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[IDKAboutThat]

I went to a christian school where they taught us that having sexual feelings and masturbation were sinful/get me sent to hell.

When I went to public high school, I learned some shit.

Hell yeah, you did. Puns

 

[JoJo94]

It was to teach us about STRANGER DANGER. The actual show was just a generic family sitcom.

We also had all that stuff that you mentioned.

OUr stranger danger thing was really short. Not going to lie the red text scared me...shut up

We watched this in fifth grade

Funny thing we watched slightly serious videos in 5 grade for us like teens getting a fake aids test done, and someone was "positive" for it. Wow...that video is really...sad. Another funny thing I was one of the weird kids that for some reason knew what sex was before being taught about it...I still have no idea how.

 

[misses bull]

I went to public high school were we had health class and the teacher had a full presentation on STDs and what they look like.

 

[CreeperBlocks]

So I just got done watching the latest D4 video... To me at least David reminds me of a swery version of will graham from hannibal like how York was a swery version of cooper. Overall I'm enjoying the bizzareness a lot .

 

[Aaron-Lagann]

I was homeschooled. I sat around playing Final Fantasy and Smash Bros all day instead of studying. Luckily I test well so I never had to worry about studying and have been able to float through most of school on luck.

 

[Ultimate_Trainer]

We watched this in fifth grade

I wondered if they made a sequel talking about the duck penises.

 

[IDKAboutThat]

Funny thing we watched slightly serious videos in 5 grade for us like teens getting a fake aids test done, and someone was "positive" for it. Another funny thing I was one of the weird kids that for some reason knew what sex was before being taught about it...I still have no idea how.

I was reading the dictionary and came upon the term "clitoris" and kinda wiki-hopped my way through the other words in the definitions until I had the full picture when I was, like, 7.

 

[jack_package_200]

What was messed up at my old christian middle school is that the lady who would teach us sex ed/"you will burn in hell hour" was busted a few years later for possession of child pornography.

 

[Seraphis Cain]

Kinda on the fence about Freedom Wars. Definitely want a new Vita game, and hearing Liam and Pat talking about it on the podcast helps, but I'm still not sure. Hm.

 

[IDKAboutThat]

What was messed up at my old christian middle school is that the lady who would teach us sex ed/"you will burn in hell hour" was busted a few years later for possession of child pornography.

That's a family guy joke. You lived a family guy joke.

 

[Zenfalcia]

I was reading the dictionary and came upon the term "clitoris" and kinda wiki-hopped my way through the other words in the definitions until I had the full picture when I was, like, 7.

It sounds like you done a lot of research.

What was messed up at my old christian middle school is that the lady who would teach us sex ed/"you will burn in hell hour" was busted a few years later for possession of child pornography.

That's hilariously ironic.

 

[JoJo94]

I was reading the dictionary and came upon the term "clitoris" and kinda wiki-hopped my way through the other words in the definitions until I had the full picture when I was, like, 7.

Okay...greatest line in that video so far..."That's a lot of cum." Died

What was messed up at my old christian middle school is that the lady who would teach us sex ed/"you will burn in hell hour" was busted a few years later for possession of child pornography.

...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[skLaFarebear]

Kinda on the fence about Freedom Wars. Definitely want a new Vita game, and hearing Liam and Pat talking about it on the podcast helps, but I'm still not sure. Hm.

If it helps, I'm getting it tomorrow and I'll probably get a little bit of time to try it out. Because of exams I'm barely gonna make any serious progress till about (American) Thanksgiving, but I'll post some impressions as I go through it till then.

 

[IDKAboutThat]

Okay...greatest line in that video so far..."That's a lot of cum." Died

The best friends brought me to these guys.

 

[Loco4Coco]

Sex ed was the best, that meant atleast one period of sleep.

 

[RecursiveFault]

What was messed up at my old christian middle school is that the lady who would teach us sex ed/"you will burn in hell hour" was busted a few years later for possession of child pornography.

Wow. The one thing I respected my teachers I had for, was practicing what they preached, but like, just wow. Wow.

 

[jack_package_200]

That's a family guy joke. You lived a family guy joke.

Not sure how I feel about that

It sounds like you done a lot of research.



That's hilariously ironic.

I am just glad that she has touched anyone. Add another layer to her constant "resist temptation" shtick

 

[JoJo94]

Sex ed was the best, that meant atleast one period.

FTFY

 

[Aaron-Lagann]

Sex ED was a really weird subject being homeschooled, since my mom felt uncomfortable doing it I just didn't know anything. Up until I was like 12 and first had access to the internet and other people I didn't know the vagina was a thing and assumed anal sex was the only way to do it and that that's how babies were made.

 

[Zenfalcia]

FTFY

Perfect!

 

[GlassEmpires]

If you could guest star in a TBFP video what would it be? Mine would be either Earthbound or Killer7

 

[IDKAboutThat]

It sounds like you done a lot of research.

I was seven, you sick fuck. And yes, I actually was like, "oh, this is interesting"

FTFY

 

[Phantasmal Repose]

If you could guest star in a TBFP video what would it be? Mine would be either Earthbound or Killer7

Crack-- I mean Persona. Pat and I can talk about how great Rise is.

 

[Ultimate_Trainer]

If you could guest star in a TBFP video what would it be? Mine would be either Earthbound or Killer7

FNF for Persona 4 ultimax.

 

[Aaron-Lagann]

If you could guest star in a TBFP video what would it be? Mine would be either Earthbound or Killer7

Resident Evil 1, because I know everything about that game and would just yell at Pat that it's better than RE2.

 

[jack_package_200]

If you could guest star in a TBFP video what would it be? Mine would be either Earthbound or Killer7

Trying to change the subject?

Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds

 

[RecursiveFault]

If you could guest star in a TBFP video what would it be? Mine would be either Earthbound or Killer7

If I guest star in a video I'm either geeking out or getting super nervous and shutting the fuck up.

If I got over that? Mega Man X or Silent Hill 3.

 

[JooseBawcks]

If you could guest star in a TBFP video what would it be? Mine would be either Earthbound or Killer7

Something I know enough about. Maybe a Sonic or Mega Man related video.

Also I never got sex ed. That always seemed like such a strange thing to me

 

[ultimax]

If you could guest star in a TBFP video what would it be? Mine would be either Earthbound or Killer7

Beyond two souls because fuck david cage

 

[Alfebit]

If you could guest star in a TBFP video what would it be? Mine would be either Earthbound or Killer7

Do you have to ask? Senran Kagura Estival Versus full LP, duh.

Spoiler

Probably a Zelda game.

 

[JoJo94]

If you could guest star in a TBFP video what would it be? Mine would be either Earthbound or Killer7

Mario Party , because of the salt, or a David Cage game but for a jerk reason. To pretend to like the game until they kick me the fuck out.

 

[GlassEmpires]

Resident Evil 1, because I know everything about that game and would just yell at Pat that it's better than RE2.

I would watch this. And it has to be the Director's Cut with you guys singing along to the basement track.

 

[Zenfalcia]

If you could guest star in a TBFP video what would it be? Mine would be either Earthbound or Killer7

A jump scare video. Also, they won't know i'm guest starring. I'll be hiding to give them a jump scare while they are recording.

I was seven, you sick fuck. And yes, I actually was like, "oh, this is interesting"

Even better.

Spoiler

Kids are curious, I did my fair share of research when I was younger.

Interesting as in you were learning or different interesting?

 

[Loco4Coco]

FTFY

Bloody brilliant.

 

[JoJo94]

I was seven, you sick fuck. And yes, I actually was like, "oh, this is interesting"

Yes my first kill!!!

Spoiler

...with a joke

Bloody brilliant.

It's a gift from mother nature.

 

[RecursiveFault]

Beyond two souls because fuck david cage

Guess what games sold better than D4?

Spoiler

I would watch this. And it has to be the Director's Cut with you guys singing along to the basement track.

I'm really interested in this now.

 

[Pyros_Chicken_Farm]

Honestly, I figured out everything about sex ed and what-not on my own. My schools didn't want to teach it because they wanted to "preserve" our young minds, and my parents didn't teach it to me because they were too busy warping my brain with other weird shit. By the end of middle school, I knew everything. Mostly due to somebody at school talking about it, me then looking it up, and then coming across multitudes of things...

 

[Ultimate_Trainer]

Mario Party , because of the salt, or a David Cage game but for a jerk reason. To pretend to like the game until they kick me the fuck out.

How long are Mario Party games? Board games usually drag on too much.

 

[ArclightBorealis]

If you could guest star in a TBFP video what would it be? Mine would be either Earthbound or Killer7

Any character action game so I can save the video just like Liam saved Metroid Fusion.

 

[IDKAboutThat]

Even better.

Spoiler

Kids are curious, I did my fair share of research when I was younger.

Interesting as in you were learning or different interesting?

Learning interested. I mentioned before that I was a know-it-all smartass, and I wasn't kidding. Also, seven.

 

[Aaron-Lagann]

How long are Mario Party games? Board games usually drag on too much.

A 20 turn game can go for like an hour.

 

[skLaFarebear]

If you could guest star in a TBFP video what would it be? Mine would be either Earthbound or Killer7

Nier with Liam so we can talk about Drakengard and Nier and why its the greatest thing ever.

 

[JoJo94]

How long are Mario Party games? Board games usually drag on too much.

Not for MArio Party 9. BUt you can lower the turns so it's not a complete drag.

 

[RecursiveFault]

How long are Mario Party games? Board games usually drag on too much.

20 turns normally, which means 20 minigames give or take some more, but you can change in increments of 5. Lots of LPers do Mario Party, and it actually usually turns out great.

 

[Aaron-Lagann]

20 turns normally, which means 20 minigames give or take some more, but you can change in increments of 5. Lots of LPers do Mario Party, and it actually usually turns out great.

I did one with a friend that we have not edited. I got drunk and talked about wrestling while failing to do every minigame. I still won.

 

[Zenfalcia]

Learning interested. I mentioned before that I was a know-it-all smartass, and I wasn't kidding. Also, seven.

A know it all, eh? Hey, you were the one who found it at the age of seven, not me.

 

[RecursiveFault]

I did one with a friend that we have not edited. I got drunk and talked about wrestling while failing to do every minigame. I still won.

That's really a recipe for success if I've ever heard one.

 

[JooseBawcks]

Wait I wanna change my answer to Kingdom Hearts 1 or BBS with whichever members of the Zaibatsu enjoyed 1

 

[Banana Aeon]

Something as good as Krampus's Rage is too damn good to only take three rooms to recharge.

 

[ArclightBorealis]

Nier with Liam so we can talk about Drakengard and Nier and why its the greatest thing ever.

Oh god, why didn't I think of this, I would so be on board as well.