RagnarokIV
Battlebus imprisoning me \m/ >.< \m/
What the fuck stupid country is the UK?
I bought a house and moved in but we have a shitty “smack head lecky” meter.
This means to have electric, you take some fucken wooly woofter USB style key to your local store that’s crawling with the scum of the earth and ask for an electric top-up. A terrible routine.
-navigate through crack addicts, the stench of weed and 12 year old gangsters (who kit themselves out in waterproof winter clothing regardless of the season)
-enter the store
at this point the store assistant is usually shouting “oh ya fucken kunt you avn’t paid for that!” As an upstanding member of the community runs out of the store with a bottle of white label budget wine.
“What can I for you love?” She says.
“Give us a tennuh on me smack ‘Ed lecky please love. And a bag on M&Ms while you’re at it darling”
Then they try to extract trivial gossip from you.
“You been livin here long? Ain’t seen you before hun?”
-“No, I have ball bag cancer and will die soon so I can’t gossip”
Anyway you get home, plug in your USB stick and you get some electric.
AS YOU CAN IMAGINE - I don’t like this.
So I request to switch to traditional electric where you pay monthly.
In between this I DROPPED $€£1400 reddies of a 42inch ROG OLED monitor.
the technician arrived this morning and installed my new electric system.
“Electric needs to be cut off for about 30 minutes mate, that alright?”
In the meantime I’m working on renovating the house.
30 mins later, his work is done and the electric comes back on. He’s leaving
“Nice one Rodney, oi oi”
I carry on working for the rest of the day.
I just finished and wanted to play some games - oh my PS5 is on standby?? Ahh yes because the power came back to it.
Turn on my FUCKEN MONITOR HAS BURN IN OF MY FUCKEN PS5 HOME WCREEN YOU STUPID KUNT I AM FUCKEN GOING MAD
THE FUCKEN THING MUST HAVE BEEN ON FOR HOURS WHILE I WAS WOLRING
I bought a house and moved in but we have a shitty “smack head lecky” meter.
This means to have electric, you take some fucken wooly woofter USB style key to your local store that’s crawling with the scum of the earth and ask for an electric top-up. A terrible routine.
-navigate through crack addicts, the stench of weed and 12 year old gangsters (who kit themselves out in waterproof winter clothing regardless of the season)
-enter the store
at this point the store assistant is usually shouting “oh ya fucken kunt you avn’t paid for that!” As an upstanding member of the community runs out of the store with a bottle of white label budget wine.
“What can I for you love?” She says.
“Give us a tennuh on me smack ‘Ed lecky please love. And a bag on M&Ms while you’re at it darling”
Then they try to extract trivial gossip from you.
“You been livin here long? Ain’t seen you before hun?”
-“No, I have ball bag cancer and will die soon so I can’t gossip”
Anyway you get home, plug in your USB stick and you get some electric.
AS YOU CAN IMAGINE - I don’t like this.
So I request to switch to traditional electric where you pay monthly.
In between this I DROPPED $€£1400 reddies of a 42inch ROG OLED monitor.
the technician arrived this morning and installed my new electric system.
“Electric needs to be cut off for about 30 minutes mate, that alright?”
In the meantime I’m working on renovating the house.
30 mins later, his work is done and the electric comes back on. He’s leaving
“Nice one Rodney, oi oi”
I carry on working for the rest of the day.
I just finished and wanted to play some games - oh my PS5 is on standby?? Ahh yes because the power came back to it.
Turn on my FUCKEN MONITOR HAS BURN IN OF MY FUCKEN PS5 HOME WCREEN YOU STUPID KUNT I AM FUCKEN GOING MAD
THE FUCKEN THING MUST HAVE BEEN ON FOR HOURS WHILE I WAS WOLRING