the all-singing, all dancing "too orange" San Andreas ownage thread

bishoptl

Banstick Emeritus
Hellraizah said:
My opinion = Truth.

Mark my words, GTA San Andreas will NOT rack in the same praise from reviewers as the 2 games before, because people will realize that it's not a good game. Bring on the real C minuses for this game.
T-1000_Model3 said:
The game looks bad to me. Get someone who can texture and build a females legs without them looking like a pair of jaggy legos,bleh.
funcojoe said:
Worst game ever.
shpankey said:
Vice City will not outsell GTA 3
COCKLES said:
Everything looks so desolete, they need a playable Charlton Heston in a jeep.
Borat said:
Does this game only feature blacks?
Mister Zimbu said:
You realize that there are games that are a hell of a lot more expansive, larger, and in-depth than GTA and look about 30x better, too, right?

You’re all banned.
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The game looks bad to me. Get someone who can texture and build a females legs without them looking like a pair of jaggy legos,bleh.

everyone else is dumb, but I can't help but agree with this.

they need a playable Charlton Heston in a jeep.

and oh yeah, this.
 
Unfortunately, the folks who had the best veiled racist diatribes have already been whacked for other transgressions - robbing me of the opportunity.

Such is life.
 
I'll be honest, and I don't consider myself a racist, but I too thought the game wouldn't sell as well as previous editions because A) It looked liked more of the same and I figured others, like myself, would want more of an upgrade B) the black protaganist is harder to relate to/with for some people, for whatever reason.
 
open_mouth_ said:
B) the black protaganist is harder to relate to/with for some people, for whatever reason.

dude, 50 Cent just sold like a kajillion albums. Why people thought having a black protagonist and a "gangsta" atmosphere was gonna hurt the game's appeal and sales among casuals to begin with still boggles my mind.
 
The Shadow said:
Suburbanite whiggers dream of living the life. Now they can in San Andreas.

that's true. I guess I couldn't relate as well and it kind of turned me off. I should've thought of that though. I still don't consider myself a racist, but maybe I am a little, I dunno.
 
junkster said:
Hey bishop, what games do you like so I can make sure never to criticize them?
Turrican 2
Skyfox
ESPN NHL 2K5
Dawn of War
GTA San Andreas
Chronicles of Riddick
Satan's Hollow
Lazy Jones
Hacker
Transformers
Archon
Project: Firestarter
Sea Wolf
Radar Rat Race

So watch yourself.
 
bishoptl said:
Turrican 2
Skyfox
ESPN NHL 2K5
Dawn of War
GTA San Andreas
Chronicles of Riddick
Satan's Hollow
Lazy Jones
Hacker
Transformers
Archon
Project: Firestarter
Sea Wolf
Radar Rat Race

So watch yourself.

I'm not very familiar with many of those games... Lazy Jones I recognize from being sampled in the song "Kernkraft 400" by Zombie Nation. What system are they for? C64? Brit computers?
 
I live in Maine, 98% white, somewhat ironic thanks to the 8 months of snow, its like camoflage. People still love GTA here, even the non-whiggers. Why? 'Cause blowing shit up is cool.

Don't pit yourself against random violence when discussing the buying habits of the American populous.

Mercenaries would sell buckets if it didn't get so challenging and got more media attention. Hell, I think its better than all the GTA games myself.
 
Ristamar said:
Archon! Why has there never been a follow-up to this game? Or even a spruced up clone? :(

*goes to look for his NES*
See Wrath Unleashed from LucasArts. It was a horrible game, but it is an Archon clone. You can also check out Chess Kombat from MK: Deception, but why would you play those when you can just dust of your NES.
 
Wasn't this thread supposed to be about how owned are the other videogames compared to GTASA?


Draw distance of death + 6 to 12 cars on-screens + 6 to 12 characters on-screens + full screen special effects + lense flares + reflections on cars + AI that can let you swim/drive/walk/fly/shoot at anytime + ALOT of environnements details + 3D sprites vegetation + ALOT of sprites also for GRASS + 3 cities + awfull lot of stuff to do + ALOT of stuff you can do if you want + 150 hours + two players extra missions + better story than previous GTAs + 60$ Can = OWNED.
 
bishoptl said:
Satan's Hollow

Although I could debate that Mercenaries is the better title, I won't. Mostly because of Satan's Hollow.

mostly.

It fucking rocks, and by association, I deem you to fucking rock as well.


edit--

GTA:SA PC will pass up Mercs, though, with mouse aim. :D
 
Odnetnin said:
are they really banned? is this like how the nazis herded the jews into concentration camps and gased them?

Dude, that was simultaneously the worst comparrison and most tasteless comment I've ever seen on these forums. And if it was done unintentionally, I can't even imagine what went through your mind to say such a thing.
 
Odnetnin said:
are they really banned? is this like how the nazis herded the jews into concentration camps and gased them?

You should be banned for managing to both make a completely tasteless comparison, and have the analogy be completely irrelevant to the situation at hand.
 
belgurdo said:
Hardly (lolcaust gif, anyone?) but it was still a dumb thing to say

No, see, note the "I've" part of that comment. I've only been here for a few months but damn that was pretty much the dumbest thing I've seen said at GAF..
 
Amir0x said:
No, see, note the "I've" part of that comment. I've only been here for a few months but damn that was pretty much the dumbest thing I've seen said at GAF..

no mate. That's pretty much everything you've ever said on GAF. Their all pretty dumb so picking a dumbest is hard.
 
Odnetnin said:
no mate. That's pretty much everything you've ever said on GAF. Their all pretty dumb so picking a dumbest is hard.

Wow, that was both totally not clever AND an dimwitted dodge about what you said.
 
Turrican 2
Skyfox
ESPN NHL 2K5
Dawn of War
GTA San Andreas
Chronicles of Riddick
Satan's Hollow
Lazy Jones
Hacker
Transformers
Archon
Project: Firestarter
Sea Wolf
Radar Rat Race

How about MGS3?

I'm so torn on MGS3...to me it's like pure awesomeness...until I try to play it. I won't argue if anyone claims that I suck though, because I do suck at this game. I just wish it controlled like Splinter Cell...oh God why didn't it control like Splinter Cell?! :P

In many ways I enjoyed San Andreas more than Halo 2. I didn't see ANY basis for the hate it was getting, before it was released....but then again there always existed a group of people (who usually own a particular console which I won't name) that hated series from the get-go (well, the series when it turned 3D...and sold really well).
 
TOO BLACK

TOO ORANGE

ZOMG RAP SOUNDTRACK GAME RUINED

Hey guess what guys, CJ also dates WHITE WOMEN in the game! :O

IT'LL NEVER SELL!

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^^^ protagonist of the soon to be best selling game of this generation

HA HA HA HA HA HA THUMP

Bish, even if the proto-racists are already banned, you should still list them here for our mockery. :D

Oh, and hey, you forgot MAF and his "I just can't relate to a black guy in the ghetto" bit. XD
 
Guns N' Poops said:
To prove idiots like you how dumb your prejustice was. You sir get a boner at everything Nintendo related, but everything else gets bashed.

I've never said a bad word about San Andreas.

In fact- tell me a game I'm supposed to have "bashed" before?
 
Guns N' Poops said:
Oh come on, you were Borat as your last account. It's absolutely obvious.

I wasn't actually, sorry to dissapoint you. You shouldn't make assumptions and jump to conclusions like that though, it's not particularly fair.
 
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