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Shut up Kentucky haters.

It's a beautiful state, you don't know jack shit.

EDIT: Just saw the link. :lol That's my local news station, and yeah, 18 is full of asstarts.

EDIT x 2: Just because this kid has really sucky grammar,

"It didn't mention nobody who lives in Clark County, didn't mention (George Rogers Clark High School), didn't mention no principal or cops, nothing,"

doesn't mean that all Kentuckians are illiterate, mmk? Just thought I'd catch that before someone makes a comment along those lines.
 
Rorschach said:
..but I'm Le Tired...
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Alright then take a nap... THEN LAUNCH THE MISSILE! x|

I bet using the internet is illegal in Kentucky. Are you posting on GAF from underground Tritroid? Fight the power mang!
 
After reading that article, and reading what the kid said, I've come to the conclusion that everyone in Kentucky is illiterate.
 
Tritroid said:
It's a beautiful state, you don't know jack shit.
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Yes, the state is very beautiful. I'm going camping at the Gorge this weekend, as a matter of fact. The people however, well, most of them are idiots. But not you. I'm sure you're an alright guy/gal. :)
 
You know i read and heard about this and it pisses me more off by the minute. Nice to see those inbred hilljacks can throw out the First FUCKING AMENDMENT whenever they deem it neccesary. Hard to believe the state is just south of my somewhat normal Ohio.

This kid wasn't hurting ANYONE, had no direct threats of any kind and was a work of FICTION. How the FUCK does this get construed as a "terroist" act. If the ACLU doesn't jump all over this and get this taken care I will lose all faith in humanity.

NExt thing you'll se on the news is Tom Clancy being arrested in Minnestoa because he write stories about terrorism.

Give me a break......

One other thing, what the fuck is wrong with this kid's grandparents that they would turn him into the police for a STORY, especially one where no one is named or threated.

He got arrested for doing Dawn of the Dead in a school instead of a mall. If anything, his only crime is not being creative.
 
Tritroid said:
Shut up Kentucky haters.
It's a beautiful state, you don't know jack shit.
all Kentuckians are [not] illiterate, mmk? Just thought I'd catch that before someone makes a comment along those lines.
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Damn right, Tritoid. We Kentucky residents have to stick together and... Ooh wait.
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You've got a Nintendo avatar. Get away from me, kiddie.
 
Outcast2004 said:
You know i read and heard about this and it pisses me more off by the minute. Nice to see those inbred hilljacks can throw out the First FUCKING AMENDMENT whenever they deem it neccesary. Hard to believe the state is just south of my somewhat normal Ohio.

This kid wasn't hurting ANYONE, had no direct threats of any kind and was a work of FICTION. How the FUCK does this get construed as a "terroist" act. If the ACLU doesn't jump all over this and get this taken care I will lose all faith in humanity.

NExt thing you'll se on the news is Tom Clancy being arrested in Minnestoa because he write stories about terrorism.

Give me a break......

One other thing, what the fuck is wrong with this kid's grandparents that they would turn him into the police for a STORY, especially one where no one is named or threated.

He got arrested for doing Dawn of the Dead in a school instead of a mall. If anything, his only crime is not being creative.
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Ok you have issues, seriously. It's fucking obvious that most people would find this over the top, and that considering it a felony is pretty eccentric, and surprisingly enough not everyone in Kentucky would agree with the charges.

But since you're such a bigot, spewing forth blanket assumptions that classify all Kentuckians as 'inbred hilijacks', I guess you wouldn't actually care to know that, or respect that some people might actually take offense at the bullshit that comes from your mouth.

Simply because something happens in a particular state that you consider an injustice is no reason to attack the entire populace. You're telling me you think that Kentucky is the only state something like this has happened post-911 or post-columbine? Well I'm sorry to present reasoning that doesn't give you a chance to blatantly insult a group of people, but it isn't.

And by-the-fucking-way, I was born in Ohio, so although I've been living in KY for the past 13 years, I still commonly travel back and forth between the two states. So coming from a person who is actually from the Ohio Valley, and involved with the people that live in it, you have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. The differences between Ohio and Kentucky are miniscule, other than the extreme southeastern regions of KY.

So yeah, I think you're absolutely right about how this kid is being treated. But I also think you're a sad individual who doesn't care how wrong your assumptions actually are.

Damn right, Tritoid. We Kentucky residents have to stick together and... Ooh wait.

You've got a Nintendo avatar. Get away from me, kiddie.
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:lol

What part of KY are you in Arcade?
 
These people would have heart attacks if they came across the book of cartoons that my buddy from high school had. Topics included, but were not limited to, the Mafia, Hitler, the KKK, sex and drugs on Sesame Street, commercial parodies (Lucky Arms instead of Lucky Charms, featuring blue bombs, green grenades, etc., etc.) and endless, endless amounts of violence. Hell, the high school Spanish teacher swiped it off him, read it, and did nothing more than laugh. Yeesh, even I wrote a story for one English class about a guy coming back from the grave to murder. It was a sendup to the cheesy 80s slasher ficks that were the rage when I was in high school. This country is losing it.
 
ArcadeStickMonk said:
I rock the northernest of the northern, like ten minutes from the river. When most people ask, I just say I'm from Cincinnati, and that I rock it.
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So let me guess, you live in Newport?
 
Tritroid said:
So let me guess, you live in Newport?
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I spits on Newport. I spits on their aquarium. I spits on the brand of cigarettes of the same name.

It is Edgewood that is currently being rocked by me. (Basically Covington, most parts of which I spits on)
 
ArcadeStickMonk said:
I spits on Newport. I spits on their aquarium. I spits on the brand of cigarettes of the same name.

It is Edgewood that is currently being rocked by me. (Basically Covington, which most parts of I spits on)
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Ah, I see.

Yeah, you really are northern. I'm in the Lexington/Georgetown vicinity, which is more towards the center of the state if you haven't been there.
 
Damn you people are uptight about Kentucky.... get over it. I fail to see at what point I blanketed the ENTIRE STATE. It's not like I said it mirrors Deliverance and that all your neighbors play the banjo while eating applesauce through a straw.... I was referring to the small town nitwits that decided it was ok to toss out a CONSTITUTIONAL AMENDMANT for a short story. Stop reading so much into things. No offense was meant to the state as a whole. I'm sure it's quite lovely.....

It's called a JOKE and had you actually developed a sense of humor at some point it wouldn't be much of an issue.

If you want to talk about close to third world about half of the old mining towns in the Ohio Valley are about a third world state. I assure you, here in Ohio it isn't much better.... you've been to Cleveland before right?

Besides since you seem to be so uptight about being blanketed as an inbred hilljack, you may fit that description. Get over it and stop taking everything so seriously. It's that type of uptight mentality is why this kid is getting charged with a felony.
 
Spectral Glider said:
These people would have heart attacks if they came across the book of cartoons that my buddy from high school had. Topics included, but were not limited to, the Mafia, Hitler, the KKK, sex and drugs on Sesame Street, commercial parodies (Lucky Arms instead of Lucky Charms, featuring blue bombs, green grenades, etc., etc.) and endless, endless amounts of violence. Hell, the high school Spanish teacher swiped it off him, read it, and did nothing more than laugh. Yeesh, even I wrote a story for one English class about a guy coming back from the grave to murder. It was a sendup to the cheesy 80s slasher ficks that were the rage when I was in high school. This country is losing it.
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I did alot of this type of stuff during my H.S. days. Being the resident artist and class-A smartass I took it upon myself to parody alot topics. I wasn't challenged by the curriculum, so I needed something to do. nothing like doing a full scale drawing of the Hulk bouncing along a field in a purple tutu to get a few laughs out of our history teacher.

Spectral if you find any of these I'd love to see them. Sounds like fun.

Tedesco! said:
Awwww.... now why did you have to go and bring Cleveland into this? What has Cleveland done to you? :)
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Plenty... I live in the Akron/Canton region. It's an odd city to go to. After 9 oclock the roads are DESOLATE. It's just odd. I love the Jake (My god do I ever love this field!) and the Gund (even though the nosebleeds feel like I'm mountain climbing because of being so steep), but the rest of the downtown area is just bizarre afte rthe lights go out. I've never seen a major downtown area die like that after dark.
 
I went to Kent for 5 years, so i had more than my fair share of trips to Cleveland. I live in Cincinnati now, and I hate it here. My best friend lives in Tallmadge, so I go up there whenever I can....
 
Outcast2004 said:
but the rest of the downtown area is just bizarre afte rthe lights go out. I've never seen a major downtown area die like that after dark.
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You've never been to Cincinnati. There is nothing to do unless you want to go to a shitty club or Dave & Buster's.
 
Tedesco! said:
You've never been to Cincinnati. There is nothing to do unless you want to go to a shitty club or Dave & Buster's.
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Must be an Ohio thing then.... sounds just like Cleveburg.....

Weird part is Akron is pretty hot after dark. The main drag has tons of places to go to, and a fantastic AAA ballfield. Go Aeros!
 
Outcast2004 said:
Spectral if you find any of these I'd love to see them. Sounds like fun.
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I visit him about once a month. I don't know if he has any of them left, I'll have to ask him. He still references them from time to time. I hope he has some, some were bad, some were hilarious, some were so-so, and some were just vile. Many of them referenced our old teachers and some of the students, so some of the humor wouldn't translate to everyone, but the takes on old TV shows and commercials would probably hold up well.
 
Tedesco! said:
That's a good place, if it's the same one I remember.....Do they have live music?
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i think they do.... don't hold me to that though. Anytime that I've gone (I normally don't, for some reason people keep thinking I'm a bouncer and try to start crap. That and I don't dance), it's always been shitty dance music I couldn't care less about. As long as i get to see my wife dance, all is well. Worth the price of admission.
 
Outcast2004 said:
Damn you people are uptight about Kentucky.... get over it. I fail to see at what point I blanketed the ENTIRE STATE. It's not like I said it mirrors Deliverance and that all your neighbors play the banjo while eating applesauce through a straw.... I was referring to the small town nitwits that decided it was ok to toss out a CONSTITUTIONAL AMENDMANT for a short story. Stop reading so much into things. No offense was meant to the state as a whole. I'm sure it's quite lovely.....

It's called a JOKE and had you actually developed a sense of humor at some point it wouldn't be much of an issue.

If you want to talk about close to third world about half of the old mining towns in the Ohio Valley are about a third world state. I assure you, here in Ohio it isn't much better.... you've been to Cleveland before right?

Besides since you seem to be so uptight about being blanketed as an inbred hilljack, you may fit that description. Get over it and stop taking everything so seriously. It's that type of uptight mentality is why this kid is getting charged with a felony.
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Uptight? Sorry, but when I'm included in a generalization about inbred hilijacks because something just happens to occur in the state that I live in, then yeah I'm going to bitch about it. Not to mention that half the people who are the first to spout bs about 'inbreeding' in KY have yet to actually visit the state itself and see what its people are like.

The comment about inbreeding in KY is no longer a joke, because I've heard it way too much. It's a common misconception that people usually have about the state for whatever reason, and it's really old. Believe me, I know the attitude that some people in Ohio have about Kentucky, and vice versa. You're obviously playing on that, and showing how little you actually know.

If you're trying to say that Ohio can be just as bad as Kentucky with the third world comment, then why the statement about Ohio being more 'normal' than KY? Did you just forget that you said that, or what?

And yeah, the same type of mentality. What type of mentality is it that you have then I wonder? Labeling/insulting an entire state because of one incident that could have happened in any random state in the country? I'm sure some people had similar accusations during the Civial War.

My point is, grow the fuck up. Don't resort to childish name calling and blanket an entire state on something you probably heard on Letterman.
 
Calm down. Good or bad, he was just making a joke, and it isn't as offensive as you're making it out to be. He's not the first person to rip on KY, and he won't be the last. It's good that you're proud of where you're from, but really, aren't there more important things to get worked up about instead of what some anonymous poster says? Outkast wasn't personally attacking you yet you took it that way. Be rational about this Tritroid. Have a glass of milk, eat a cookie and take a nap. You'll feel better.
 
didnt osama say that he was gonna attack red states? i mean... what's taking so long!?!??!
i'm kidding of course but my point is that people with common sense in kentucky and other states cant let shit like this go down. i dont care if it's a law or not.... this is beyond idiotic.
 
I'm not American or anything, but it isn't it a fact that most the stupidness is far, far denser in certain areas throughout America? What's the problem with generalisations?
 
Tritroid said:
Uptight? Sorry, but when I'm included in a generalization about inbred hilijacks because something just happens to occur in the state that I live in, then yeah I'm going to bitch about it. Not to mention that half the people who are the first to spout bs about 'inbreeding' in KY have yet to actually visit the state itself and see what its people are like.

The comment about inbreeding in KY is no longer a joke, because I've heard it way too much. It's a common misconception that people usually have about the state for whatever reason, and it's really old. Believe me, I know the attitude that some people in Ohio have about Kentucky, and vice versa. You're obviously playing on that, and showing how little you actually know.

If you're trying to say that Ohio can be just as bad as Kentucky with the third world comment, then why the statement about Ohio being more 'normal' than KY? Did you just forget that you said that, or what?

And yeah, the same type of mentality. What type of mentality is it that you have then I wonder? Labeling/insulting an entire state because of one incident that could have happened in any random state in the country? I'm sure some people had similar accusations during the Civial War.

My point is, grow the fuck up. Don't resort to childish name calling and blanket an entire state on something you probably heard on Letterman.
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Apparantly your lack of reading comprehension must be a localized thing. I TOLD YOU ONCE. I WAS COMMENTING ON THE LOCAL NITWITS THAT LET THIS HAPPEN.

You talk about ME growing the fuck up, take a look in the mirror buddy. I'm not the one throwing a hissy fit over a generalization that your state may or may not have. Like I fuckign care. Build a bridge, get over it.

Like I also said Ohio isnt any better or worse than Kentuicky or any other state... all have their good and bad. But once again, you choose to read what you want and not see the bigger picture.

Like I also said, the only reason to get really pissy about something... is if it's true.

But seriously... I really dont care if your state or county or city is filled with inbred mongoloid types. I'm sure you're all nice people, as malformed as you may be.

I WAS A FUCKING JOKE. GET THE STICK OUT OF YOUR UPTIGHT ASS AND LOOSEN UP A BIT!
 
I have one of them Giant Konan swords in my room just incase zombies are real and they try something one day.

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I'm READY!

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