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[Prompto]

Danny Strong better be writing a whole mini series about this primary for HBO.

Who will play Trump?

 

[SimleuqiR]

well, he may be a terrible person but at least he's ten times better Cruz

Oh don't get me wrong, Trump is the lesser of two evils. That being said...I have this little fear in my gut he will win against Hilldog.

 

[friday]

Crisis averted. Not that he ever had a chance.

 

[stressboy]

Who will play Trump?

Trump

 

[exmachina64]

Trump

The only answer.

 

[Dr_LucienSanchez]

Spoiler

Sunday, Jon comes back.

Come on man. I've been legitimately trying my best to avoid shit like this, not expecting it to pop up in a Ted Cruz post on GAF.

 

[TheSeks]

http://i.imgur.com/k82ZFsp.gif

Shit, I came in to post this. Oh well, I'm glad someone said it.

 

[Jzero]

That's a good zoom/loop.

Gif'd it for you:

Holy C-C-C-C-Combo Breaker!

 

[TheOMan]

Oh don't get me wrong, Trump is the lesser of two evils. That being said...I have this little fear in my gut he will win against Hilldog.

America, please don't mess this up. The rest of the world is begging you. Please!

 

[FortuneFaded]

Can someone please tell me that Trump is now going to pick Carson as his running mate. Even if it's not true, just tell me anyway.

 

[A Link to the Past]

All I can gather is that Ted Cruz's political career is dying in large part because his VP fell into a sinkhole, he ate a booger, he elbowed his wife in the face, and his dad had JFK assassinated

 

[BorkBork]

Hot fire.

 

[B-Dubs]

Hot fire.

Sam Bee is too savage for this world. She needs to be on daily.

 

[jiggle]

Hot fire.

YAS

Can someone please tell me that Trump is now going to pick Carson as his running mate. Even if it's not true, just tell me anyway.

Even better
Palin

 

[NYCmetsfan]

Sam Bee is too savage for this world. She needs to be on daily.

She and her husband are the ideological heir to stewart

 

[Dennis]

That's a good zoom/loop.

Gif'd it for you:

FATALITY

 

[Dennis]

All I can gather is that Ted Cruz's political career is dying in large part because his VP fell into a sinkhole, he ate a booger, he elbowed his wife in the face, and his dad had JFK assassinated

I think Vic Berger finished what Trump started.

 

[Monocle]

That's a good zoom/loop.

Gif'd it for you:

Can't wait for the VicBerger rendition.

My thoughts exactly.

 

[Pop-O-Matic]

Can someone please tell me that Trump is now going to pick Carson as his running mate. Even if it's not true, just tell me anyway.

Nope. Donald Trump/Hulk Hogan 2016

 

[old manatee]

All I can gather is that Ted Cruz's political career is dying in large part because his VP fell into a sinkhole, he ate a booger, he elbowed his wife in the face, and his dad had JFK assassinated

He is also too slow at handshakes.

 

[bonesmccoy]

Congratulations, Hilary!

 

[FortuneFaded]

All I can gather is that Ted Cruz's political career is dying in large part because his VP fell into a sinkhole, he ate a booger, he elbowed his wife in the face, and his dad had JFK assassinated

Cruz: Why am I persecuted?

 

[red731]

That gif. I am looking like Chatterer from Hellraiser.

 

[Brawly Likes to Brawl]

All I can gather is that Ted Cruz's political career is dying in large part because his VP fell into a sinkhole, he ate a booger, he elbowed his wife in the face, and his dad had JFK assassinated

I imagine there are a lot of government workers who are having the night of their lives right now because of this.

 

[Crocodile]

No offense, but I really don't see how Trump does not represent the GOP. What about him do you find unrepresentative of your party? The only thing about him that strikes me as "unrepublican" is that he's not religious at all.

Differs from GOP establishment/dogma (assuming Trump has any positions, lord knows the man flips-flops like a fucker):

• Anti-Free Trade
• Isolationist Foreign Policy (kind of?)
• Wants to protect "Entitlements"
• Ok with LGBT people
• Not even slightly Religious
• "Money in Politics" is bad (......said by the Billionaire who is still taking small donations and would need Big Donors for GE)
• Very willing to critique GOP Establishment

Aligns with GOP establishment/dogma (assuming Trump has any positions, lord knows the man flips-flops like a fucker):

• Fuck Immigrants
• Fuck Minorities
• Fuck Obamacare
• Tax Cuts for the Rich
• Loves Guns
• Facts? Who needs them? (Hello Conspiracy Theories and Climate Change Denial)
• Pretty damn sexist (but still kind of ok with PP?)
• Bluster and Bravado are the name of the game

 

[everyday math]

Hot fire.

Too hot for me 🔥🔥🌡☠

 

[Chariot]

No, Ted. You can't just stop, it just gi entertaining. ;(

 

[parrotbeak]

Cruz is a bad person with evil ideas, but imo Trump is still more dangerous for the country by stoking anger in both is supporters and protestors.

Trump as president would scare the shit out of me. I would be ok with Cruz as president for the comedy relief.

All I can gather is that Ted Cruz's political career is dying in large part because his VP fell into a sinkhole, he ate a booger, he elbowed his wife in the face, and his dad had JFK assassinated

I believe what did it is that someone exposed him as a Deep One. That might float in Innsmouth but this is the national fish tank.

 

[Baraka in the White House]

Hot fire.

Ayyyy.

 

[Chariot]

I believe what did it is that someone exposed him as a Deep One. That might float in Innsmouth but this is the national fish tank.

I need to post this while he has not faded from relevance. He also has connections to a man named Dio Brando, who operates from egypt.

 

[80s Bad Guy]

Congratulations, Hilary!

That's what we said about Cruz

 

[xenist]

Hot fire.

So cold it gives third degree burns.

Damn.

 

[mrmickfran]

annihilaTED

defeaTED

 

[lenovox1]

That's what we said about Cruz

Who is "we," baby?

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Differs from GOP establishment/dogma (assuming Trump has any positions, lord knows the man flips-flops like a fucker):

• Anti-Free Trade
• Isolationist Foreign Policy (kind of?)
• Ok with LGBT people
• Not even slightly Religious
• Very willing to critique GOP Establishment

Aligns with GOP establishment/dogma (assuming Trump has any positions, lord knows the man flips-flops like a fucker):

• Fuck Immigrants
• Fuck Minorities
• Facts? Who needs them?
• Pretty damn sexist (but still kind of ok with PP?)
• Bluster and Bravado are the name of the game

Could also be added that he hates Obamacare and denies climate change. Also, guns.

 

[Plywood]

I need to post this while he has not faded from relevance. He also has connections to a man named Dio Brando, who operates from egypt.

I just noticed his stats, lol

 

[Khoryos]

"Ted Cruz has announced he is withdrawing from the campaign, as his time of change is upon him and he must return to Y'ha-nthlei beneath the waves."

 

[old manatee]

I don't get how we're this late in the game and still getting comments like these. You really don't know why Trump has the GOP so riled up?

 

[Clydefrog]

I can't believe the Carly Fiorina bump didn't work!

 

[jediyoshi]

"Ted Cruz has announced he is withdrawing from the campaign, as his time of change is upon him and he must return to Y'ha-nthlei beneath the waves."

Also, his delegates get a free, all inclusive package to Innsmouth.

 

[mid83]

No offense, but I really don't see how Trump does not represent the GOP. What about him do you find unrepresentative of your party? The only thing about him that strikes me as "unrepublican" is that he's not religious at all.

It's more that for many of us the GOP doesn't represent us. It's not "'my" party. Not all of us are anti gay religious nuts, but nobody here wants to hear that.

 

[commedieu]

Someone really needs to do that next gen mk effect of the bones crushing for his wife's face...

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

And now Trump is the fucking actual nominee.

 

[GavinGT]

That's a good zoom/loop.

Gif'd it for you:

It's actually three separate blows, lol

 

[wildfire]

I think this is the best Cruz joke. Merciless.

 

[Strike]

Good riddance. Although I have to admit, I kinda wanted to see this shitshow drag on all the way to the convention.

 

[Rymuth]

But I want my brokered convention!

Poor Kasich, you should never have trusted in Cruz. Trump's never gonna pick you for VP.

 

[eddievanclaylen]

DecimaTED

 

[Log4Girlz]

AborTED

 

[teruterubozu]

Gonna listen to the salt flow on Glenn Beck this morning.