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[sprsk]

http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/07/08/ridge.alqaeda/index.html


Avoid the democratic convention at all costs!

 

[MrAngryFace]

BUY DUCT TAPE! BUY DUCT TAPE!

 

[Shogmaster]

I wonder if the Repub convention will get the same level warning.....

 

[Mustang]

Hmmm.

Still at "yellow" level.

 

[DopeyFish]

and if a nuke explodes half a block from you, run run run for your life!

 

[sprsk]

Hmmm.

Still at "yellow" level.

its not that much of a threat if they are only blowing up democrats i guesssssss

 

[AirBrian]

Ridge did not raise the national color-coded threat level beyond its current yellow, or elevated, level.

Wait, huh? *confused* Was it raised locally?

 

[Mashing]

Bahh, bring em on... I have pirates AND ninja's protecting me...

 

[SteveMeister]

Bush Administration: Hm, the Kerry camp's getting a lot of publicity right now... I know! Let's call Tom Ridge!
Tom Ridge: Look at the monkey! Look at the pretty little monkey!
US Public: *head explodes*

 

[Triumph]

"They raised the terror level!"
"What do we do? What do we do?"
"Well, get the bread out of the oven and let's eat dinner."

Ugh. What a fucking useless thing.

 

[Drensch]

Just in time to steal John Edwards thunder.

 

[Malleymal]

THIS NEWS IS JUST TOO CONVENIENT.....if anything I think it will bring alot of attention to the dems now... all the security, all the news coverage, everyone watching to see what COULD happen... I dont know... I know I will be watching now for sure....

also I say get rid of that whole level system.. it is just stupid....

 

[Wolfy]

Well, I'm gonna go out and kill me some ragheads with muh 40 calibur, thems evil ones!

 

[Vark]

To Quote David Cross:

"It's called a COINCIDENCE people!"

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

TO ARMS CITIZENS!!!
MAN THE ANTI AIRCRAFT GUNS!!!!
MAN THE HOWITZERS!!!
BUY WAR BONDS!!!!
SEND PICTURES OF NAKED LADIES TO THE BOYS IN THE FRONT!!!!!
PLANT A VICTORY GARDEN!!!
BE SUSPICIOUS OF EVERY ARAB!!!!!

WE'LL BEAT BACK THE TERRORIST ARMY!! WE'LL, what? no army? no country to fight?
well, what does the enemy look like? uniform? no? vehicles? no? um......ok..... ok.

huh. i dont know what im supposed to look for ...... can they give me a hint? or should i blindly trust te authorities?

 

[Slurpy]

http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/07/08/ridge.alqaeda/index.html


Avoid the democratic convention at all costs!

:lol :lol

What happened to Bush's 'Ossama didn't matter', 'he's irrelevant', 'fugitive on the run' and that he's not 'worried about him' and that he's 'not in command of anything'. I swear those were almost exact quotes. Fucking adminstration spouts whatever the fuck it feels is convenient at the moment. Damn, it's suffocating.

 

[Diablos]

BLANKET ALERT

EVERYONE GO TO YOUR LOCAL HARDWARE STORE AND MAKE THE COMPANIES SELLING DUCT TAPE AND CARDBOARD VERY, VERY RICH FOR NO FUCKING REASON WHATSOEVER

(like blankets, duct tape and cardboard is gonna protect me from a nuclear bomb...)