the class "these questions aren't even complete sentences". The proctor passed on the test and he was fired a few days later.
Two of kids in my little brothers class had to be taken to the hospital to have their stomachs pumped after they either passed out or started puking in class. The little geniuses had consumed a .7 liter bottle of vodka together before coming to school. They were 12 or 13 at the time and had started the schools ending celebrations a bit early.
ChaChaChaChia
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Fifth grade- We got notice that a sex ed/puberty class was coming up. I was not excited about this and joked with my friend that we should be "sick" that day. The day comes around and I actually DO feel sick. Mom takes me temperature and its only like half a degree high and she sends me to school. Get through the class feeling like crap and as soon as its over I get back to my seat and puke all over it. When my mom came to get me she said "oh I guess you really didn't feel good"
10th grade- A friend a year above me whose mom was also my English teacher got into a wreck while driving home. He died instantly and his mom died the next morning
11th grade- Kid in my class was kicked out of his other school for lighting a pen on fire and throwing it at another student. One day at my school when we had a sub he decides to start doing a handstand on his desk. Somehow teacher does not notice.
This same kid had my friend stick a safety pin all the way into his calf. He said it didn't hurt.
10th grade- A friend a year above me whose mom was also my English teacher got into a wreck while driving home. He died instantly and his mom died the next morning
11th grade- Kid in my class was kicked out of his other school for lighting a pen on fire and throwing it at another student. One day at my school when we had a sub he decides to start doing a handstand on his desk. Somehow teacher does not notice.
This same kid had my friend stick a safety pin all the way into his calf. He said it didn't hurt.
gentlemanfinn
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In 5th grade we had a really good music teacher who was fired because two girls, a year above me, told everyone that he had sexually assaulted them... A year later the girls come clean, saying it never happened and they only did it to get attention. The teacher never came back and I think i destroyed his other career as a conductor to.
In 8th grade a former friend threatened me with a knife, I still don't know why. Around the same time another student apparently didn't like one of my classmates because he acted gay. So one day that student got a bunch of friend together and assaulted my 'gay' classmate when he walked home from the bus.
In 9th grade I went to, what I can only describe as, independent boarding school for lower secondary students. We ate and slept together and went to school together. We the boys had a dorm for our selfs where we at night would have war with paintball guns. Later that same year some kids saw a blind kid going to the dorm and decided they would shoot him. The blind kid quickly got down on his belly and proceeded to crawl to the dorm, still under fire, until his best friend came out and helped him. His friend then went to the principle and the dorm was raided for all the guns.
In college we did all kinds of stuff. One year we used to have war at the school, copying Counter-Strike, where we would run around and shoot at eachother with branches and using old juice cartons as bombs. Another time at an assembly we took tree toy MP5's with us, pulled them out in the middle of the assembly and yelled jihad, everyone laughed.
The first year, at the very first party, my best friend decided he wanted to sell some amphetamine resulting in him getting busted and picked up by the police. He only got a weeks suspension, maybe two weeks. Later on a school trip to Rome the same friends got really drunk one night. This resulted in him falling out of the bunk bed, standing up, going towards the toilet and trying to open the door. Not successful in his attempt to open the door he just pees all over it and onto the floor with all our luggage. He then goes back to bed, completely naked and with pis on his legs and feet, just not his bed but another guys, which he starts to cuddle with, not very amusing for the guy.
In 8th grade a former friend threatened me with a knife, I still don't know why. Around the same time another student apparently didn't like one of my classmates because he acted gay. So one day that student got a bunch of friend together and assaulted my 'gay' classmate when he walked home from the bus.
In 9th grade I went to, what I can only describe as, independent boarding school for lower secondary students. We ate and slept together and went to school together. We the boys had a dorm for our selfs where we at night would have war with paintball guns. Later that same year some kids saw a blind kid going to the dorm and decided they would shoot him. The blind kid quickly got down on his belly and proceeded to crawl to the dorm, still under fire, until his best friend came out and helped him. His friend then went to the principle and the dorm was raided for all the guns.
In college we did all kinds of stuff. One year we used to have war at the school, copying Counter-Strike, where we would run around and shoot at eachother with branches and using old juice cartons as bombs. Another time at an assembly we took tree toy MP5's with us, pulled them out in the middle of the assembly and yelled jihad, everyone laughed.
The first year, at the very first party, my best friend decided he wanted to sell some amphetamine resulting in him getting busted and picked up by the police. He only got a weeks suspension, maybe two weeks. Later on a school trip to Rome the same friends got really drunk one night. This resulted in him falling out of the bunk bed, standing up, going towards the toilet and trying to open the door. Not successful in his attempt to open the door he just pees all over it and onto the floor with all our luggage. He then goes back to bed, completely naked and with pis on his legs and feet, just not his bed but another guys, which he starts to cuddle with, not very amusing for the guy.
Canis lupus
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Me vomitting in front of 10 year olds. That was the strangest thing, even stranger because my stomach is usually strong enough to endure a sandwich deluxe.
One of the teachers at my school left and after a while we found out he had murdered his ex-girlfriend. I was never taught by him, though some of my friends were. Our Maths teacher said he was always a little strange.
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Woah, the schools I attended were boring compared to some of that. And I'm glad for it. But even then, there were some bad things that happened in my school.
- One teacher got flattened by a truck
- Another teacher tried to show us that the "internet blocker" works by getting into a porn site. It didn't work. But it does work on stuff like Google and Wikipedia.
- We didn't know who it was, but some guy actually peed all over the toilet room. it was a mess.
boredofcanada
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During lunch in tenth grade, we were watching a family of ducks cross the road when some dude hauling ass in his car ran them all over in front of everybody. It was real sad.
PE coach got busted banging a student. They got married the year after.
Graphics teacher had a vietnam flashback during class. Told everyone to hide under their desks and watch out for shrapnel.
One day we smoked out of a three foot bong in class and the teacher never noticed, or didn't care. Not sure.
Some delinquent kid took too many xanax's and fell down a flight of stairs between class and broke his jaw and knocked out like ten teeth in front of everyone.
PE coach got busted banging a student. They got married the year after.
Graphics teacher had a vietnam flashback during class. Told everyone to hide under their desks and watch out for shrapnel.
One day we smoked out of a three foot bong in class and the teacher never noticed, or didn't care. Not sure.
Some delinquent kid took too many xanax's and fell down a flight of stairs between class and broke his jaw and knocked out like ten teeth in front of everyone.
I had a teacher in high school who was a Vietnam vet who taught a ridiculous number of different courses. He was a Spanish teacher, the autoshop teacher, and I think an English teacher too.
The last class he taught (Which I had him for) was animation. One of our earliest assignments was a demonstration of squash and stretch where we were supposed to animate a ball bouncing, but he wanted each of us to put a unique twist on it somehow. One kid piped up and said he was going to draw a severed head bouncing, and the teacher proceeded to lecture us at length about how severed heads don't bounce...
The last class he taught (Which I had him for) was animation. One of our earliest assignments was a demonstration of squash and stretch where we were supposed to animate a ball bouncing, but he wanted each of us to put a unique twist on it somehow. One kid piped up and said he was going to draw a severed head bouncing, and the teacher proceeded to lecture us at length about how severed heads don't bounce...
boredofcanada
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This girl named Shannon Melendi disappeared the year before I started high school. She was a student at my high school. A few years later her dad came to talk to the school. After spending about 45 minutes talking to us, this semi retarded kid gets up and screams out that he knows where she is, not to worry, she's ok. Kid ended up getting hauled out of school by the cops and interrogated for like 9 hours or something. Turns out he is just retarded. She still hasn't been found.
catchabad0ne
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In 8th grade I had this teacher who I thought was a real bitch and a crap teacher. Anyway, apparently my high school friend went to school with her daughter. I didn't know this. So I went over to his house one day after school and he was on the phone with someone. He asked me when I walked in, "hey do you know Mrs. (teacher's name here)?" I said "yeah, she's a fat bitch." So then my friend says, "I'm talking to her daughter on the phone right now..." I knew I put my foot in my mouth, but I didn't necessarily expect her daughter to go and tell her mom so I figured all was good.
Next day at school, we all come in to class first period and there is a game of hangman on the board. She says "Today class, we are going to start with a little warm up activity. We are going to play hangman." I'm thinking, sweet, hangman is fun. Didn't really think anything of it. So as the class plays hangman a phrase starts to appear...we only get a few letters in before she says "Ok class, that's it! We will now move on to the lesson" and she erases the board. The class complains and whines and tries to guess what it said on the board. There were only a few letters showing like I said, but it was enough for me to decipher what it was supposed to say: "(my name) is a skinny bitch"
Now of course I was embarrassed at the time but nobody else but me got what it said or what she was doing. Looking back on it now I think that was a pretty bad ass thing for a teacher to do, but back then I was pissed.
Next day at school, we all come in to class first period and there is a game of hangman on the board. She says "Today class, we are going to start with a little warm up activity. We are going to play hangman." I'm thinking, sweet, hangman is fun. Didn't really think anything of it. So as the class plays hangman a phrase starts to appear...we only get a few letters in before she says "Ok class, that's it! We will now move on to the lesson" and she erases the board. The class complains and whines and tries to guess what it said on the board. There were only a few letters showing like I said, but it was enough for me to decipher what it was supposed to say: "(my name) is a skinny bitch"
Now of course I was embarrassed at the time but nobody else but me got what it said or what she was doing. Looking back on it now I think that was a pretty bad ass thing for a teacher to do, but back then I was pissed.
While kind of cool, it's not very appropriate for her to do that in front of the class.
catchabad0ne
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Yeah I agree. It wasn't very appropriate for me to say that about her either. But then again I was in 8th grade and she was supposed to be an adult/role model. Oh well.
Mine are pretty tame in comparison, but here they are:
-One day in (I think) fourth grade one of the kids got sick from the school lunch and wound up throwing up in class. This grossed out the rest of the class so much that three or four other kids threw up as well. It was like a really awful SNL sketch - a barf chain reaction. At the time I was totally convinced it was the school's Ham and Cheese sandwich lunch that made everyone sick, and I refused to eat it the rest of the time I was at that school.
-My sister claims that the shop teacher at our middle school walked around with mirrors on his shoes so he could look up girls' skirts. I never saw it and don't really even get how that wouldn't be incredibly obvious, but she swears it's true.
-My sixth grade teacher was fired for drinking on the job. This was a couple years after I had her as a teacher, but all of my friends from that class said the same thing I did when we found out: "That explains SO much."
-A girl in one of my High School classes flashed her boobs at our teacher. She was mad that the teacher had excluded her from an activity, so when the teacher had her back turned, (yes, the teacher was a woman,) the girl turned to me, (I was standing right next to her and was one of the only three guys in the class,) and said, "look away." I did, (I was an idiot,) and just caught the sight of her flashing the teacher out of the corner of my eye. A bunch of the students that the teacher was working with, (including my best friend,) got an eyeful.
The teacher, however, never noticed a thing.
-One day in (I think) fourth grade one of the kids got sick from the school lunch and wound up throwing up in class. This grossed out the rest of the class so much that three or four other kids threw up as well. It was like a really awful SNL sketch - a barf chain reaction. At the time I was totally convinced it was the school's Ham and Cheese sandwich lunch that made everyone sick, and I refused to eat it the rest of the time I was at that school.
-My sister claims that the shop teacher at our middle school walked around with mirrors on his shoes so he could look up girls' skirts. I never saw it and don't really even get how that wouldn't be incredibly obvious, but she swears it's true.
-My sixth grade teacher was fired for drinking on the job. This was a couple years after I had her as a teacher, but all of my friends from that class said the same thing I did when we found out: "That explains SO much."
-A girl in one of my High School classes flashed her boobs at our teacher. She was mad that the teacher had excluded her from an activity, so when the teacher had her back turned, (yes, the teacher was a woman,) the girl turned to me, (I was standing right next to her and was one of the only three guys in the class,) and said, "look away." I did, (I was an idiot,) and just caught the sight of her flashing the teacher out of the corner of my eye. A bunch of the students that the teacher was working with, (including my best friend,) got an eyeful.
The teacher, however, never noticed a thing.
You said it outside of the school environment and were like 13 years old. She was neither of these.
When I was 10-11, this girl would always try to eat sticks of chalk. So much that the teacher was always looking at her before class and when the class was over. When she managed to grab one she would laugh at the teacher's face and run away. She left the school the year after. I heard she's in prison now.
When I was 7 or 8, some chick stabbed a kid in the hand with a pen.
There was also this kid, pretty weird guy, a violinist genius who totally freaked out in the middle of the class for no reason, I don't remember why but some kids were standing near the board and he started punching them and yelling shit. He left for the London conservatory of music a few years later.
When I was 7 or 8, some chick stabbed a kid in the hand with a pen.
There was also this kid, pretty weird guy, a violinist genius who totally freaked out in the middle of the class for no reason, I don't remember why but some kids were standing near the board and he started punching them and yelling shit. He left for the London conservatory of music a few years later.
I just remembered a couple more.
I think in grade 7 it was our entire class went for a week long campholiday thing. About 10 or so kids would share a cabin each as they were just filled with 5 or 6 bunk beds. One of my friends in another cabin told me one morning that their cabin wreaked of shit but they couldn't find out where it was coming from. The next day he told me him and a couple of the other kids turned the place upside down and went through another kids suitcase and found a pair of shitty pants with crap spread through the entire bag.
On the same trip, we were actually sharing this camp with another school, there was this kid from the other school who used talk about his cock constantly and he even had a name for it, "charlie brown". During meals he'd sit there and say "charlie brown wants some sausages", "charlie brown wants to come out and play". He pulled it out a couple of times, mainly at girls.
The trip was near the beach (on the gold coast, QLD) and he would fill up his swimmers with sand and walk around with them like that.
I didn't witness it myself but apparently a group of kids lured him behind one of the cabins and kicked the shit out of him on the last day.
I think in grade 7 it was our entire class went for a week long campholiday thing. About 10 or so kids would share a cabin each as they were just filled with 5 or 6 bunk beds. One of my friends in another cabin told me one morning that their cabin wreaked of shit but they couldn't find out where it was coming from. The next day he told me him and a couple of the other kids turned the place upside down and went through another kids suitcase and found a pair of shitty pants with crap spread through the entire bag.
On the same trip, we were actually sharing this camp with another school, there was this kid from the other school who used talk about his cock constantly and he even had a name for it, "charlie brown". During meals he'd sit there and say "charlie brown wants some sausages", "charlie brown wants to come out and play". He pulled it out a couple of times, mainly at girls.
The trip was near the beach (on the gold coast, QLD) and he would fill up his swimmers with sand and walk around with them like that.
I didn't witness it myself but apparently a group of kids lured him behind one of the cabins and kicked the shit out of him on the last day.
Oh wait now I remember something from my high school;
There once was a mentally retarted kid in our school who got mad at another student and penetrated his head with a pen. No joke.
Also, our school had a library next to the central hall with 2 PC's. One was visible from the central hall because the wall of the library consisted of a lot of glass.
My group of friends and me got famous on school in the 3rd school year because of putting up a gay porn site that showed a rotating penis (it counts the rotations, 300 meant you 'were totally gay') in every break we got.
The supervisor never spotted us but she obviously knew it was us so one day she thought 'enough is enough' and spotted some of us typing in the site, she then walked to the top janitor to bust us.
We warned all friends who didn't know about it and spread around the school to hide from the supervisor.
It ended up in 2 of us getting an official warning and 2 others got a month of full time detention.
There once was a mentally retarted kid in our school who got mad at another student and penetrated his head with a pen. No joke.
Also, our school had a library next to the central hall with 2 PC's. One was visible from the central hall because the wall of the library consisted of a lot of glass.
My group of friends and me got famous on school in the 3rd school year because of putting up a gay porn site that showed a rotating penis (it counts the rotations, 300 meant you 'were totally gay') in every break we got.
The supervisor never spotted us but she obviously knew it was us so one day she thought 'enough is enough' and spotted some of us typing in the site, she then walked to the top janitor to bust us.
We warned all friends who didn't know about it and spread around the school to hide from the supervisor.
It ended up in 2 of us getting an official warning and 2 others got a month of full time detention.
Canis lupus
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jufonuk
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other thing I remember from School:
A guy who was ment to be the toughest in the year, was once spotted driving a stolen police car down the street near school.
a teacher once threatend to give a kid 8 hours detention after school
two kids in school got into a fight in the changing room after PE (gym) the went at it pretty hard. one kid manged to get the back of his head smashed into a metal pole, he was about to fight back whern everyone noticed the blood coming from the back of his head (he was blond haired to it was more noticable) after that the fight was stopped.
inter school "fight" between us and the rival school, I dont think much came of it, jsut some posturing by all.
in college, we managed to change all the sound files of the Macs in the library to either play "get way from her you bitch!!" or a female having a loud orgasm.
A guy who was ment to be the toughest in the year, was once spotted driving a stolen police car down the street near school.
a teacher once threatend to give a kid 8 hours detention after school
two kids in school got into a fight in the changing room after PE (gym) the went at it pretty hard. one kid manged to get the back of his head smashed into a metal pole, he was about to fight back whern everyone noticed the blood coming from the back of his head (he was blond haired to it was more noticable) after that the fight was stopped.
inter school "fight" between us and the rival school, I dont think much came of it, jsut some posturing by all.
in college, we managed to change all the sound files of the Macs in the library to either play "get way from her you bitch!!" or a female having a loud orgasm.
Back in Grade 8 we had an indoor recess due to the extreme coldness outside. No teacher was watching out room so we started to kick a soccer ball around. One kid dropped kicked the ball and it hit a sprinkler on the roof, which set off the fire alarm. We had to wait outside in the freezing cold for about 45 minutes with no jackets on until the fire department arrived.
My Grade 8 teacher was also a chilled out guy, and a huge New Jersey Devils fan. I believe it was the 2009 playoffs and the Hurricanes were playing the Devils. I ended making a bet with him that the Hurricanes would win the series. They did, and so he bought me lunch for an entire week.
My Grade 10 math teacher was obsessed with Superman. He took the entire week off the week of the Smallville series finale.
Throughout Grade 7 & 8 the guys in my class would often try to fart in the face of one another. One idiot ended up farting on a girl. She told the principal and farting was then banned from our school.
In Grade 8 we downloaded Halo onto our classroom computers and for the last 2 months of school did nothing but play it.
Nothing that exciting I know...
My Grade 8 teacher was also a chilled out guy, and a huge New Jersey Devils fan. I believe it was the 2009 playoffs and the Hurricanes were playing the Devils. I ended making a bet with him that the Hurricanes would win the series. They did, and so he bought me lunch for an entire week.
My Grade 10 math teacher was obsessed with Superman. He took the entire week off the week of the Smallville series finale.
Throughout Grade 7 & 8 the guys in my class would often try to fart in the face of one another. One idiot ended up farting on a girl. She told the principal and farting was then banned from our school.
In Grade 8 we downloaded Halo onto our classroom computers and for the last 2 months of school did nothing but play it.
Nothing that exciting I know...
Halo... yeesh. Makes my programming classes in 10th and 11th grade filled with Quake and Duke Nukem 3D deathmatch seem quaint .
Count Dookkake
Member
- Kid falls forward and knocks his head against a metal box. Dies in the hospital.
- Teacher runs down the stairs, tries to take a turn and runs headfirst into a support column knocking himself out. Two students draw an outline with chalk around the still unconscious teacher while waiting for an ambulance.
- One kid starts smelling funny in class. The teacher opens the window and asks the kid to please go outside if he has to fart. Kid says he didn't fart. Shit starts running down his leg.
- Chemistry teacher drops a bottle of butyric acid. Room smells so bad it has to be closed down for 2 weeks.
- Kids notice that a sports teacher regularly has a boner during class. Report this and get him suspended.
- Kid stabbed another one in the back and got him paralyzed.
I like this post because all sorts of mayhem occurs, but only shitting one's pants gets a sad-face.
RawkHawk2010
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One time this girl was running from a fly in the commons area and crashed into a brick column. It was funny.
Also, a dude thought he could get away with bringing beer to school in a sprite bottle.
Also, a dude thought he could get away with bringing beer to school in a sprite bottle.
Plinko
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This right here is by far my favorite of the whole thread. What a badass teacher.
These two events were disturbing enough in very different ways to stick with me for years. In second grade, my classroom was at the top of a large asphalt hill leading down to the playground. When the lunch bell rang, everyone would rush down the hill to get first dibs on the swings.
I was standing near the swings when I saw one of my classmates start running full speed downhill from the top. She tripped and fell on her knees, but she didn't stop. She just kept sliding and sliding down with her knees grinding against the ground the whole way. By the time she had reached the bottom, she tried to stand but fell back instead. The skin that should have been covering her kneecaps was completely gone and all you could see was white bone and blood. The poor kid screamed so loud, every adult within a 500 foot radius came running.
It was... memorable. And horrifying.
On another note, in my freshman year of highschool I used to hang out during lunch break in the shade behind a nearby grocery store with a couple of my friends. One day, we saw a whole swarm of mice just running along the crates stacked beside the back doors of the store.
Out of nowhere, a woman pulls the corner in an old, beat up blue car. She starts honking the horn to get us out of the way and swerving left and right across the narrow road trying to hit the mice. All you could hear was the screeching of her tires and the loud *POP!* sounds underneath. We just stood there, absolutely mortified, until she pulled up next to us and rolled down her window. She gave us a toothy grin, shouted "THEY CARRY DISEASE!" and peeled off.
That same year a man who looked ridiculously close to Burt Reynolds tried to flirt with me and brag about some movie he was filming "out in the desert".
Strange times...
I was standing near the swings when I saw one of my classmates start running full speed downhill from the top. She tripped and fell on her knees, but she didn't stop. She just kept sliding and sliding down with her knees grinding against the ground the whole way. By the time she had reached the bottom, she tried to stand but fell back instead. The skin that should have been covering her kneecaps was completely gone and all you could see was white bone and blood. The poor kid screamed so loud, every adult within a 500 foot radius came running.
It was... memorable. And horrifying.
On another note, in my freshman year of highschool I used to hang out during lunch break in the shade behind a nearby grocery store with a couple of my friends. One day, we saw a whole swarm of mice just running along the crates stacked beside the back doors of the store.
Out of nowhere, a woman pulls the corner in an old, beat up blue car. She starts honking the horn to get us out of the way and swerving left and right across the narrow road trying to hit the mice. All you could hear was the screeching of her tires and the loud *POP!* sounds underneath. We just stood there, absolutely mortified, until she pulled up next to us and rolled down her window. She gave us a toothy grin, shouted "THEY CARRY DISEASE!" and peeled off.
That same year a man who looked ridiculously close to Burt Reynolds tried to flirt with me and brag about some movie he was filming "out in the desert".
Strange times...
-In grade 8 my best friend and I were walking through the hall when suddenly my friend ducks, only seconds before one of the classroom windows explodes, someone threw the person he was fighting with through the window, he flew over my friend and got cut up pretty bad. My friend was picking glass out of his clothes and backpack for weeks, but he didn't get hurt at all.
-At a graduation party for the grade 12s a guy choked to death on his own vomit after using meth brought by one of the parent supervisors. The doctors managed to revive the guy, but he has some major brain damage now. The parent was never charged with anything.
-A kid brought a wooden bat to school and beat another kid up while a bunch of people cheered him on. The kid that got beaten suffered from a broken arm, but was alright otherwise. He did move away.
-At a graduation party for the grade 12s a guy choked to death on his own vomit after using meth brought by one of the parent supervisors. The doctors managed to revive the guy, but he has some major brain damage now. The parent was never charged with anything.
-A kid brought a wooden bat to school and beat another kid up while a bunch of people cheered him on. The kid that got beaten suffered from a broken arm, but was alright otherwise. He did move away.
Al-ibn Kermit
Junior Member
If you're in the Bay Area you might have heard about this but one day in middle school, our first period classes started a half hour late because the teachers were being briefed about an incident that happened at a student's house. The step father had not shown up to work for a few days so somebody from his office went by the house and saw that everyone inside was dead. The step father, his wife, and her two children. Apparently, the mother had some sort of mental issues and did a murder-suicide of the whole family. My first period teacher explained this to us in tears and the rest of the year was spent with a lot of students crying and the main study room was turned into basically a place for psychological counseling and people put up posters and things as a memorial. I never knew the girl but apparently she was very nice and well liked by everybody.
I looked it up. According to a dubious blogsite, the FBI arrested a man named Colvin "Butch" Hinton admitted to raping and murdering Melendi, and then burning her body.
http://findcarrie.blogspot.com/2006/07/fate-of-shannon-melendi-now-known.html
I had to take something up to the RE teacher during a class. Anyway, got there and knocked on the door. Heard a lot of giggling inside but the teacher didn't let me in but I really needed a shit so just went in anyway. Put the books down, looked around and noticed everyone staring at me - still no teacher. "Where's miss?" Room went silent... then I noticed the sobbing coming from the padlocked supply cupboard.
I laughed and legged it to have my shite.
Bumped into this teacher about a week later at my local co-op, so hard not to laugh. So, so hard. This happened to her numerous times during my years at the school. Stopped being funny as I got older. Bit depressing really.
Oh and not strange but horrible: two lasses fighting out on the field at dinner time. Never heard screeching like it, literally clumps of scalp and hair being pulled out. Felt sick as fuck. First week in comprehensive school, horrified me.
PE teacher came in pissed as a fart, he was one of me friend's dad. Slurring his words, always leaning on something to keep his balance. Went out onto the field, he lay down, we played football. Good lesson.
I laughed and legged it to have my shite.
Bumped into this teacher about a week later at my local co-op, so hard not to laugh. So, so hard. This happened to her numerous times during my years at the school. Stopped being funny as I got older. Bit depressing really.
Oh and not strange but horrible: two lasses fighting out on the field at dinner time. Never heard screeching like it, literally clumps of scalp and hair being pulled out. Felt sick as fuck. First week in comprehensive school, horrified me.
PE teacher came in pissed as a fart, he was one of me friend's dad. Slurring his words, always leaning on something to keep his balance. Went out onto the field, he lay down, we played football. Good lesson.
RebornYeti
Member
I farted in my 9th grade math class and blamed it on the kid behind me. The kid was notorious for being dirty and weird so everyone bought it.
My senior year, this one kid made a bet with another kid that he wouldnt get hurt jumping from the top of a 20 foot staircase... The bet was for 10 bucks. The stupid kid took the bet and jumped. He broke both of his legs and he was out for the rest of that year.
That same year, a kid got caught jacking off in the bathroom. Apparently he was groaning pretty loudly and that's how he got caught.
My good friend from middle school decided to bring his airsoft gun to school because he and some other friends wanted play some airsoft after school. Someone tattled on him and he got suspended for like a month. Rumors that it was a real gun were spread and caused a pretty big scare throughout the school.
My senior year, this one kid made a bet with another kid that he wouldnt get hurt jumping from the top of a 20 foot staircase... The bet was for 10 bucks. The stupid kid took the bet and jumped. He broke both of his legs and he was out for the rest of that year.
That same year, a kid got caught jacking off in the bathroom. Apparently he was groaning pretty loudly and that's how he got caught.
My good friend from middle school decided to bring his airsoft gun to school because he and some other friends wanted play some airsoft after school. Someone tattled on him and he got suspended for like a month. Rumors that it was a real gun were spread and caused a pretty big scare throughout the school.
Osteoperogies
Neo Member
Some kid at a high school near mine was driving his friends car (a couple years before he would be legal age to drive, let alone have a license) and flipped the thing. The car went though a pole and the pole went through his friends head. He then started going to my school because he couldn't deal with the guilt trips everyone was putting him through, but the weird part is that he started telling people at my school all nonchalantly about what he did. Seriously messed up.
Dusk Golem
A 21st Century Rockefeller
At first I didn't really think anything happened I could recall during school, but the more I thought about it the more stories came to my head. There are three I seem to especially remember vividly.
We had an art teacher who wasn't really a good teacher, and was extremely emotional. I was in a ceramics class, and there was this one girl in out class, kinda' a stereotypical ghetto girl, who would always call out our teacher for how horrible she was doing. They would fight a lot in class and there were multiple times the teacher would break into tears and tell the girl how horrible she was. The girl would come with insults back, and they both got into some really personal fights. For some reason, no one ever stopped it so it was like this for the whole half the year I had the class. I was always sort of well-natured in school and both for some reason would confide in the other with me. Why me, I had no idea, but I just listened to both sides of their story and comforted or agreed with them. This was back when I hadn't really found myself and didn't really want to pick a side, but it was somewhat strange as I was just a random student in the class that had nothing to do with it.
The other was this one student. He had a mental disability, but was functional enough to be in regular classes. Like, no one ever mentioned he was and the teachers never outright said it but it was extremely obvious. He'd do weird, but harmless stuff like sing in the halls or play with his school supplies during class and make noises. I didn't have him for many classes, but the couple I did made it more than obvious. He was also notable since he was a bit fat but also extremely tall. Anyways, one day while I was in my economics class we suddenly start hearing all this yelling. We were on the second floor and coincidentally the room we were in had a perfect view of what was going on in the courtyard below. The kid was having some sort of breakdown and was yelling and screaming. Some of the school security people were trying to calm him down but he was throwing papers at them and just screaming and crying. For some reason he took his shirt off and just started running through the courtyard. It was terrible, but we all couldn't help but laugh at it as the security guards tries to catch him and he just screamed louder and louder. The teacher we had was an elderly man, incredibly wise but a bit of an oddball (his students respected him because he didn't believe in cramming for tests and was definitely smart) and he commented how he felt sorry for the kid but this was unfortunately hilarious.
In 11th grade, my class had a very strange situation with our English teacher. We repeatedly switched teachers through the year due to various circumstances, and towards the end of the year we essentially had a permanent sub in one of the unused classrooms. We were his first class, but he was respected since he was pretty good at his job, and also a lot of the female students thought he was hot as hell. Lots would do whorish things to get his attention (he was 22, FYI). Anyway, again for some reason I was a favorite (I was never popular in school, I was way too shy for it back then but for some reason I always seemed to get along well with the students and teachers. Probably since I tried to help people and would always do my part where required), it's the last day of school and the teacher tells me to stay after class. I was worried I was in trouble, but he just suddenly pats me on the head and tells me to never change, I am a wonderful individual. I was creeped the hell out after that, I can tell you what.
We had an art teacher who wasn't really a good teacher, and was extremely emotional. I was in a ceramics class, and there was this one girl in out class, kinda' a stereotypical ghetto girl, who would always call out our teacher for how horrible she was doing. They would fight a lot in class and there were multiple times the teacher would break into tears and tell the girl how horrible she was. The girl would come with insults back, and they both got into some really personal fights. For some reason, no one ever stopped it so it was like this for the whole half the year I had the class. I was always sort of well-natured in school and both for some reason would confide in the other with me. Why me, I had no idea, but I just listened to both sides of their story and comforted or agreed with them. This was back when I hadn't really found myself and didn't really want to pick a side, but it was somewhat strange as I was just a random student in the class that had nothing to do with it.
The other was this one student. He had a mental disability, but was functional enough to be in regular classes. Like, no one ever mentioned he was and the teachers never outright said it but it was extremely obvious. He'd do weird, but harmless stuff like sing in the halls or play with his school supplies during class and make noises. I didn't have him for many classes, but the couple I did made it more than obvious. He was also notable since he was a bit fat but also extremely tall. Anyways, one day while I was in my economics class we suddenly start hearing all this yelling. We were on the second floor and coincidentally the room we were in had a perfect view of what was going on in the courtyard below. The kid was having some sort of breakdown and was yelling and screaming. Some of the school security people were trying to calm him down but he was throwing papers at them and just screaming and crying. For some reason he took his shirt off and just started running through the courtyard. It was terrible, but we all couldn't help but laugh at it as the security guards tries to catch him and he just screamed louder and louder. The teacher we had was an elderly man, incredibly wise but a bit of an oddball (his students respected him because he didn't believe in cramming for tests and was definitely smart) and he commented how he felt sorry for the kid but this was unfortunately hilarious.
In 11th grade, my class had a very strange situation with our English teacher. We repeatedly switched teachers through the year due to various circumstances, and towards the end of the year we essentially had a permanent sub in one of the unused classrooms. We were his first class, but he was respected since he was pretty good at his job, and also a lot of the female students thought he was hot as hell. Lots would do whorish things to get his attention (he was 22, FYI). Anyway, again for some reason I was a favorite (I was never popular in school, I was way too shy for it back then but for some reason I always seemed to get along well with the students and teachers. Probably since I tried to help people and would always do my part where required), it's the last day of school and the teacher tells me to stay after class. I was worried I was in trouble, but he just suddenly pats me on the head and tells me to never change, I am a wonderful individual. I was creeped the hell out after that, I can tell you what.
Doh, I edited and fixed the missing word.
PastorOfMuppets
Banned
http://www.dumbassdaily.com/2007/03/hot-teacher-knocked-up-by-17-year-old.html
^ One of these happened at my buddy's school. Here's the twist though, the teacher in that story was actually seeing TWO of her students at the same time; the other was 14 and never caught. They both ended up moving a while after this story hit the news and lived effectively as husband-husband-wife.
^ One of these happened at my buddy's school. Here's the twist though, the teacher in that story was actually seeing TWO of her students at the same time; the other was 14 and never caught. They both ended up moving a while after this story hit the news and lived effectively as husband-husband-wife.
Leeroy3101
Banned
Turd Ferguson?!
Bomber Bob
Banned
lol so good
Amory
Member
-In 4th grade I was on the swings and the kid swinging next to me jumped off and the chain of his swing hit me in the face and I needed stitches.
-In 5th grade, the exact same goddamn thing happened about half an inch higher on my face, and I needed stitches again.
-Also in 5th grade I kicked a kickball really hard and accidentally hit the principal in the back of the head. She screamed (and I mean screamed) at me in front of the whole class out in the yard, even though it was her own damn fault for not paying attention. She called my house later and apologized.
-In high school my 50+ year old teacher's grandmother died and he started openly sobbing and crying about it in class. I felt really bad for him but shit, she was like over 100 years old. Same guy, several weeks later, gave a make-up exam for a few kids who were out sick on the original day. About 10 minutes after he handed out the tests he said "And now, I must vacate." And just up and left. Took us about 5 minutes to realize he wasn't coming back and we did the exam as a group.
-In 5th grade, the exact same goddamn thing happened about half an inch higher on my face, and I needed stitches again.
-Also in 5th grade I kicked a kickball really hard and accidentally hit the principal in the back of the head. She screamed (and I mean screamed) at me in front of the whole class out in the yard, even though it was her own damn fault for not paying attention. She called my house later and apologized.
-In high school my 50+ year old teacher's grandmother died and he started openly sobbing and crying about it in class. I felt really bad for him but shit, she was like over 100 years old. Same guy, several weeks later, gave a make-up exam for a few kids who were out sick on the original day. About 10 minutes after he handed out the tests he said "And now, I must vacate." And just up and left. Took us about 5 minutes to realize he wasn't coming back and we did the exam as a group.
I have a few
Once at a baseball double header game my freshmen year, Those of us not currently playing were playing catch. One guy on one end, and me and another guy at the other, with the lone guy alternating who he threw to. Well apparently he got distracted by the game after I let the ball loose from my hand and I called out as soon as I saw him not paying attention, and he turned around in time to get hit in the mouth with the ball knocking his two front teeth out.
In middle school we were on a class retreat at a summer camp. 3 of us had planned to go to the girls cabin and have a sort of panty raid, and destroy their bunks. I decide to take a short cut through a ravine, and get slowed down to the point that its all done by the time I got their. They got in trouble and I admitted to doing it, since I was on my way to help them and didn't wanna feel like I was hanging them out to dry. Afterwards they were all "why did you say you did it too?"
In middle school I went to a small catholic school. We had just gotten a computer lab, that was one of the 2 classes we went to in 8th grade. One of my friends Would always sneak on the computers when the teacher was talking to play solitaire. One of the days he was doing it on the computer hooked up to the tv. It was funny when the teacher called him on it, and he shuts the program down quickly and tries to act all innocent.
Same class as above, the teachers last name was jones. We had a kid in class with the last name jones. He stole some staplers and stuff from the teacher, and when she confronted him on it, he just pointed at the name jones on it and claimed it was his.
I hid out in a bundle of pillows and came out during a free reading time during the next class and hung out with my friends who were in it. The teacher never noticed.
In weight training class my junior year, I was using a machine where you lay down and add weight to a mechanism above you and push it up with your legs. As the weight pushed my legs back I let out a long fart that looked like it was being pushed out of me by the weight. My spotter and everyone was laughing too hard to help me push it back up. I Could have done it too if I wasn't laughing so much.
We were watching the robert redford version of the great gatsby. I didn't care for the book ( i didn't read most of it) and I was sleeping under my desk. (this class room had actual 2 person tables for desks, and no one was sitting next to me. Well the Headmaster walks in to see what we were doing, and then starts walking around the class. and stops right in front of my desk. I was shitting bricks hoping he wouldn't see me, same with my friends sitting next to me. Luckily he eventually left the class, and I got up and sat in my chair. lol
My English teacher during my sophomore and junior years was a huge weight lifter, and he actually had a shot at the olympics, until he injured his wrist. (the whole weight room would stop what we were doing when he started to do some lifting. The dude was a beast, and he drove a small geo metro) His wife was the same. Very skilled female weight lifter that could have gone to the olympics. Anyways we are discussing in class how for women to become firefighters they have lower physical requirements then the men do. So we were discussing that. One of the guys in the class who wasn't skinny, but wasn't very big either, mentions as an analogy to the teacher "Who would you rather have pull you out of a burning house? Me or your wife?" The student immediately realizes how he screwed up and the teacher immediately responds "My wife"
Once at a baseball double header game my freshmen year, Those of us not currently playing were playing catch. One guy on one end, and me and another guy at the other, with the lone guy alternating who he threw to. Well apparently he got distracted by the game after I let the ball loose from my hand and I called out as soon as I saw him not paying attention, and he turned around in time to get hit in the mouth with the ball knocking his two front teeth out.
In middle school we were on a class retreat at a summer camp. 3 of us had planned to go to the girls cabin and have a sort of panty raid, and destroy their bunks. I decide to take a short cut through a ravine, and get slowed down to the point that its all done by the time I got their. They got in trouble and I admitted to doing it, since I was on my way to help them and didn't wanna feel like I was hanging them out to dry. Afterwards they were all "why did you say you did it too?"
In middle school I went to a small catholic school. We had just gotten a computer lab, that was one of the 2 classes we went to in 8th grade. One of my friends Would always sneak on the computers when the teacher was talking to play solitaire. One of the days he was doing it on the computer hooked up to the tv. It was funny when the teacher called him on it, and he shuts the program down quickly and tries to act all innocent.
Same class as above, the teachers last name was jones. We had a kid in class with the last name jones. He stole some staplers and stuff from the teacher, and when she confronted him on it, he just pointed at the name jones on it and claimed it was his.
I hid out in a bundle of pillows and came out during a free reading time during the next class and hung out with my friends who were in it. The teacher never noticed.
In weight training class my junior year, I was using a machine where you lay down and add weight to a mechanism above you and push it up with your legs. As the weight pushed my legs back I let out a long fart that looked like it was being pushed out of me by the weight. My spotter and everyone was laughing too hard to help me push it back up. I Could have done it too if I wasn't laughing so much.
We were watching the robert redford version of the great gatsby. I didn't care for the book ( i didn't read most of it) and I was sleeping under my desk. (this class room had actual 2 person tables for desks, and no one was sitting next to me. Well the Headmaster walks in to see what we were doing, and then starts walking around the class. and stops right in front of my desk. I was shitting bricks hoping he wouldn't see me, same with my friends sitting next to me. Luckily he eventually left the class, and I got up and sat in my chair. lol
My English teacher during my sophomore and junior years was a huge weight lifter, and he actually had a shot at the olympics, until he injured his wrist. (the whole weight room would stop what we were doing when he started to do some lifting. The dude was a beast, and he drove a small geo metro) His wife was the same. Very skilled female weight lifter that could have gone to the olympics. Anyways we are discussing in class how for women to become firefighters they have lower physical requirements then the men do. So we were discussing that. One of the guys in the class who wasn't skinny, but wasn't very big either, mentions as an analogy to the teacher "Who would you rather have pull you out of a burning house? Me or your wife?" The student immediately realizes how he screwed up and the teacher immediately responds "My wife"
RealDeadOne
Member
In sixth grade, it was found that someone had written something along the lines of "I want to fuck [name of young female teacher]" very large on the bathroom wall with a sharpie and then peed all over it.
Everyone knew exactly who did it, but of course there was no evidence so he was never caught. The entire sixth grade class already didn't like him, but after that he didn't have any friends at all until he moved junior year of high school.
Then last year I met with a kid at college who had gone to sixth grade with me but moved right after. I asked him if he remembered the time someone wrote on the bathroom wall-
"and then peed on it? Yeah dude, that was me! That was so funny, damn that teacher was fine though!"
And now I know why the "innocent until proven guilty" rule exists.
Everyone knew exactly who did it, but of course there was no evidence so he was never caught. The entire sixth grade class already didn't like him, but after that he didn't have any friends at all until he moved junior year of high school.
Then last year I met with a kid at college who had gone to sixth grade with me but moved right after. I asked him if he remembered the time someone wrote on the bathroom wall-
"and then peed on it? Yeah dude, that was me! That was so funny, damn that teacher was fine though!"
And now I know why the "innocent until proven guilty" rule exists.
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