Cerebral Palsy said:BAH, NO ONE SACKS JESUS. NO ONE. That kid is going to hell for his sins.
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DMczaf said:
Jesus is a punk! Stop teasing the kids!
Blackace said:Everyone knows Jesus uses a turn around jumpshot.... Man these guys are way off base!
DarienA said:Serious.. . no way would Jesus shoot a fadeaway....
Blackace said:what are you talking about? The "Christ shake" is one of the most famous moves in all of basketball history... pefected after his resurrection Jesus would punish the opposing teams with heavenly footwork and a righteously accurate turn around jump shoot...
if you don't believe me, ask Joseph Smith about it...
DarienA said:I was always under the impression that Jesus was more of a 3 point shooter... I thought he preferred to rain down on em.... although when I think about it he does have that monster cross-over... he made it look like he was going one way(death) and turn around and went the other way(life).
mrmyth said:I heard Jesus can dunk from halfcourt, what with that awesome 'hang' time.
And thus I earned passage under the bus to hell.....