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[DMczaf]

...on the next Law and Order SVU

When a series of rapes is linked to a speed-dating service, Detective Benson (Mariska Hargitay) goes undercover and discovers Mike Jergens (guest star Dean Cain) is the assailant. As the case progresses, Jergens' insecure girlfriend Cora Kennison (guest star Tina Holmes) - an alcoholic and bulimic - becomes an unwilling pawn as both Benson and attorney Minerva Grahame-Bishop (guest star Teri Garr) seek to persuade Kennison to testify for their respective sides - despite her mother's (guest star Veronica Cartwright) insistence that her daughter is too fragile. Kennison opts to marry Jergens in the hope that spousal privilege will save her from taking the stand, but since the rapes occurred before they married, she is still forced to testify. Distraught, Kennison drinks to excess, leaving her in an irreversible coma, and her fate in the hands of her husband.

 

[Pochacco]

More like Lois Loan!
:lol


...

 

[Matlock]

From Superman to Scott Peterson to a rapist who has a comatose wife...



Wow.

 

[Ash Housewares]

hey, and Teri Garr

he would have an enormous schwanzstucker!

 

[Snaku]

From Superman to Scott Peterson to a rapist who has a comatose wife...



Wow.

:lol

 

[Fuzzy]

I thought this was going to be another one of those funny comic book cover threads.

 

[demon]

I thought this was going to be another one of those funny comic book cover threads.

Me too.

 

[civilstrife]

I totally thought Superman was actually somehow involved when I read "speed dating". Think about it. He could totally have sex with everyone there before they even realize it.

 

[Rorschach]

Me too.

Three

 

[bjork]

how can you give the guy crap for taking crap roles?

I mean, he was SUPERMAN.

The only thing he could possibly play that's a step up is Batman.

 

[Powdered Toastman]

hey, and Teri Garr

he would have an enormous schwanzstucker!

Roll, Roll! Roll in ze hay!

 

[Shinobi]

From Superman to Scott Peterson to a rapist who has a comatose wife...



Wow.

You forgot one...

"Who's laughing now?"

I totally thought Superman was actually somehow involved when I read "speed dating". Think about it. He could totally have sex with everyone there before they even realize it.

That's the cue for me to post this joke again...

Superman is flying high above town, making sure the city is safe from crime. He flies across a residential area, when he catches a curious sight. Peering closer, he sees Wonder Woman lying on a lawn chair seemingly taking a nap, naked as the day she was born. He'd always had a thing for Diana, and seeing her in all her glory got him Super aroused.

He then thought to himself "You know, I could hit that shit at Super speed and pull back out, and she wouldn't suspect a thing!". He then swooped down onto Diana's body, hit that shit, then pulled the fuck out at the speed of light. Feeling like the cat who swallowed the canary, he went back to his patrol.

Wonder Woman opened her eyes and muttered "What the hell was that?" "The fuck if I know" the Invisible Man replied, "but my ass sure hurts."

 

[RaymondCarver]

I hate tv.

 

[J2 Cool]

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