To my white friends,
As you guys know we are upon the eve of the 2012 election. The polls in North Carolina have closed so now I may reveal the truth to you. The contest has been extremely close and well fought. Because you guys mean so much to me I feel it is my duty to warn you. What you are about to read must stay between us as I have put my own life and the lives of my family
in danger to communicate this warning to you. If the President is no reelected tomorrow there will be a black revolution of which the world has never seen. The streets will run red with the blood of white families caught unaware as my people descend upon their unsuspecting houses.
It is too late to warn your loved ones as their fates have already been sealed. I've made arrangements for a few of you to be protected. If Romney wins those of you who are under my protection will receive an email or text at 1 pm tonight with instructions on how to get to the promised land of Canada. Darric has already followed my instructions and is safely out of the country. Those who do not get the email... I wish you the best of luck as no mercy will be shown in the uprising. Withers and Jeremy you know what you did. At this point you can only pray that Obama wins and this is all avoided. All unprotected white people will have to face the bleak future. Your women will be bred, your children will be reeducated and you will be forced into hiding or worse. That's right the Neo-Nazis were telling the truth. How did this all start you ask?
As I'm sure many of you have suspected I have been a plant among you. 15 years ago I was a homeless black man living on the streets of the inner city when a democratic pollster recruited me. They got me off the streets, trained me to integrate white society and gave me a new identity. Operation Silent Darkness was initiated as we were introduced to our Kenyan Muslim leader through a series of community "organizing events". We learned hand to hand combat, weapons training and job interview skills. Our goal was to take the country's highest office covertly or in cases like tonight... by force.
Through a series of drunken conversations about politics I have tried to get as many of you to vote for Obama as I could. I didn't expect to get any but the few confirmed votes that I did convert will be noted. I have been measuring which of you have slowly gotten into the NBA, hip hop music and The Boondocks or Black Dynamite. Your street credit ratings will be taken into account when the emails are sent tonight. In the new America, which we have tentatively dubbed "America X" there will be no room the white man. If Romney wins this will be the last communication any of you receive from me, Chill Will or Zoom. For Cross you will also no longer hear from Joe. I think that's all the black people you know so that should suffice for now. However in the event that Obama wins please disregard this email. Good luck gentlemen. I can't say it was a pleasure infiltrating your circle of whiteness but it has been interesting.
Sincerely Yours,
Jamal Montgomery