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bishoptl · Feb 25, 2005

Seriously. And I'm one of 'em.

Why in blue blazes did I go through all that pain to get inked up when I could have hit these guys up instead?

We had used this technique in just one or two films and everybody loved them so much that I said, screw the film industry, lets move into the fashion business. read more about Christien Tinsley and Tinsley Transfers in Highrise magazine.

"AzN PrYDe!"

Girl, let me lick you up and down 'til you say "STOP!" Damn!

Lester here is "keeping it real" for all his homies locked down for jaywalking tickets. Stay strong, brothas.

You can be ink-free at your corporate "Casual Fridays", and hours later be getting down at the Viper Room with some hot drunk skank who "luuurrrrrrves your tats, babyeee.....wanna fuck?"

LOOK OUT TANYA, HERE COMES TROUBLE

olimario · Feb 25, 2005

The sleeve ending should be covered with a HARDCORE BRACELET!

Guzim · Feb 25, 2005

Don't say that to Batista!

AntoneM · Feb 25, 2005

explaining a real tatoo to your kids would be easy, explaining these to them, well that's a little trickier.

robochimp · Feb 25, 2005

Megafoo Chavez · Feb 25, 2005

they are. I was real depressed and was obsessed with Oakley once. I got a huge pair of Oakley sunglasses tattooed on my back with the words OAKLEY underneath them.

shuri · Feb 25, 2005

Girls with tatoo are such a huge turn off.

bishoptl · Feb 25, 2005

I wholeheartedly disagree.

*hugs Bif Naked poster*

Megafoo Chavez said:
they are. I was real depressed and was obsessed with Oakley once. I got a huge pair of Oakley sunglasses tattooed on my back with the words OAKLEY underneath them.

DUBBAYU TEE EFF

Kon Tiki · Feb 25, 2005

I saw that skank on G4 showing that off a couple months ago. If only they made a tattooed shirt and a muscle shirt in one.

Ramirez · Feb 25, 2005

:lol

I'm dieing over the Oakley comment :lol :lol

Keyser Soze · Feb 25, 2005

Naked Shuriken said:
Girls with tatoo are such a huge turn off.

Not 100% true, something on the lower back, shoulder blade or ankle can be ok if done right. Once girls avoid tats in other areas especially ON THE ARM everything is ok with me!!!! Coloured tattoos are a turn off in any place though; just plain black can be ok BUT NOT ON THE ARM!!!!

Ps: I dated a girl once and then found out (At the worst possible time) she had three MULTICOLORED TATTOTS ON HER ARM!!! That was a bad night. She had such a cute face and body but my god here arm was like a TV Test Screen

border · Feb 25, 2005

Tatoos on women almost always make them look dumb and skanky. Of course "dumb and skanky" is attractive at times too.

Many people, even the rich and famous, agree with me:

http://s10.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=3SYSTTTZYHDVF1BQVHYEO32K2Y

whytemyke · Feb 25, 2005

Tatoos on women almost always make them look dumb and skanky. Of course "dumb and skanky" is attractive at times too

Meh... I think the ones right below the waistline are semi hot, as long as they're done properly. But these ones girls get at the bottom of their backs now are so cliche that I want to slap them.

carpal · Feb 25, 2005

Good ink is hot on an attractive girl. Too bad it's hardly ever good.

FortNinety · Feb 25, 2005

Once again, I really wish I had become a laser removal surgeon. All those dumb girls with the worst tatoos are really gonna regret their choice in 20 years. The demand will be insane.

Schmo Florez · Feb 25, 2005

God those sleeves are stupidity!

A good girly tat on a chick is the tits!

kumanoki · Feb 25, 2005

Soccer moms with stretched dolphins, fairies with drooping butterfly wings, an horribly out-of-shape Disney characters, smiling from rolls of fat like idiotic silly putty copies.

*SHUDDER*

AntoneM · Feb 25, 2005

FortNinety said:
Once again, I really wish I had become a laser removal surgeon. All those dumb girls with the worst tatoos are really gonna regret their choice in 20 years. The demand will be insane.

whose stopping you, you've got 20 years

Pimpwerx · Feb 25, 2005

Megafoo Chavez said:
they are. I was real depressed and was obsessed with Oakley once. I got a huge pair of Oakley sunglasses tattooed on my back with the words OAKLEY underneath them.

:lol :lol :lol

WTF were you thinking? I can understand the sunglasses...barely. But the company name too? That's fucking nuts. :lol PEACE.

WasabiKing · Feb 25, 2005

Naked Shuriken said:
Girls with tatoo are such a huge turn off.

OMG, YOU'VE GOT A BUTTERFLY IN YOUR WICKED GARDEN! GET OUT OF MY BED!

calder · Feb 25, 2005

I couldn't date this one girl who had a big tat on her back. Cute, really fun, liked naughty sex and binge drinking as much as I did, but the giant and incredibly tacky GOTHIC CROSS on her left shoulderblade just killed me. She had a few other smaller ones but every time I got a glimpse of the ornate cross on her back I had to bite back laughter. It was like 8 inches tall and probably 4 across, the very definition of a terrible tattoo a drunken 18 year old would get - she never mentioned it (even when showing off her other 2 tats), and always tried to cover it as much as she could and.

A lot like that except all black and with more detail in teh cross. Yech. Wasn't crazy about her pierced nose (it was the early 90's but still) either, but damn was she fun to party with. Ah to be 21 again.

Gek54 · Feb 25, 2005

talking head · Feb 25, 2005

robochimp said:

that's not slim goodbody is it??? i haven't seen that guy since like grade 3!

Schmo Florez · Feb 25, 2005

Girls with tats +1

Defensor · Feb 25, 2005

Those tatoo shirts look lame. Nice pics too Schmo ;-)

Blackace · Feb 25, 2005

Flesh colored shirts don't match my flesh... *cries*

How could they think there was no market in these for the brothers :lol

AssMan · Feb 25, 2005

My mom thinks that people who have or get tatoos are low class people. :lol

SyNapSe · Feb 25, 2005

Megafoo Chavez said:
they are. I was real depressed and was obsessed with Oakley once. I got a huge pair of Oakley sunglasses tattooed on my back with the words OAKLEY underneath them.

WTF? :lol

belgurdo · Feb 25, 2005

related thought: I want to kill every girl that gets a nautical star, butterfly, heart, or tribal thing stamped onto the small of their lower back. THE FLATTEST, MOST FEATURELESS PART OF YOUR BODY=NOT SEXY. Plus they all regret getting them once the next body art fad pops up

dem · Feb 25, 2005

I'll wait for this model

they are. I was real depressed and was obsessed with Oakley once. I got a huge pair of Oakley sunglasses tattooed on my back with the words OAKLEY underneath them.

:lol :lol :lol
You need to take a picture.

Boomer · Feb 25, 2005

belgurdo said:
related thought: I want to kill every girl that gets a nautical star, butterfly, heart, or tribal thing stamped onto the small of their lower back. THE FLATTEST, MOST FEATURELESS PART OF YOUR BODY=NOT SEXY. Plus they all regret getting them once the next body art fad pops up

WTF? Small of the back is damn sexy. Why do you think its so fun to pull out and nut all over it?

MrPing1000 · Feb 25, 2005

Tattoos are for dumbasses

This is true, to make u a fucktard u need to get a tattoo thats some tribal symbol or writing u cannot understand

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