Eminem said:
hope it was a good game to go to J2 =p
oh man.. last 3 games i've been to. Close to the end of last year, the game that got rained out and made into a double header which we weren't allowed to go to. Instead other fans got lucky and got a free second game and watched Cubs clinch. Then I went to the home opener where Maddux got pounded vs. these very same Reds on another cold windy night. Final like 13-2. This then a re-enactment of that.
But the good part, got wasted with a bunch of friends and acted like asses at a Cubs game. Coke and whiskey all day long. The high point of that being when we had to chuck the rest of this whiskey we had in a 20 ounce coke bottle so this dude could piss while stuck in traffic. He was seriously gonna die. So me and another friend are drinking as much whiskey as possible, passing it, and washing it down with coke.
Before the game meanwhile we go across the street to Starbucks to piss. Just like 4 of us all headed straight to the bathroom. Two girls are there and waiting. Its a 1 person restroom. So we're waiting there but not very patiently. The most wasted of us so far meanwhile is moaning in an offensive manner saying he can't hold it and when it comes out its gona just shoot like a hose. We let the one girl go and when she came back her 1 friend was just left with us. The wasted one goes in and he's still moaning loudly but this time while in the restroom. The girl's laughing her head off but finally says "I can't do this" and runs away to her friend.
Then coming out of the Cubs game one of my friends is yelling "Don't anybody worry! Cubs'll win it! Dont worry bout a thing. DONT YOU WORRY... Shit we fucked up today!". Again stuck in traffic on Clark and Addison outside Wrigley and he's yelling out the window whatever comes to mind. "Hey you cunt, Owww! Yeheah!". We had to settle him down and told him just to say nice things and he promises not to swear. Roll his window back down and he nicely says "Hey, lady, you are beautiful! You're gorgeous.. I want to fuck you!" *roll window back up*. Then we see a guy and declare no more swearing. So my friend tries seriously talking. "Cubs lost! Did you hear about that? It sucks." and he says "I gave up on those fucking losers a while ago". Well, since he started the swearing "....... you unfaithful cocksucker! Cubs are gonna fucking win it all!! Come over here, I'll beat your fucking ass! You fucking prick". Rest of the way home was spent trying to freestyle drunk. Good times. Stuff I remember anyway