GuitarAtomik
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Women with bad tattoos look trashy, but women with decent to good tattoos are extra hot. That is all.
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All Tattooed Women are Whores (my new favorite blog)
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It's not my fault GAF is so backwards it doesn't have sarcasm tags
I'm building a giant flying tattooed (with Russian literature) fedora to leave this planet as we speak
Cow Mengde
Banned
This has to be satire!!!
Tesseract
Banned
punch the keys for god's sake! yes! yes! you're the man now timedog!
you should post this in the blitzer thread for laughs and supreme superiority.
A lady in the streets, a freak in the sheets. C'mon now son.
Also, don't care much for tattoos. Sometimes they're hot sometimes they're not. Most often I don't like them, but that's just an aesthetic thing. Don't really give a fuck whether somebody has one or not.
Featheredkitten
Banned
When are we truly going to evolve as a global society, reach the pinnacle of human society, and invent a sarcasm font?
NotTheGuyYouKill
Member
We already have it. It's called italics.
There are ad hod sarcasm makers. None use them.
Featheredkitten
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Not universally, people use italics to mean other things, like emphasis. I'm imagining a third thing, like...i don't know, sharper letters? Can't we get bold, italics, underline, and sarcasm? Is that too much to ask?
comic sans?
SolidSnakex
Member
I refuse to believe someone actually thinks this.
Satire...please?
I have an affinity for women with tattoos... I can't help it.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=35662946&postcount=622
Featheredkitten
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KO Traveling Hobo
Member
I wonder how he feels about men with tattoos.
Holy shit...wow. What a bunch of assholes.
RiccochetJ
Gold Member
God that's depressing to read.
How sad.
ZombieSupaStar
Member
apnea went waaaaay overboard with the tats.
Holy shit.
I know lunchbox is a joke poster, but the rest of them? That's really pathetic.
sonikokaruto
Banned
i hate name tatoos. on anyone.
you're not an object to be labeled.
you're not an object to be labeled.
Why? People often get deceased loved ones names tatted on themselves.
I know it's a complicated formula.
sonikokaruto
Banned
i don't know, i just do. Even if they put Jesus, it's just not cool.
Colonel Mustard
Banned
I just read some of this guy's blog posts.
The fuck is wrong with him?
The fuck is wrong with him?
Featheredkitten
Banned
Well yea, I don't think anyone is going to say a hot person with a crap tattoo improves their appearance....
One of the reasons I'm getting a huge cover up done on my back. Five sessions done. Woo.
Conciliator
Banned
Oh god.
This is so gross it actually made me nauseous.
GuitarAtomik
Member
That is the gist.
EDIT: The only complication to that is everyone has their own threshold for what is and isn't an ok tattoo. For some people that means any tattoo and that's fine. For me though, a good tattoo can make a hot girl hotter. Tastes. We all have them.
Vermillion
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Femmeworth
Banned
Opiate shouldn't have been included in that post. His position was reasonable.
Canadian Psycho
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The Brothers Karamazov and Crime and Punishment are great!
Everdred
Member
Ludacris lyrics... C'mon son.
XANDER CAGE
Member
Well he certainly acts like he's from the 19th century.
lol.
I know Doctors, Dentists, Nurses, etc.. with tattoos. I don't see the problem with "long term" thinking when people are plenty successful with them. Just an old-fashioned mentality, I guess, tats are becoming much more widely accepted socially and in business.
GuitarAtomik
Member
Mmmm. I get where he's coming from but no. Not really.
Anton Sugar
Member
Determining that someone lacks long-term thinking because of a tattoo=unreasonable, and really no basis for it. Tattoos get ugly when you grow elderly? Generally, so do people.
It's really a shame society doesn't accept tattoos, at least professionally. There is no basis for it.
Vermillion
Banned
To a degree it does. One of my best friends from HS has a father who's a tattoo artist. Many people get whatever they think looks cool at the time. Obviously, something more meaningful is excluded, but yeah, lots of people go with the cool thing at the time and they end up regretting it later.
Now you have two things that are getting ugly, one just being a blemish that's expensive to remove, and that you would likely look better without at that point.
Femmeworth
Banned
That is not what he said. Suggests != displays.
GuitarAtomik
Member
That is a specific situation. Getting a bad tattoo with no thought towards it shows a lack of long term thinking (surprise surprise!). Judging all tattoos that way (ie the way that comment does) is unfair.
That is mighty presumptive of the person though isn't it?
I'm not a fan of tattoos on either sex, and I've never understood the idea of "meaningful" tattoos.
Of course, everyone has their own standard for when an event in their life is considered meaningful enough to warrant a permanent place on their body, but I think it's getting a bit ridiculous. When people get tattoos ostensibly for relatively minor events, it starts to feel like just an excuse. They wanted a tattoo, but didn't want to be seen as jumping on the band wagon, so had to come up with a reason, flimsy or not.
Maybe I just don't understand the need to emblazon your life story on your body. Are you going to forget key moments of your life without an inked reminder? By the time you're old enough that you can't remember your own life, your tattoos will be wrinkled and indecipherable.
Of course, everyone has their own standard for when an event in their life is considered meaningful enough to warrant a permanent place on their body, but I think it's getting a bit ridiculous. When people get tattoos ostensibly for relatively minor events, it starts to feel like just an excuse. They wanted a tattoo, but didn't want to be seen as jumping on the band wagon, so had to come up with a reason, flimsy or not.
Maybe I just don't understand the need to emblazon your life story on your body. Are you going to forget key moments of your life without an inked reminder? By the time you're old enough that you can't remember your own life, your tattoos will be wrinkled and indecipherable.
Yet an "agape" tramp stamp or belly tatt
gives a completely different meaning
I admit I laughed way too hard at this.
Riposte
Member
I think tattoos are quite ugly most of the time (it is only the really eye-catching, non-tacky ones that seem worthwhile - particularly on people who are not trying to be "typically attractive", e.g. hard-ass Yakuza bosses with fancy full body tattoos) and I mainly dislike the "lower back" kind. Even putting aside the nagging negative image you'd have to put up with going that route, why get a tattoo in a place you can't possibly see without a mirror? That's pretty judgmental of me I guess. It is just all so tacky. Like, frat-boy tacky.
Maybe a little too reasonable.
Maybe a little too reasonable.
OrlanisWorks
Banned
Some people get tattoos like people posting on a forum. Can be really shitty and will be shitty about 80-90% of the time.
My parents have tattoos. I believe they are all fucking awesome. But they think about them for months, even years, before getting them. That's good tattoo edicate. Still, some people get shit tattoos, just like some people buy a Pollick painting for more than $20. Real life people.
My parents have tattoos. I believe they are all fucking awesome. But they think about them for months, even years, before getting them. That's good tattoo edicate. Still, some people get shit tattoos, just like some people buy a Pollick painting for more than $20. Real life people.
Terrible, those posts are Okcupid meme-worthy.
Anton Sugar
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