• Hey, guest user. Hope you're enjoying NeoGAF! Have you considered registering for an account? Come join us and add your take to the daily discourse.

The Black Culture Thread |OT12| Days of Future Bans

Status
Not open for further replies.
Jackben

Jackben

bitch I'm taking calls.
royalan said:
THIS McDonald's ass nigga done posted a damn Dropbox worth of Costco brand freezer burnt vanilla ice cream...


STARTING TODAY:

We're gonna have us...

Make-it-wet Nigga Monday
Tasty Nigga Tuesday
Work-it Nigga Wednesday
Throw-that-thang Nigga Thursday
Freekum Nigga Friday

Starting with this juicy specimen.

yTx6Mhp.jpg

TW7ZHNI.jpg

bEzgKS7.jpg


The rich chocolate. Serving you Black Naruto realness...

DZpHIKL.gif
Click to expand...
looks like he is getting his "final boss" swag on. Just floats down from the heavens with his homespun parachute pants and lays a few endgame level spells on you and it's game over. I know he has dual katanas hidden somewhere.
 
J

JLynn

Member
andthebeatgoeson said:
My man stole Ruby Rhod's hat.

Man, what happened to Chris Tucker?


Can't it be that it was all so simple then...

*bass*

'Started on the island, aka Shaolin...'
Click to expand...


Speaking of Chris Tucker, me and the fiancée saw his Netflix special. She begged me to stop it eleven minutes in. We spent another half hour basically agreeing "Oh, how the mighty have fallen" and how Kevin Hart took his spot.
 
N

n00bsauce87

Member
Jackben said:
looks like he is getting his "final boss" swag on. Just floats down from the heavens with his homespun parachute pants and lays a few endgame level spells on you and it's game over. I know he has dual katanas hidden somewhere.
Click to expand...

I couldn't find the words, but final boss swag perfectly describes him
 
E

EloquentM

aka Mannny
Who called Roy posting men, who called it?!
Face it Tiger.. said:
we could do better fam.


plus, Roy will feel the need to show us the opposite gender.
Click to expand...
jacir, bruh, why. Also, Roy that's what you chose for tasty nigga Tuesday?


That dude Roy posted is so dark skinned he's gray. Looking like a dark skinned kratos
 
U

User 73706

Banned
n00bsauce87 said:
I couldn't find the words, but final boss swag perfectly describes him
Click to expand...

Nah, not a final boss. That dude's straight-up Dullahan. He's, like, the bonus superboss that you come across way too early into the game.

Dullahan_Dark_Dawn.jpg


Your party's cruising through some ruins and accidentally stumbles through a door that sends you to a coastal heavenscape. You see a summon off in the distance and then boom, this guy floats down with his pants flowing in the wind, battle immediately starts, battle music immediately lets you know you've fucked up, BOOM, dude outpaces all your characters, disables all your spells, one-shots just about every party member and you haven't even gotten to your turn yet. YOU DIED.
 
J

jmood88

Member
EloquentM said:
Who called Roy posting men, who called it?!
jacir, bruh, why. Also, Roy that's what you chose for tasty nigga Tuesday?


That dude Roy posted is so dark skinned he's gray. Looking like a dark skinned kratos
Click to expand...
His skin looks like the ashy sisters' from the Proud Family. I've never seen a nigga that dark in my life.

andthebeatgoeson said:
I won't hype mediocre girls period. That's why I didn't respond to these keke post.
Click to expand...

#AllMediocreGirlsMatter
 
Y

Yaphett Kotto

Member
Speaking of mediocre white girls, anyone else finding it unsurprising people are failing to understand what was wrong with the UA sorority recruiting video?
 
R

royalan

Member
So first we posted a damn dirty swimming pool worth of white women...in the black culture thread.

Now we're making fun of dark skin...in the black culture thread.

8WLY7Mq.gif


Y'all are going to hell.


ANYWAY. I personally prefer my chocolate dark, so THAT nigga could come through and bust these cakes open any day of the week.
 
J

jmood88

Member
royalan said:
So first we posted a damn dirty swimming pool worth of white women...in the black culture thread.

Now we're making fun of dark skin...in the black culture thread.

8WLY7Mq.gif


Y'all are going to hell.


ANYWAY. I personally prefer my chocolate dark, so THAT nigga could come through and bust these cakes open any day of the week.
Click to expand...
If it makes you feel better, I showed his picture to one of my female friends to make fun of his skin being navy blue but she just started talking about how fine he was.
 
A

akira28

Member
royalan said:
So first we posted a damn dirty swimming pool worth of white women...in the black culture thread.

Now we're making fun of dark skin...in the black culture thread.

8WLY7Mq.gif


Y'all are going to hell.


ANYWAY. I personally prefer my chocolate dark, so THAT nigga could come through and bust these cakes open any day of the week.
Click to expand...

I didn't know the Chiss had black people. Got this dude looking like Admiral Thrawn's black grandchild. This nigga needs an umbrella to float down on so he can walk on water and kick Naruto's ass and leave a big ass Kareem Abdul style footprint on his chest.

Jacir broke the post up tho, only 2 white women sighted. He hooked us up with that chocolate and honey, vanille stayed home.
 
S

Sou Da

Member
I find the fact that Tyga has a show on MTV hilarious. Like every element of the episode I saw is better because of the Ls he took.

-Dude had a signing where 120 people showed up.
Literally the only people who bought the gold album
-Hugged a 14 year old girl at the sigining because he was the first dude to follow her back on instagram.
Yeah that one speaks for itself.
 
K

Kreed

Member
royalan said:
THIS McDonald's ass nigga done posted a damn Dropbox worth of Costco brand freezer burnt vanilla ice cream...


STARTING TODAY:

We're gonna have us...

Make-it-wet Nigga Monday
Tasty Nigga Tuesday
Work-it Nigga Wednesday
Throw-that-thang Nigga Thursday
Freekum Nigga Friday

Starting with this juicy specimen.

yTx6Mhp.jpg

TW7ZHNI.jpg

bEzgKS7.jpg


The rich chocolate. Serving you Black Naruto realness...

DZpHIKL.gif
Click to expand...

Felix_von_Luschan_Skin_Color_Chart.JPG


Damn, we might have to update the chart.
 
S

Sou Da

Member
Jacir said:
OK folks. I tripled check this...so u know. Tried to group them into race but I was taking too much time. Race is ultimately so arbitrary anyways. All colors ma..... I wont go there lol. Anyway here we go.

http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8fhzfurz01r03eaxo1_r1_400.gif
http://40.media.tumblr.com/437e782cbfd6f00261f0ba4a40fc052a/tumblr_nt71dulKMS1r6kxf9o1_540.jpg
http://41.media.tumblr.com/e0c1477bcadf19ad36bf71353df7be75/tumblr_nt71dulKMS1r6kxf9o2_540.jpg
http://41.media.tumblr.com/23672297cf0167e61f5bfdb7dac455ca/tumblr_nt90fzDU3o1ru873no1_540.jpg
http://40.media.tumblr.com/6fd589b59bc0ee6f4802a1f81c51dbf9/tumblr_nt90fzDU3o1ru873no2_540.jpg
http://41.media.tumblr.com/cb682bed898415b50794e6e58f64f7ad/tumblr_nt90fzDU3o1ru873no3_540.jpg
http://40.media.tumblr.com/5b06c70739e95d86624fbb845cc8b4fd/tumblr_ns4i2tGmnV1ru423qo3_540.jpg
http://40.media.tumblr.com/8e3c020c4c8ec519c8bd2fd328ef2133/tumblr_nphosp09V41ryvfd6o1_1280.jpg
http://41.media.tumblr.com/f42dbb9728ea20a330df8cc12db4fa9f/tumblr_n3s3i5yggq1qdbidqo1_1280.jpg
http://40.media.tumblr.com/efbab7a7206bcbecceb5b6a6863580ff/tumblr_ninbuu1nh61ryvfd6o2_540.jpg
http://40.media.tumblr.com/8036cb932ecef68f03770c315b723e51/tumblr_ninbuu1nh61ryvfd6o3_540.jpg
http://40.media.tumblr.com/dfe5d8f782f73b3918b0f1dc6010d8c3/tumblr_ninbuu1nh61ryvfd6o4_540.jpg
http://41.media.tumblr.com/952ce4447ac8b2895c536d389c227268/tumblr_nho4juVWca1tmgm3yo1_500.jpg
http://36.media.tumblr.com/d61609aa1d86da06115c81fcb49e61b3/tumblr_nhnr1dMQWj1tum6zbo1_500.png
http://41.media.tumblr.com/a3db3d7a2b499dc05928c179d2b7cb99/tumblr_n9vwi97X061s4b63xo1_500.jpg
http://36.media.tumblr.com/3535219aea7a9f8192670810461e8446/tumblr_n8kpw4WwZf1rryb3ao1_500.jpg
http://38.media.tumblr.com/7d30fb8cd931a80ce6cfdd433f879ed4/tumblr_n8lif8Z7WF1shpxdro1_400.gif

http://41.media.tumblr.com/590137684799f737a824dfa66a7f2d6d/tumblr_nt975bKU0q1qfg8cxo1_1280.jpg
http://41.media.tumblr.com/9908d1c7bed2058201599b3fd88e0b18/tumblr_nt975yia4P1qfg8cxo1_1280.jpg
http://40.media.tumblr.com/0a66ddba0a5069d1cb0812687f0a6011/tumblr_nssc0yaavo1r3zbodo1_1280.jpg
http://40.media.tumblr.com/cac4b8fed7b436616165dc4463df85c5/tumblr_nsgk4fdEfd1qfj14lo2_540.jpg
http://41.media.tumblr.com/1f1517e848d60fcf2186e52c7f56b79e/tumblr_nsgk4fdEfd1qfj14lo4_400.jpg
http://40.media.tumblr.com/8097669ed4b8c58edc90d34c84b067e6/tumblr_nsgk4fdEfd1qfj14lo5_540.jpg
http://40.media.tumblr.com/0843b25dcb3ead2791def23bd010ff49/tumblr_nssz0khvmJ1rxw2vco1_1280.jpg
http://41.media.tumblr.com/ccc6663ce04ca917ff6b12be11022372/tumblr_nq43o10XkC1qgyuxfo1_540.jpg
http://40.media.tumblr.com/23daadddf1090a65c4b42ee928f01ffd/tumblr_nq43o10XkC1qgyuxfo8_540.jpg
http://36.media.tumblr.com/18b2457f80918a1893d30018d490f5d1/tumblr_nq43o10XkC1qgyuxfo9_540.jpg
http://41.media.tumblr.com/d6c4c95e8985b325cc3315bf45124b84/tumblr_nq43o10XkC1qgyuxfo10_540.jpg
http://40.media.tumblr.com/dcc50801b810d5fbcc5f0909928bf148/tumblr_nr1o40w3Vd1tx3uebo1_1280.jpg
http://40.media.tumblr.com/942418f4a56034c8bf94a3f1079660cc/tumblr_nrwfwoWMmO1tx3uebo2_500.jpg
http://36.media.tumblr.com/27c8ce0b06c9fcb8e2a8ddb67c921a9d/tumblr_nrn1k8qAnm1t0yj4wo1_540.jpg
http://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5weq3mjg21ry4pdno1_1280.jpg
http://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5w9nxuFrx1qh4pwmo1_500.png
http://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4hompJVPv1r0g0nco1_500.jpg
http://40.media.tumblr.com/f9cc8748f5ea3a6be8c91329c43cfb65/tumblr_nt8wg4FAyt1syb2gfo1_400.jpg
http://41.media.tumblr.com/dd77ef945d75b4e1a0b12a46f5dedb78/tumblr_nq3f4gixjo1trzjdqo1_1280.jpg
http://41.media.tumblr.com/54f6e9da07ea584616b474a2bd32cd17/tumblr_nt7efiEKUJ1r3zbodo1_540.jpg
http://40.media.tumblr.com/dc6576a6cd6b6b36b4d2aabed4c0ecf3/tumblr_nt7efiEKUJ1r3zbodo2_540.jpg
http://41.media.tumblr.com/942c8b43a63c5d9c3496809408e77b9b/tumblr_nt7efiEKUJ1r3zbodo3_540.jpg

http://41.media.tumblr.com/4e92ffff83e013c29ea4b66ab89d51a7/tumblr_nqu5h8auei1qh23w8o4_540.jpg
http://41.media.tumblr.com/371bd5c622b4946afdd8ebc6f4a92a73/tumblr_nqu5h8auei1qh23w8o9_540.jpg
http://36.media.tumblr.com/c068efa6a8e22ef02f46b930c0d56da0/tumblr_noe07ciaVK1tx8j4jo1_1280.jpg
http://40.media.tumblr.com/a677eac20588a2d7ecb699d380c3269c/tumblr_npzp7sR0yL1r6kxf9o1_500.jpg
http://41.media.tumblr.com/775b9f70f5466144ee98d2ac45d1aec3/tumblr_nt4zecTKj61qkzi5eo1_540.jpg
http://41.media.tumblr.com/8e0fe93600ff146f2fed7cf0ad2b901b/tumblr_nt4zecTKj61qkzi5eo2_400.jpg
http://41.media.tumblr.com/df7c425a3f51a8c8843cd750a69c90ac/tumblr_nt4zecTKj61qkzi5eo5_540.jpg
http://40.media.tumblr.com/d2a6e2c0893e3841b1b63d21abf7563e/tumblr_nt4zecTKj61qkzi5eo3_540.jpg
http://41.media.tumblr.com/71d9cd48cb5e9e1295f027e03154d0c1/tumblr_nt4zecTKj61qkzi5eo4_540.jpg
http://36.media.tumblr.com/044ec599bad301b8e92056e8744cc952/tumblr_nt4zecTKj61qkzi5eo7_400.jpg
http://41.media.tumblr.com/176727d48e00fa8a59ce6798dc73d8e4/tumblr_nt4zecTKj61qkzi5eo8_400.jpg
http://41.media.tumblr.com/086feccb8c2a1ec47d7c3a27aa13b9af/tumblr_nt4zecTKj61qkzi5eo6_540.jpg

EDIT- holy shit. I didn't realize how many lol.
Click to expand...

How many tabs do you have open at a time?
 
F

FeenixRising

Banned
I come back in this thread and we in here thirst in regular ass melanin deficient women and hidden fighting game characters on the select screen turned models.

Okay.
 
E

EloquentM

aka Mannny
akira28 said:
shit you know half the people in here envy dude, it's just jokes. If I was that dark I would walk around like a movie extra, in slow motion, fog effects or black glitter or something flowing off of me.
Click to expand...
I would walk around with a tacky sparkling vest. Keeping the parachute pants though.
 
A

Africanus

Member
royalan said:
THIS McDonald's ass nigga done posted a damn Dropbox worth of Costco brand freezer burnt vanilla ice cream...


STARTING TODAY:

We're gonna have us...

Make-it-wet Nigga Monday
Tasty Nigga Tuesday
Work-it Nigga Wednesday
Throw-that-thang Nigga Thursday
Freekum Nigga Friday

Starting with this juicy specimen.

yTx6Mhp.jpg

TW7ZHNI.jpg

bEzgKS7.jpg


The rich chocolate. Serving you Black Naruto realness...

DZpHIKL.gif
Click to expand...

I thought I was dark...
This man went further beyond.
I must learn the ways of the super dark.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.

Similar threads

  • Locked
Xbox launches "Black History Month" promotional campaign for the month of February.
2 3 4 5
228
19K
MidGenRefresh replied
how to make an actually interesting "ban me" thread
2
75
6K
AJUMP23 replied
Adventure Games Thread 2022 - We CAN use these things together
|OT| 11 12 13 14 15
715
75K
DownLikeBCPowder replied
The all encompassing character looks discussion thread....
39
5K
Vaelka replied
Adventure Games Thread 2021 - The Future of Fine Leather Jackets
|OT| 9 10 11 12 13
623
72K
SlimeGooGoo replied
Top Bottom