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[Akuun]

Man, this guy must wear so many fedoras at once.

On his head, strapped to his shoulders as shoulder pads, shoved up his ass...

 

[Angelus Errare]

OMG I'm dying, Pinterest why

"agape means unconditional love in Greek. South Side Tattoo in Howell, NJ."

It's also the name of a old folks home in the South.

 

[Angry Fork]

I don't get how people can dislike tattoos just on principle. If it's a bad design/drawing or has ugly colors then yea it's fine with not liking that, but all tattoos full stop? It's just weird to me because so many people have tattoos it's like having an earring now it's so common.

 

[Femmeworth]

That is mighty presumptive of the person though isn't it?

If it is the only criteria or a major one.

 

[nick nacc]

Yet an "agape" tramp stamp or belly tatt

gives a completely different meaning

Too bad it means a huge, wide open vagina or anus in, you know, English.

 

[H.Protagonist]

I sincerely regret reading the comments on that blog. No matter what people post he just comes back with 1) you must be fat 2) you must be ugly 3) you must have something else catastrophically wrong if I can't get 1 or 2 to stick.

Truly a person with issues. I can only hope it's a troll blog where he lets his inner idiot shine.

 

[Tesseract]

bubble gum machine temp tats 4 life.

 

[Branduil]

I think tattoos are ugly. I have not personally ever seen one that I believe improved the aesthetic qualities of that person's body.

I'm not going to be a jerk and tell them that, though.

 

[andymcc]

I sincerely regret reading the comments on that blog.

you brave, brave soul

 

[Vermillion]

That is a specific situation. Getting a bad tattoo with no thought towards it shows a lack of long term thinking (surprise surprise!). Judging all tattoos that way (ie the way that comment does) is unfair.

Fair point.

 

[Ridli]

Yeah I get that he's a terrible person and all, but the idea of getting 1 Corinthians 13 as a tattoo anywhere is pretty hilarious and would make me immediately disregard anything that person says.

 

[GuitarAtomik]

If it is the only criteria or a major one.

How often is a tattoo going to be the only criteria available to you though? Let's be real here.

 

[H.Protagonist]

you brave, brave soul

I'm washing it away with wine right now.

 

[Pau]

I sincerely regret reading the comments on that blog. No matter what people post he just comes back with 1) you must be fat 2) you must be ugly 3) you must have something else catastrophically wrong if I can't get 1 or 2 to stick.

Truly a person with issues. I can only hope it's a troll blog where he lets his inner idiot shine.

There's no way to get to people like this, unfortunately. They only see what they want to see.

 

[Sai-kun]

A good tattoo can make a 10/10 person a 12/10. ugh.

This dude's an idiot.

 

[jonno394]

i would never not date or Fuck someone because of a tattoo, but i don't like them and would never get one myself.

I always look at the people either full sleeves, chests neck etc and think "how will you look when you're 80".

 

[jambo]

I always look at the people either full sleeves, chests neck etc and think "how will you look when you're 80".

Like an 80 year old with tattoos?

 

[H.Protagonist]

There's no way to get to people like this, unfortunately. They only see what they want to see.

So very true. Not really worth spending much thought on, but it pains me to think it might be his actual, honest beliefs. However, all his talk about "betas" and "alphas" (as he considers himself) leads me to believe he is just trawling for comments with the biggest net he can cast.

 

[Surface of Me]

Tattoos are can be sexy as hell on chicks. Too bad those with them typically go after guys with tats as well, I don't have one and don't plan on getting one really ever. Not that I don't like them, it's just I cant think of something that I would want on me for probably ever.

 

[ohhthegore]

i would never not date or Fuck someone because of a tattoo, but i don't like them and would never get one myself.

I always look at the people either full sleeves, chests neck etc and think "how will you look when you're 80".

How do people care about what they will look like 60 years in the future, I don't understand how people look that far ahead

 

[bjb]

Going to be honest; the majority of tattoos on men AND women look like absolute shit. At least 90% of them. Hell, the GAF thread alone confirms this.

In regards to this loon, this is hilariously embarrassing. Some of the other people commenting are equally shameful.

 

[LaserBuddha]

I think old people with tats is cool.

 

[User 100115]

Thanks H.Pro, I read some of the comments.

[Karamazov] Modern women don’t retain the right to complain when modern men do not act like traditional men (gentlemen). Allow me to simplify this for you:

As long as women get a pass for being tattooed trashy potty mouthed obese arrogant bossy whores, men have no standard of behavior. As for me being “angry,” you should read more about the psychological concept of projection. Never mistake disdain for anger. Anger implies I actually give a damn about what you or anybody like you thinks.

That rant brought to by someone who accused him of being angry when replying to someone who disagreed with him.

 

[Akainu]

I don't agree but I do agree that tattoos are horrible. No man, no woman, no one has ever looked better because of a tattoo.

 

[Dennis]

If she smokes she pokes.

 

[Kevtones]

Not a fan of tattoos.

 

[Supermanisdead]

It's so weird to see people just group all tattoos in a single bad category. To me it's like saying "all pants look terrible" or something.

 

[Archer]

 

[Akainu]

Thats got to kill a boner.

 

[Johnny Cage In The Shower]

I pity heterosexual males who work against their own interests.

Sometimes working hard for your interest can be just as damaging. You have to find a good middle ground.

 

[wsoxfan1214]

This guy is a misogynist.

99% of tattoos are terrible looking. On males and females.

Yeah, never cared for them. But if they mean something to the person, who cares?

 

[Dice]

If you're getting a tattoo go big or go home.

 

[TheKaeptain]

Holy shit...wow. What a bunch of assholes.

Pretty sure half those dudes have never even seen a vagina.

If I saw a chick with this I would have to hit. Having that as a tat and getting busted on by an Atheist is some type of irony or something like that.

 

[Al-ibn Kermit]

I like tattooes, even stupid and meaningless ones done on a drunk night, but "it's" shouldn't have a comma.

 

[Tesseract]

i tattooed your tattoo of my face on your face on my face.

 

[Johnny Cage In The Shower]

I don't agree but I do agree that tattoos are horrible. No man, no woman, no one has ever looked better because of a tattoo.

I'm gonna have to second this.

Even when I run into that one odd decent looking tattoo on someone, once every solar eclipse. I still think that "art" would look better on a canvas or paper framed on a wall.

 

[H.Protagonist]

Thanks H.Pro, I read some of the comments.



That rant brought to by someone who accused him of being angry when replying to someone who disagreed with him.

I sure hope you popped open a bottle of wine to deal with the aftermath.

I like tattooes, even stupid and meaningless ones done on a drunk night, but "it's" shouldn't have a comma.

That incorrect apostrophe is killing me too on some deep, fundamental level.

 

[Al-ibn Kermit]

That incorrect apostrophe is killing me too on some deep, fundamental level.

Because it's permanent. I would think tattoo artists know you should be careful about contractions.

 

[Sai-kun]

1) This dude's gorgeous

2) Gorgeous tattoos. This one is from a year or two ago. He's got more on his back now that look awesome.

 

[Nexus Zero]

Sorry if already posted, but this guy wrote this.

Those who willfully defile God’s concept of family require titles as harsh as as the threat they pose and therefore we call them sluts, dykes, sodomites, and bastards.

 

[sycam0re]

Female tattooists are rare

What a fucking idiot.

 

[Razgriz-Specter]

Don't really like tattoos on women but it really just depends on the person's personality etc.
they can look good if it matches their personality imo.

something like a tribal tramp stamp isn't bad though.

 

[Phat Michael]

LOL. my girl have 28 tattoos. We are fucking constant. (I wera condon) THIS GUY... Pfft

wtf is this?

 

[Freezie KO]

I like some tattoos. Sleeves are universally awful though. I'm too terrified of needles to get one myself.

Don't listen to this guy, if you have a tattoo, you're strong, independent and don't conform to societal pressure.
But if you have a fedora, you're worthless pathetic neckbeard virgin, nobody wants to see you, go kill yourself lolol, right?

I noticed that too. Heh.

 

[A La Recherche Du Temps Perdu]

OMG I'm dying, Pinterest why

"agape means unconditional love in Greek. South Side Tattoo in Howell, NJ."

she likes to get gaped

 

[Enkidu]

I don't get how people can dislike tattoos just on principle. If it's a bad design/drawing or has ugly colors then yea it's fine with not liking that, but all tattoos full stop? It's just weird to me because so many people have tattoos it's like having an earring now it's so common.

But to me, every tattoo is a bad design. I don't think I have ever seen a tattoo that I didn't think was ugly.

 

[siddx]

It's so weird to see people just group all tattoos in a single bad category. To me it's like saying "all pants look terrible" or something.

I've found that a fair percentage of people who grumble about how ugly and stupid all tattoos are tend to be too cowardly to ever get one themselves and would rather claim a dislike for tattoos than be honest and say they are chickenshits. Afraid of both the pain and making a major decision beyond which excuse they will use to hide from life today. Not everyone of course, but enough that it's noticeable.

It's one thing to say they aren't your thing, I totally get that, my father is in that camp and thinks everyone else in my family is crazy to cover themselves with tats. But when a person has a genuine disdain for tattoos to the point they treat people with them like shit, it says a lot about that person, none of it very flattering.

 

[Funky Papa]

The entire blog reads like a cautionary tale on conservative humour.

 

[Juicy Bob]

This Blog:

Is to encourage men to live as a Karamazov would, in full pursuit rather than sleepwalking through life distracted endlessly by the meaningless diversions. There is also a religious component as I, like Dostoevsky, firmly believe in the authority and power of the Church and the Holy Mysteries. I choose the mystical approach as the brothers did. Another facet of this blog is to speak the truth as it enters the mind, as the brothers were known to do. Truth without hesitation or softening is required today in the world we live.

Ah.

 

[Iph]

From the blog:



My SO is getting a full back tattoo done by a woman right now. What the hell does that mean?

Hee hee. All mine, except a tiny Ivysaur done for a charity event by a guy, were done by a woman. This blog is so silly. Is the guy serious or doing it for hilarity's sake?