Stripper posts insane story on Twitter with more twists than a Shonda Rhimes script

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Cool story! Btw you guys don't be so sensitive about people having a hard time reading it. Neuromancer was to read as as well ;)

also it's more about social media slang then it is a class/hood thing. Can't stand that shit personally.
 
Gnome said:
If someone is saying it's difficult to read then yeah, they're probably full of shit, but I still think there's an interesting conversation to be had around "why" the language and format is either working for the story or against it.
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That's fair enough but nobody has done that. Every poster whose been called out in this was called out because they tried to make it seem like the story was incomprehensible when it really wasn't. Which is why you initial post was a bit weird since nobody was even attempting to give valid criticism. They just wanted to make their stale "subtle" jokes about how hard "Ebonics" is to read.
 
aliengmr said:
No, the spirit of the law was to prevent people convicted of noteworthy crimes from benefiting from those crimes.

Its autobiographical, are you seriously going to say that no autobiography has ever contained crimes witnessed or committed by the author which they were never convicted for?
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Reading more on it, I'm probably wrong here. I think the severity of the crime factors a lot into it, as well as who is profiting off the work.
 
Unison said:
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Already did, more or less.
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Hmmm I just watched the trailer. This actually doesn't look half bad.
 
JDSN said:
Its my second language and I got it all, and im an idiot. Pretending to not understand urban slang is a weird nerd tradition that I dont get, nerds drop Valyrian all the time, talk about their waifus and yaoi shit but when its time to know what is the meaning of "salty" in an obvious context, well they just need to let the world know they dont understand these weird black urban words.

And 20th Centuray boyz aint shit b.
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yaaaaaaasssss
 
IdreamofHIME said:
She's just admitted to the world about pimping, hooking and covering up a murder.
The story is of course bullshit, but I'm sure some cops will be having more than a few words with her.
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What? No, the cops won't do shit, they got the guy. And further more its easy to see she wasn't an accomplice. They'd have gone after her at the time, maybe, but not after the fact. Especially considering their time is better served solving murders that aren't solved.
 
That was incredible. Every time I thought it couldn't get worse....

Are people seriously acting like they they're unable to read this? I've never met anyone who talked like this and even I'm able to understand it all easily. Y'all need to stop making excuses.
 
Angelus Errare said:
For those who are insistent that they can't understand the story and the words don't make sense of them.

I wrote it in a way that you can instantly understand. So you too can laugh and stop embarrassing yourself in this thread.

Forbidden Love pt 1.
Mangaka - Zola R. Moon
Translations by k4w411_Kurojin

So Zola-chan met this baka-gaijin Jess at Hooters, Zola-chan was Jess-chan's cafe maid she was so kawaii, totemo kawaii. Jess-chan came in their with her onii-chan black man. Zola-chan being a cafe maid sat down with Jess-chan and her onii-chan and they started talking. Apparently Jess-chan's onii-chan gives her kane (translator's note: money). They were bonding and becoming tomodachis (friends). They exchange numbers feeling like their meeting was destiny and continue talking for quite some time.

The next day, Jess-chan sends Zola-chan a message saying "Onee-san! Let's got to Florida!! :3", She tells Zola-chan she wants to dance in Florida, and Zola-chan is like "hai!!" Zola-chan's waifu didn't want her to go, so she had the sex with him (translator's note: sex) then left with Jess-chan to Florida.

Zola-chan gets in the car and meets another one of Jess-chan's onii-chans, they are blackman2-chan, and Jarret-chan. Jarret-chan and Jess-chan are in love love (translator's note: in love) and blackman2-chan just lives with them. They get to the motel and Jess-chan tells Zola-chan that this room is for Jarret-chan and then they head off for the club (translator's note: A place were people dance and watch others dance, totemo ecchi).

Zola-chan dances at the club and makes 930,000 Yen. Jess-chan tells Zola-chan that blackman2-chan was her pimp, unfortunately Jarrett-chan didn't know this (strike 1). Blackman2-chan comes up and he's like "how much did you girls make me? :3" and they tell him nothing (usotsuki!). He is pretty sad because his real waifu also had a bad night. Because they had a bad night he asks if they want to trap (translator's note: He means do they want sex older gentlemen for kane like schoolgirls!). Jess-chan is like "hai!!!"

They pull up to a different hotel and Jess-chan and Zola-chan start arguing. Zola-chan doesn't trap she is just a stripper so she yells at poor Jess-chan like a baka. Jess-chan starts crying saying she's scared and doesn't want Zola-chan to leave her all alone. Jess-chan tells Zola-chan that she can just check the guys, she doesn't have to trap (translator's note: have sex with men for money). Zola-chan decides to stay and protect Jess-chan!

First guy knocks at the door and he's an older uaito piggu and says he's here for Jess-chan, Jess-chan and uaito piggu have sex. Zola-chan is shocked! @_@ because Jess-chan says she that her price for sex is only 110,000 Yen! Zola-chan decided to help Jess-chan make more kane by putting her profile on an ecchi site setting the price at 650,000 Yen minimum!

Jess-chan is bukakke'ed by 20 guys and makes 5,550,000Yen (sugoi!). Jarrett-chan calls asking where Zola-chan and Jess-chan are, they usotsuki (translator's note: lie) and say they went to another maid cafe. He doesn't believe her and tells Zola-chan to not be a baka slut like Jess-chan.

A few hours later blackman2-chan comes and he asks how much Jess-chan made, she told him the truth (5,550,000 yen). He's shocked and goes "sugoi!!" dou yatte?!" and she's like Zola-chan helped me! :3. He takes the money from Jess-chan and gives Zola-chan 500,000 yen. He doesn't give Jess-chan any because she hasn't paid her rent in months T_T.

They all leave to go back to Jarrett's hotel and he's downstairs smoking weed with a random Florida-san. Blackman2-chan asks who that guy is and Jarret-chan is like "He just wanted to know who I was here with, it's okay" Florida-san says goodbye and leaves. They all go to the room and Blackman2-chan is really mad. He yells saying that Jarret-chan didn't know Florida-san that well and he shouldn't have told him that there were 2 bishoujous here. Jarret-chan explains why he said that and Blackman2-chan goes "we have to go now! They know there's money here!"

They go to a nicer love love hotel and he asks Zola-chan to keep an eye on Jarret-chan.
Jarret-chan and Jess-chan start arguing about Jess-chan trapping. He starts crying and he's like Zola-chan is this why you came to FL? Zola-chan goes "No, I didn't even know I was set up!" Jarret-chan is shocked and calls Jess-chan a hoe! (translator's note: baishunpu). Zola-chan leaves and goes for a swim in the love love hotel pool.

Blackman2-chan calls Zola-chan and tells her to setup the calls for Jess-chan again and Zola-chan says okay. She goes up to the room and tells Jess-chan to get ready, Jarret-chan gets really upset and starts punching himself! He tells Jess-chan if she does this again he will kill himself because he really loves her! Uguuu!

Jarret-chan yells that everyone knows Jess-chan is a baishunpu now and that he wants to go home. He throws his keitai at her (translator's note: phone). It has her facebook status showing both her love love ads! Jess-chan starts crying! T_T now everyone knows she's a baishunpu! Jess-chan calls blackman2-chan and 5 minutes later (instant transmission) he knocks on the door bringing his waifu with him.

Blackman2-chan is very upset, totemo upset and lifts Jarret-chan off the ground. Jarret-chan starts crying and apologizing going "sumimasen, gomennasai! blackman-chan!" Blackman2-chan's waifu pulls out a gun (Translator's note: a baka American weapon, not as elegant as a Japanese Katana (katana means sword)), she tells Z-san (blackman2-chan) to kill Jarret-chan, but Jess-chan says no.

Z-san doesn't kill him, but says he's going to kill his manhood and tells Jarret-chan to sit in front of him. He tells Jarret-chan to delete the post (and he does) then calls Jess-chan over. Z-san's waifu unbuckles his pants, then Jess-chan starts sucking his o-chinchin! Then he starts doing doggystyle on Jess-chan with Jarret-chan watching.
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post of 2015
 
Gnome said:
Have fun at my expense I don't mind admitting to being wrong or making a snap judgement.
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Your initial post one was the one that made me react that way in the first place, it just seems weak that people so clever as the ones in this board (you included) allow themselves to dismiss stuff because of little things, that means you might end up missing in learning cool stuff on top of the one you already know. Now im not saying that this is some integral knowledge that will change your life, but there are certain attitudes that help to create a rigid mind and theres no cure for that when you reach a certain point in life.

I erased my latest post. But 20th Century Boys is still the worse. ;)
 
Angelus Errare said:
For those who are insistent that they can't understand the story and the words don't make sense of them.

I wrote it in a way that you can instantly understand. So you too can laugh and stop embarrassing yourself in this thread.
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blackman2-chan

love love hotel

the text emoticons and japanese terms

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JDSN said:
Your initial post one was the one that made me react that way in the first place, it just seems weak that people so clever as the ones in this board (you included) allow themselves to dismiss stuff because of little things, that means you might end up missing in learning cool stuff on top of the one you already know. Now im not saying that this is some integral knowledge that will change your life, but there are certain attitudes that help to create a rigid mind and theres no cure for that when you reach a certain point in life.

I erased my latest post. But 20th Century Boys is still the worse. ;)
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There are some hills I will die on, but not in this thread.
 
Read the whole story this morning. Check the thread this evening, wth happened? But pretty interesting story for the interesting times we live in rugby now.
 
I would love to see a psychological profile extrapolated for each of these characters. I'm almost positive it would be just as riveting as the story. Zola herself is probably the most despondent sociopath of the bunch... i mean... her ability to detach, adapt and coerce others into something favorable for herself while just chill'in in the cut is fascinating to me.
 
Schlookum said:
Why the hell is she working at Hooters and dancing? And why in the hell are people still going to Hooters?
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Not sure how but your question lead me to the complicated scenario of food-code regulated enemas and an unfortunate accident where Zola tried to twerk out a saving of party wings out her ass onto a customers plate but due to the hot sauce irritating her GI tract, explosive diarrhea occurred.
 
hipbabboom said:
Not sure how but your question lead me to the complicated scenario of food-code regulated enemas and an unfortunate accident where Zola tried to twerk out a saving of party wings out her ass onto a customers plate but due to the hot sauce irritating her GI tract, explosive diarrhea occurred.
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Edit: V Thread derail in full effect! Also your tag homie lol!
 
hipbabboom said:
Not sure how but your question lead me to the complicated scenario of food-code regulated enemas and an unfortunate accident where Zola tried to twerk out a saving of party wings out her ass onto a customers plate but due to the hot sauce irritating her GI tract, explosive diarrhea occurred.
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I once saw a stripper put a lolipop in her vagina and then stick it in a guys mouth.
 
hipbabboom said:
Not sure how but your question lead me to the complicated scenario of food-code regulated enemas and an unfortunate accident where Zola tried to twerk out a saving of party wings out her ass onto a customers plate but due to the hot sauce irritating her GI tract, explosive diarrhea occurred.
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Haha! Classic Zola...
 
freeofgreed said:
Here's the thing, if you're not a native English speaker, fair enough. If you don't know some of the slang words (even though most of the plot relevant ones are explained in the story) fair enough. But the people who are acting like they can't even read the story, are completely full of shit. I don't for even 1 second buy that a native English speaker can't understand this story. There's already been several posts explaining this much better than me.

EDIT: i.e.
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You're goddamn right!

Almost every time we have a thing like this, we get bunch of people saying they don't understand shit or complaining about grammar or whatever.

English as a second language here. True there are some tweets I didn't fully grasp, but saying that you could not understand the story and english is your first language is a load of crap.

The story is fucking amazing (real or not). The way Zola tells it is just so damn fun. Like, I understand that horrible things were happening (a guy killed), but she tells it with such joy and 'lol can't believe dis shit happened' attitude. I loved it and shared it. I really hope this turns into a film with a good director backing it and Zola writing the script.
 
hipbabboom said:
Not sure how but your question lead me to the complicated scenario of food-code regulated enemas and an unfortunate accident where Zola tried to twerk out a saving of party wings out her ass onto a customers plate but due to the hot sauce irritating her GI tract, explosive diarrhea occurred.
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