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[strafer]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uu2OM92DrI

Why can't summers be like this.

 

[Drencrom]

Oh yes, god mat will be förtärt.

Myself, i'll be going on a date.

Bah, humbug!

Spoiler

min date blev uppskjuten till nästa vecka...

Hopefully in the hospital. Mrs was acting strange this morning so it could be fredagsmys at BB

Woah, congrats

Do you know if it's a böy or a görl?

 

[jakershaker]

O_O GRATS!

Maybe I should livestream it on Gaf. The shock would be epic.

I know what to expect though, second one.

 

[KAOz]

Hopefully in the hospital. Mrs was acting strange this morning so it could be fredagsmys at BB

Grattis för i helvete!

 

[Corky]

How is everyone going to spendera theirs fredagsmys?

Crying in a co....

Crying in a corner.

Oh you, mind if I join?

Oooo :3 I could go on a date today as-well! Any takers?

Me! Mememmememe.

Hopefully in the hospital. Mrs was acting strange this morning so it could be fredagsmys at BB

Maybe I should livestream it on Gaf. The shock would be epic.

I know what to expect though, second one.

Grattis ! +1 for that live stream, we live in the HD-era for a reason.

Do you know if it's a böy or a görl?

It's a hen.

Spoiler

Sorry.... I'm sorry...

 

[jakershaker]

And it's a boy, checked it at the ultraljud. Already have one boy too so my life will take a turn for the hectic.

 

[KAOz]

And it's a boy, checked it at the ultraljud. Already have one boy too so my life will take a turn for the hectic.

How old is the first one?

Just make it easy, buy them shitloads of Lego. Like, SHITLOADS. Then lock them into a room and tell them they can't come out until every piece is used. Or eaten.

 

[Corky]

And it's a boy, checked it at the ultraljud. Already have one boy too so my life will take a turn for the hectic.

What will the age-difference be between the boys?

 

[jakershaker]

How old is the first one?

Just make it easy, buy them shitloads of Lego. Like, SHITLOADS. Then lock them into a room and tell them they can't come out until every piece is used. Or eaten.

What will the age-difference be between the boys?

First one isn't 2 years yet so it will be like 18-19 months age-difference. Mass-producing commenced -_-

Got them lots of Duplos and still have my old Lego stuff in the attic. When there were more pieces and you had to build everything, these days they have so much custom stuff. Ordinary bricks ftw.

 

[Drencrom]

Tvåbarnsfamilj huh? How does it feel to be the Swedish norm and being a contributor to our society?

 

[KAOz]

When there were more pieces and you had to build everything, these days they have so much custom stuff. Ordinary bricks ftw.

Dude, I love you. Those where the days. If one wanted Star Wars Lego, you had to build that shit yourself from ordinary bricks, and hope for the best.
None of that custom shit.

As it should be!

 

[jakershaker]

Tvåbarnsfamilj huh? How does it feel to be the Swedish norm and being a contributor to our society?

Feels good man, but I heard that it was Trebarnsfamilj that was the new standard. At least in the Stockholm area.

Other than that children are great but a handfull. Equal parts of joy and desperation Personal hobbies takes a hit too, don't have much time for gaming/drinking/reading/doing stuff. God bless the förskola!

 

[Yoshichan]

Will you show your new kid Episode 1-3 first or 4-6 first?

 

[waypoetic]

Tell us more.
Who? When? How? Why? Did she put up a fight?

Malin (love that name), tonight, because she likes me and i like her!

 

[aku:jiki]

Malin (love that name), tonight, because she likes me and i like her!

Ett av mina ex heter Malin och då måste det ju vara så att du ska träffa mitt ex. Hon rekommenderas för de flesta ändamål, även om hon har rätt dålig filmsmak och är skittråkig gällande analsex.

 

[Drencrom]

Ett av mina ex heter Malin och då måste det ju vara så att du ska träffa mitt ex. Hon rekommenderas för de flesta ändamål, även om hon har rätt dålig filmsmak och är skittråkig gällande analsex.

Det var mitt ex också i början.

 

[KAOz]

Malin (love that name), tonight, because she likes me and i like her!

So, what are you guys going to do? What constitutes as dating here in Sweden really? Don't think I've ever been on a proper date-date.

Ett av mina ex heter Malin och då måste det ju vara så att du ska träffa mitt ex. Hon rekommenderas för de flesta ändamål, även om hon har rätt dålig filmsmak och är skittråkig gällande analsex.

 

[strafer]

Wienerbread.

 

[Angry Fork]

What's the quickest way for a US citizen to become a Swedish citizen that doesn't involve marriage?

 

[olore]

Number two arriving in November so... twochildrenfamily FTMFW

 

[fanboi]

Fredagsmys?

With my 2 kids, Aladdin and chips och ostkrokar.

 

[strafer]

Fredagsmys?

With my 2 kids, Paradis and chips och ostkrokar.

Fixat.

 

[Corky]

Damn am I the only child-less swe-gaffer ? :[ now I feel left out...where can I acquire these kids? Steam?

 

[KAOz]

Damn am I the only child-less swe-gaffer ? :[ now I feel left out...where can I acquire these kids? Steam?

You can have mine.

Spoiler

I don't have kids. Well, except those from Fritids. I can sell them to you, but you need to buy in bulk.

 

[Corky]

You can have mine.

Spoiler

I don't have kids. Well, except those from Fritids. I can sell them to you, but you need to buy in bulk.

Can they perform manual labor? What am I thinking, of course they can... I meant are they in facket?

 

[fanboi]

Fixat.

Oh man... I whised it was so.

 

[Corky]

Oh man... I whised it was so.

Are you one of those lunatics that claim they can tell a difference between center and plopp rolls?

 

[Kenka]

KAOz, does your tag have anything to do with the Shortbus movie ?

 

[MasLegio]

What's the quickest way for a US citizen to become a Swedish citizen that doesn't involve marriage?

get a work that requires special skills and knowledge and then live in sweden for a couple of years (and dont do any crimes)

 

[Drencrom]

So many family men here...

Where do you find all of these willing mates to propagate with, guys?

 

[rezuth]

Are you one of those lunatics that claim they can tell a difference between center and plopp rolls?

They clearly have different taste.

 

[Jokab]

To break the stride of old family-men, I guess I'll stop by to say hi. I'm a 19-year-old guy from gôtteborg studying software engineering.

 

[strafer]

Are you one of those lunatics that claim they can tell a difference between center and plopp rolls?

I can easily tell the difference.

Plopp for life.

 

[Midas]

No kids here either. Won't get any either!

 

[Corky]

They clearly have different taste.

I can easily tell the difference.

Plopp for life.

To break the stride of old family-men, I guess I'll stop by to say hi. I'm a 19-year-old guy from gôtteborg studying software engineering.

Bäbis. Gaf should have a 25 age limit.

 

[Grassclipper]

Are you one of those lunatics that claim they can tell a difference between center and plopp rolls?

Considering center taste good and plopp does not it's pretty easy to tell the difference.

Oh and my fredag will be spent studying, if it goes well (doubt it) I may have some time over to hit the gym.

 

[aku:jiki]

Are you one of those lunatics that claim they can tell a difference between center and plopp rolls?

Plopp har aningen mildare, mjukare kola med tillhörande smak, det är lite mer bett i Center. Är ju helt solklart.

 

[Necromanti]

Center är sötare, så klart.

 

[waypoetic]

So, what are you guys going to do? What constitutes as dating here in Sweden really? Don't think I've ever been on a proper date-date.

At först it was tänkt that we were going for a few drinks and just hanging out on a fredagsmys type o' night, but early yesterday morgon she texted me and said/thought that we could hang out at my ställe and drink wine, hang out, play videogames and stuff here istället! I love how she thinks. So, i'm going to serve a well arranged ostbricka and stuff for us to nom nom on - and then i'll nom on her lips!

Damn am I the only child-less swe-gaffer ? :[ now I feel left out...where can I acquire these kids? Steam?

Nope, i don't have any and also i don't want any.

 

[Necromanti]

Nope, i don't have any and also i don't want any.

I don't have any, either. But that's because jag är den enda bögen i byn.

 

[waypoetic]

I don't have any, either. But that's because jag är den enda bögen i byn.

Well, an ensam bög is not a särskilt happy bög. Eller? I suggest you move to a bigger town and be a happy bög!

 

[Necromanti]

Well, an ensam bög is not a särskilt happy bög. Eller? I suggest you move to a bigger town and be a happy bög!

Sorry, bad Little Britain joke. Seattle är tydligen inte stort nog, ändå. :| *ledsenbögfays*
I wonder how many other svenskar don't live in Sverige längre.

 

[strafer]

all dat svengelska

 

[Drencrom]

I don't have any, either. But that's because jag är den enda bögen i byn.

protip: head to civilization.

all dat svengelska

svengelska får lajf brah

 

[Necromanti]

all dat svengelska

Hey, I personally hate it! Just following the thread's trend.

protip: head to civilization.

Jag måste tillbaka till hemlandet. ;_;

 

[Forsete]

To not be able to tell skillnaden between Plopp och Center is like not being able to tell the skillnad mellan Coca Cola och Pepsi. Aka you guys have no smaklökar!

What would the his majesty säga? :-(

 

[waypoetic]

all dat svengelska

Channel your inner Henrik Schyffert från Svenskt Näringsliv för tusan!

 

[Forsete]

Proffs på svengelska:

Fredrik Reinfeldt
Mona Sahlin
Taxi (från F&Fs program "de ska va brunsås!")
Percy Nilegård


Fyll på!

 

[Drencrom]

Where is this så kallade hemlandet, nekro?

 

[Necromanti]

Where is this så kallade hemlandet, nekro?

Sveariket! Men jag haven't lived there sen jag var sex years old. Min timeline: Sverige --> Mellanöstern --> USA! Jag känner mig inte svensk.