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[The Anti-Monitor]

Man, what a stupid list.

 

[snoopeasystreet]

25/30 and desperately lonely.

 

[Yoshiya]

Brown eyes? Really? Who would prefer someone with brown eyes over someone with blue or green or hazel? Brown is the most common and boring fucking eye color either gender could have.

Very dark eyes are my personal preference (and, fortunately, what I've ended up with). Middle brown is perhaps less appealing, I'm not sure.

I've never really understood why the difference between average height and tall is so much more important than, say, an attractive or average face.

 

[WJD]

1.6 feet tall
2.Toned and athletic
3.Brown eyes
4.Short dark hair
5.Smart dress sense
6.Beer drinker
7.Non-smoker
8.Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper
9.Gets ready in 17 minutes
10.Stylish
11.Wants a family
12.Earns £48,000 ($77,000) a year
13.Loves shopping
14.Eats meat
15.Clean shaven
16.Smooth chest
17.Watches soaps
18.Enjoys watching football
19.Drives an Audi
20.Educated to degree level
21.Earns more than his other half
22.Jokes around and has a laugh
23.Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset
24.Says 'I love you' only when he means it
25.Admits it when he looks at other women
26.Has a driver's license
27.Can swim
28.Can ride a bike
29.Can change a tire
30.Calls mom regularly

Always knew I was close to perfect. The Mrs has no idea how lucky she is by the looks of things.

 

[UberTag]

25/30 and desperately lonely.

If you can't evoke self-confidence (or fake it if you lack it), women are perfectly content to settle for 0/30 guys who do. (Provided they have big dicks.)

 

[Gareth Bale]

Bolded ones are stupid. Mine in italics. Brown eyes and brown hair? Smart jeans and V-neck jumper?!

1.6 feet tall
2.Toned and athletic
3.Brown eyes
4.Short dark hair
5.Smart dress sense
6.Beer drinker
7.Non-smoker
8.Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper
9.Gets ready in 17 minutes
10.Stylish
11.Wants a family
12.Earns £48,000 ($77,000) a year
13.Loves shopping
14.Eats meat
15.Clean shaven
16.Smooth chest
17.Watches soaps
18.Enjoys watching football
19.Drives an Audi
20.Educated to degree level
21.Earns more than his other half
22.Jokes around and has a laugh
23.Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset
24.Says 'I love you' only when he means it
25.Admits it when he looks at other women
26.Has a driver's license
27.Can swim
28.Can ride a bike
29.Can change a tire
30.Calls mom regularly

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

I always figured my blue eyes were a plus. ;_;

At least I'm over 6 feet.

 

[Jb]

I don't get why girls would want their bf to call his mother regularly, what's attractive about that?

 

[Murkas]

How does one say "I love you" to the person they love without meaning it?

 

[Gareth Bale]

How does one say "I love you" to the person they love without meaning it?

They have an identical twin brother who shares their life in order to become the greatest magician of all time.

 

[Pandaman]

The perfect guy will be the complete opposite of that list.

a short, fat, hairy, aryan vegan whose flat broke, dresses poorly, smokes like a chimney and has no sense of humour?

 

[Goldrusher]

Toned and athletic
Smart dress sense
Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper
Stylish
Loves shopping
Clean shaven
Smooth chest
Watches soaps
Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset
Calls mom regularly

 

[eve241]

...watches soaps?

They probably mean Twin Peaks

 

[Always-honest]

i'm better than that.

edit: and no single comment on cocks? riiiiight...

 

[Glass Rebel]

Way to put more pressure on "relationships". I don't even want to see what the "perfect woman" is.

 

[NZer]

When I went from earning less than 77k to more, I discovered that everything else is bullshit.

 

[Moppet13]

2.Toned and athletic
3.Brown eyes
4.Short dark hair
7.Non-smoker
8.Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper What the fuck are smart jeans?
9.Gets ready in 17 minutes
14.Eats meat
15.Clean shaven
16.Smooth chest
22.Jokes around and has a laugh
26.Has a driver's license
27.Can swim
28.Can ride a bike
Well, I'm about 1/3 perfect. That's pretty damn close considering no one is perfect. Fuck yeah, I'm going to go celebrate.

 

[Red]

I hit almost everything except the money stuff, driving an Audi, and calling mom.

 

[sky]

I can't help but imagine a massive d-bag, when I read through the list.
Sounds about right.

 

[RPGamer92]

So basically generic person #24533525

 

[Messypandas]

1.6 feet tall
2.Toned and athletic
3.Brown eyes
4.Short dark hair
5.Smart dress sense
6.Beer drinker
7.Non-smoker
8.Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper
9.Gets ready in 17 minutes
10.Stylish
11.Wants a family
12.Earns £48,000 ($77,000) a year
13.Loves shopping
14.Eats meat
15.Clean shaven
16.Smooth chest
17.Watches soaps
18.Enjoys watching football
19.Drives an Audi
20.Educated to degree level
21.Earns more than his other half
22.Jokes around and has a laugh
23.Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset
24.Says 'I love you' only when he means it
25.Admits it when he looks at other women
26.Has a driver's license
27.Can swim
28.Can ride a bike
29.Can change a tire
30.Calls mom regularly

Bolded me

 

[K.Sabot]

I don't want to meet the people who want this.

 

[d[-_-]b]

Can we start our own Survey: Meet 'The Perfect Woman" and her x qualities...?

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

I don't get why girls would want their bf to call his mother regularly, what's attractive about that?

Probably to match the regularity at which they do also. Personally though i have no reason to call her weekly. She and my dad are doing fine mentally, financially, and physically. And nothing particularly important is going on that I want to anyway.

 

[Joel Was Right]

21.Earns more than his other half
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Interesting

 

[AVclub]

This list is a farce. What women SAY they want and what they REALLY want are two entirely different things. Anyone who's been married for any length of time will tell you the same thing.

 

[Joel Was Right]

1. No taller than any inch than me
2. Has an interest in comic book characters
3. Demonstrates a level of intellect
4. Waist to hip ratio
5. Non-smoker
6. Non-drinker
7. Homely person
8. Enjoys internet meme humour

Fuck. I'm just listing all the traits of my ex

 

[The Elite]

1.6 feet tall - Nope
2.Toned and athletic - Nope
3.Brown eyes - Yes
4.Short dark hair - Yes
5.Smart dress sense - Yes
6.Beer drinker - Yes
7.Non-smoker - Yes
8.Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper - Yes
9.Gets ready in 17 minutes - Yes
10.Stylish - Yes
11.Wants a family - Nope
12.Earns £48,000 ($77,000) a year - Nope
13.Loves shopping - Nope
14.Eats meat - Yes
15.Clean shaven - Yes
16.Smooth chest - Nope
17.Watches soaps - Nope
18.Enjoys watching football - Nope
19.Drives an Audi - Nope
20.Educated to degree level - Nope
21.Earns more than his other half - Nope
22.Jokes around and has a laugh - Yes
23.Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset - Yes
24.Says 'I love you' only when he means it - Yes
25.Admits it when he looks at other women - Yes
26.Has a driver's license - Nope
27.Can swim - Yes
28.Can ride a bike - Yes
29.Can change a tire - Nope
30.Calls mom regularly - Yes

Nineteen ain't bad I guess. But, really, this is stupid. Every girl has her own version of the perfect man.

 

[Xun]

Strange list, but here's where I match up:

6 feet tall
Toned and athletic
Brown eyes
Short dark hair
Smart dress sense (I guess so)
Beer drinker
Non-smoker
Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper
Gets ready in 17 minutes
Stylish
Wants a family
Earns £48,000 ($77,000) a year
Loves shopping
Eats meat
Clean shaven
Smooth chest
Watches soaps
Enjoys watching football
Drives an Audi
Educated to degree level
Earns more than his other half
Jokes around and has a laugh
Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset
Says 'I love you' only when he means it
Admits it when he looks at other women
Has a driver's license
Can swim
Can ride a bike
Can change a tire
Calls mom regularly

 

[Kinyou]

I can cry during movies

give me a call, ladies

 

[travisbickle]

I don't understand, these are really simple, down-to-earth expectations of a partner?

It's all 'do activities', 'have a personality', 'talk to your family', 'have some ambition' ....unless you're someone who sits in your dark, hovel-like apartment not talking to anyone, and only partaking in activities that don't need you go outside except to buy extra boxes of tissues, I don't see why you'd have a ..... oh wait?

 

[SamVimes]

6 feet tall
Toned and athletic (kinda, i can't put on weight tho)
Brown eyes
Short dark hair
Smart dress sense (is jeans and t-shirt considered smart?)
Beer drinker
Non-smoker
Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper
Gets ready in 17 minutes (if it doesn't count shower less)
Stylish
Wants a family
Earns $77,000a year
Loves shopping
Eats meat
Clean shaven
Smooth chest
Watches soaps Does Mad Men count? Otherwise that's a no.
Enjoys watching football
Drives an Audi
Educated to degree level University student, so give me time.
Earns more than his other half
Jokes around and has a laugh
Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset
Says 'I love you' only when he means it I never said it, so i guess
Admits it when he looks at other women
Has a driver's license
Can swim
Can ride a bike
Can change a tire
Calls mom regularly

 

[SeanR1221]

1.6 feet tall - nope
2.Toned and athletic - I lift regularly, but I wouldn't consider myself either.
3.Brown eyes - yup
4.Short dark hair - yup
5.Smart dress sense - yup
6.Beer drinker - yup
7.Non-smoker - yup
8.Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper - I wear vneck shirts...
9.Gets ready in 17 minutes - even less than that
10.Stylish - well if I have smart dress sense than...yup
11.Wants a family - one kid
12.Earns £48,000 ($77,000) a year - within the next 2-3 years
13.Loves shopping - I actually do. My fiancé and I frequently go.
14.Eats meat - every day
15.Clean shaven - nope
16.Smooth chest- yup
17.Watches soaps - hell no
18.Enjoys watching football - yup
19.Drives an Audi - I actually want an A6 as my next car
20.Educated to degree level - MS
21.Earns more than his other half - not yet.
22.Jokes around and has a laugh - all the time
23.Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset - yes
24.Says 'I love you' only when he means it - of course
25.Admits it when he looks at other women - no
26.Has a driver's license - since I was 16
27.Can swim - yes
28.Can ride a bike - bicycle yes, motorcycle no
29.Can change a tire - easy
30.Calls mom regularly - couple times a week

 

[ZombieFred]

25/30 is not too bad. That should keep me happy but 48k a year? Fucking hell.

 

[Sol..]

I don't even know what the fuck a v neck jumper is.

no wonder why i'm single.

 

[Frank Jaeger]

I'm not the man they want, but the man they deserve!

 

[Zissou]

That shit is incompatible. They want someone who watches soaps and is intelligent? Oxymoron

 

[SpeedingUptoStop]

Got 19 of them, only 2/3rds perfect.

 

[Herfstmonster]

1.6 feet tall: don't care
2.Toned and athletic: would be nice
3.Brown eyes: don't care
4.Short dark hair: don't like short hair
5.Smart dress sense: don't care
6.Beer drinker: dislike
7.Non-smoker: AGREE
8.Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper: really don't care
9.Gets ready in 17 minutes: don't care
10.Stylish: agree
11.Wants a family: in 10 years maybe
12.Earns £48,000 ($77,000) a year: don't care, as long as I don't have to worry about my food and 1 holiday a year
13.Loves shopping: don't care, got girl friends to go shopping with
14.Eats meat: disagree
15.Clean shaven: don't care
16.Smooth chest: okay
17.Watches soaps: disagree
18.Enjoys watching football: disagree
19.Drives an Audi: I dislike cars in general
20.Educated to degree level: agree
21.Earns more than his other half: don't care
22.Jokes around and has a laugh: okay
23.Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset: agree
24.Says 'I love you' only when he means it: okay
25.Admits it when he looks at other women: don't care
26.Has a driver's license: don't care
27.Can swim: hard to find people who can't swim in the Netherlands
28.Can ride a bike: see above, but yeah, agree
29.Can change a tire, that'd be useful, but don't really care
30.Calls mom regularly: disagree

I might be weird, but I really don't care about most of these..
Only 23 and 7 are important to me. I think having the same hobby's is really important, so you can do stuff you like together, but like I said, I'm probably totally weird.

 

[Jburton]

Can we start our own Survey: Meet 'The Perfect Woman" and her x qualities...?

Nope, it would be considered sexist

 

[Cubsfan23]

here's the real list


1. A man they have to chase, who believes 100% that women are always attracted to him, and doesn't care if he hooks up with a certain woman or not.

 

[yankeeforever2]

1.6 feet tall
2.Toned and athletic
3.Brown eyes
4.Short dark hair
5.Smart dress sense
6.Beer drinker
7.Non-smoker
8.Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper
9.Gets ready in 17 minutes Less
10.Stylish
11.Wants a family
12.Earns £48,000 ($77,000) a year(in a couple of year probably)
13.Loves shopping
14.Eats meat
15.Clean shaven
16.Smooth chest
17.Watches soaps
18.Enjoys watching football
19.Drives an Audi
20.Educated to degree level
21.Earns more than his other half
22. Jokes around and has a laugh
23.Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset
24.Says 'I love you' only when he means it
25.Admits it when he looks at other women
26.Has a driver's license
27.Can swim
28.Can ride a bike
29.Can change a tireUsually call AAA anyways
30.Calls mom regularly

22 out of 30

 

[danwarb]

What's wrong with blue eyes?

 

[bengraven]

Took me 9 before it described me. Usually takes me less than 17 minutes.




Edit: Watches soaps? Was this survey taken in a retirement community?

"calls mom"? Whoever wanted that in there wasn't talking about her man, but her son.

 

[KO Traveling Hobo]

How does one say "I love you" to the person they love without meaning it?

I think the point of that one is to not use "I love you" as an unthinking reflex response. They want the man to always give the phrase as much weight as he did the first time he used it.

 

[Oppo]

Nah this list is completely bogus. Here's the real list:

1. Tall
2. Can be "fixed"

There you go.

Frankly this MSN list resembles my two friends that have had their wives leave them for other "bad boys".

 

[noah111]

I seem to qualify the majority of stuff on that shitty list, but I honestly don't understand some of the things on there...

Also, I guarantee you some of these women don't really want 'the perfect man'. :|

 

[Mangotron]

I'm totally fucked in the looks department, blonde hair, blue eyes, 5' 8".

They'd never even bother to find out if I watch soaps!

 

[FUBAR McDangles]

I am really surprised so few people on here know how to change a tire. It really is not that hard.

I counted last night and I'm at something like 22/30 or so, IIRC.

 

[The Anti-Monitor]

Gotta love all the sages who know what we ACTUALLY like.

If GAF makes their own list, GirlGAF should do one too.