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[Afrocious]

So the topic is Coon Souls 3: The cumshot? I'm confused.

Life is too short to play dark souls

i dont have hooves for hands so i dunno what to tell you

here's a vid of me fighting a bloodborne boss drunk. pls don't do what i did in the first half of the vid

https://www.facebook.com/jarett.roman/videos/10152680852902680/?permPage=1

pics of some hair choices.

the 'please fuck my shit up - i got you fam':

lulu:

i was born a man:

relaxer:

just bought jandro some grains:

her hair does this naturally:

im just a farm girl wtf why is all this shit trying to kill me:

lollipop chainsaw or im a 12 year old in a 24 year old's body:

EDIT - found two more choices...kind like both

how many times do i gotta tell you this is not berserk goddammit fuck off pls

don't care for long hair

 

[Numb]

He's all thumbs hooves..

i dont have hooves for hands so i dunno what to tell you

I almost forgot

 

[MikeBreezy92]

I like the Jandro hairstyle lol

 

[Numb]

You already Caska
Go all the way

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Go with the best

Go with the jandro

 

[Professor Beef]

pics of some hair choices.

the 'please fuck my shit up - i got you fam':

aka "the furyous"

 

[Gordon Shumway]

Go with the best

Go with the jandro

.

 

[FeenixRising]

How y'all jump from porn to Dark Souls hairstyles?

 

[Johndoey]

How y'all jump from porn to Dark Souls hairstyles?

It's a natural linear progression.

 

[Cindi Mayweather]

How y'all jump from porn to Dark Souls hairstyles?

Considering both are related to black representation in media, it makes sense.

 

[EloquentM]

I can't with y'all no more.
what would BCT gaf meetup be like?

 

[Afrocious]

changed up the face a little. made her nose wider and lips redder

final hair choices

 

[cdyhybrid]

I can't with y'all no more.
what would BCT gaf meetup be like?

Boozy.

 

[EloquentM]

Boozy.

fire.emoji

 

[Professor Beef]

I can't with y'all no more.
what would BCT gaf meetup be like?

roasting session
argument about where to go for lunch
roasting session
BBQ
possible fight

 

[Numb]

roasting session
argument about where to go for lunch
roasting session
BBQ
everyone getting bodied by immortal

ftfy

 

[Professor Beef]

ftfy

who the fuck would be gutsy enough to fuck with immortal though
as soon as i see him form a fist, i'm fixing a plate and dipping out, fuck that

 

[Dai101]

roasting session
argument about where to go for lunch
roasting session
BBQ
possible fight
Spades/Dominoes
Probably a call to 911 after that
Booze

FTFY

 

[Numb]

who the fuck would be gutsy enough to fuck with immortal though
as soon as i see him form a fist, i'm fixing a plate and dipping out, fuck that

We'll just be swept away like musou grunts
depends on how fast you can split

 

[Slayven]

We are our own worse enemy

 

[Kreed]

All that's available is a recording of the same ear bleeding audio stream:

http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/85472677

There looks to be some funny stuff in here but I'll wait for a better version.

For those who don't want to wait for better audio, here are the list of nominees, winners, and links to the full clips that they showed on the show:

Coon Train Awards:

Political Sambo of the Year:

Ben Carson
Martin Baker aka the black Dareen Wilson supporter
WINNER: Kamau Bakari

Sportscaster coon of the Year:

Charles Barkley
WINNER: Stephen A Smith
Dexter Manley

Plantation Preacher of the Year:

Pastor Johnathan Gentry
Pastor Darrell Scott
WINNER: Pastor James David Manning


Mammy of the Year:

Omarosa
Peggy Hubbard
WINNER: Diamond & Silk


Biggest On-Location News Coon of the Year:

A Piece Of Burger Guy
The House is on fire lady
WINNER: Christon Scriven/Black Friend of Dylan Roof


Youtube Coon of the Year:

Painlessrisen
David Carroll
WINNER: Tommy Sotomayor


House Negro Newscaster of the Year:

Juan Williams
Don Lemon
WINNER: Larry Elder

Biggest Coon Ensemble:

LA NAACP
Negro Clergy For Racist Levi Pettit
WINNER: Black Pastors for Trump


Hip Hop Sambo of the Year:

RZA
Bobby Shmurda
WINNER: Kevin Gates

Caucasian Coon of the Year:

Stitches
Miley Cyrus
WINNER: Riff Raff

Mammy of the Year:

Raven Symone
Crystal Wright
WINNER: Stacey Dash

Coon of the Year:

Kenneth Thompson
WINNER: Sheriff David Clarke
Jessee Lee Peterson

 

[Dai101]

Caucasian Coon of the Year

What the what?

 

[Professor Beef]

We'll just be swept away like musou grunts
depends on how fast you can split

ain't nobody catching me with these

 

[Cindi Mayweather]

I can't with y'all no more.
what would BCT gaf meetup be like?

I like to get high.

 

[Order]

I can't with y'all no more.
what would BCT gaf meetup be like?

Horses

 

[Numb]

oh boy
That Tommy Sotomayor

ain't nobody catching me with these

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vintage speed

[quote="Cindi Mayweather, post: 200751718"]I like to get high.[/QUOTE]

Cindi Mayweather
I like to get high
(Today, 05:33 AM)

 

[Dai101]

I like to get high.

mah gurl.

oh boy
Cindi Mayweather
I like to get high
(Today, 05:33 AM)

 

[bobbychalkers]

I've only played Bloodborne, good to see they bumped up some of the hidden negro presets.

How y'all jump from porn to Dark Souls hairstyles?

I gave up on trying to understand the cycle here a long time ago. I just go with the flow.

 

[FyreWulff]

I like to get high.

subscribed

bodied by Immortal

"everyone, welcome to suplex city"

 

[Afrocious]

this first boss just made me wish i was playing bloodborne

 

[FeenixRising]

I'll body all y'all in Uno if we ever meet up, just letting you know that right now.

 

[EloquentM]

Lol

 

[Parallax]

ftfy

noones gonna go up against immortal fairly. he gets hit by a car then run through by bats before shit goes down

 

[Numb]

noones gonna go up against immortal fairly. he gets hit by a car then run through by bats before shit goes down

collusion right before the meet
hope it'll be enough

 

[Cindi Mayweather]

I'll body all y'all in Uno if we ever meet up, just letting you know that right now.

Uno is for lames.

Spoiler

Teach me Uno

 

[Afrocious]

just like 99% of the souls bosses, lock on doesn't help at all

Uno is for lames.

Spoiler

Teach me Uno

Uno is for kids while phase 10 is for grown ppl

also how do you not know UNO?

 

[Cindi Mayweather]

Uno is for kids while phase 10 is for grown ppl

also how do you not know UNO?

I told you already. I thought Uno was lame as a kid. I thought it was so dumb it wasn't worth learning how to play.

 

[Professor Beef]

collusion right before the meet
hope it'll be enough

he'll bust out that one Debo line

"what's that gonna do...besides make me mad"

 

[Afrocious]

I told you already. I thought Uno was lame as a kid. I thought it was so dumb it wasn't worth learning how to play.

eh you didn't miss much. it's a game where folks can get salty real quick.

the difference about phase 10 is that it's like UNO except you might form alliances to bring down a player for good. it's pretty gruesome

 

[Dai101]

Guys, fellas, bruhs.

Remember? The last time we talked about UNO i had the migra comming for me.


Also, nothing beats drunk Jenga

 

[Numb]

he'll bust out that one Debo line

"what's that gonna do...besides make me mad"

rip

 

[FeenixRising]

just like 99% of the souls bosses, lock on doesn't help at all



Uno is for kids while phase 10 is for grown ppl

also how do you not know UNO?

Don't nobody around here play Phase 10

Spoiler

only people I knew who played it were white, take that as you will.

Uno with the homies >>>>

 

[MikeBreezy92]

Man Queen Erykah Badu just got the wrath of "woke" blacks and femenists on Twitter.

 

[ChamplooJones]

Man Queen Erykah Badu just got the wrath of "woke" blacks and femenists on Twitter.

What happened?

 

[FeenixRising]

Man Queen Erykah Badu just got the wrath of "woke" blacks and femenists on Twitter.

What she do?

 

[Afrocious]

only people I knew who played it were white, take that as you will.

wow. excuse you? fuck off with that.

 

[akira28]

Caucasian Coon of the Year

What the what?

drag drag drag and drag. all wigs must snag.

 

[bishoptl]

Alright, this slander has to stop. Blackpoints crashed and burned because I don't know shit about DND, but I do know me some YGO!

Words fail me.

 

[ApharmdX]

we getting somewhere. not a fan of the hair selections

IIRC DS2 at least had braids

this is already a better character creator than bb's

That's a pretty good job with the character creator. It took me about 30 minutes to make a female character that I was pleased with, but yours looks better than mine.

 

[D i Z]

What happened?

What she do?

She's holding a discussion on the ramifications of alluring attire for the young ladies at school. Specifically centering the conversation around the nature of young men (students and teachers), and their ability (or lack there of) to resist raping said girls because of alluring attire.

Edit:

It's actually framed cleaner than that, and she's presented her position fairly well. Interesting discussion if you manage to avoid the raging comments.