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Team Fortress 2 |OT4| Official Halo Thread of Polearms and High Fashion

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ZekeThePlumber

Member
DJ Crimson said:
I couldn't understand what the hell Yeef was saying half the time.
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I happen to be able to speak some Yeef. Here's a couple of translations that might be able to help you out:

"Brrrt" is "Oh dear, I've soiled myself once again."

and

"Hyuuh hahuh huhuhu huhuhu hu hu..." is "Zeke, why are you so much better at this than me?"
 
S

Sianos

Member
I MISSED OUT ON A RAGE CONTEST?!?!?!

THIS MAKE QUOTE ANGRY

QUOTE SMASH!!!!!!

Zeke thinks he sarcastically complains better than I do: HOW FOOLISH
 
R

RumblingRosco

Member
The only person more incomprehensible than Yeef is Dog, and as you all know, Dog sounds like he's trying to communicate to us with Edison's original microphone, from Saturn's Earhart moonlet, while playing (and, in standard Dog fashion, losing horribly) a heated match of chubby bunny.

secretkirsten<3message

OH SHIT I just found a video Dog uploaded explaining what microphone he uses: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-CHQPo2A5I

P.S. Dog, shave your shitstache and get a haircut.
 
K

Kirsten

Member
Soka said:
The only person more incomprehensible than Yeef is Dog, and as you all know, Dog sounds like he's trying to communicate to us with Edison's original microphone, from Saturn's Earhart moonlet, while playing (and, in standard Dog fashion, losing horribly) a heated match of chubby bunny.

secretkirsten<3message

OH SHIT I just found a video Dog uploaded explaining what microphone he uses: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-CHQPo2A5I

P.S. Dog, shave your shitstache and get a haircut.
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R

RumblingRosco

Member
The jig is up, Dog. Switch to your non-busted/rotten/rusted microphone so we can hear your angelic voice. I'm tired of sticking cotton balls in my ears to soak all the blood you're causing to gush when you press the Voice Chat key.

FOR THE CHILDREN, DOG.
 
F

fallengorn

Bitches love smiley faces
Ground control to DogWelder
Ground control to DogWelder
Swallow your microphone and mumble on and on
Ground control to DogWelder
Commencing map vote, Java's on
mapnext barnblitz, may Zeke's vibrator be with you.
 
R

RumblingRosco

Member
We should play a game.

I'll say the name of a map Java has voted for, and you guys tell me if Java leaves before it loads.

First map: tc_hydro.
 
Z

ZekeThePlumber

Member
fallengorn said:
Ground control to DogWelder
Ground control to DogWelder
Swallow your microphone and mumble on and on
Ground control to DogWelder
Commencing map vote, Java's on
mapnext barnblitz, may Zeke's vibrator be with you.
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This is ground control to DogWelder
You've really made the scoreboard
And the players want to know what hat you wear
Now it's time to leave the spawn room if you dare

This is DogWelder to ....nd ..ntrol
I'm ...ning ...... the spawndoor
... ... lagging .. a .... peculiar ...
A.. the ...... .... .... different .....
.... am . sniping on .. barn .... far ..... the .....
High..... .. long ... ...re's nothing I ... do
 
C

ClassyPenguin

Banned
DogWelder said:
Who the Hell are you?!
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neither classy nor a penguin.

Hay! the other's got it. much luv.


ZekeThePlumber said:
This is ground control to DogWelder
You've really made the scoreboard
And the players want to know what hat you wear
Now it's time to leave the spawn room if you dare

This is DogWelder to ....nd ..ntrol
I'm ...ning ...... the spawndoor
... ... lagging .. a .... peculiar ...
A.. the ...... .... .... different .....
.... am . sniping on .. barn .... far ..... the .....
High..... .. long ... ...re's nothing I ... do
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you sir, are brilliant.
 
Y

Yeef

Member
DJ Crimson said:
When was the last time the server played Dustbowl? For the past 2-3 months I've been on, I don't think I seen it once. I figured every single one of you would love that map.
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Dustbowl is the worst map in the game.

I'm not being facetious. Of the maps that are included with the client, it is THE WORST map in the game.

You can quote me on that.
 
R

Rickenslacker

Banned
Yeef said:
Dustbowl is the worst map in the game.

I'm not being facetious. Of the maps that are included with the client, it is THE WORST map in the game.

You can quote me on that.
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I actively avoid it at all costs and leave servers when dustbowl becomes the next map in rotation. Just baffling how 80% of servers running a CP gametype are dustbowl. Argh!
 
F

fallengorn

Bitches love smiley faces
Back in my day, we didn't have your fancy-pants steels or gorges. All we had were dustbowl and granary. You played it and you liked it.
 
C

commissar

Member
I haven't played dustbowl in ages either.

I tried to nominate it the other week but I think Yeef might have taken it off the server perhaps? Or made it invisible in the selection menu :p
 
B

Bauhaus

Banned
Team Fortress 2
- Added the Fall 2012 key to the Mann Co. store
- Fixed The Escape Plan not using the same taunt as The Equalizer
- Community mapping request:
- Added Parentname to the attributes for func_flagdetectionzone
 
C

Cloudius12

Member
Updates to Team Fortress 2, Day of Defeat: Source and Half-Life 2: Deathmatch have been released. The updates will be applied automatically when your Steam client is restarted. The major changes include:
Source Engine Changes (TF2, DoD:S, HL2:DM)
Performance improvements
Team Fortress 2
Added the Fall 2012 crate key to the Mann Co. store
Fixed The Escape Plan not using the same taunt as The Equalizer
Community mapping request:
Added Parentname to the attributes for func_flagdetectionzone
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:O
 
B

Blizzard

Banned
That kitten is amaaazing. What class is it for? =^.^=

Also the best/worst mics are the people who have their mic and volume settings somehow so messed up that when they talk, the entire server volume (or at least everyone else's mic) instantly gets silenced/really quiet. I don't even know how it works.
 
H

HoosTrax

Member
I don't understand how a kitten is connected in any way to the Engy. Maybe black cats walking under ladders, but that's really a stretch.

Soldier needs a puppy, maybe a bulldog.
 
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