Stunning impending ownage . . . I'm so screwed.

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I made my case clear in the napkin thread about this guys' escapades. I'm honestly surprised so many people willingly believe them.

I'd wager this thread will continue with curiously spaced intervals of posts from the OP, probably detailing how his girlfriend saw it and told everybody and how he was humiliated. It's a pure fabrication on his part, my guess would be some sort of masochist fetish though it could be for any number of reasons.
 
My gf found a similar folder on my computer like that. I simply explained I kept it on there as part of a torrent site to raise my ratio. I never look at the files, but I can't get rid of them.
I got so technical that she stopped caring.
 
M3wThr33 said:
My gf found a similar folder on my computer like that. I simply explained I kept it on there as part of a torrent site to raise my ratio. I never look at the files, but I can't get rid of them.
I got so technical that she stopped caring.
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This would work too. Lots of things would work. I can't believe the first instinct is "screwed."
 
Beating her to the punch and bringing it up as a casual joke is probably your best bet.

Fallback plan? Make additional folders called shemlager, shemstout, and tell her that it's just one of the many new Ale's you've been looking into from Shem brewery.

In reality, you're f*cked, but thanks for the laugh.
 
Skiptastic said:
Fuck that noise, I have My Documents -> Miscellaneous -> pr0n

If someone wants to find my porn bad enough to look, I'm not going to make it hard on them.
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I'm too lazy for labeling
"NewFolder" "New Folder1" "New Folder2" ftw
 
Next time you see her, ask if she saw your joke in the picture, if she brings up the shemale part, laugh your ass off. If not, point it out to her and laugh your ass off. :lol
 
So... you don't like wangs after inhaling one, but you look at shemale porn? How does that work? If that guy you blew had boobs, would you have let him cornhole you?
 
I went to google and typed "tag fisher" into google images, hopefully looking for a witty picture of a fisherman catching a tag of some sort. I got gay porn, and a new sex technique I had not known before.

Anyway, this thread is so fake. Does your "girlfriend" know that you went to some guy's house and sucked his dick?
 
Just put some Arrested Develpment eps in there and claim you picked a gag from the show as the folder title.

If she calls BS just show her the ep and you're golden.
 
Here's an idea for your next adventure.

Fuck a mountain goat,

Post about it after you find out it was actually a homeless old lady and now you have aids.

That'll get you a tag.
 
aztrex said:
So my girlfriend messages me on MSN from school, and apparently doesn't get my first greeting message. I always send her 'YOU!' as kinda a nice little greeting. I've always done it.

Well, she says to me that I didn't say 'YOU!' as a greeting. I tell her I did, but she doesn't believe me.

So I take a screenshot of the conversation to prove I did.


SHEER, UNADULTERATED TERROR.

YOU_4.jpg


GAF, what the FUCK do I do now? The email has been sent. The original picture was attached. Keep in mind the pic I sent wasn't as compressed as the first one in this series. It was full-resolution. Totally legible.

Help.
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:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
 
Oh, so that's why it's "not for you."


Okay, next time your coworker asks you over, put some melons under his shirt. Everything will go much more smoothly.
 
:lol :lol :lol

I want to believe you, but this reminds me of a thread on another website where people posted pictures of their desktops and one of the guys had a shemale folder. :lol (this was before the "post weird shit desktop pictures" meme)
 
After the napkin story and its supposed effects, what the hell are you worried about? Is this somehow going to ruin your reputation after all of what happened? To be honest, I don't think many people will be surprised you have that folder on your computer.
 
Jables said:
Fallback plan? Make additional folders called shemlager, shemstout, and tell her that it's just one of the many new Ale's you've been looking into from Shem brewery.
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BRILLIANT!
 
1. If you can't talk your way out of this, then life isn't the right state of being for you.

2. If this girl makes a stink about it, then she sucks.

3. Aren't you the guy who test drove some wang?
 
Tobor said:
1. If you can't talk your way out of this, then life isn't the right state of being for you.

2. If this girl makes a stink about it, then she sucks.

3. Aren't you the guy who test drove some wang?
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:lol :lol :lol
 
The best thing to come out of this thread is "epic nap".

Artie said:
I went to google and typed "tag fisher" into google images, hopefully looking for a witty picture of a fisherman catching a tag of some sort. I got gay porn, and a new sex technique I had not known before.

Anyway, this thread is so fake. Does your "girlfriend" know that you went to some guy's house and sucked his dick?
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:( I googled it.
 
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