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[Japanmanx3]

My head hurts. It was like reading a different language.

".. Fortunately, we have a product for people who aren't able to get some form of connectivity, it's called the King Errare Edition."
- Don Mattrick

 

[cntr]

It's been a good thread

good thread, gooood thread

 

[Dex815]

Wow, I bet that Tarantino already contact her to make the movie.

Half the way into the story I had to start playing Pulp Fiction's Misirlou.

 

[Unmasked Ferret]

Holy shit this story.

Forbidden Love Pt 2.
Mangaka: Zola R. Moon
Translator: K4w411_kurojin

You deserve a medal for these.

 

[Jazzy Network]

I understand the original more than the anime subtitled version.

 

[Bronx-Man]

Jarret: A Visionary robbed of his Future
Jess: A Sniper deprived of her Words
Z : A Ghost without a Past
Nigga wit dreads that Jarret was smoking wit at the run down Motel: A Rival living a Lie
Zola : A Fallen Legend

I can't fucking breathe

 

[PartTimeWarrior]

I'll buy the movie rights for $20

 

[nitewulf]

Read this on my FB, once started, couldn't stop, legit entertaining. And she's kinda hot. Pretty sure its all fake but nice.

And come on people, even if you don't know the slang it's easy to pick up from context, I had no idea "trapping" meant hooking, but come on...

 

[MWS Natural]

Seriously. We're one post away from someone saying that she needs to stop using "ebonics" and talk in proper English.

People think they're being sneaky/clever with their low-key racism, but they aren't.

White Appropriation Plan

1. Make fun of it.
2. Copy it anyways.
3. Imagine that it's something brand new
4. Play it out so it's corny as fuck.
5. Move on to the next thing black people are doing.

 

[LosDaddie]

good thread, gooood thread

I sent a few friends the imgur summary link of the story. Their responses have been great.

I understand the original more than the anime subtitled version.

Yup but I don't watch anime.

 

[InfiniteNine]

Haha there's actually a wiki on it:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Mexican_English

We also hug a lot. Moving to the PNW is weird, no one hugs here.

Haha that's hilarious! A place with no hugs sounds sad, but I suppose people like to be less personal there.

 

[Gaogaogao]

Seriously. We're one post away from someone saying that she needs to stop using "ebonics" and talk in proper English.

People think they're being sneaky/clever with their low-key racism, but they aren't.

dont assume to know what other people are thinking, my only crime is being a stupid white person.

sorry if I hurt anyone's feelings, talk however you want.

 

[-Horizon-]

For those who are insistent that they can't understand the story and the words don't make sense of them.

I wrote it in a way that you can instantly understand. So you too can laugh and stop embarrassing yourself in this thread.

Forbidden Love pt 1.
Mangaka - Zola R. Moon
Translations by k4w411_Kurojin

Can KyoAni animate this? Pls?

 

[Matt_]

Aziah King ❤️ ‏@_zolarmoon 3m3 minutes ago
got WAY more attention than I ever could've fathomed....literally having a meeting with my lawyer tomorrow to patent this...cus jesus christ

ITS COMING

 

[IdreamofHIME]

Jumped off the balcony and got caught by his pants.
She seen too many movies, what a load of bullshit. All of it.

 

[udiie]

that story was insane lol

 

[southerncross]

Jarret: A Visionary robbed of his Future
Jess: A Sniper deprived of her Words
Z : A Ghost without a Past
Nigga wit dreads that Jarret was smoking wit at the run down Motel: A Rival living a Lie
Zola : A Fallen Legend

I love this so much

 

[Japanmanx3]

ITS COMING

A Spike Lee Joint.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Jarret: A Visionary robbed of his Future
Jess: A Sniper deprived of her Words
Z : A Ghost without a Past
Nigga wit dreads that Jarret was smoking wit at the run down Motel: A Rival living a Lie
Zola : A Fallen Legend

 

[sn00zer]

Why?

I guess you'd have trouble reading a script or a transcript too then

it's 140 characters. With some white space between. Literally 2nd grade reading level.

When a story is presented in little summarized blurbs.

That sometimes change the subject between said blurbs

It can be difficult to read especially since

Tweets are usually read as single ideas and not as a combined set.

Of one carrying after the other.

Really its the twitter formatting. Its like reading a story with a bunch of "...." after every two sentences. If someone typed out War and Peace in 144 character tweets I would say it was hard to read.

 

[NormalFish]

I wish the term "ebonics" wasn't so loaded. I actually like the aesthetic sound of the word.

Really its the twitter formatting. Its like reading a story with a bunch of "...." after every two sentences. If someone typed out War and Peace in 144 character tweets I would say it was hard to read.

Yeah, see... I really didn't have a hard time reading that.

 

[aliengmr]

Jumped off the balcony and got caught by his pants.
She seen too many movies, what a load of bullshit. All of it.

Nah, I believe it, you can't make that shit up. Real life is far crazier than any movie.

 

[Bold One]

ether.

 

[Puruzi]

.

This wasn't difficult to read

 

[Sami+]

That was a fucking journey. God damn.

 

[sn00zer]

I wish the term "ebonics" wasn't so loaded. I actually like the aesthetic sound of the word.



Yeah, see... I really didn't have a hard time reading that.

Okay, but some people do. Doesnt mean they are racist, just means they have issues with formatting. Plus a lot of sentences have to be changed to fit the 140 character limit which can make some sentences sound different than they would actually be spoken.

 

[wanderingprostheyltite]

Really its the twitter formatting. Its like reading a story with a bunch of "...." after every two sentences. If someone typed out War and Peace in 144 character tweets I would say it was hard to read.

You're not alone it annoyed me too. Was entertaining read till halfway through and then I'm like this bitch needs a blog. Guess we're not twitter elite enough to enjoy this as a long form storytelling format.

 

[RocBase]

Forbidden Love Pt 1+2

now im kinda glad this escalated to the point we got these gems

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Yo, isn't Zola gonna go to jail because she just admitted to essentially being a pimp oh and accessory to murder?

 

[cntr]

AAVE (African American Vernacular English) is the formal term, btw

 

[The Adder]

You're not alone it annoyed me too. Was entertaining read till halfway through and then I'm like this bitch needs a blog. Guess we're not twitter elite enough to enjoy this as a long form storytelling format.

I do not even have a twitter account and had no issue reading it.

 

[wanderingprostheyltite]

I do not even have a twitter account and had no issue reading it.

Good for you? I don't like to read stories that way.

 

[Gaogaogao]

I do not even have a twitter account and had no issue reading it.

give this man a medal

 

[Dipper145]

Must have been in the wrong mood to read this because it just made me feel sick for everyone involved in the whole thing.

The story was pretty compelling though and did make me want to read until the end. Kind of felt a little anti-climactic though.

 

[Kisaya]

God that was the realest and funniest shit I've read in a while.

 

[marrec]

Slightly off topic because I am old:

When did "y'all" become an urban word?

I say it all the time and have had people recently accuse me of 'pretending to be black' or some shit.

I'm like

Wait, I grew up in the rural southwest, y'all is like...a thing there.

Since "y'all" is a predominantly part of southern vernacular it was always a part of African American Vernacular English, but the internet has made AAVE much more widespread than southern vernacular so it's become more associated with that instead of the region.

I had a co-worker ask me why I talked black and I was like:

...

Angelus you're a magnificent bastard. I believe your nerd translation of the story should be turned into an anime.

 

[The Adder]

Good for you? I don't like to read stories that way.

If you're going to go all "sarcastic douchebag"

Guess we're not twitter elite enough to enjoy this as a long form storytelling format.

People are going to respond to your shit arguments to indicate how shit they are.

 

[wanderingprostheyltite]

If you're going to go all "sarcastic douchebag"



People are going to respond to your shit arguments to indicate how shit they are.

Argument? It's a personal preference. Chill out dude.

 

[Cake Boss]

For those who are insistent that they can't understand the story and the words don't make sense of them.

I wrote it in a way that you can instantly understand. So you too can laugh and stop embarrassing yourself in this thread.

Forbidden Love pt 1.
Mangaka - Zola R. Moon
Translations by k4w411_Kurojin

So Zola-chan met this baka-gaijin Jess at Hooters, Zola-chan was Jess-chan's cafe maid she was so kawaii, totemo kawaii. Jess-chan came in their with her onii-chan black man. Zola-chan being a cafe maid sat down with Jess-chan and her onii-chan and they started talking. Apparently Jess-chan's onii-chan gives her kane (translator's note: money). They were bonding and becoming tomodachis (friends). They exchange numbers feeling like their meeting was destiny and continue talking for quite some time.

The next day, Jess-chan sends Zola-chan a message saying "Onee-san! Let's got to Florida!! :3", She tells Zola-chan she wants to dance in Florida, and Zola-chan is like "hai!!" Zola-chan's waifu didn't want her to go, so she had the sex with him (translator's note: sex) then left with Jess-chan to Florida.

Zola-chan gets in the car and meets another one of Jess-chan's onii-chans, they are blackman2-chan, and Jarret-chan. Jarret-chan and Jess-chan are in love love (translator's note: in love) and blackman2-chan just lives with them. They get to the motel and Jess-chan tells Zola-chan that this room is for Jarret-chan and then they head off for the club (translator's note: A place were people dance and watch others dance, totemo ecchi).

Zola-chan dances at the club and makes 930,000 Yen. Jess-chan tells Zola-chan that blackman2-chan was her pimp, unfortunately Jarrett-chan didn't know this (strike 1). Blackman2-chan comes up and he's like "how much did you girls make me? :3" and they tell him nothing (usotsuki!). He is pretty sad because his real waifu also had a bad night. Because they had a bad night he asks if they want to trap (translator's note: He means do they want sex older gentlemen for kane like schoolgirls!). Jess-chan is like "hai!!!"

They pull up to a different hotel and Jess-chan and Zola-chan start arguing. Zola-chan doesn't trap she is just a stripper so she yells at poor Jess-chan like a baka. Jess-chan starts crying saying she's scared and doesn't want Zola-chan to leave her all alone. Jess-chan tells Zola-chan that she can just check the guys, she doesn't have to trap (translator's note: have sex with men for money). Zola-chan decides to stay and protect Jess-chan!

First guy knocks at the door and he's an older uaito piggu and says he's here for Jess-chan, Jess-chan and uaito piggu have sex. Zola-chan is shocked! @_@ because Jess-chan says she that her price for sex is only 110,000 Yen! Zola-chan decided to help Jess-chan make more kane by putting her profile on an ecchi site setting the price at 650,000 Yen minimum!

Jess-chan is bukakke'ed by 20 guys and makes 5,550,000Yen (sugoi!). Jarrett-chan calls asking where Zola-chan and Jess-chan are, they usotsuki (translator's note: lie) and say they went to another maid cafe. He doesn't believe her and tells Zola-chan to not be a baka slut like Jess-chan.

A few hours later blackman2-chan comes and he asks how much Jess-chan made, she told him the truth (5,550,000 yen). He's shocked and goes "sugoi!!" dou yatte?!" and she's like Zola-chan helped me! :3. He takes the money from Jess-chan and gives Zola-chan 500,000 yen. He doesn't give Jess-chan any because she hasn't paid her rent in months T_T.

They all leave to go back to Jarrett's hotel and he's downstairs smoking weed with a random Florida-san. Blackman2-chan asks who that guy is and Jarret-chan is like "He just wanted to know who I was here with, it's okay" Florida-san says goodbye and leaves. They all go to the room and Blackman2-chan is really mad. He yells saying that Jarret-chan didn't know Florida-san that well and he shouldn't have told him that there were 2 bishoujous here. Jarret-chan explains why he said that and Blackman2-chan goes "we have to go now! They know there's money here!"

They go to a nicer love love hotel and he asks Zola-chan to keep an eye on Jarret-chan.
Jarret-chan and Jess-chan start arguing about Jess-chan trapping. He starts crying and he's like Zola-chan is this why you came to FL? Zola-chan goes "No, I didn't even know I was set up!" Jarret-chan is shocked and calls Jess-chan a hoe! (translator's note: baishunpu). Zola-chan leaves and goes for a swim in the love love hotel pool.

Blackman2-chan calls Zola-chan and tells her to setup the calls for Jess-chan again and Zola-chan says okay. She goes up to the room and tells Jess-chan to get ready, Jarret-chan gets really upset and starts punching himself! He tells Jess-chan if she does this again he will kill himself because he really loves her! Uguuu!

Jarret-chan yells that everyone knows Jess-chan is a baishunpu now and that he wants to go home. He throws his keitai at her (translator's note: phone). It has her facebook status showing both her love love ads! Jess-chan starts crying! T_T now everyone knows she's a baishunpu! Jess-chan calls blackman2-chan and 5 minutes later (instant transmission) he knocks on the door bringing his waifu with him.

Blackman2-chan is very upset, totemo upset and lifts Jarret-chan off the ground. Jarret-chan starts crying and apologizing going "sumimasen, gomennasai! blackman-chan!" Blackman2-chan's waifu pulls out a gun (Translator's note: a baka American weapon, not as elegant as a Japanese Katana (katana means sword)), she tells Z-san (blackman2-chan) to kill Jarret-chan, but Jess-chan says no.

Z-san doesn't kill him, but says he's going to kill his manhood and tells Jarret-chan to sit in front of him. He tells Jarret-chan to delete the post (and he does) then calls Jess-chan over. Z-san's waifu unbuckles his pants, then Jess-chan starts sucking his o-chinchin! Then he starts doing doggystyle on Jess-chan with Jarret-chan watching.

Holy shit this thread has been the best shit GAF has created in a long ass time.

 

[The Adder]

Argument? It's a personal preference. Chill out dude.

No, my friend, this

You're not alone it annoyed me too.

Is a personal preference.

This:

Guess we're not twitter elite enough to enjoy this as a long form storytelling format.

Is just being a snarky dick about said personal preference.

EDIT: Bah! Why couldn't the posts I want everyone to see have been at the top of a page

 

[wanderingprostheyltite]

No, my friend, this



Is a personal preference.

This:



Is just being a snarky dick about said personal preference.

EDIT: Bah! Why couldn't the posts I want everyone to see have been at the top of a page

But...that's still not arguing? Snarky or no...move on man, not as invested in this as I think you think I am. Was a funny story that I woulda digested easier in paragraph format that's all.

 

[Nickle]

This made me tired

 

[Slayven]

For those who are insistent that they can't understand the story and the words don't make sense of them.

I wrote it in a way that you can instantly understand. So you too can laugh and stop embarrassing yourself in this thread.

Forbidden Love pt 1.
Mangaka - Zola R. Moon
Translations by k4w411_Kurojin

So Zola-chan met this baka-gaijin Jess at Hooters, Zola-chan was Jess-chan's cafe maid she was so kawaii, totemo kawaii. Jess-chan came in their with her onii-chan black man. Zola-chan being a cafe maid sat down with Jess-chan and her onii-chan and they started talking. Apparently Jess-chan's onii-chan gives her kane (translator's note: money). They were bonding and becoming tomodachis (friends). They exchange numbers feeling like their meeting was destiny and continue talking for quite some time.

The next day, Jess-chan sends Zola-chan a message saying "Onee-san! Let's got to Florida!! :3", She tells Zola-chan she wants to dance in Florida, and Zola-chan is like "hai!!" Zola-chan's waifu didn't want her to go, so she had the sex with him (translator's note: sex) then left with Jess-chan to Florida.

Zola-chan gets in the car and meets another one of Jess-chan's onii-chans, they are blackman2-chan, and Jarret-chan. Jarret-chan and Jess-chan are in love love (translator's note: in love) and blackman2-chan just lives with them. They get to the motel and Jess-chan tells Zola-chan that this room is for Jarret-chan and then they head off for the club (translator's note: A place were people dance and watch others dance, totemo ecchi).

Zola-chan dances at the club and makes 930,000 Yen. Jess-chan tells Zola-chan that blackman2-chan was her pimp, unfortunately Jarrett-chan didn't know this (strike 1). Blackman2-chan comes up and he's like "how much did you girls make me? :3" and they tell him nothing (usotsuki!). He is pretty sad because his real waifu also had a bad night. Because they had a bad night he asks if they want to trap (translator's note: He means do they want sex older gentlemen for kane like schoolgirls!). Jess-chan is like "hai!!!"

They pull up to a different hotel and Jess-chan and Zola-chan start arguing. Zola-chan doesn't trap she is just a stripper so she yells at poor Jess-chan like a baka. Jess-chan starts crying saying she's scared and doesn't want Zola-chan to leave her all alone. Jess-chan tells Zola-chan that she can just check the guys, she doesn't have to trap (translator's note: have sex with men for money). Zola-chan decides to stay and protect Jess-chan!

First guy knocks at the door and he's an older uaito piggu and says he's here for Jess-chan, Jess-chan and uaito piggu have sex. Zola-chan is shocked! @_@ because Jess-chan says she that her price for sex is only 110,000 Yen! Zola-chan decided to help Jess-chan make more kane by putting her profile on an ecchi site setting the price at 650,000 Yen minimum!

Jess-chan is bukakke'ed by 20 guys and makes 5,550,000Yen (sugoi!). Jarrett-chan calls asking where Zola-chan and Jess-chan are, they usotsuki (translator's note: lie) and say they went to another maid cafe. He doesn't believe her and tells Zola-chan to not be a baka slut like Jess-chan.

A few hours later blackman2-chan comes and he asks how much Jess-chan made, she told him the truth (5,550,000 yen). He's shocked and goes "sugoi!!" dou yatte?!" and she's like Zola-chan helped me! :3. He takes the money from Jess-chan and gives Zola-chan 500,000 yen. He doesn't give Jess-chan any because she hasn't paid her rent in months T_T.

They all leave to go back to Jarrett's hotel and he's downstairs smoking weed with a random Florida-san. Blackman2-chan asks who that guy is and Jarret-chan is like "He just wanted to know who I was here with, it's okay" Florida-san says goodbye and leaves. They all go to the room and Blackman2-chan is really mad. He yells saying that Jarret-chan didn't know Florida-san that well and he shouldn't have told him that there were 2 bishoujous here. Jarret-chan explains why he said that and Blackman2-chan goes "we have to go now! They know there's money here!"

They go to a nicer love love hotel and he asks Zola-chan to keep an eye on Jarret-chan.
Jarret-chan and Jess-chan start arguing about Jess-chan trapping. He starts crying and he's like Zola-chan is this why you came to FL? Zola-chan goes "No, I didn't even know I was set up!" Jarret-chan is shocked and calls Jess-chan a hoe! (translator's note: baishunpu). Zola-chan leaves and goes for a swim in the love love hotel pool.

Blackman2-chan calls Zola-chan and tells her to setup the calls for Jess-chan again and Zola-chan says okay. She goes up to the room and tells Jess-chan to get ready, Jarret-chan gets really upset and starts punching himself! He tells Jess-chan if she does this again he will kill himself because he really loves her! Uguuu!

Jarret-chan yells that everyone knows Jess-chan is a baishunpu now and that he wants to go home. He throws his keitai at her (translator's note: phone). It has her facebook status showing both her love love ads! Jess-chan starts crying! T_T now everyone knows she's a baishunpu! Jess-chan calls blackman2-chan and 5 minutes later (instant transmission) he knocks on the door bringing his waifu with him.

Blackman2-chan is very upset, totemo upset and lifts Jarret-chan off the ground. Jarret-chan starts crying and apologizing going "sumimasen, gomennasai! blackman-chan!" Blackman2-chan's waifu pulls out a gun (Translator's note: a baka American weapon, not as elegant as a Japanese Katana (katana means sword)), she tells Z-san (blackman2-chan) to kill Jarret-chan, but Jess-chan says no.

Z-san doesn't kill him, but says he's going to kill his manhood and tells Jarret-chan to sit in front of him. He tells Jarret-chan to delete the post (and he does) then calls Jess-chan over. Z-san's waifu unbuckles his pants, then Jess-chan starts sucking his o-chinchin! Then he starts doing doggystyle on Jess-chan with Jarret-chan watching.

 

[foxuzamaki]

That was straight up fucking captivating, I read it all, fam, that was fucked.

 

[akira28]

maybe I need to call my skripper friend...she has some stories, boy.

 

[andythinkpad]

Jumped off the balcony and got caught by his pants.
She seen too many movies, what a load of bullshit. All of it.

That part is kind of believable, because alot of times people who say they want to kill themselves can't bring up the nerve to go through with it.

The part with the FL nigga is probably the most movie plot device-y.

I really like the pacing of the story. It has the right length for a movie. The man with no name (Z) is a very charming villain; the loser is a relatable side character. The narrator is full of personality. I would like to see some more interest tibbit to draw out the character of Jessica and.. maybe some funny john cameos to lighten up the tone of the story a little bit.

 

[roflwaffles]

For those who are insistent that they can't understand the story and the words don't make sense of them.

I wrote it in a way that you can instantly understand. So you too can laugh and stop embarrassing yourself in this thread.

Forbidden Love pt 1.
Mangaka - Zola R. Moon
Translations by k4w411_Kurojin

So Zola-chan met this baka-gaijin Jess at Hooters, Zola-chan was Jess-chan's cafe maid she was so kawaii, totemo kawaii. Jess-chan came in their with her onii-chan black man. Zola-chan being a cafe maid sat down with Jess-chan and her onii-chan and they started talking. Apparently Jess-chan's onii-chan gives her kane (translator's note: money). They were bonding and becoming tomodachis (friends). They exchange numbers feeling like their meeting was destiny and continue talking for quite some time.

The next day, Jess-chan sends Zola-chan a message saying "Onee-san! Let's got to Florida!! :3", She tells Zola-chan she wants to dance in Florida, and Zola-chan is like "hai!!" Zola-chan's waifu didn't want her to go, so she had the sex with him (translator's note: sex) then left with Jess-chan to Florida.

Zola-chan gets in the car and meets another one of Jess-chan's onii-chans, they are blackman2-chan, and Jarret-chan. Jarret-chan and Jess-chan are in love love (translator's note: in love) and blackman2-chan just lives with them. They get to the motel and Jess-chan tells Zola-chan that this room is for Jarret-chan and then they head off for the club (translator's note: A place were people dance and watch others dance, totemo ecchi).

Zola-chan dances at the club and makes 930,000 Yen. Jess-chan tells Zola-chan that blackman2-chan was her pimp, unfortunately Jarrett-chan didn't know this (strike 1). Blackman2-chan comes up and he's like "how much did you girls make me? :3" and they tell him nothing (usotsuki!). He is pretty sad because his real waifu also had a bad night. Because they had a bad night he asks if they want to trap (translator's note: He means do they want sex older gentlemen for kane like schoolgirls!). Jess-chan is like "hai!!!"

They pull up to a different hotel and Jess-chan and Zola-chan start arguing. Zola-chan doesn't trap she is just a stripper so she yells at poor Jess-chan like a baka. Jess-chan starts crying saying she's scared and doesn't want Zola-chan to leave her all alone. Jess-chan tells Zola-chan that she can just check the guys, she doesn't have to trap (translator's note: have sex with men for money). Zola-chan decides to stay and protect Jess-chan!

First guy knocks at the door and he's an older uaito piggu and says he's here for Jess-chan, Jess-chan and uaito piggu have sex. Zola-chan is shocked! @_@ because Jess-chan says she that her price for sex is only 110,000 Yen! Zola-chan decided to help Jess-chan make more kane by putting her profile on an ecchi site setting the price at 650,000 Yen minimum!

Jess-chan is bukakke'ed by 20 guys and makes 5,550,000Yen (sugoi!). Jarrett-chan calls asking where Zola-chan and Jess-chan are, they usotsuki (translator's note: lie) and say they went to another maid cafe. He doesn't believe her and tells Zola-chan to not be a baka slut like Jess-chan.

A few hours later blackman2-chan comes and he asks how much Jess-chan made, she told him the truth (5,550,000 yen). He's shocked and goes "sugoi!!" dou yatte?!" and she's like Zola-chan helped me! :3. He takes the money from Jess-chan and gives Zola-chan 500,000 yen. He doesn't give Jess-chan any because she hasn't paid her rent in months T_T.

They all leave to go back to Jarrett's hotel and he's downstairs smoking weed with a random Florida-san. Blackman2-chan asks who that guy is and Jarret-chan is like "He just wanted to know who I was here with, it's okay" Florida-san says goodbye and leaves. They all go to the room and Blackman2-chan is really mad. He yells saying that Jarret-chan didn't know Florida-san that well and he shouldn't have told him that there were 2 bishoujous here. Jarret-chan explains why he said that and Blackman2-chan goes "we have to go now! They know there's money here!"

They go to a nicer love love hotel and he asks Zola-chan to keep an eye on Jarret-chan.
Jarret-chan and Jess-chan start arguing about Jess-chan trapping. He starts crying and he's like Zola-chan is this why you came to FL? Zola-chan goes "No, I didn't even know I was set up!" Jarret-chan is shocked and calls Jess-chan a hoe! (translator's note: baishunpu). Zola-chan leaves and goes for a swim in the love love hotel pool.

Blackman2-chan calls Zola-chan and tells her to setup the calls for Jess-chan again and Zola-chan says okay. She goes up to the room and tells Jess-chan to get ready, Jarret-chan gets really upset and starts punching himself! He tells Jess-chan if she does this again he will kill himself because he really loves her! Uguuu!

Jarret-chan yells that everyone knows Jess-chan is a baishunpu now and that he wants to go home. He throws his keitai at her (translator's note: phone). It has her facebook status showing both her love love ads! Jess-chan starts crying! T_T now everyone knows she's a baishunpu! Jess-chan calls blackman2-chan and 5 minutes later (instant transmission) he knocks on the door bringing his waifu with him.

Blackman2-chan is very upset, totemo upset and lifts Jarret-chan off the ground. Jarret-chan starts crying and apologizing going "sumimasen, gomennasai! blackman-chan!" Blackman2-chan's waifu pulls out a gun (Translator's note: a baka American weapon, not as elegant as a Japanese Katana (katana means sword)), she tells Z-san (blackman2-chan) to kill Jarret-chan, but Jess-chan says no.

Z-san doesn't kill him, but says he's going to kill his manhood and tells Jarret-chan to sit in front of him. He tells Jarret-chan to delete the post (and he does) then calls Jess-chan over. Z-san's waifu unbuckles his pants, then Jess-chan starts sucking his o-chinchin! Then he starts doing doggystyle on Jess-chan with Jarret-chan watching.

Legendary

 

[| Praxis |]

Read this today whilst sat next to my son's incubator. Felt wrong on so many levels, but entertaining none the less.

 

[chefbags]

Jarret: A Visionary robbed of his Future
Jess: A Sniper deprived of her Words
Z : A Ghost without a Past
Nigga wit dreads that Jarret was smoking wit at the run down Motel: A Rival living a Lie
Zola : A Fallen Legend

This is fucking perfect lol

 

[CountAntonius]

If true(which is very possible) it's sad as fuck this kinda of shit happens. The only funny thing was the absurdity of it all but because it's possibly real I can't laugh as much as be sick to my stomach by it all. Fucking humanity sometimes.