Stunning impending ownage . . . I'm so screwed.

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Wait I figured it out, his gf is a shemale but she is going to be jealous because he looks at shemale porn. That's gotta be it right?
 
You don't do anything. Replace the contents of your "shemale" folder with some kind of humorous, nonsexual videos that pertain to shemales. Let her discover that if she pursues the matter further.
 
The first thing you gotta do is post on an internet forum so it becomes public record.

Seriously. Why the fuck do you have a girlfriend, and a folder of pictures/videos of chicks with cocks ? Or dudes with vaginas ? I don't even know what a shemale is, enlighten me.

Why don't you dump her ass and get a girlfriend who also has a cock and balls ? Then she won't mind you fornicating to sick shit like that.
 
Burger said:
The first thing you gotta do is post on an internet forum so it becomes public record.

Seriously. Why the fuck do you have a girlfriend, and a folder of pictures/videos of chicks with cocks ? Or dudes with vaginas ? I don't even know what a shemale is, enlighten me.

Why don't you dump her ass and get a girlfriend who also has a cock and balls ? Then she won't mind you fornicating to sick shit like that.
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You dont know what a shemale is, yet you're able to give sound relationship advice to a man who likes the odd wank?
 
I have the perfect solution. Play it cool act like nothing happened. Now go to that folder and delete every horrible shemale crap you have in there. Keep the folder and put this in it.


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If this fails then I guess you should order one.
 
I'm calling Bravo Sierra, Most smart people wouldn't even put regular porn in a folder titled "porn" unless it's cool with their girlfriend.

Still funny though. :)
 
yeah I would just say it's a joke folder or something. Or like others have said, say you were trying to get her attention.
 
Google said:
You dont know what a shemale is, yet you're able to give sound relationship advice to a man who likes the odd wank?
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errr

why is knowledge of she mans required to give relationship advice to a 'hetrosexual' man?

Also, even though this thread is made by a joke character who makes jokes for laughs, it seems like a good place to tell the world about snippy. It's an 11kb file that you download and put in your startup and when you push f11 you can take screen grabs of sections of your screen that you select.

Very useful for IT people. And I guess fictional tranny wankers as well.
 
Google said:
You dont know what a shemale is, yet you're able to give sound relationship advice to a man who likes the odd wank?
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Firstly, the word "Shemale" doesn't leave much to the imagination, after wikipediaing the word, I have confirmed that it's some pretty fucking werid shit.

Secondly, there is a big difference between 'having the odd wank' and 'having the odd wank to pictures of ladyboys'.
 
So let me get this straight. You're chatting with your girl, send her the image, realize you're owned because you have a "Shemale" folder in the taskbar, then immediately think "How could I possibly be more owned?" and then ran straight to GAF to post this and to share it with everyone here? Um... yeah. You're either tag-whoring or a complete moron. Fess up? Which is it?
 
I name mine p0rn. But then again I live with my GF and I don't hide my porn. And I really don't save any. I need fresh shit to jack to.
 
Google said:
Awww, bless you for assuming he must be gay for wanking over trannies!
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I think it's normal to have a porno folder for any dude with a computer. I could even understand anal/foot/lesbian/bj/hardcore fetishes.

Who the fuck has a shemale folder ?

I prefer my porno to be dudes pretending to be ladies with some tits attached. Oh and I also like to see them do it to other ladies and other dudes as well.

I think you may have sexuality issues if that's the case.
 
Burger said:
I think it's normal to have a porno folder for any dude with a computer. I could even understand anal/foot/lesbian/bj/hardcore fetishes.

Who the fuck has a shemale folder ?

I prefer my porno to be dudes pretending to be ladies with some tits attached. Oh and I also like to see them do it to other ladies and other dudes as well.

I think you may have sexuality issues if that's the case.
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Hahahaha!

You're making this thread better!
 
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