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[TakenByVultures]

This process is almost certainly a scam, there's a fairly famous thread on a diamond/jewelery forum discussing a similar company, LifeGem: http://www.pricescope.com/forum/laboratory-grown-diamonds-man-made-diamonds-mmd/memorial-diamonds-out-of-cremains-anyone-do-this-need-info-t87521.html

 

[dejay]

They should call him 'Neil Diamond'.

The thought of a Bond villain named Neil made me chuckle. Maybe he could wear a jumpsuit studded with death diamonds.

 

[Blackace]

I like the idea of becoming a tree

like the Pequeninos

it's Speaker for the Dead!!!!!

 

[RE lover]

This kind of reminds me of the plot of Tales of Symphonia

 

[Antiwhippy]

When I die I want to have my corpse left on a mountain top to be feasted on by vultures.

 

[God Dayumm]

Mine will come out blue because I'm a boron

 

[jimi_dini]

And they call it: "The ring of death"

Finally a gift for my ex.

 

[wildfire]

.

Bravo

 

[Buggy Loop]

Tales of symphonia? Yep...

 

[Sesha]

This sounds like a great idea for a story. "And now, young William, seize the ancestral sword that was forged from your great-great-great-grandfather's bones, and avenge your family!"

 

[bjork]

I would still like to be shot out of a cannon into the sea when I die.

 

[crazygambit]

I would still like to be shot out of a cannon into the sea when I die.

Hopefully cremated first? Otherwise the potential for unintended hilarity (or just total awfulness) is just too big.

 

[raindoc]

When I die I want to have my corpse left on a mountain top to be feasted on by vultures.

Tibetan Sky Burial (NSFW)

 

[Avixph]

So can this process produce a Philosopher's stone?

 

[bjork]

Hopefully cremated first? Otherwise the potential for unintended hilarity (or just total awfulness) is just too big.

No. I want to be chained up, with a cinder block tied to my feet and shot from a cannon. Put me in face down and headfirst, so that way when I hit the back half of the arc, I'm facing the shore and my arms are flailing around like I'm waving goodbye. Let fish eat me and tell people my skeleton belonged to a pirate.

 

[SigSig]

So can this process produce a Philosopher's stone?

You'd need a lot of grandparents.

 

[Avixph]

You'd need a lot of grandparents.

You can always buy other people's grandparents.

 

[Oppo]

Tibetan Sky Burial (NSFW)

Holy shit, not safe for life...

Anyways, yeah, these diamonds. They cost twice as much per carot as a regular diamond and you can't DNA test it.