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sjay1994

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But GTA V tells you that as long as you fondle the stripper while the bouncers aren't looking you get to take them home!

I've been playing that game with friends since, and honestly Los Santos kinda rubs me the wrong way whenever a specific song comes on.

Its on Mirror Park, and its called Jasmine.

Its a really good song, but whenever I hear it I get super depressed and annoyed at GTA V. I don't really know why. Is it because that song doesn't mesh with the obnoxious satirical tone of the world? Is it because I am unsatisfied that my life feels like it is going no where, and I don't know what I am going to do with it? Is it because everytime I get a phone call I feel worried I am going to get a call saying my father has passed away?

I don't know.

Its a good song, but it makes me really fucking depressed.
 
They aren't fun. I went to one for a buddies bachelor party. It sucked. Loud, awful music, shiteliy made drinks, and I kept finding glitter on myself for weeks.

I've heard of the glitter storm that occurs.

Fuck that, I make my own drinks..people don't know what I like!
Be that as it may, I like the dress over the weird jump suit gypsy thing Dins got going on.


False.
Professionally shot.
No because then I feel like I'm watching two hairless mannequins bang while the female makes wild hyena noises and the male just grunts like a god damn rhino the whole time.
 

360pages

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Also the girl no one remembers!
Street_fighter___Maki_by_GENZOMAN.jpg
 

semisonic

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Nice art.

Let's say end.

It's not like it'll make a difference anyways...
Also thanks.
Everything turned out pretty good for original designs, which I feel are better than the art itself.
Also the name is way more pretentious than it deserves.
Motherfucking crimson rain for the avatar, with the game being called Crimson Historia.
Making this is surprisingly fun, even if we don't get to program any of it.
I had so many ideas that will never be put into effect...
They really are. Why would you want to pay for blueballs? I don't get it.
Yeah, I kinda feel the same, but I guess it's more about how I feel the whole experience is super weird, creepy, and degrading overall. Plus when I look at the stripper, all I usually feel is a sort of faint pity and a sense of either "Where did your life go wrong" or "You really don't have to do this to yourself." I guess doing it on the internet is one thing, but in person is just...
uggh.
Also the lack of any sort of emotional connection in general really stops it from doing anything for me. Same reason I can't really enjoy most regular porn either these days
 
I've never been to a strip club but I assumed you went to have a good time with friends. I guess sitting at home and masturbating is another option.

In the case of going to a strip club, or staying home and masturbating or getting laid by a S/O..the latter is always better, you normally shouldn't go to a strip club if you have an s/o anyway.
 
Terms that currently exist on my criminology review
Christian Grey theory of causality
James Franco theory of crime cracking.

I can't tell if these are jokes

Edit: theres also the Soap Mactavish outcome theory
 
I'm playing more p3, how the fuck do I s link people

junpei is all like "I got no one to hang out with" and I can't hang out with him, what gives?
 
I always just get beer when i go out. Cause yeah, no one can make what I like properly.

And yeah, there's a glitter storm alright. It's like a hurricane of glitter.

I went to a bar like..a few days after I turned 21, I asked for a Jack and Ginger..the bartender gave me some generic ass Whiskey and Vernors..bitch don't know how to make drinks.
 

semisonic

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In the case of going to a strip club, or staying home and masturbating or getting laid by a S/O..the latter is always better, you normally shouldn't go to a strip club if you have an s/o anyway.

Cthulhu, as our local grandmaster thirst, you should know that basically none of us have that sort of thing going on. Hell we basically have a special kind of gaf where we just sit around and talk about the relationships we don't have. It's not great.
What is a friender? A miserable little pile of waifus! But enough talk... Have at you!
FTFY
 
Cthulhu, as our local grandmaster thirst, you should know that basically none of us have that sort of thing going on. Hell we basically have a special kind of gaf where we just sit around and talk about the relationships we don't have. It's not great.

FTFY

Well I'm on the cusp of having one soooo.....
 

Alfebit

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I'll give you some money, if you can perform a task for me, if you catch my drift...

My room needs some cleaning. Five bucks for showing up. Five bucks for the job. Extra if you mop.

I'll take you up on that offer.

The cost to get there would be way more than you'd pay me.
 
Well i mean its not like you have to get dances. Its basically just a bar with boobies.

And no, i've never been to one

There's some rules in Ohio where the nips have to be covered in clubs.

I remember my dad bitching about it when he went to my cousins bachelor party.
Well aren't you a fancy lad.
Good for you.


Oh shit that's turrible. Imagine playing p4 and not being able to hang out with kanji.
And akihiko is so much more of a cool guy than the entire non-playable s-link cast combined
I'm the fanciest lad this side of Sussex!
Girls who like cat ears are great.
 
Well i mean its not like you have to get dances. Its basically just a bar with boobies.

And no, i've never been to one
No, you don't have to. But at the one i went to, the dancers would come up to me again and again asking if i wanted a dance. And I was hangin out at the bar the whole night.
 
There's some rules in Ohio where the nips have to be covered in clubs.

I remember my dad bitching about it when he went to my cousins bachelor party.

Well aren't you a fancy lad.
Good for you.


Oh shit that's turrible. Imagine playing p4 and not being able to hang out with kanji.
And akihiko is so much more of a cool guy than the entire non-playable s-link cast combined
I was so disappointed that Akihiko didn't have a s link. He's my favorite character in the game.
 
I'm curious, what are the chances that Cody is in SFV? He's my favorite.
Well Cody has the arthritis after all his years of city saving and his brother Kyle is going to take his place. Cody will be in the story to yell at Kyle about his focus.

I have no idea but I want Streetwise to be cannon
 
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