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[RangersFan]

He's getting close to the Letterman threshold. Hasn't reached Franco Hathaway levels yet at least.

 

[Valkyr Junkie]

Bah, I liked Butter Lamp better.

 

[MIMIC]

RIGHT NOW: The Phone Call wins for Live-Action Short Film

WINNERS
Whiplash (Supporting Actor)
The Grand Budapest Hotel (Costume Design, Makeup & Hairstyling)
Ida (Foreign Language Film)
The Phone Call (Live-Action Short Film)

Actors & Actresses
J.K. Simmons (Supporting Actor)

OSCAR COUNT
The Grand Budapest Hotel: 2

 

[Xion385]

I love NPH but this is bad.

Can we just get Tina and Amy to host every awards show

Fuck it. Get Gervais. Make EVERYONE feel uncomfortable.

 

[Chezzymann]

Wait people hate Everything is Awesome? Well I hate you too.

 

[Frustrated_me]

Why did she walk like that.. lol

 

[zychi]

I love NPH but this is bad.

Can we just get Tina and Amy to host every awards show

he's doing fine.

tina and amy's "lol insides jokes from snl" schtick is old and tired

 

[Salsa]

The movie names are weird bit gave me flashes of James Franco that one year.

eh, its never gonna be that bad, dude can dance to save his ass

also, again, you guys should watch the tonys, which apparently have much better writers that play to his strengths. i just feel bad for the hand he was given here

 

[Admiral Woofington]

I'm telling you guys, we need the Muppets hosting the Oscars. Even bad jokes are charming when a fucking frog and pig say it

 

[vatstep]

I honestly think NPH is doing fine, poor material aside, and I really don't even like the guy.

 

[kingkitty]

crickey biscuit

 

[Bricky]

I just watched a dubbed German trailer for Fifty Shades of Grey trying to watch a German TV stream.

Have the Oscars so far been worse or better than that experience?

 

[TheCrazyGuru]

If I was NPH (and talented) I'd have said fuck the writers and come out with my own jokes. They can't be much worse.

He read these jokes and rehearsed this shit so there is no excuse. Ellen was even better than this.

 

[Chris R]

22 seconds too much

 

[Skellig Gra]

These guys need to move it along.

 

[valkillmore]

Worst and best Oscars ever at once.

 

[GavinUK86]

Represent us Brits fella. Get us a doughnut mate.

 

[RangersFan]

cut the schtick guy and thank your family. jeez

 

[Nobility]

F the music.

Keep talking!

 

[MetalFearSolid]

Love this foreign speeches give no damn about time constraint

 

[Ninja Scooter]

This guy is too British.

 

[BigJonsson]

The revolution is here

 

[SirMossyBloke]

Haha this guy is great.

 

[TheExhaustedWalrus]

Cut it with the music, Jesus Christ

 

[nny]

All the foreigners get the shut up music.

SMH

 

[Bobby Roberts]

This is Bruce Vilanch's doing. I know it. He's brought NPH low.

Travolta's hair!

 

[Oersted]

Worst and best Oscars ever at once.

Has been fairly forgettable so fat

 

[eliza0224]

Lol keep going!

 

[CreepingFear]

This guy is too British.

They sound like Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins.

 

[Sanjuro]

Travolta's wig and beard are outstanding tonight.

 

[RustyNails]

Travolta's new wig is slightly better than last year's.

 

[TheAbsolution]

I just think that the guys in tech categories have realized that they won't cut you off if you mention something sad.

 

[Kifimbo]

Anarchy at the Oscars. Love it.

 

[dsp]

The revolution is here

Haha, for real.

 

[JABEE]

I like how he made sure they thanked the Academy like it would be a grave mistake not to do so.

 

[vatstep]

The orchestra needs to call an audible on their "play 'em off" piece. It's not long enough. How could they fuck that up so badly?

 

[Skellig Gra]

This guy is too British.

Dis is 4 me mum

 

[brianjones]

I love when they keep going

 

[GavinUK86]

He's so British it hurts me.

 

[- J - D -]

eh, its never gonna be that bad, dude can dance to save his ass

also, again, you guys should watch the tonys, which apparently have much better writers that play to his strengths. i just feel bad for the hand he was given here

But Neil can't dance all the time, can he? but I agree, the Tonys are generally less cringe-inducing.

 

[valkillmore]

Travolta's new wig is slightly better than last year's.

It knows it.

 

[Hours Left]

You're not famous so you get 22 seconds.

 

[Wanderer5]

Is it me or is the getting off music coming in faster lol.

 

[Valkyr Junkie]

It's a good day for crisis hotlines around the world.

 

[Xpike]

NPH needs to dock the writers after the show

 

[Freyjadour]

That's not even her final form.

 

[samn]

They're not gonna cut these guys off.

 

[Subpar Spatula]

Is she wearing Furbies?

 

[AdanVC]

Oh my god the dress of this lady is full of susuwatari!

 

[Salsa]

Is it me or is the getting off music coming in faster lol.

it always come faster for unknown people