Smashed a nurse who's fiancee cheated on her. Smashed a couple of times and woke up to him banging on the door at 4 am. He knew I was in there; glad she hit the deadbolt. Her daughter from another one was sleep. He had assumed the daddy role and he was talking about how I was in there with his 'daughter' there asleep. That goes on for an hour in an apartment complex. Luckily, she's on the bottom floor and he's out front. She has a back door. Damn, as I type this, I'm finding more Ls. I almost forgot half this shit. She was kind of cute but was throwing thirst after being cheated on. I should have known.
So, after an hour, put my shit on and realize there's a back door escape. So, I slip out from there. But the dude was driving around the whole complex. So, I lay low in the bushes and go to my car after he calms down over another 30 minutes. I think he's a state trooper or something. Dude was calling my phone and everything.
And, once, tried to take her on a trip to DC. She says the day of, her sister was going to Virginia beach. I'm like, 'that's cool, we can do that.' Go there and cancel the hotel in DC. That's another L. Lost that deposit. We end up on the beach, not partying or anything.
And last time I smashed, tried to do her in the butt. She gives me the clapper. Got damn. I think she was hiding her bacterial strains in her butt. She said they mostly did anal sex. I think I smashed once or twice without a hat. But the butt try did me in. Or she was playing both angles.
I feel bad remembering that.
Why you got to bring up old shit?
