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[gabbo]

What blog?

If I read it correctly, there may be a blog with, NSFW photos on them

 

[SpaceWolf]

I can't help but feel I would have enjoyed this story a lot more if all the characters involved didn't come across as pretty horrible people.

 

[The Adder]

Lol i know what it means i look it up before writing it, whatever this girl needs to learn to expand her vocabulary

"Lol. I know what it means. I looked it up before writing it. Whatever, this girl needs to learn to expand her vocabulary."

And you want to crticize others for their writing? Trashy.

 

[Mass_Pincup]

Lol i know what it means i looked it up before writing it, whatever this girl needs to learn to expand her vocabulary

Fixed.

Might be a good idea to proof read your post before accusing someone of being illiterate lol

 

[esms]

I guess I shouldn't be surprised GAF has a lot of dudes who'll believe whatever a stripper tells them.

 

[AcridMeat]

Am I right in thinking this story supposedly happened during spring break this year? So Jess has a new fiance in October? God damn girl.

 

[Mista Koo]

When are we gonna hear Jarrett's side of the story?

Here you go.

 

[BSsBrolly]

Here you go.

Now this is hard to follow. I can't do it...

 

[Angelus Errare]

I was speaking in terms of Jess' story that Zola made nothing stripping while she did oK and that no one would pay for Zola.

Ah my bad, haven't read Jess story.

 

[raphier]

Here you go.

this thing begins like that fake Jess edition, as if the troll is trying take two. How sure are that this is the actual jarrett

 

[Angelus Errare]

Lol i know what it means i look it up before writing it, whatever this girl needs to learn to expand her vocabulary

This post is just ripe for the picking. You poor child.

 

[Gold_Loot]

OK, someone NEEDS to make this shit into a movie. Casting this in my head as we squeak.

The twist here is that this is already a movie. This is just a genius viral marketed advertisement.

 

[Mista Koo]

this thing begins like that fake Jess edition, as if the troll is trying take two. How sure are that this is the actual jarrett

I'm not sure at all, a Redditor found it. I choose to believe it though (it lines up with the original pretty well, sans the parts that portray Jarrett badly).

 

[A Human Becoming]

I think there's truth to both Zola's and Jess's versions of the story, but more so for Zola. They were probably both trapping.

 

[Megalosaro]

Rashoman level shit up in this bitch.

 

[Dude Abides]

You're an idiot.

Zola still won't fuck you.

For free.

 

[17 Seconds]

So how is Z rich when he couldn't even do better than then three dudes at $100 each that night ? He didn't even know about the Backpage website ?

Like wot.

And Zola is an amazing writer.She utilized twitter to tell a complex story in a really engaging way.

haha, "amazing writer". she told a crazy story on twitter, get it together people.

i wish everyone would stop encouraging these awful people.

 

[Aaronology]

haha, "amazing writer". she told a crazy story on twitter, get it together people.

i wish everyone would stop encouraging these awful people.

I think "amazing storyteller" might be more accurate, and there's no denying she excels in that regard.

 

[Ran rp]

how long until we see pictures of people in blackface dressing up as Zola and Z and the nigga wit dreads for halloween

 

[Gordon Shumway]

how long until we see pictures of people in blackface dressing up as Zola and Z and the nigga wit dreads for halloween

Two..three hours?

 

[Chamber]

Now this is hard to follow. I can't do it...

It's basically Zola's story minus Jarrett getting cucked and throwing himself off a balcony. Go figure.

 

[MindGamingMantis]

Damn, that was a long read. What the fuck. The story was gripping. When it's revealed who's inside the room, I marked out a bit. It was a crazy plot twist.

 

[HeelPower]

haha, "amazing writer". she told a crazy story on twitter, get it together people.

i wish everyone would stop encouraging these awful people.

Don't get me wrong.Its an awful,awful story.

However,this is the longest string of tweets I've ever read and she managed to relate a story with multiple characters and even created a certain atmosphere.

Twitter is usually pretty boring and predictable ,but this wasn't.I just didn't think Twitter could work for that.

Maybe I am just taken aback by the novelty of telling a complete tale on twitter as opposed to the usual "witty" one liners or trends on the website.

 

[raphier]

So this guy that got busted for human-trafficking is named Keith “Smurf” Hamlet. Smurf...zzzzmurf....z, I can totally see why Zola would think his name started with a "Z."

edit: nevermind the real "z" was identified as Akporode Uwedjojevwe with his arrest record posted. He got nicked in Neveda, another point to Zola!!

https://twitter.com/MrAyeDee/status/660472211439034369

ad his name is impossible to pronounce too, kind of fits the story

haha, "amazing writer". she told a crazy story on twitter, get it together people.

i wish everyone would stop encouraging these awful people.

pfft, plenty copycats tried to make her story sound better, yet failed miserably, even Jess' managed to make me fall asleep with her vantage point. lowkey it works best in her language.

 

[Ben Morales]

Zola is currently telling a new story y'all. It involves four men of Hispanic descent. LOL
It's brief though. It's clearing the air about something Jess put in her story.

 

[Deleted member 30609]

I've been eyeing this thread for a few days now and finally braced myself and read. Holy shit. Just.

Okay, all obvious things aside, she can really write.

 

[LeadenStride]

Both of these strippers (and possibly more) want to make themselves look innocent and above the lifestyle, so we can't trust either side.

In Zola's story she is observing / providing expert strategy the whole time, never doing anything shady.

In Jess' story she was successful at dancing and Zola did all the shady stuff.

Logic says they were both dancing and prostituting and want to pin it all on the other person. Zola knows too much about backpage and stuff, Jess was riding with a pimp, they're all traveling together to make money, they were all prostituting and neither story is 100% true.

Hollywood should make a Rashomon remake using this story.

 

[Seasoned Badger]

Someone actually found Jess's backpage, you can even see Zola in the background of one pictures. But the date on the backpage rules out the Michael Porter shooting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nol36EVMygo

edit: though it could be a re-posting made after Zola and Jarret left Tampa because Jess said she stayed in Tampa for awhile.

 

[Just_myles]

This is literally like a movie. Someone needs to pitch this just like this. I would totally watch this.

 

[The Silver]

Someone actually found Jess's backpage, you can even see Zola in the background of one pictures. But the date on the backpage rules out the Michael Porter shooting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nol36EVMygo

by the time internet detectives get done with this we'll know their social security numbers, what they had for breakfast 5 years ago, and a full wikileaks doc of all the men they ever had sex with.

 

[xJavonta]

this shit is NUTS. Like it just went from funny twitter story to real shit real quick. I'm on board

#TeamReal

 

[figadapaura]

Damn, Zola's writing a book now? I'd probably read it.

 

[Japanmanx3]

Someone actually found Jess's backpage, you can even see Zola in the background of one pictures. But the date on the backpage rules out the Michael Porter shooting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nol36EVMygo

edit: though it could be a re-posting made after Zola and Jarret left Tampa because Jess said she stayed in Tampa for awhile.

I

 

[xJavonta]

Damn, Zola's writing a book now? I'd probably read it.

tbh, if it kept the same style and emojis i'd buy it

 

[hwalker84]

Someone actually found Jess's backpage, you can even see Zola in the background of one pictures. But the date on the backpage rules out the Michael Porter shooting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nol36EVMygo

edit: though it could be a re-posting made after Zola and Jarret left Tampa because Jess said she stayed in Tampa for awhile.

Damn

 

[GAMEPROFF]

Zola is currently telling a new story y'all. It involves four men of Hispanic descent. LOL
It's brief though. It's clearing the air about something Jess put in her story.

Who is making the storify?

 

[gabbo]

Rashoman level shit up in this bitch.

It would certainly make for a good transition point of reference for cinematic take.

 

[Seasoned Badger]

Looks like the journey ends here: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...-the-epic-twitter-story-too-crazy-to-be-real/

Just about all the question of Zola's story have been answered. Jessica looking more like a co-conspirator than a victim now.

 

[heliosRAzi]

Looks like the journey ends here: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...-the-epic-twitter-story-too-crazy-to-be-real/

Just about all the question of Zola's story have been answered. Jessica looking more like a co-conspirator than a victim now.

Man, those poor girls in Reno

I'm glad Rudy "Z" got caught. Maybe Jess needs to be charged, too.

 

[Femmeworth]

Looks like the journey ends here: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...-the-epic-twitter-story-too-crazy-to-be-real/

Just about all the question of Zola's story have been answered. Jessica looking more like a co-conspirator than a victim now.

Really paints things in a tragic light.

 

[A Human Becoming]

Looks like the journey ends here: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...-the-epic-twitter-story-too-crazy-to-be-real/

Just about all the question of Zola's story have been answered. Jessica looking more like a co-conspirator than a victim now.

Excellent job by the Washington Post. As I thought, there was some truth to Zola's story and even Jess' version (where Zola also had a Backpage).

 

[Ashura_MX]

Really paints things in a tragic light.

Is there any other kind of light for such a thing?
Hey I can laugh at the zanny twitter ghetto speak, but underneat the crazy, is the true dark crazy shit

 

[MogCakes]

Man the true story behind this is pretty sad. Seems Wells at least is benefitting from it. Swiatkowski is straight up Stockholm syndrome though.

 

[Premium Quality]

I would still watch the Rashomon-type movie with the actual ending.

 

[Aaronology]

Looks like the journey ends here: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...-the-epic-twitter-story-too-crazy-to-be-real/

Just about all the question of Zola's story have been answered. Jessica looking more like a co-conspirator than a victim now.

Damn. Even the reveal of what actually happened has a twist. Jess went from being a victim in Zola's story to somewhat of a monster in her own right.

 

[Dusk Golem]

I'm actually surprised more of this than not ended up being true. The more outlandish details seem to be false, but hey, storytelling and all that. I hope the movie version (if it happens) doesn't go for 100% accuracy and more for entertainment.

 

[Japanmanx3]

Looks like the journey ends here: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...-the-epic-twitter-story-too-crazy-to-be-real/

Just about all the question of Zola's story have been answered. Jessica looking more like a co-conspirator than a victim now.

Welp, Jess is a snake. Her and Z.

 

[raphier]

Looks like the journey ends here: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...-the-epic-twitter-story-too-crazy-to-be-real/

Just about all the question of Zola's story have been answered. Jessica looking more like a co-conspirator than a victim now.

All who questioned the story from the start should read this. There's even worse truth in here than her story. The way they operate without remorse and prey upon innocent girls is scary. Jess is bonkers.

So all you gotta do to become rich in america is write a story in ghetto slang about being a real life prostitute, but make sure to play the innocent bystander that wasn't an actual prostitute.

Good lesson for the young girls who happen across this on twitter.

Moral ambiguity refuses to make you rich?

 

[Just Some Guy]

So all you gotta do to become rich in america is write a story in ghetto slang about being a real life prostitute, but make sure to play the innocent bystander that wasn't an actual prostitute.

Good lesson for the young girls who happen across this on twitter.

 

[ivysaur12]

Looks like the journey ends here: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...-the-epic-twitter-story-too-crazy-to-be-real/

Just about all the question of Zola's story have been answered. Jessica looking more like a co-conspirator than a victim now.

Oh my god. Oh my god.

Ahhhhhh.