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[Psyren]

Was this posted? Not sure if it's related but i found it on another site while googling this story

heh... well now...

 

[Deleted member 529084]

I don't get why the story is so exciting or shocking.
Seems like some basic run of the mill "stripper/whore dirt-dog hood shit"

You guys are really reaching by saying it should be a movie or something.

I expected some type of twist and was let down.

 

[andycapps]

For those who are insistent that they can't understand the story and the words don't make sense of them.

I wrote it in a way that you can instantly understand. So you too can laugh and stop embarrassing yourself in this thread.

Forbidden Love pt 1.
Mangaka - Zola R. Moon
Translations by k4w411_Kurojin

So Zola-chan met this baka-gaijin Jess at Hooters, Zola-chan was Jess-chan's cafe maid she was so kawaii, totemo kawaii. Jess-chan came in their with her onii-chan black man. Zola-chan being a cafe maid sat down with Jess-chan and her onii-chan and they started talking. Apparently Jess-chan's onii-chan gives her kane (translator's note: money). They were bonding and becoming tomodachis (friends). They exchange numbers feeling like their meeting was destiny and continue talking for quite some time.

The next day, Jess-chan sends Zola-chan a message saying "Onee-san! Let's got to Florida!! :3", She tells Zola-chan she wants to dance in Florida, and Zola-chan is like "hai!!" Zola-chan's waifu didn't want her to go, so she had the sex with him (translator's note: sex) then left with Jess-chan to Florida.

Zola-chan gets in the car and meets another one of Jess-chan's onii-chans, they are blackman2-chan, and Jarret-chan. Jarret-chan and Jess-chan are in love love (translator's note: in love) and blackman2-chan just lives with them. They get to the motel and Jess-chan tells Zola-chan that this room is for Jarret-chan and then they head off for the club (translator's note: A place were people dance and watch others dance, totemo ecchi).

Zola-chan dances at the club and makes 930,000 Yen. Jess-chan tells Zola-chan that blackman2-chan was her pimp, unfortunately Jarrett-chan didn't know this (strike 1). Blackman2-chan comes up and he's like "how much did you girls make me? :3" and they tell him nothing (usotsuki!). He is pretty sad because his real waifu also had a bad night. Because they had a bad night he asks if they want to trap (translator's note: He means do they want sex older gentlemen for kane like schoolgirls!). Jess-chan is like "hai!!!"

They pull up to a different hotel and Jess-chan and Zola-chan start arguing. Zola-chan doesn't trap she is just a stripper so she yells at poor Jess-chan like a baka. Jess-chan starts crying saying she's scared and doesn't want Zola-chan to leave her all alone. Jess-chan tells Zola-chan that she can just check the guys, she doesn't have to trap (translator's note: have sex with men for money). Zola-chan decides to stay and protect Jess-chan!

First guy knocks at the door and he's an older uaito piggu and says he's here for Jess-chan, Jess-chan and uaito piggu have sex. Zola-chan is shocked! @_@ because Jess-chan says she that her price for sex is only 110,000 Yen! Zola-chan decided to help Jess-chan make more kane by putting her profile on an ecchi site setting the price at 650,000 Yen minimum!

Jess-chan is bukakke'ed by 20 guys and makes 5,550,000Yen (sugoi!). Jarrett-chan calls asking where Zola-chan and Jess-chan are, they usotsuki (translator's note: lie) and say they went to another maid cafe. He doesn't believe her and tells Zola-chan to not be a baka slut like Jess-chan.

A few hours later blackman2-chan comes and he asks how much Jess-chan made, she told him the truth (5,550,000 yen). He's shocked and goes "sugoi!!" dou yatte?!" and she's like Zola-chan helped me! :3. He takes the money from Jess-chan and gives Zola-chan 500,000 yen. He doesn't give Jess-chan any because she hasn't paid her rent in months T_T.

They all leave to go back to Jarrett's hotel and he's downstairs smoking weed with a random Florida-san. Blackman2-chan asks who that guy is and Jarret-chan is like "He just wanted to know who I was here with, it's okay" Florida-san says goodbye and leaves. They all go to the room and Blackman2-chan is really mad. He yells saying that Jarret-chan didn't know Florida-san that well and he shouldn't have told him that there were 2 bishoujous here. Jarret-chan explains why he said that and Blackman2-chan goes "we have to go now! They know there's money here!"

They go to a nicer love love hotel and he asks Zola-chan to keep an eye on Jarret-chan.
Jarret-chan and Jess-chan start arguing about Jess-chan trapping. He starts crying and he's like Zola-chan is this why you came to FL? Zola-chan goes "No, I didn't even know I was set up!" Jarret-chan is shocked and calls Jess-chan a hoe! (translator's note: baishunpu). Zola-chan leaves and goes for a swim in the love love hotel pool.

Blackman2-chan calls Zola-chan and tells her to setup the calls for Jess-chan again and Zola-chan says okay. She goes up to the room and tells Jess-chan to get ready, Jarret-chan gets really upset and starts punching himself! He tells Jess-chan if she does this again he will kill himself because he really loves her! Uguuu!

Jarret-chan yells that everyone knows Jess-chan is a baishunpu now and that he wants to go home. He throws his keitai at her (translator's note: phone). It has her facebook status showing both her love love ads! Jess-chan starts crying! T_T now everyone knows she's a baishunpu! Jess-chan calls blackman2-chan and 5 minutes later (instant transmission) he knocks on the door bringing his waifu with him.

Blackman2-chan is very upset, totemo upset and lifts Jarret-chan off the ground. Jarret-chan starts crying and apologizing going "sumimasen, gomennasai! blackman-chan!" Blackman2-chan's waifu pulls out a gun (Translator's note: a baka American weapon, not as elegant as a Japanese Katana (katana means sword)), she tells Z-san (blackman2-chan) to kill Jarret-chan, but Jess-chan says no.

Z-san doesn't kill him, but says he's going to kill his manhood and tells Jarret-chan to sit in front of him. He tells Jarret-chan to delete the post (and he does) then calls Jess-chan over. Z-san's waifu unbuckles his pants, then Jess-chan starts sucking his o-chinchin! Then he starts doing doggystyle on Jess-chan with Jarret-chan watching.

 

[Puruzi]

I don't get why the story is so exciting or shocking.
Seems like some basic run of the mill "stripper/whore dirt-dog hood shit"

You guys are really reaching by saying it should be a movie or something.

I expected some type of twist and was let down.

Serious?

 

[JDSN]

"I got a 634 on some test at university. What is happening is that apparently they didn't teach me how to talk like a street whore/bitch."

Second phrase:"I was understanding most of it but I got bored trying to decipher that shit that people insist to be Oxford's english".

Classy.

 

[3rdman]

Was this posted? Not sure if it's related but i found it on another site while googling this story

Damn man! Charge your battery!

 

[Psyren]

I don't get why the story is so exciting or shocking.
Seems like some basic run of the mill "stripper/whore dirt-dog hood shit"

You guys are really reaching by saying it should be a movie or something.

I expected some type of twist and was let down.

The place you living must be dump if this is a "run of the mill" situation for you.

In all seriousness though, this is getting the attention its getting because yeah even if this shit happens all over, very rarely do you have someone actually openly talking about their first-hand experience with a situation like this, and so publicly no less... And not only that, but despite how fucked up this whole situation was, it was told in a relatively comedic manner... And you know what, this would make for a pretty decent low-mid budget movie... I've seen worse stories being told in films so plz bruh...

 

[Gnome]

I think the story is only shocking if you take at face value that it's real, being so far fetched makes it kind of hard to do that. There's plenty of fiction that has existed for a while that is more shocking, like reading something by the Marquis de Sade.

 

[El Sloth]

For those who are insistent that they can't understand the story and the words don't make sense of them.

I wrote it in a way that you can instantly understand. So you too can laugh and stop embarrassing yourself in this thread.

Forbidden Love pt 1.
Mangaka - Zola R. Moon
Translations by k4w411_Kurojin

So Zola-chan met this baka-gaijin Jess at Hooters, Zola-chan was Jess-chan's cafe maid she was so kawaii, totemo kawaii. Jess-chan came in their with her onii-chan black man. Zola-chan being a cafe maid sat down with Jess-chan and her onii-chan and they started talking. Apparently Jess-chan's onii-chan gives her kane (translator's note: money). They were bonding and becoming tomodachis (friends). They exchange numbers feeling like their meeting was destiny and continue talking for quite some time.

The next day, Jess-chan sends Zola-chan a message saying "Onee-san! Let's got to Florida!! :3", She tells Zola-chan she wants to dance in Florida, and Zola-chan is like "hai!!" Zola-chan's waifu didn't want her to go, so she had the sex with him (translator's note: sex) then left with Jess-chan to Florida.

Zola-chan gets in the car and meets another one of Jess-chan's onii-chans, they are blackman2-chan, and Jarret-chan. Jarret-chan and Jess-chan are in love love (translator's note: in love) and blackman2-chan just lives with them. They get to the motel and Jess-chan tells Zola-chan that this room is for Jarret-chan and then they head off for the club (translator's note: A place were people dance and watch others dance, totemo ecchi).

Zola-chan dances at the club and makes 930,000 Yen. Jess-chan tells Zola-chan that blackman2-chan was her pimp, unfortunately Jarrett-chan didn't know this (strike 1). Blackman2-chan comes up and he's like "how much did you girls make me? :3" and they tell him nothing (usotsuki!). He is pretty sad because his real waifu also had a bad night. Because they had a bad night he asks if they want to trap (translator's note: He means do they want sex older gentlemen for kane like schoolgirls!). Jess-chan is like "hai!!!"

They pull up to a different hotel and Jess-chan and Zola-chan start arguing. Zola-chan doesn't trap she is just a stripper so she yells at poor Jess-chan like a baka. Jess-chan starts crying saying she's scared and doesn't want Zola-chan to leave her all alone. Jess-chan tells Zola-chan that she can just check the guys, she doesn't have to trap (translator's note: have sex with men for money). Zola-chan decides to stay and protect Jess-chan!

First guy knocks at the door and he's an older uaito piggu and says he's here for Jess-chan, Jess-chan and uaito piggu have sex. Zola-chan is shocked! @_@ because Jess-chan says she that her price for sex is only 110,000 Yen! Zola-chan decided to help Jess-chan make more kane by putting her profile on an ecchi site setting the price at 650,000 Yen minimum!

Jess-chan is bukakke'ed by 20 guys and makes 5,550,000Yen (sugoi!). Jarrett-chan calls asking where Zola-chan and Jess-chan are, they usotsuki (translator's note: lie) and say they went to another maid cafe. He doesn't believe her and tells Zola-chan to not be a baka slut like Jess-chan.

A few hours later blackman2-chan comes and he asks how much Jess-chan made, she told him the truth (5,550,000 yen). He's shocked and goes "sugoi!!" dou yatte?!" and she's like Zola-chan helped me! :3. He takes the money from Jess-chan and gives Zola-chan 500,000 yen. He doesn't give Jess-chan any because she hasn't paid her rent in months T_T.

They all leave to go back to Jarrett's hotel and he's downstairs smoking weed with a random Florida-san. Blackman2-chan asks who that guy is and Jarret-chan is like "He just wanted to know who I was here with, it's okay" Florida-san says goodbye and leaves. They all go to the room and Blackman2-chan is really mad. He yells saying that Jarret-chan didn't know Florida-san that well and he shouldn't have told him that there were 2 bishoujous here. Jarret-chan explains why he said that and Blackman2-chan goes "we have to go now! They know there's money here!"

They go to a nicer love love hotel and he asks Zola-chan to keep an eye on Jarret-chan.
Jarret-chan and Jess-chan start arguing about Jess-chan trapping. He starts crying and he's like Zola-chan is this why you came to FL? Zola-chan goes "No, I didn't even know I was set up!" Jarret-chan is shocked and calls Jess-chan a hoe! (translator's note: baishunpu). Zola-chan leaves and goes for a swim in the love love hotel pool.

Blackman2-chan calls Zola-chan and tells her to setup the calls for Jess-chan again and Zola-chan says okay. She goes up to the room and tells Jess-chan to get ready, Jarret-chan gets really upset and starts punching himself! He tells Jess-chan if she does this again he will kill himself because he really loves her! Uguuu!

Jarret-chan yells that everyone knows Jess-chan is a baishunpu now and that he wants to go home. He throws his keitai at her (translator's note: phone). It has her facebook status showing both her love love ads! Jess-chan starts crying! T_T now everyone knows she's a baishunpu! Jess-chan calls blackman2-chan and 5 minutes later (instant transmission) he knocks on the door bringing his waifu with him.

Blackman2-chan is very upset, totemo upset and lifts Jarret-chan off the ground. Jarret-chan starts crying and apologizing going "sumimasen, gomennasai! blackman-chan!" Blackman2-chan's waifu pulls out a gun (Translator's note: a baka American weapon, not as elegant as a Japanese Katana (katana means sword)), she tells Z-san (blackman2-chan) to kill Jarret-chan, but Jess-chan says no.

Z-san doesn't kill him, but says he's going to kill his manhood and tells Jarret-chan to sit in front of him. He tells Jarret-chan to delete the post (and he does) then calls Jess-chan over. Z-san's waifu unbuckles his pants, then Jess-chan starts sucking his o-chinchin! Then he starts doing doggystyle on Jess-chan with Jarret-chan watching.

This is sublime.

You even did the dollar to yen conversions... you outdid yourself, Angelus. This thread remains highly entertaining.

 

[Cimarron]

WTF!?! Excellent story. A book or movie needs to be made of this sad ratchetness. This story was so "good" it made me late for work. I feel sorry for all those involved but by the gods that was entertaining.

 

[Gnome]

I don't think the whole thing is long enough to be a movie, but rather a single perspective of a larger movie.

 

[x-Lundz-x]

I'm not going to quote it again but damn Angelus that might be the single greatest post in GAF history. Damn, I lost my shit.

 

[Psyren]

I don't think the whole thing is long enough to be a movie, but rather a single perspective of a larger movie.

There's enough material here to fill up 72-80 minutes :/

 

[Gnome]

There's enough material here to fill up 72-80 minutes :/

That's pretty short. We can pan out the other half with the anime version.

 

[shiftplusone]

Read this morning before work and holy shit. I'd watch a video retelling, but it'd fit into an episode of law and order. Wouldn't need a movie (also I think the storify has removed the nws pictures?)

There's plenty of fiction that has existed for a while that is more shocking, like reading something by the Marquis de Sade.

wtf is this

 

[Violet_0]

There's enough material here to fill up 72-80 minutes :/

Nicolas Winding Refn could turn this into a trilogy

 

[alterno69]

I don't think the whole thing is long enough to be a movie, but rather a single perspective of a larger movie.

They just need to add like 5 minutes to each character to introduce them to the viewer before Zola and Jess met.

Also, english is not my first language either, i've never taken the TOEFL test and i had no problem understanding and enjoying every bit of the story, the way she talks is a big part of why it's so good.

Again, this needs to be a Cohen brothers thing.

 

[Team Jones]

This is hilarious. Zola's reactions are outstanding; very surreal and aware of everything that's happening, but making the best of it because she knows "life goes on"

I've placed myself in less severe, but very real situations and I get it... I completely get this story and it's gold!

*emoji hand*

 

[Gnome]

wtf is this

I'm bad at finding examples. Point is, the story as reality is shocking, as fiction the shock factor is lessened.

 

[nOoblet16]

Why are some people acting so surprised about the fact that it can be a bit difficult to understanding what she wrote?

To say that it's simply because they don't interact with black people would be wrong because you know..not everyone is from states. Where I live (Britain) Black people don't really have a different speech/style of talking than others...so you can see why it can be difficult for some to understand even if they interact with black people regularly.

 

[Psyren]

That's pretty short. We can pan out the other half with the anime version.

Whenever i do watch any films, it's mostly really shit, low-budget films from the past or shitty horror movies which my GF really loves, so i'm pretty used to films being that length lol . I haven't watched a hollywood film in yeeeeeeeears tho...

 

[JDSN]

Why are some people acting so surprised about the fact that it can be a bit difficult to understanding what she wrote?

To say that it's simply because they don't interact with black people would be wrong because you know..not everyone is from states. Where I live (Britain) Black people don't really have a different speech/style of talking than others...so you can see why it can be difficult for some to understand even if they interact with black people regularly.

People not understanding slang is very different from people calling it "shit" "mental retardation" and "Street Whore" language. I think most are taking issues with the later group.

 

[Arkanius]

For those who are insistent that they can't understand the story and the words don't make sense of them.

I wrote it in a way that you can instantly understand. So you too can laugh and stop embarrassing yourself in this thread.

Forbidden Love pt 1.
Mangaka - Zola R. Moon
Translations by k4w411_Kurojin

So Zola-chan met this baka-gaijin Jess at Hooters, Zola-chan was Jess-chan's cafe maid she was so kawaii, totemo kawaii. Jess-chan came in their with her onii-chan black man. Zola-chan being a cafe maid sat down with Jess-chan and her onii-chan and they started talking. Apparently Jess-chan's onii-chan gives her kane (translator's note: money). They were bonding and becoming tomodachis (friends). They exchange numbers feeling like their meeting was destiny and continue talking for quite some time.

The next day, Jess-chan sends Zola-chan a message saying "Onee-san! Let's got to Florida!! :3", She tells Zola-chan she wants to dance in Florida, and Zola-chan is like "hai!!" Zola-chan's waifu didn't want her to go, so she had the sex with him (translator's note: sex) then left with Jess-chan to Florida.

Zola-chan gets in the car and meets another one of Jess-chan's onii-chans, they are blackman2-chan, and Jarret-chan. Jarret-chan and Jess-chan are in love love (translator's note: in love) and blackman2-chan just lives with them. They get to the motel and Jess-chan tells Zola-chan that this room is for Jarret-chan and then they head off for the club (translator's note: A place were people dance and watch others dance, totemo ecchi).

Zola-chan dances at the club and makes 930,000 Yen. Jess-chan tells Zola-chan that blackman2-chan was her pimp, unfortunately Jarrett-chan didn't know this (strike 1). Blackman2-chan comes up and he's like "how much did you girls make me? :3" and they tell him nothing (usotsuki!). He is pretty sad because his real waifu also had a bad night. Because they had a bad night he asks if they want to trap (translator's note: He means do they want sex older gentlemen for kane like schoolgirls!). Jess-chan is like "hai!!!"

They pull up to a different hotel and Jess-chan and Zola-chan start arguing. Zola-chan doesn't trap she is just a stripper so she yells at poor Jess-chan like a baka. Jess-chan starts crying saying she's scared and doesn't want Zola-chan to leave her all alone. Jess-chan tells Zola-chan that she can just check the guys, she doesn't have to trap (translator's note: have sex with men for money). Zola-chan decides to stay and protect Jess-chan!

First guy knocks at the door and he's an older uaito piggu and says he's here for Jess-chan, Jess-chan and uaito piggu have sex. Zola-chan is shocked! @_@ because Jess-chan says she that her price for sex is only 110,000 Yen! Zola-chan decided to help Jess-chan make more kane by putting her profile on an ecchi site setting the price at 650,000 Yen minimum!

Jess-chan is bukakke'ed by 20 guys and makes 5,550,000Yen (sugoi!). Jarrett-chan calls asking where Zola-chan and Jess-chan are, they usotsuki (translator's note: lie) and say they went to another maid cafe. He doesn't believe her and tells Zola-chan to not be a baka slut like Jess-chan.

A few hours later blackman2-chan comes and he asks how much Jess-chan made, she told him the truth (5,550,000 yen). He's shocked and goes "sugoi!!" dou yatte?!" and she's like Zola-chan helped me! :3. He takes the money from Jess-chan and gives Zola-chan 500,000 yen. He doesn't give Jess-chan any because she hasn't paid her rent in months T_T.

They all leave to go back to Jarrett's hotel and he's downstairs smoking weed with a random Florida-san. Blackman2-chan asks who that guy is and Jarret-chan is like "He just wanted to know who I was here with, it's okay" Florida-san says goodbye and leaves. They all go to the room and Blackman2-chan is really mad. He yells saying that Jarret-chan didn't know Florida-san that well and he shouldn't have told him that there were 2 bishoujous here. Jarret-chan explains why he said that and Blackman2-chan goes "we have to go now! They know there's money here!"

They go to a nicer love love hotel and he asks Zola-chan to keep an eye on Jarret-chan.
Jarret-chan and Jess-chan start arguing about Jess-chan trapping. He starts crying and he's like Zola-chan is this why you came to FL? Zola-chan goes "No, I didn't even know I was set up!" Jarret-chan is shocked and calls Jess-chan a hoe! (translator's note: baishunpu). Zola-chan leaves and goes for a swim in the love love hotel pool.

Blackman2-chan calls Zola-chan and tells her to setup the calls for Jess-chan again and Zola-chan says okay. She goes up to the room and tells Jess-chan to get ready, Jarret-chan gets really upset and starts punching himself! He tells Jess-chan if she does this again he will kill himself because he really loves her! Uguuu!

Jarret-chan yells that everyone knows Jess-chan is a baishunpu now and that he wants to go home. He throws his keitai at her (translator's note: phone). It has her facebook status showing both her love love ads! Jess-chan starts crying! T_T now everyone knows she's a baishunpu! Jess-chan calls blackman2-chan and 5 minutes later (instant transmission) he knocks on the door bringing his waifu with him.

Blackman2-chan is very upset, totemo upset and lifts Jarret-chan off the ground. Jarret-chan starts crying and apologizing going "sumimasen, gomennasai! blackman-chan!" Blackman2-chan's waifu pulls out a gun (Translator's note: a baka American weapon, not as elegant as a Japanese Katana (katana means sword)), she tells Z-san (blackman2-chan) to kill Jarret-chan, but Jess-chan says no.

Z-san doesn't kill him, but says he's going to kill his manhood and tells Jarret-chan to sit in front of him. He tells Jarret-chan to delete the post (and he does) then calls Jess-chan over. Z-san's waifu unbuckles his pants, then Jess-chan starts sucking his o-chinchin! Then he starts doing doggystyle on Jess-chan with Jarret-chan watching.

Post of the year

 

[Figboy79]

This was as hilarious as it was batshit insane. Done of it was hard to follow, and I had to re-read a few tweets, but context helped in those instances.

I doubt a word of this is true, but then again, people are fucking crazy and weird, so I can actually buy it as real. Also, Florida, so...

 

[params7]

Yeah it was posted a few pages back. Confirms the story is real.

Not really. It sounds like they're making the majority of the shit up and playing along with it.

 

[marrec]

Why are some people acting so surprised about the fact that it can be a bit difficult to understanding what she wrote? To say that it's simply because they don't interact with black people would be wrong because you know..not everyone is from the states.

Here in Britain Black people don't really have a different speech/style of talking than others, so you can see why it can be difficult for some to understand even if they interact with black people regularly.

There's a difference between saying "I haven't experienced this type of language before" and "wtf is this please translate to english".

The elitism of looking down on black vernacular is a go too way to demean black people and especially of late black women.

An even more high profile example of this occurred when Rachel Jeantel testified at the Zimmerman trial and because of her use of AAVE (African American Vernacular English) she was automatically dismissed in the mainstream white media as an idiot who couldn't be trusted to give true testimony. Linguistically however, AAVE is just as complicated and robust as any other dialect of the english language so why, then, is it looked on with such disdain? The answer is fairly obvious.

Of course, if someone's never experienced the dialect before they'll have trouble following a complicated story like this. Luckily for those few an aspect of the english language and english speakers is that we can make use of the linguistic signposts littered throughout AAVE to quickly come to an understanding of the basic word usage leaving only the more uncommon abbreviations as a mystery. So if someone says "I can't read it" what they mean is "I don't want to TRY to read it" which is fine as well... but doesn't mean that person has any superiority over the writer.

 

[gabbo]

The anime version, holy crap(i actually found this harder to understand, due to having almost no contact with manga/anime).
Can we give Angelus some kind of medal?

 

[ZeroMaverick]

Chloe?

Lmao

 

[jmood88]

Why are some people acting so surprised about the fact that it can be a bit difficult to understanding what she wrote?

To say that it's simply because they don't interact with black people would be wrong because you know..not everyone is from states. Where I live (Britain) Black people don't really have a different speech/style of talking than others...so you can see why it can be difficult for some to understand even if they interact with black people regularly.

I'm not even from Britain and I know that that's bullshit. You don't have to make things up to cover for some of the diet racists in here.

 

[Angelus Errare]

Saque 634 en mi TOEFL de universidad. Lo que pasa es que aparentemente no me enseñaron a hablar como puta de calle.

Alex pls stahp.

 

[junk]

Proper English is so yesterday, it's all about effective English in 2015 and beyond. Deal with it lol. That shit was Fkn hilarious. Also, Zola is fine.

 

[DeviantBoi]

Saque 634 en mi TOEFL de universidad. Lo que pasa es que aparentemente no me enseñaron a hablar como puta de calle.

Gracias por la carcajada.

 

[bchamba]

Saque 634 en mi TOEFL de universidad. Lo que pasa es que aparentemente no me enseñaron a hablar como puta de calle.

Si estaba entendiendo la gran mayoría pero me dio hueva descifrar esa madre que insisten era ingles de Oxford.

only a 634? you need to english better

 

[andycapps]

Saque 634 en mi TOEFL de universidad. Lo que pasa es que aparentemente no me enseñaron a hablar como puta de calle.

Si estaba entendiendo la gran mayoría pero me dio hueva descifrar esa madre que insisten era ingles de Oxford.

Yikes

 

[Numb]

Why are some people acting so surprised about the fact that it can be a bit difficult to understanding what she wrote?

To say that it's simply because they don't interact with black people would be wrong because you know..not everyone is from states. Where I live (Britain) Black people don't really have a different speech/style of talking than others...so you can see why it can be difficult for some to understand even if they interact with black people regularly.

So all black people in Britain don't have a different style/speech or use any slang?
You learn something new every day.

 

[E92 M3]

I hate emoji's why did they have to come back? I swear they went away for like 5 or 6 years there.

emojis added flair to the story. It was nice touch.

 

[foxtrot3d]

Was this posted? Not sure if it's related but i found it on another site while googling this story

Why would Jess' Instagram profile picture be the same years old picture that Zola showed at the beginning of the story they took together?

 

[marrec]

So all black people in Britain don't have a different style/speech or use any slang?
You learn something new every day.

I mean, there is a dialect of british called Black British English so...

 

[rhandino]

Saque 634 en mi TOEFL de universidad. Lo que pasa es que aparentemente no me enseñaron a hablar como puta de calle.

Si estaba entendiendo la gran mayoría pero me dio hueva descifrar esa madre que insisten era ingles de Oxford.

What the FUCK!

 

[Dali]

Holy shit the anime translation hahaha

The funny part is the guy thanking them for the translation not realizing it was a slap in the face.

Apparently he/she is very accomplished at english yet slang escapes them. Weeabo they are fluent in though. Smh

 

[AuthenticM]

I fucking lost it reading this last night.

"this nigga lost in the sauce & his bitch lost in the game"

DECEASED

This was the only part that I did not understand. I imagine "lost in the game" means that Jess is so deep in prostitution that there's no coming back. Am I correct? But "lost in the sauce" is completely lost on me (pun intended).

 

[figadapaura]

I live in one of the whitest places on Earth, very rarely interact with black people and certainly none that speak like this, and I understood the story perfectly fine. It was hilarious from start to finish.

I wasn't even aware of the terms trap or trick, but I figured that shit out.

 

[spindashing]

Saque 634 en mi TOEFL de universidad. Lo que pasa es que aparentemente no me enseñaron a hablar como puta de calle.

Si estaba entendiendo la gran mayoría pero me dio hueva descifrar esa madre que insisten era ingles de Oxford.

OK, so even you "English is my second language" niggas are terrible too

 

[Dali]

I live in one of the whitest places on Earth, very rarely interact with black people and certainly none that speak like this, and I understood the story perfectly fine. It was hilarious from start to finish.

I wasn't even aware of the terms trap or trick, but I figured that shit out.

Trap was explicitly explained. I think trick may have been understood, but I think an episode of fucking Seinfeld made the same assumption.

 

[Numb]

I mean, there is a dialect of british called Black British English so...

lol

The funny part is the guy thanking them for the translation not realizing it was a slap in the face.

Apparently he/she is very accomplished at english yet slang escapes them. Weeabo they are fluent in though. Smh

Once you are fluent in weaboo you can't be fluent in anything else. Spent the points already.

OK, so even you "English is my second language" niggas are terrible too

Another very bad excuse.

 

[Holy Order Sol]

I want to read all the stories this person has to tell. ALL OF THEM.

 

[Aaron-Lagann]

I understood all the ebonics because of all my white friends.

This isn't a joke, Oregon makes up for a small amount of black people by having a ton of white people who act black. It's honestly pretty terrible.

 

[E92 M3]

I live in one of the whitest places on Earth, very rarely interact with black people and certainly none that speak like this, and I understood the story perfectly fine. It was hilarious from start to finish.

I wasn't even aware of the terms trap or trick, but I figured that shit out.

Trap and trick were elaborated on. Zola explained all of the industry terms thankfully. I honestly think people who say they can't understand are ironically making themselves look dumber, not smarter.

 

[blakep267]

This was the only part that I did not understand. I imagine "lost in the game" means that Jess is so deep in prostitution that there's no coming back. Am I correct? But "lost in the sauce" is completely lost on me (pun intended).

Lost in the sauce can me confused or has no idea what they are doing.

Jess was in over her head and Z was doing the pimping stuff but he really wasn't good at it and was just getting through by luck maybe

 

[Slayven]

Why are some people acting so surprised about the fact that it can be a bit difficult to understanding what she wrote?

To say that it's simply because they don't interact with black people would be wrong because you know..not everyone is from states. Where I live (Britain) Black people don't really have a different speech/style of talking than others...so you can see why it can be difficult for some to understand even if they interact with black people regularly.

Code Switching is real.