Oregon's Salem is nothing. Seriously, there's like, nothing there. I went there with some people on a Saturday night and there were no bars anywhere. It's the most boring place in the world.
We'll force some bourbon down your throat and you'll party and you will like it! Then we'll yell at each other about mecha designs for four hours! Like MEN!
Oregon's Albany, AKA where I live, is the worst place in the world. We have shitty cowboy bars, old people, meth heads, homeless people, methed out homeless people, white rappers and truly awful people to be around.
Are all Albany's cursed with being the worst?