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Terrifying ultra-ripped chimps show why we should pray Planet of the Apes never happens
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GymWolf
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Yeah the black hairy one is clearly his bitch.Chimp Jail..
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IDKFA
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You referring to Travis the Chimp? The pet chimp in the US who attacked the owners neighbor?
The injuries that Charla Nash suffered were fucking horrible. The injuries were so horrific, the hospital had to provide counseling to its staff members who treated her.
Chimps are not to be fucked with and absolutely shout not be kept as pets.
Travis (chimpanzee) - Wikipedia
You referring to Travis the Chimp? The pet chimp in the US who attacked the owners neighbor?
The injuries that Charla Nash suffered were fucking horrible. The injuries were so horrific, the hospital had to provide counseling to its staff members who treated her.
Chimps are not to be fucked with and absolutely shout not be kept as pets.
Travis (chimpanzee) - Wikipedia
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Ya i guess that is what i was thinking about.
Now I spent the morning re-reading the Travis story.
Just horrific. Also his owner seems pretty disturbed. I feel bad that she lost her kid but to replace a human child with a chimp emotionally just screams issues. Also they bought him for 50K in the 80s? Thats an expensive chimp.
Just horrific. Also his owner seems pretty disturbed. I feel bad that she lost her kid but to replace a human child with a chimp emotionally just screams issues. Also they bought him for 50K in the 80s? Thats an expensive chimp.
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darrylgorn
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manfestival
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My goodness, the goiter on that chimp in the preview.
Doczu
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I see your jacked tiger and raise you with jacked Kodiac.
Meet Jimbo, the marshmallow eating Kodiak bear who weighs 1,500 pounds
IBTimesUK presents the best photos starring the bears at the Orphaned Wildlife Centre.www.ibtimes.co.uk
Dude, you can find dozens of videos of russian dudes bitch slapping bears into obedience. How can they fight a ripped primate when a drunk naked ape beats the living shit out of them?
DeepEnigma
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They ain't slapping a wild Kodiac. They are slapping trained circus bears, but I digress.
Doczu
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They ain't slapping a wild Kodiac. They are slapping trained circus bears, but I digress.
Looks like YT deleted the slapping videos, but i just remembered a crazy case from my local zoo. Dude tried to choke and drown a fucking bear.
I dare to say that here in East Europe bears fucked aroubd and found out they ain't the kings of the woods.
DeepEnigma
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Looks like YT deleted the slapping videos, but i just remembered a crazy case from my local zoo. Dude tried to choke and drown a fucking bear.
I dare to say that here in East Europe bears fucked aroubd and found out they ain't the kings of the woods.
Yeah, those bears are socialized and probably more related to our black bears in the US with temperament and skittishness.
But you don't fuck around with a wild brown bear (Grizzly) or a 1300+lb Kodiak. They will snack on you with the quickness.
Kenneth Haight
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Some people think they could actually win these fights with chimps. Idiots, chimps are scary AF
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Think You Can Win a Fight With a Chimpanzee? This Many Americans Say Yes.
Have you ever contemplated how truly tough you are—on an interspecies level? How might you fare in a barehanded fight with a goose? Or a chimp? Or a grizzly bear? It turns out plenty of people are compelled by these questions, asked by a YouGov poll that received 40,000 likes on Twitter this...
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Climb trees constantly. Hang from trees. Swing from trees walk on hands and feet.
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Nevermind link is broken
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ScHlAuChi
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Forget your croc, here you have the deadliest land animal on the planet:Personally, I’d go for a different Australian local to fuck that ripped chimp up good and proper:
They are super aggressive, bite anything in half, barely take any damage due to their thick skin, weight more than 1.5 tons and run more than 40km/h.
Its basically a VW Bully coming after you - and they dont give any fucks!
<https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/hippos-play-attack-lion-crocodile-africa-spd>
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Kenpachii
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LordOfChaos
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See, ancestral living works!
MaestroMike
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See, ancestral living works!
SkyHighTrees
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damm
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DeepEnigma
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It's not a good diet for one's scent. Red meat is the worst for body odor, and I would assume, the liver, which its job to filter toxins from the blood stream, would causes even more funk.
And the guy is juice head.
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Never thought I'd ever see a photo of croc looking puny and helpless!Forget your croc, here you have the deadliest land animal on the planet:
They are super aggressive, bite anything in half, barely take any damage due to their thick skin, weight more than 1.5 tons and run more than 40km/h.
Its basically a VW Bully coming after you - and they dont give any fucks!
<https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/hippos-play-attack-lion-crocodile-africa-spd>
FunkMiller
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Forget your croc, here you have the deadliest land animal on the planet:
They are super aggressive, bite anything in half, barely take any damage due to their thick skin, weight more than 1.5 tons and run more than 40km/h.
Its basically a VW Bully coming after you - and they dont give any fucks!
<https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/hippos-play-attack-lion-crocodile-africa-spd>
Yeah, but look at those cissies having to gang up together to beat one croc. And that’s not an Aussie croc. An Aussie croc would have fucked up the biggest hippo like a bogan outside a Penrith nightclub, and his other cissie hippo mates would have run away, into Hungry Jacks to call the coppers.
’straya.
ScHlAuChi
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More mass always wins - here´s how your Aussie croc looks like having met a hippo.
Even baby hippos dont give any fucks about them crocs:
Lions? Just boring annoying pests!
And to top it off, if you think a standard 9mm pistol would help you to defend against a hippo youre wrong.
A 9mm would only piss it off - in Africa they recommend a .30 or .40 caliber to stop those monsters that kill over 500ppl a year.
In South Africa, .375 is the minimum legal caliber for hippos.
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FunkMiller
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More mass always wins - here´s how your Aussie croc looks like having met a hippo.
Even baby hippos dont give any fucks about them crocs:
Lions? Just boring annoying pests!
And to top it off, if you think a standard 9mm pistol would help you to defend against a hippo youre wrong.
A 9mm would only piss it off - in Africa they recommend a .30 or .40 caliber to stop those monsters that kill over 500ppl a year.
In South Africa, .375 is the minimum legal caliber for hippos.
You’ve put way too much thought into this.
Pretty sure I could punch a hippo to death, myself.
ScHlAuChi
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Well not really, I just googled, I was hoping someone would one-up it
Please make a TikTok of that, you would become famous!
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