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[Hot Coldman]

This guy is a misogynist.

99% of tattoos are terrible looking. On males and females.

Co-fucking-signed.

People are entitled to get a tattoo and I won't give them shit about it, but god damn do they look pretty naff

 

[out0v0rder]

This blog is lame. Tattoos are lame too.

 

[Madness]

Started to get? All of those have been around for thousands of years.

I never used to go either way with tattoos, but my fiance has a handful and now I love them.

Well I never used to see so many people with colored dragons, random flowers, Japanese fish and team logos and all sorts of stuff on legs, arms, neck, face etc. Maybe it's more mainstream now?

Just random stuff all over on ankles, legs, knuckles etc. Been going to the beach since I was a kid, definitely increased tenfold since then.

I don't know, I can't stand them. I'm sorry, call me superficial, but it's an instant turn off.

 

[Stumpokapow]

Figures someone who likes Russian lit would be a nutcase.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Dont really like tattoos on women but that crazy to think.

 

[marrec]

One of the guys who comments on his blog is called 'Erudite Knight'.

That's amazing.

 

[wenis]

Figures someone who likes Russian lit would be a nutcase.

They get too deep into it and start living that life. Some people just can't handle it and crack up.

 

[Aesius]

I think solid black abstract tattoos are kinda awesome. But full color tattoos of "things" look like total shit.

 

[MartyStu]

Figures someone who likes Russian lit would be a nutcase.

Take it back.

 

[FunkyMunkey]

It's kinda lame that tattoos have to be "meaningful" to be taken seriously and accepted.

Agreed. Although I think the problem is that some people take them too seriously when they don't agree with them. It's the equivalent of shitting on someone because they don't want tattoos themselves. Either way is stupid.

You don't prefer tattoos on people you're attracted to? Cool beans. Some people do.

 

[gblues]

My 51-year old mother-in-law just got a foot tattoo. She's the co-pastor of a small conservative church. Definitely not a whore.

 

[Everdred]

My 51-year old mother-in-law just got a foot tattoo. She's the co-pastor of a small conservative church. Definitely not a whore.

Spoiler

She's a whore.

 

[RiccochetJ]

Love tattoos on people if they're well done.

Doesn't mean anything to me other than they decided to get inked and hopefully they thought long and hard about what they wanted to get and will still be happy with it when they're 60.

 

[captmorgan]

In my experience I have found people with tattoos to be far more interesting then people without. I find tats on a women hot. I generally find women without to be dull and kinda plain looking.
Tattoos are also an excellent ice breaker I can get most girls with tats naked in a few minutes while they show me their art.

 

[Menelaus]

My 51-year old mother-in-law just got a foot tattoo. She's the co-pastor of a small conservative church. Definitely not a whore.

 

[RobotMafia]

Tattoos are pretty cool unless really overdone. Also can people stop getting tattoos on the back of their legs? It looks fucking horrible on EVERYONE. So, so bad.

 

[Horse Detective]

Fedora logic strikes again.

What a cringe filled read.

 

[Ryaaan14]

Can't wait until my girlfriend reads this thr...

Oh.

 

[Etrian Oddity]

I came into this thread expecting pics of lustful-looking tattooed women.

I was disappoint.

 

[Axiom]

I'm pretty sure I'll never get a tattoo myself, but I've always quite liked tattoos on women, and even if I didn't, he's an asshole.


It's a matter of taste and someone's choice, and this sounds more akin to John Byrne getting mad at Jessica Alba for having blonde hair.

 

[AuthenticM]

Tattoos on women are hot.

This asshole can go fuck himself.

 

[andymcc]

this one is almost as good.

Christian men, like all men, have near-insatiable sexual drives.
These drives are best loosed in the productive confines of a biblical marriage
When biblical spouses cannot be found, men react in 4 ways
They have meaningless sexual flings
They use porn
They marry nonbiblical women and put themselves at risk
They attempt celibacy and intermittently fall into one of the above three behaviors
Ergo there are no moral responses to a dearth of marriageable Christian women. In this instance we must choose the least immoral response or the greatest good.

yeesh

 

[Plywood]

Outside of the claim of this piece I would just like to state: shoutouts to Suicidegirls.

 

[Dead Man]

LOL, what a wanker. All his entries are a bit bizarre.

 

[Horse Detective]

Outside of the claim of this piece I would just like to state: shoutouts to Suicidegirls.

Oh you wonderful man

That sounds like a paraphrased take on Gaf Mod Opiate's post on girl's with tattoos that I remember reading. I'll see if I can find it.

I would like to read this.

 

[bean breath]

That sounds like a paraphrased take on Gaf Mod Opiate's post on girl's with tattoos that I remember reading. I'll see if I can find it.

 

[shira]

OMG I'm dying, Pinterest why

"agape means unconditional love in Greek. South Side Tattoo in Howell, NJ."

Yet an "agape" tramp stamp or belly tatt

gives a completely different meaning

 

[Bleepey]

This guy reminds me of Maddox and i am not gonna lie, he made me chuckle quite frequently. I am not crazy about tattoos so i suppose i kinda agree with him even though i don't think a girl having a tattoo automatically means she'll fuck anyone and everyone.

 

[Switters]

LOL. my girl have 28 tattoos. We are fucking constant. (I wera condon) THIS GUY... Pfft

 

[carlo6529]

My 51-year old mother-in-law just got a foot tattoo. She's the co-pastor of a small conservative church. Definitely not a whore.

Church lovers are the biggest freaks of them all.

 

[jambo]

I've been reading through some of his other entries and this guy is a fucking whacko.

He has a few entries where he goes through individual females from the military and shits on them and their awards/achievements. In one case he showed a picture of a female soldier who carried a wounded male soldier to safety across a compound and then said that judging by the picture she wouldn't even be able to carry his year 8 school backpack...

Apparently this small woman fireman hauled a 200 pound man and his gear “across a compound.” This woman’s lies become humorous when you get a good look and consider whether she could actually haul a grown man, his equipment, and her equipment 20 feet.

She looks like she would have problems hefting my high school backpack from 8 years ago. I’ll have to chalk her fantasies about manly strength up to a Napoleon complex.

Holy fucking shit.

 

[bean breath]

I would like to read this.

I guess it's quite a stretch, lol.

Here's the thread:

Are tattoos attractive? Answer: Nope

He has a bunch of posts that I guess I remember as one jumbo post but here's something:

You really didn't -- I didn't want to go over the same ground again, but I suppose I will: I had already stated twice that it suggests a lack of long term thinking skills, not that it is absolute proof of it. I still feel that most tattoos are indeed poor long term decisions, but I agree some are not and I have been open to that possibility since I first posted (And stated that it "suggests" a lack of planning).

Most choices, in and of themselves, fit this description. Very few things are 100% good ideas, or 100% bad ideas; context and situation and approach all matter significantly. But in general having a shake for dinner is a bad idea and you shouldn't do it. To continue the example I used with Plywood.

All of this assumes, again, that you think long term thinking is actually valuable, which some people do not.

 

[Brobzoid]

Figures someone who likes Russian lit would be a nutcase.

Surely the ink of all your harlot tattoos have seeped in and infected your mind. Karamazov is a lovely book.


>:c

 

[Acorn]

Screw this guy. And Internet please don't let him get rich off this.

Please! Starve him of attention.

 

[Salsa]

wait what

I like tattoos but why emma

that's just bad


edit: oh it's fake

 

[Horse Detective]

If that's real, I don't mind it.

Nice.

 

[Procarbine]

I don't like tattoos at all on anyone, but this guy is something else.

 

[Devolution]

I pity heterosexual males who work against their own interests.

 

[andymcc]

I pity heterosexual males who work against their own interests.

this demonstrates your point most succinctly.

 

[Lich_King]

Don't listen to this guy, if you have a tattoo, you're strong, independent and don't conform to societal pressure.
But if you have a fedora, you're worthless pathetic neckbeard virgin, nobody wants to see you, go kill yourself lolol, right?

Disclaimer: I have neither

Figures someone who likes Russian lit would be a nutcase.

Let's combat misogyny by hating Russians and their culture! They invented writing something longer than twits to oppress women!

 

[User 100115]

I've been reading through some of his other entries and this guy is a fucking whacko.

He has a few entries where he goes through individual females from the military and shits on them and their awards/achievements. In one case he showed a picture of a female soldier who carried a wounded male soldier to safety across a compound and then said that judging by the picture she wouldn't even be able to carry his year 8 school backpack...



Holy fucking shit.

Oh, so he's just a misogynist. Good to know.

Edit: Make that crazy religious misogynist.

 

[Featheredkitten]

I have seven tattoos, and while many people may not agree that they make me look hotter, I'm certainly not a whore for having them. I'm not diseased simply because I have tattoos! This blog post is messed up, and I'm honestly quite upset.

>.>

...Mainly because his blog has way more likes and comments then the one I run on water awareness.

this one is almost as good.



yeesh

Now he's trying to take my porn? IS NOTHING SACRED?!


Edit:

Don't listen to this guy, if you have a tattoo, you're strong, independent and don't conform to societal pressure.
But if you have a fedora, you're worthless pathetic neckbeard virgin, nobody wants to see you, go kill yourself lolol, right?

Disclaimer: I have neither

Let's combat misogyny by hating Russians and their culture! They invented writing something longer than twits to oppress women!

I'm hoping what you need here is a sarcasm font.

 

[ClassyPenguin]

Don't listen to this guy, if you have a tattoo, you're strong, independent and don't conform to societal pressure.
But if you have a fedora, you're worthless pathetic neckbeard virgin, nobody wants to see you, go kill yourself lolol, right?

Disclaimer: I have neither



Let's combat misogyny by hating Russians and their culture! They invented writing something longer than twits to oppress women!

Yo, I dig your blog.



(that was my best blame space imitation)

 

[fannybandit]

Literally just had a dream of myself covered in tattoos, weird coincidence. It's kinda lame that tattoos have to be "meaningful" to be taken seriously and accepted.

yeah, i was considering getting a 31 on my hand. there's no need to ink yourself with some profound quote of the meaning of life just so that people would think you're "deep".

 

[Mauricio_Magus]

Pathetic blog, don't give him clicks.

 

[andymcc]

Disclaimer: I have neither

are you sure? for someone without a fedora that post sure did display lots of fedora-logic.

 

[Devolution]

Welp. I'm a whore. This guy is obviously an expert on the subject. I wonder how his field studies went.

To this kind of dude any free thinking woman is.

 

[squidyj]

The world could use more "sluts" more "whores" and less of this guy's insane babbling.


Edit: actually to be fair though I don't really support rampant tattooing, a lot of tattoos wind up looking terrible. think before you ink.

 

[Horse Detective]

What's with the "don't give him clicks" posts?

Isn't the point of this becoming well known that people with similar logic get to see how fucking stupid everyone thinks they are?

 

[Timedog]

I don't like something. I had better not just leave it at that though. No, instead I should construct some crudely fashioned argument as to how that something is universally bad, because my thoughts and opinions on any one subject should be held in much higher regard than the thoughts of others. I don't need empathy because I know that I'm always right. I should make a blog so that others can be illuminated by my perfect, infallible mind.