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[Metroidvania]

Some of these stories are just ridiculous. I must not have been paying enough attention in school to notice/remember some of them. I have a few I can recall, though.

Back in 5th grade, some kid somehow thought it would be a good idea to drink 3 cans of Surge for breakfast. Come gym time, he pukes his guts out during dodgeball, spraying the gym floor with bright lime green vomit. Was pretty funny in retrospect.

Other semi-cool thing I do remember is that in high school, our AP history teacher was a huge soccer fanatic, and basically let us make the small gym (which was right next to his office) into a soccer field after the AP test was over instead of going to class, for around a month or so. Was pretty awesome.

My graduating year also had like 20 pregnant girls walking, out of class of 300 or so. Think we also had 8-10 pot busts a month. No one liked our attached officer after the first crackdown.

 

[jtb]

All in high school.

- One student got his ear chopped off because he owned a cigarette to another student.

- Some older students liked to throw bricks at us. One student got tied up to a tree and had bricks thrown at him.

- Someone thought it would be funny to light a mentally retarded girl's hair on fire.

- A supervisor had a heart attack trying to stop a fight between two students. RIP.

- We had a team project that consisted of creating a small comic. One guy in our team was great at drawing (still is, now he's in 3D animation), and our comic was by far the best in class. The teachers thought that it was so good, that we couldn't have done it ourselves, and they gave us the worst grade in class, saying that we stole the work.

holy shit, these are just depressing

 

[zethren]

A large number of kids in my 7th grade year (Middle School, for those with different year:school systems) took place in something everyone called "The Wasp War". It was essentially a child's version of a gang war, when you think about it, where kids split into different factions and fought each other using wasps (folded pieces of paper shot with rubber bands). Some factions were larger and more "powerful" than others. I had been a member of one of the largest of two rivaling factions, until a friend and I split away from it to create our own as leadership. Our new group was small, but it was actually pretty powerful as we began to absorb "higher ranking" members of other factions. We had a more "attractive" faction, with less of a focus on "fighting" and more on management, business and reconnaissance. We also actively sought out powerful alliances, in turn providing us more power. We could have actually become the most powerful group had the "War" continued on longer than it did.

I was never into the actual "warring" and never really ever shot any wasps off during the "conflict", but I kind of enjoyed the strategic/faction aspect of what was going on. It was an interesting thing to see happen.

Some kids acted as "mercenaries" and didn't belong to any one particular faction. Few acted as "scientist/developers" who would create new styles of wasps and give/barter them to factions.

Shit was ridiculous.

It lasted a good long time that year, too. I'm pretty sure the faculty never really learned about the entire thing as a whole, but the "war" came to an abrupt halt after an innocent girl had been hit by a wasp and hurt. Everyone simply disbanded after that.

 

[TheBear]

- Our class caused a "riot" on Bondi beach after the last day of school.
- One kid had his ball bag ripped open and testicle crushed during a game of rugby.
- One of the students a few years after graduating murdered his girlfirend, cut her up into pieces and left her in a dumpster in a cricket bag.
- a teacher told us he was abducted by aliens and that Hitler was the reincarnation of Jesus (catholic school btw)

 

[Oxigen_Waste]

Hm... the best one was probably when I was in 6th grade. History class, our teacher had absolutely no control over us, so one of my classmates took porn magazines to class and actually jerked off to them. And he'd tease the teacher with them, like "hey mustachio (the teacher had a mustache), I bet you'd like to get a hold of these!!!", while showing him and us the pages from the magazine.

But I guess that's pretty tame compared to some of the shit I'm reading here... oO

 

[Power Glove]

Hays?

Yeah.

I was so embarrassed to be a student there that I skipped having my senior yearbook picture taken.

 

[triplestation]

- In college a Spanish professor came into class and wrote "Pollo" on the board, started crying, said "I'm so sorry!" and ran out of the room.

I miss him too..

 

[Giard]

holy shit, these are just depressing

I thought all high schools had stories like these... until I talked to people that came from different ones :lol

- One kid had his ball bag ripped open and testicle crushed during a game of rugby.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8A-GfmCcb4

 

[SlaughterX]

In college a Spanish professor came into class and wrote "Pollo" on the board, started crying, said "I'm so sorry!" and ran out of the room.

 

[Parallax]

If you joined the FFA you got to do some stuff. If you took the class.... You did nothing.

That's hella lame

 

[gabbo]

Okay, highchool stories:

For those in SW Ontario, and are old enough, you may remember some of these as they made the news.....


Grade 6: Two years before I went to my High School, a student attempted to light a gymnastics mat on fire in the gym... he succeeded and that mat continued to burn, thus destroying the gym, burning down a third of the school and all of the trophies / etc in the process. No one died as the school was evacuated as the original gym mat burned.

Two years later, we had a state of the art gym and you'd never know the school was almost destroyed.

This sounds like one of the rumors surrounding the gym burning down at a rival high school when I was in the 11th or 12th grade. Others included the principal paying a student to do it, and someone playing with cigarettes.

I thought of a couple more.
-10th grade, night of the prom, started what was to become something of a tragic trend.
A student's older brother and father had died in a farming accident in which he was injured, and on the night of prom that year the surviving son hung himself. Two years later, another student does the same this time over being caught with marijuana. A lot of deaths tend to happen around prom at my old high school for some reason.

11th grade - Married, MILF-y 10th grade English teacher has affair with married principal. Both leave school, he lives out of his car for a year. Learn later that they had gotten jobs with another school board, half an hour away and were now married. Of course during 10th grade, there were rumours of them fucking all over the school after hours. Given all the blowjobs I got after hours in that school, I can't say anything negative about them if they really did.

 

[Ran rp]

Elementary

- Gender wars during recess start out as daily arguments and escalate into Boy vs Girl Olympics.

Middle School

- Me and a friend randomly kick two basketballs on the ground and they ended up slamming into each other, creating this gunshot-like sound that startled everyone in the gym. It was a freak accident but it was awesome.

High School

- Freshman girl brings a kitchen knife to school in some sort of plot to make one of my friends (a senior) understand how much she loves him and how she has serious issues. She's never seen or heard from again.

- Random kid throws a condom in front of our teacher and he makes a big fuss about it and calls security who just laugh and take it away.

We had a substitute teacher come during junior high at the peak of when South Park was popular at my school and he would end almost every sentence with "Mkay". People were giggling like crazy that day.

Dude, what was the substitute's name/what'd he look like?

A special ed student stabbed a teacher in the neck and tried to rape her.I think she became a vegetable after that.

That was a few years before I went to that school.

This is so sad.

My childhood was fucking boring.

A substitute teacher once drew on the Smartboard with permanent marker, I guess.

 

[Like the hat?]

In high school I had a friend who shot in a urinal and over the course of the day between the two of us we overheard three different people taking "credit" for it.

How sad do you have to be to pretend that someone else's poop is yours?

Same friend offered me "all of the money in [his] pocket" if I would suck on a mutual male friends nipple in the middle of the cafeteria. The mutual friend lifted up his shirt so I shrugged and latched on. The entire cafeteria freaked out for some reason, shouting. Security came running up--they thought a fight had broken out. Best 42 cents I ever made.

 

[DonMigs85]

I used to come in to class early and my teacher and and I would watch old videos she recorded of Yo MTV raps and Beavis and Butthead episodes, afterwards she would play some riffs on her guitar and I tried to sing David bowie songs. At the end of the day I would help her clean up and cook some burgers, hot dogs or spaghetti for us and any other student willing to stick around while playing old Jazz records of Thelonious monk and Mingus.

Sounds like a cool lady, do you still keep in touch with her?

 

[Slurmer]

I went to a catholic elementary school. In 3rd grade, our class was walking to the nearby civic center to see a play. As we began walking, we noticed an obviously injured bird, attempting to but incapable of flying away, near the school buses. So naturally, our teacher had us all bow our heads and pray for the animal, to ask god to heal the bird's wounds, etc. We do this for a minute or so and all of a sudden the bird begins to flutter its wings and takes flight...the teacher explains miracles, the power of prayer, and god's unconditional love for all of his creations as we continue our walk. Maybe a minute or two after, we found ourselves behind the school when a friend of mine pointed out that the bird that we just finished praying for had crashed into a fence, its dead tangled body there for all to witness as our teacher tried her best to rush us across the street and threatened detention for those of us laughing.

 

[buy teh haloz]

I remember once in high school a bunch of kids broke in at night (I don't think they went to our school) graffiti'd slurs everywhere and rearranged the lockers into pentagrams and swastikas in the quadrangle. Kind of messed up in retrospect...

 

[undrtakr900]

Reminds me of:

I don't get it??

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

I don't get it??

he broke up with his girlfriend and everything reminds him of her.

 

[Persona7]

I remember once in high school a bunch of kids broke in at night (I don't think they went to our school) graffiti'd slurs everywhere and rearranged the lockers into pentagrams and swastikas in the quadrangle. Kind of messed up in retrospect...

Oh yeah, This happened in 6th grade. Those assholes couldn't even make a correct pentagram and they spray painted goat shaped decals everywhere.

 

[Joni]

Someone fainted (as in falling over backwards between a couple of benches) when the teacher was dissecting a pig's eye and the teacher just said to ignore him.

 

[Kitsunebaby]

he broke up with his girlfriend and everything reminds him of her.

I thought it was that she died.

Also, I wasn't there for this but in high school during my best friend's English class, some dude was apparently masturbating under his desk. No one saw it because of his hoodie but his arm was moving rather obviously, according to her and a few others. The teacher remained unaware.

 

[Mihael Mello Keehl]

Damn what a good thread too much funny stuff in here lol

-I remeber in 2nd grade I use to sit in the back of the classroom and there was space between 1 side of desks of the class and another so teachers could walk through the middle but whatever but I remember being so bored one day I started rolling little crayons from crayon box across the floor I went to a school with a few deaf kids so there was an interpreter in there at the front of the class with the teacher. At one point I noticed the interpreter noticed something moving across the floor so I kept doing it until lunch time as I was walking out the door I overheard her explaining to the teacher that she saw rodents of some sort running across the floor in the back..came back to school the next week not even remembering what Ive done there were all different kinds of mouse traps all over the classrooms..they were there the whole year and never did a mouse get caught lol..

In 5th grade I woke up and noticed I pissed the bed yea in 5th grade lol..shrugged my shoulders and went to school smelling like a walking piss bucket I remember standing in line for lunch and a teacher walks past and over to the principal and mumbles somebody smells like piss.

In 8th grade I remember this one kid who would use the most ridiculous explanations as to why he didnt do his homework and he was deaf btw..so everytime the teacher confronted him there was an interpreter by his side. Every like monday morning he didnt have his homework and the teacher would ask why,(I was always eavesdropping these conversations btw.) once he straight up said his dog ate it and the teacher said really hed give the straightest face and say yep. Keep in mind everything he said was with the interpreters voice some fat woman in her like mid 30s..Well one day he was confronted in the middle of fucking may and the teacher goes through their usual monday routine and asks why didnt you do your homework? He said, well the interpreter said in a casual voice like always, "Oh, why would I do my home work mr.eary on the 4th of july?" I bust out the most insane laugh I ever laughed really loudly and everyone in the class was looking at me, I looked at my teacher and he was smiling looking like he was ready to laugh too lol.

On our last field trip 8th grade year we went to a water park and I remember wearing these orange swimming trunks..Little did I know It was see through in water. I got out the water at one point and was walking to my locker to get my stuff I remember this one teacher I had use to like just looked at me smiled/giggled a bit then kept on walking.

Freshman year of highschool one of my friends was taking down a chair from the tables that were set up the day before in the math class I heard a loud boom or something like the chair dropped. This fool started squirming like a girl and asked the teacher can he go to the office, she said for what he said "i dont know" She said "you need a reason to go to the office nick before you go." He announce to the whole class he slightly cut his penis. She let him go and he came back with the same painful look she asked what happened and he said the whole office just laughed at him.

And lastly in my junior year of highschool in my chemistry class we were doing something magnesium and straight up took the thing and put it next to the burner..It lit up so bright and white it was the craziest shit Ive ever seen, anyway the teacher saw it and scolded me to never do it again..I seriously do not know why but in like 30 mins later I did it again and it lit up bright as hell again and people started running out the classroom my teacher got so mad he scolded me and almost suspended the 4-5 closes people next to me even though they had nothing to do with it. Got away with it lol..

Edit: Also I remember trying to show my friend I could go super sayian in class in 6th grade. Ended up farting instead lol..teacher looked at me and said, "Are you done?"

 

[Hoo-doo]

During a lecture on epileptic seizures last year, one of the female students ended up having one while taking notes. Pretty terrifying.

 

[Feature]

- I pulled someones chair from under them before they sat during class, he fell back with his head hitting the edge of the heating system (don't know what it's called in English)
- Some dude who was mentally unstable told the teacher 'I know where you live' when he got bad grades.
- 2 Turkish guys had a fight with a teacher on the playground and the teacher said "go back to your own country", whilst 1 of the guys said to the teacher: "shut up you old ass whore". Then it ended and nothing ever came of it.
- I'm pretty sure one of my early teachers had pedophile tendencies towards some of the girls
- A guy fell during gym and he has this bone sticking out of his leg
- A guy burned down a tree on the way to the gym building (it was a 1km walk from the actual school).
- We had a replacement for a teacher who looked like a bum. Couple of years later I see this teacher walking on the street at day light totally drunk and wearing rags like an actual bum.
- Couple of people got caught having sex in the bathrooms (probably not that unusual).
- A lot of fights.
- A guy from my class pulled a knife on someone after school. The next day while we were sitting on a bench, the guy came over with a lot of friends and confronted the guy with the knife. He almost shit his pants.
- A guy got stabbed at my school, didn't die but lots of police.
- A teacher gave some dude the key to the computer room of the school to lock it. He was expected to give the key back but only gave it back the next day. A few weeks later a lot of computers were stolen. Apparently the guy had a copy made of the key and stole the computers.
- Some guy in my class during computer class, opened a computer and stole all the RAM from it. When the teacher came over and tried to turn on that computer it made that loud beeping sound. So the teacher opened the computer and saw that the ram was missing. The guy that stole it said: "must have been the guy's from evening school" (evening school is people who work and attend lessons after their work).
- A teacher started crying during class. We don't know why.

This all happened in my last 2 years of highschool. All my life before those 2 years I was at another school and nothing strange happened.

One from when I was really young:
- We had a fight on the school yard, and some guy threw a brick into another guys face. His face was bleeding super hard. I was about 8 or something I think.

 

[Mike M]

At my elementary school, we had two teachers for sixth grade. One day after recess they were both late coming out to retrieve us to go back inside, and both classes did that "ooooooOOOOOOOOooooooo!" number because the insinuation was that they'd been making out or something. My teacher (the guy) was fucking livid, made us run a lap around the entire school as punishment.

Turns out they were getting it on though, and by the next school year, she'd left her husband for him. As it happens, her husband was the PE coach at our new middle school, so we got to listen to him lecture us about how his wife was a bitch whore while we ran laps and shit. Sooooooo depressing...

 

[Papercuts]

I forgot one of the funniest things I've seen happen. I was in the library for my final period and saw my friend come in to get a TV set. The ones with a TV, VCR and such all strapped up to be wheeled around...I left the library to talk to him as he went down the hall. His teacher was a sub that had to leave so they were unattended and just were going to watch a movie.

The way my school was setup had a hallway that just sloped down. He ran with it and jumped on to ride it down the slope, the weight pushed it forward, he panicked and let go. The TV slammed on the floor and glass flew all over the damn place. We both just walked away and somehow nobody in the nearby classrooms checked what happened. When the final bell rang everyone was just bewildered at this destroyed TV chilling in the hallway. He never got caught somehow.

 

[GCX]

My English teacher in high school (a woman in her 60s who couldn't really spell English properly) put her foot on the desk, pulled her skirt up and shouted "LOOK! I NEVER SHAVE MY LEGS!".

I've forgotten the context why this happened but the mental image is burned into my brain forever.

 

[Anteater]

Nothing really. I only remember a kid was absent for the majority of the school year and our homeroom teacher once told us he "was in a car crash and he's in a really terrible condition", except that was the only teacher that seem to know anything about it, but also didn't keep us updated on the situation, so for the rest of the school year whenever the other teachers ask, we'd just tell them "he's in a car crash and he's not back yet" and they would be like "wow, still?".

I remember seeing that kid at the end of the year and he seemed fine to me /shrug, he wasn't really that good with english so he never really talk to us.

 

[jackrubyn]

Some of the class rooms in my old high school were below ground level, so you'd only see the lower part of people walking by outside. The windows were also tinted so you couldn't see in from the outside.
Anyways, once during class a wine-o walked by outside, dropped his pants and started peeing against the window for like a full minute. I just remembered someone going "christ..." and everyone looking over and being simultaneously mortified.

 

[Wazzim]

A large number of kids in my 7th grade year (Middle School, for those with different year:school systems) took place in something everyone called "The Wasp War". It was essentially a child's version of a gang war, when you think about it, where kids split into different factions and fought each other using wasps (folded pieces of paper shot with rubber bands). Some factions were larger and more "powerful" than others. I had been a member of one of the largest of two rivaling factions, until a friend and I split away from it to create our own as leadership. Our new group was small, but it was actually pretty powerful as we began to absorb "higher ranking" members of other factions. We had a more "attractive" faction, with less of a focus on "fighting" and more on management, business and reconnaissance. We also actively sought out powerful alliances, in turn providing us more power. We could have actually become the most powerful group had the "War" continued on longer than it did.

I was never into the actual "warring" and never really ever shot any wasps off during the "conflict", but I kind of enjoyed the strategic/faction aspect of what was going on. It was an interesting thing to see happen.

Some kids acted as "mercenaries" and didn't belong to any one particular faction. Few acted as "scientist/developers" who would create new styles of wasps and give/barter them to factions.

Shit was ridiculous.

It lasted a good long time that year, too. I'm pretty sure the faculty never really learned about the entire thing as a whole, but the "war" came to an abrupt halt after an innocent girl had been hit by a wasp and hurt. Everyone simply disbanded after that.

Shit needs a video game version right now.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

This thread is gold!

- In primary school we had this one guy who fits the stereotype fat kid really well. He often came to school with either toothpaste or peanut butter still on his face and his shirt had generally toothpaste stains on it as well. One day his parents thought it would be a terrific idea to give him fish for breakfast, think it was tuna. He then decided to go to school without brushing his teeth. His breath smelled putrid, really. He stunk up the whole classroom with his toxic breath. He was also rather unlucky, stepped in dog poo almost weekly.

- In Junior High there were two guys who just could not work together. One was a huge black kid with dreadlocks and he smelled like he did not shower or used deodorant. The other kid was just this annoying piece of shit, lets say bully who resulted to bullying because his life was shitty. During class the black kid, lets call him Joe, sat in front of the bully, lets call him Josh. That day, we had just got a new girl doing internship. The teacher left the classroom to let the intern do her job for a few minutes when Josh started to get annoying. He started calling out Joe like he always did. Joe snapped this one time and stood up and grabbed Josh by the neck lifting him up. He than walked to the front of the room, still holding Josh, and slammed his face on to the whiteboard. The intern was yelling him to stop but she could not do a thing, Joe was way bigger than her. Everybody sat there just frozen watching what was happening around them until the teacher came back and managed to stop the fight, or slaughter. Josh surprisingly wasn't hurt that bad, just a little dazed. Joe got expelled from school and he had to do his schoolwork privately for months till they let him back in to our class.

- That same year we went on a school trip. We got divided into small groups and we had to hike through the countryside. No supervision at all (what were the teachers thinking?). All the groups came back on time besides Josh's. Finally in the evening, five hours late, they found the way back. They got lost and had been walking all day. Josh, the idiot that he was, didn't bring any water with him. So when he got thirsty he decided to drink out of a little stream. Lets say he spent the rest of the night sick in bed, vomiting everything back up.

- I wasn't at school this day but friends told me the day after. During maths at the start of the class some kid pulled down the pants of another kid when everybody was till walking towards their seat. He not only managed to pull down his pants, but also his underpants. So he stood there, in the middle of the class fully exposed. Needless to say he started crying when everybody started to laugh. Poor guy.

 

[Exhumed]

- In Junior high, we were doing jumping jacks in gym and this one kid crapped himself. He immediately excused himself before the teacher noticed and proceeded to clean up. After class the teacher kept everyone after because someone had stuffed their now soiled boxers into the toilet which caused it to overflow. Everyone knew who it was because he had tons of that powdered soap residue on his pants.
- Girl does report on horses and becomes laughing stock after presenting how to clean the vulva.
- There was this pretty big loser in 3rd grade. This one girl hated him for some reason. She ended up lying to his only friend which made him not want to talk to him anymore. He was pretty down but it ended up getting him a kiss from the cutest girl at the school.
- Teacher in first or second grade tells a student grass is good for you because animals eat it. Kid eats grass.
- Fat kid in 8th grade with club foot gets an A in gym even though he barely does anything. Another fat kid complains and tries pulling the "race card" as he does more in class but has a B.
- Kid with broken leg steals tons pokemon cards from other kids by hiding it in his cast. Never gets caught as teacher refuse to look in his cast.


These are a few I remember. Good times.

 

[Cov]

Kid threw a bag of flour on the bus, he missed and hit a woman on the head. The bus was packed with lads from two different schools, and she had to get off the bus with everyone laughing. I dont even think it was her stop, but you could see a white afro walking down the street.

 

[maniac-kun]

In 9th grade - bored looking out of the window. Sudenly a fucking house that is beeing moved drives by the window. We start to laugh every one looks at us like wtf is going on. Only me and the guy next to me noticed it. No one believes us.

 

[Princess Viola]

Oh, I just remembered another strange thing that happened to me.

In middle school, we had this rule that only one person was allowed out of class for the restroom at a time. And there was NO EXCEPTIONS to this rule, no matter what. So, like you'd expect, I was in computer class and this chick was taking FOREVER to come back from the bathroom (like, it had been 10 minutes already) and I had to pee real badly, so just when I was about to get up to tell the teacher that it was a huge emergency, I pissed my pants. And when I say pissed, I mean it was a huge ass puddle. My legs were floating in the piss puddle.

Luckily, the class ended right then and there, so the teacher locked the door to the class so her next class couldn't come in and she got a mop to start mopping up the puddle. Obviously, she asked me if I had any spare clothes to wear, luckily, my next class was going to be gym, so I had my gym shorts. Oh, but the puddle soaked into my backpack and my gym shorts were soaked as well.

Now, since I have bladder control problems and have to wear diapers, I went into the backroom and changed my diapers and threw them away. Of course, the problem was I couldn't spend the rest of the day in diapers. So first, we called home and no one was home. Then the teacher told me to wait in the backroom, she was gonna go and see if she could find any clothes.

She comes back about 5 minutes later with something to wear. A cheerleader's skirt. So, since it was the only thing she could find in such short notice, I had to wear it.

Unfortunately, since computer class was my second class of the day, I had to wear the skirt for the entire rest of the day.

 

[DualShadow]

Year 8 - In Japanese class we had a new teacher to the school and this one kid would just constantly annoy the teacher, asking relentless questions, 'why? Why? Why?' Etc, and making noises when she wasn't looking. This went on for a few weeks until she snapped and screamed 'WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP!'. We all burst out laughing and the teacher ran out of the room, came back with the Assistant Principal to talk to the class haha.

 

[Moppet13]

Senior year of High school, someone called in a bomb threat during the last week of school and everyone thought it was me.

Girl gets caught selling drugs at school with her drugs on her (weed, Ecstasy, etc) she also sent out a mass text message saying to all her friends she was a drug dealer. No action was taken against her and she still got to go to Cornell.

Almost forgot, back in 4th grade some foreign kid decided to be cool and hang from the soccer goal, ended up being too heavy and it tipped over and broke his arm. The next day the janitors were taking chainsaws to the goal post.

Oh this is the best one. For a senior prank one year someone put a stack of fliers in the outbox and apparently no body in the office at our school bothered to read them before they mailed them out to the parents. The flier said something along the lines of passing out condoms during prom.

 

[thomaser]

Oh, remembered a good one. When I was in fourth grade, a third grader was grounded by his parents and absent from school for a week. Or two weeks, not sure. Turned out he had gone into the nearby grocery store and bought a pack of condoms. His father saw them, and asked what he was going to do with them. "I'm gonna fuck mom". Yeah...

 

[zon]

Two guys started throwing knives at each other during a woodcraft (is that the correct term?) lesson. This was in 8th grade. No one was injured thankfully. I've never heard a teacher scream that much at two students.

 

[Diablohead]

In primary school doing a long jump some idiot stuck his foot out as I landed, I fell flat on my face and still to this day my front tooth is dead, but it doesn't look bad nor does it hurt so i've left it in.

Someone in my high school was sent to another school after dealing drugs.

 

[Kurtofan]

America is crazy land.

 

[LakeEarth]

In highschool biology, we had to dissect fetal pigs. I was put into a group of 4, mostly good guys, but one guy was a huge fuckup. While dessecting it, he actually pulled out some of the hog's teeth and put him in his pocket. I can't tell you why, but he did.

The final grade that everyone in the group got was a combined score of everyone's work. The teacher would bring you up, point at parts of the insides, and have you identify them. To my surprise, the fuckup got them all right and I ended up with a really good grade. I guess he was paying attention while he was mutilating it in ways the teacher wouldn't notice.

 

[sikkinixx]

Watching a guy stuff his face with Pot Muffins every day at 8:55am so that by the time he has to go to English class he is fucking wiped. Amazing.

 

[Dark Knyght]

Throughout High school - gang warfare between individuals within the school and with other schools, people getting jumped, stabbed, sliced, shot on a weekly/monthly basis. These things usually occurred after school though in the area local to the school. Knew someone who was killed in a brawl I was apart of.

I knew a dude in high school that is doing life in prison for calling for chinese delivery, then robbing and killing the delivery guy for no apparent reason.

Seen a butch lezzy get hit by a Mac truk at like 25-30mph and get up and brush herself off like it was nothing.

High school was wild.

 

[Dany]

story

Well damn. I'm sorry but you are a guy, correct?

 

[kai3345]

In 8th grade this kid was reading his report or whatever to the class in English, and all of a sudden his jeans started to darken from him having wet his pants. I'm not sure if he genuinely didn't notice, or if he was thinking no one in the class would notice if he didn't acknowledge it, but he just kept reading his report and the teacher waited until after he was done to tell him to go to the bathroom.

 

[POWERSPHERE]

In year 10 a friend of mine hung himself on his back fence after years of being teased by fuckwits.

 

[Artanisix]

I didn't go to a really ghetto highschool or anything (lived out in the suburbs of Northern California), but there was some weird shit that went down.

First off, my Spanish teacher was odd. She was very weak -- quiet, non-intimidating, unexcitable voice; a broken hip which made her stutter step everywhere; and shaped like a piece of candy corn. Everyone made fun of her broken hip, I remember someone writing "hips don't lie" on the door to her classroom in permanent marker and she ended up resigning that school year. Also, because her voice volume was so low, she used a speaker wrapped around her stomach to amplify her output. This didn't really solve anything because while the volume would be loud, the voice wasn't commanding at all. One day in class, no one wanted to listen to her, so some student yelled out, "I'M A CHICKEN CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK," and then another student screamed, "I'M A COW!! MOOOOO MOOOOO," and then next thing I knew, the whole fucking class was moaning like farm animals. I joined in too, I made horse noises and shit, and we did that the whole class period while she cried at the desk. Also she never gave us any real work, all the extra credit coloring papers were worth more than the final in terms of points, so everyone just did those and ignored the rest.

Okay, what else. Our music teacher was universally hated by every student. Someone ended up taking a literal shit on his grand piano. Everyone made Matrix jokes because his name was Mr. Anderson. And he also had a twin brother who was a successful businessman, so he was made fun of for being the "least successful" of the two.

Speaking of shit, one morning in the 9th grade -- I had P.E. 1st period -- someone had used one of their own logs and drenched the locker room handle in poop. They also drew a smiley face on the door with it too. We didn't have P.E. that day and had to sit out on the bleachers in the cold.

A kid I knew started crying and screaming because I stole his gatorade and played football with it.

A guy chased me through the whole school with a giant staff on Halloween because I creeped up behind him and swiped his hat off his head. He said he was supposed to be a monk but he looked more like a fucked up character from Runescape 1. I didn't want to die so I threw his hat on the ground. I wasn't trying to steal it or anything, was just doing it for shits and giggles. This guy also wore diapers and called me a fatass constantly, even though he was extremely obese and I was fit.

Oh yeah, there was this extraordinarily mean russian guy I used to hang out with. One day, he stole one of those rubber tracking balls from a mouse in the computer room. He put it in a gum wrapper he had found on the ground, and he gave it to a mentally retarded kid. The kid started eating it because he thought it was legitimately gum. This russian guy also used to call one of my friends "Nacho Cheese" because my friend would always eat nachos at lunch.

Bunch of dudes got naked during school hours and started rolling down the track field, I think they were drunk or some shit, not sure. They were suspended.

Can't think of more right now, but I know there are some things I'm missing.

 

[AlphaDump]

this girl in 8th grade used to rock massive headgear everyday, like the kind with straps and wires and shit. She was cute otherwise, and one day she came in without it. She was sitting in class, headgear free, when her mom actually walks into the class and forces her to put it on. They start arguing and fighting in front of the whole class, she ends up putting it on, a few weeks later she is never seen or heard from again.


i took a shit in a stall my soph year after the last bell in the morning thinking the coast was clear when suddenly 2 of the biggest jocks in the entire high school come in and yell "THE FUCK IS THAT SMELL". They start kicking trash cans, and like destroying the bathroom around me, meanwhile i am in the stall holding my knees up trying to keep my feet from out of sight. No luck. They circle my stall and start kicking the sides, tearing at the walls and rocking it back and forth. This goes on for like 10 min, i am just sitting there on the shitter holding on for dear life. They leave, and i wait a good 5 min before i wipe and got the fuck out. The bathroom was completely the destroyed.

 

[Princess Viola]

Well damn. I'm sorry but you are a guy, correct?

At the time, I identified as male. I identify as female now.