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[Aeana]

The only Taco Bell I've ever seen in Japan was on a base.

Won't even bless the little people -_-

They've only just launched there last year. They have 4 stores (one in Shibuya, 3 in Minato).

 

[Freiya]

How in the hell have they not given the US those Doritos nachos?

This is the main one that stuck out to me as WTF. lol

 

[chrisPjelly]

"GODAMMIT!"

 

[Stinkles]

These all look fantastic except the pizza. But this is a neogaf taco bell thread therefore I am obliged to day something like:

I once nibbled the dry corner of a chalupa, and an hour later four hundred pounds of spongy feces ejected from my rectum like a flock of angry sparrows.

 

[The Argus]

How in the hell have they not given the US those Doritos nachos?

Probably holding out on a big event like the Super Bowl to announce it and milk it for 2 months as a promo as they pull metrics for whether it's a permanent item or not.

I walk by a Taco Bell every day during my commute. Every month there seems to be a special, this month seems to be a cheese burrito inside another burrito. Euh, I've always found Taco Bell food to taste all the same with varying texture. Guess this one is doubling down on soft with soggy chips.

 

[TAJ]

These all look fantastic except the pizza.

Yep.
US Taco Bell has some splainin' to do.

 

[zswordsman]

That's not a fucking gordita! But it still looks oddly good :v lol

 

[RS4-]

Wow, the Kimchi one, and the BBQ pork. Good lord.

 

[Jeffrey]

am i crazy or those kimichi quesadillas look huge, or that person's hands are tiny.

I don't recall US quesadillas being that big.

 

[Aselith]

I want that Tikka Masala!

 

[Log4Girlz]

am i crazy or those kimichi quesadillas look huge, or that person's hands are tiny.

I don't recall US quesadillas being that big.

I think that's Trump during his hand modeling stint

 

[Rocketz]

UK gets BBQ pork quesadilla?

WTF Taco Bell. Why is this not in the US?

 

[Red]

Kimchi quesadilla and masala burrito are the things dreams are made of.

 

[geomon]

Oh this is bullshit! Why the fuck don't we have that Taquito Lupita? As a Spanish descendant, I demand it!

 

[TaterTots]

No way in hell I'm trusting shrimp from Taco Bell.

How does the U.S. not have the Dorito nachos? People love their Dorito items here.

 

[Ledbetter]

I hate that there is no Taco Bell in Mexico because people would go like "But that's not a real taco!"... that's not the fucking point.

 

[Hip Hop]

I hate that there is no Taco Bell in Mexico because people would go like "But that's not a real taco!"... that's not the fucking point.

LMAO, they actually did do that. Had no idea they weren't in Mexico:

Taco Bell has attempted to enter the Mexican market twice. After a highly publicised launch in Mexico City in 1992, all the restaurants were closed two years later. In September 2007, Taco Bell returned to Monterrey, projecting an American image with an Americanized menu that included french fries, but it closed in January 2010 due to low patronage

 

[Kid Heart]

I really want a Banurrito now. ;_;

 

[Super_Cobra]

They're literally butchering Mexican food. Sad thing is that these people probably think this is real Mexican food.

 

[Syriel]

- Beer + Taco (Spain, Korea, Japan, United Kingdom, India)

We have this in SF.

 

[LiK]

i bet you they all taste exactly the same.

 

[Saganator]

What about regional US items? Here in Colorado you can ask for green burrito and you'll get a burrito with their verde sauce (green chili sauce). I went to California not long ago and I asked for a green burrito, they had no clue what I was talking about.

 

[Stinkles]

i bet you they all taste exactly the same.

Not as much as subway which somehow managed to make tuna salad taste like turkey and swiss

 

[SocksAndShoes]

- Chicken Tikka Masala Burrito (India)

 

[Laekon]

I noticed a lot of pics have fries. I don't go to Taco Bell, do they have fries in the US?

 

[Log4Girlz]

Not as much as subway which somehow managed to make tuna salad taste like turkey and swiss

That's not really surprising, I mean, it's all just molecules Stinkles.

 

[SgtCobra]

Having no Taco Bell (The Netherlands)

 

[Log4Girlz]

Having no Taco Bell (The Netherlands)

No need to brag

 

[inner-G]

French fries @ Taco Bell, WTF?

Didn't the US used to have Taco Pizzas back in the 90's? (They were gross)

I think we had those tacos locos for a while too

 

[Delio]

Shrimp burrito looks good

 

[Jabo]

I hate you OP the closest Taco Bell is an hour away from me by train (Shibuya)

 

[Hip Hop]

this looks godly by the way

 

[Lexxism]

Loaded fries is fries supreme in Canada. We have the doritos locos nachos too.

 

[krae_man]

Fries supremee is delicious.

 

[Massive Duck. C.M.]

They've only just launched there last year. They have 4 stores (one in Shibuya, 3 in Minato).

Ah, I'm in Kyoto. Guess I know what I'm doing next month lol

 

[Blablurn]

this thread

damn

 

[World SkiFree]

TACO BELL WORLD TOUR

LETS DO THIS?!

I love Taco Bell threads on GAF, mostly because of Vince McMahon's enthusiastic posts. You introduced me to adding volcano sauce to regular menu items and that changed EVERYTHING! I applaud your advocacy.

I just want volcano sauce year round. Is that too much to ask

Sigh. Agreed.

Time to renew my passport.

Freeman .jpg, *checks box* Thread is right on schedule.

 

[Hello? This is Hailun!]

It used to AGES ago. Disappeared sometime in the late 90's.

Nope.

Still here.

 

[FallingEdge]

JOIN THE TRIP

let's go on that magic carpet ride

 

[King Gilga]

Spain wins easily I guess. Never saw one when I was there though.

UK stays winning.

Except for the fact that the only locations here are in god knows where fucksvilles.

Also when I went to the lakeside one once I didn't see the Chocomarsh, also I had to pronounce quesadilla as spelt because otherwise cashier lady had no idea what the fuck I was saying.

The chocodilla was good though.

I'm also surprised they don't have the tikka masala one, considering, sounds great.

 

[Walter White Walker]

The Chicken Tikka Masala Burrito, Kimchi Quesadilla, Shrimp and Avocado Burrito, and BBQ Pork Quesadilla all look great.

 

[Nordicus]

I hate this. I ate an hour ago and then this thread happens and I'm hungry again.

I want to try everything

 

[frankie_baby]

I do so want to try taco bell but as already mentioned there's barely any in the UK and literally none anywhere I can ever really get to, why the hell won't they open one in Birmingham, that pork quesadilla looks so nice

 

[Enter the Dragon Punch]

Can I ask something? It's been on my mind for a while re: Taco Bell and NeoGAF.

...Why do so many people here get stomach problems from Taco Bell? It isn't spicy, it isn't made of different ingredients from what you'd find at, say, McDonalds.

 

[xkramz]

i dont get it. that dominican republic dish, looks very typical...something that u would see on any mexican restaurant lol. so TB plz bring that to the us

 

[depths20XX]

They're literally butchering Mexican food. Sad thing is that these people probably think this is real Mexican food.

Lol someone always has to post this. I'm sure Mexican food is proud that you've educated the plebs.

 

[Nor501]

Usually I try not to look at this kind of thing because I know I'll never have them but damn those dessert ones look great. I'd try these in an instant if I got the chance.

 

[FTF]

- Chicken Tikka Masala Burrito (India)

Dear God...

 

[AGITΩ]

Im so mad, i want all of that. All of it.

 

[Kickz]

No fries anywhere in the US.

Probaby the same fries that KFC has considering they're owned by the same company