Stunning impending ownage . . . I'm so screwed.

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Artie said:
I went to google and typed "tag fisher" into google images, hopefully looking for a witty picture of a fisherman catching a tag of some sort. I got gay porn, and a new sex technique I had not known before.
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:lol :lol :lol :lol

Never google things like that, you should know better.
 
Seriously though, I'm not sure what the problem is here. So you were looking at shemales. You could tell her you were curious. You could tell her you're bisexual. You could tell her you're questioning your sexuality. By making a thread and expressing your concern you're either acknowledging that you care about her or that you ARE making a joke post. If it's the latter then nothing I'm saying will matter. If it's the former then it matters why you were looking at shemale porn. I think however the fairest option if she even notices would be openness and honesty with her about why you were doing it.

It does seem though that you're leaving out quite a bit of the story.
 
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once i found shemale sites in the browser cache of my friends firefox, and clicked on the sites asking him what they were in front of his girlfriend. No joke. His face got kind of red but he just laughed it off, and it hasn't been an issue since. I still get kind of weirded out when I think about it though.
 
Gaborn said:
Seriously though, I'm not sure what the problem is here. So you were looking at shemales. You could tell her you were curious. You could tell her you're bisexual. You could tell her you're questioning your sexuality. By making a thread and expressing your concern you're either acknowledging that you care about her or that you ARE making a joke post. If it's the latter then nothing I'm saying will matter. If it's the former then it matters why you were looking at shemale porn. I think however the fairest option if she even notices would be openness and honesty with her about why you were doing it.

It does seem though that you're leaving out quite a bit of the story.
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Okay, there's "openness and honesty" then there's "Honey, I was looking at she-male porn and I'm questioning my sexuality."

It would be more harmful to be honest about it.
 
Wow. I promise GAF, next time I hate you, I will remember this moment, right here, right now, and it will be ok.
 
Mamesj said:
Okay, there's "openness and honesty" then there's "Honey, I was looking at she-male porn and I'm questioning my sexuality."

It would be more harmful to be honest about it.
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If he's questioning his sexuality she has a right to know now, and not after they find him with the dead male hooker in the hotel room in Dayton Ohio. Not... that that ever happened to me. Seriously, if he IS questioning his sexuality then it's an issue for the relationship, no different than the transsexual who didn't tell her boyfriend she was born and then he was told by the cops. It's something that the girlfriend has the right to know.
 
Gaborn said:
Seriously though, I'm not sure what the problem is here. So you were looking at shemales. You could tell her you were curious. You could tell her you're bisexual. You could tell her you're questioning your sexuality. By making a thread and expressing your concern you're either acknowledging that you care about her or that you ARE making a joke post. If it's the latter then nothing I'm saying will matter. If it's the former then it matters why you were looking at shemale porn. I think however the fairest option if she even notices would be openness and honesty with her about why you were doing it.

It does seem though that you're leaving out quite a bit of the story.
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He already questioned his sexuality in the napkin thread. It was 'not for him'.

Frankly I feel like I'm in the Twilight Zone with everybody believing these bullshit accounts of alleged events.
 
Gaborn said:
If he's questioning his sexuality she has a right to know now, and not after they find him with the dead male hooker in the hotel room in Dayton Ohio. Not... that that ever happened to me. Seriously, if he IS questioning his sexuality then it's an issue for the relationship, no different than the transsexual who didn't tell her boyfriend she was born and then he was told by the cops. It's something that the girlfriend has the right to know.
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knowing the OP, he might end up being the dead male hooker. :lol
 
lockii said:
He already questioned his sexuality in the napkin thread. It was 'not for him'.

Frankly I feel like I'm in the Twilight Zone with everybody believing these bullshit accounts of alleged events.
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Well in fairness I think anybody, gay or straight or bi would've been a little weirded out in that situation, especially since the guy lied to him about it being a "first time." This story reeks of bullshit but whether it's true or false I'll answer as if it's true, and if it is it certainly suggests some non heterosexual inclinations (then again, I know a straight guy that enjoys a strap on up the ass every once in a while so you never know).
 
I don't get it.

You are worried that your GF knows you have a shemale folder? I would guess that folder contains...shemales and unless your GF is a shemale why do you care? It would seem to me that you prefer shemales so why don't you dump her and find yourself a good shemale?
 
maynerd said:
I don't get it.

You are worried that your GF knows you have a shemale folder? I would guess that folder contains...shemales and unless your GF is a shemale why do you care? It would seem to me that you prefer shemales so why don't you dump her and find yourself a good shemale?
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I have not met one shemale where I live. Well maybe I have but I didn't know it, but even still, that's the same as not meeting one.

There is no dating site for shemales.

Besides I'm attracted to women and I love having sex with women. I just happen to also enjoy Shemale porn.

I'm not the only one.

Recently one of the local weekly papers in my city did a sex survey, and over 50% of the males surveyed said they fantasized about having sexual relations with the same sex. It's not that uncommon dude, your best friend probably has had these thoughts.

You may have.

Suburban Cowboy said:
The only way to make sure he is not a joke account is to declare he shall never be given a tag
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I'm not tag whoring. Having not received one for my recanting of the 'bro-rape,' as it was referred to, made me realize that I'd never have one anyways.
 
aztrex said:
I have not met one shemale where I live. Well maybe I have but I didn't know it, but even still, that's the same as not meeting one.

There is no dating site for shemales.

Besides I'm attracted to women and I love having sex with women. I just happen to also enjoy Shemale porn.

I'm not the only one.

Recently one of the local weekly papers in my city did a sex survey, and over 50% of the males surveyed said they fantasized about having sexual relations with the same sex. It's not that uncommon dude, your best friend probably has had these thoughts.

You may have.
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You sound like a Savage Love letter.
 
Think of it as a step in the right direction. Why would you hide a part of yourself from someone you love? Unless you don't love her I guess, and you use her for sex and you can't get anyone else to have sex with. Sure, I can see that. But if you love her and she loves you then you should be able to share everything about yourself. My now wife has known about my porn and various fetishes before we even started going out. Chicks with giant cocks included.
 
Just tell her you were make a joke picture to make fun of a friend and saved the ref images in there.
 
Cancel your GAF account or something, forever, to avoid further arm. You've done enough with the previous thread.
 
Wait..This is the guy who tried the "gay" thing? The one that went and gave someone a bj and that guy gave him a napkin and said thanks? Thats this guy?
 
oneHeero said:
Wait..This is the guy who tried the "gay" thing? The one that went and gave someone a bj and that guy gave him a napkin and said thanks? Thats this guy?
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Yes dude. Isn't it like a really twisted sitcom?
"He likes tranny porn, and jizz in the eye, he's that guy!"
 
Wow....just....wow.

Oh, and :lol.

I don't understand why people post their sexual "issues" on the OT board....it keeps happening...and people keep laughing.
 
I don't get it. Why would you dedicate a folder to shemale porn. Why don't you just stick the files in a non-shemale labeled folder that you know no one would ever go through. Or at least rename the folder. What an amateur porn watcher.
 
lockii said:
I made my case clear in the napkin thread about this guys' escapades. I'm honestly surprised so many people willingly believe them.

I'd wager this thread will continue with curiously spaced intervals of posts from the OP, probably detailing how his girlfriend saw it and told everybody and how he was humiliated. It's a pure fabrication on his part, my guess would be some sort of masochist fetish though it could be for any number of reasons.
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I'm sure everyone here had that goin through their head but doesn't want to believe it cause its pretty fuckin funny.

I would also like someone to elaborate on this napkin business? Or at least a link?
 
newsguy said:
I never thought anything would ever top "I wiped myself with the napkin, and thanked him for the hospitality." But this... this is fucking platinum.
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Someone please tell me the story of this.

As far as the OP goes, wow....I hope this story isn't fake for the sheer lulz.
 
Oh man, that just blows aztrex. I mean, from the way you make it sound, the situation just plain sucks. Sounds like you just began to go down on a long and hard path.

Really, you are lying, tag fishing, or keep making the mistake of posting personal shit on GAF. Not only that, but GAF told you not to go over that guys house, if it was true.
 
I think I want to, from now on, rename all my folders to fetishes of all kinds. Shemale, bondage, goat, scat, etc. All is fair game.
 
Just tell her it was for some new game/movie coming out called Shemaleon...

Half woman, Half Chameleon, ALL EVIL!

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That should at least make her think otherwise.
 
this thread exceeded my expectations.

Also, having taken the time to memorize every sports/supercar in existence in the world (I get bored sometimes), I know you could easily pass that word off as some sort of exotic car and she'd be none the wiser. seriously some recent names for cars: Gumpert, Farbio/Farboud, Arash, Covini, Ercole Espada Codatronca, Fisker, Artega, hell theres even the Venturi FETISH ....a car called Shemale wouldnt be that odd anymore. Unless you dont like cars, in which case this obviously wouldnt fly.
 
Innotech said:
this thread exceeded my expectations.

Also, having taken the time to memorize every sports/supercar in existence in the world (I get bored sometimes), I know you could easily pass that word off as some sort of exotic car and she'd be none the wiser. seriously some recent names for cars: Gumpert, Farbio/Farboud, Arash, Covini, Ercole Espada Codatronca, Fisker, Artega, hell theres even the Venturi FETISH ....a car called Shemale wouldnt be that odd anymore. Unless you dont like cars, in which case this obviously wouldnt fly.
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Of course.
It's the Shema LE (Limited Edition)
 
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