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The Black Culture Thread |OT4| Learn to love the BBC

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HomShaBom

Banned
Slayven said:
Last time I be honest with you guys. Kpop gaf wouldn't think I was weird, maybe I will become a free agent.
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We've gotten together and decided it's time for an intervention. Just sit down for a moment.
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RedSwirl

Junior Member
DominoKid said:
after streaming porn became a thing, i never understood why people would ever download again.



my mom's fam is real bad about this because one of my mom's uncles was slanging dick to every woman in town he could back in the day. so i remember being in elementary school at a PTA conference playing w/ some kids, and their mom comes out of nowhere all sideways at my mom harassing her. to make a long story short, she basically took her kids away and told them not to be friends w/ me, which sort of worked i guess. i asked my mom about it recently and she said the lady was one of her uncles many illegitmate kids (and her cousin) that hated her because dude was closer to her than his own daughter.

we'll be around town and run into her cousins and they are just salty as fuck. they hate on my mom so hard. and its not like its even her fault that her uncle didn't have a relationship w/ his own kids, but they are so bitter about it.



really? i can't think of a single positive thing to say about it.
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I'm just recently realizing that my own nuclear family (my parents, my brother, and I) is a bit of an anomaly within my extended family. I'm still coming to grips with how many kids one of my older first cousins has.
 
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Gorillaz

Member
slay you can't actually leave....see that's the trick of "the bucket" you will always be in it forever....or until you take sky diving classes like Hom
Devolution said:
What I do hate is finding a chick I like watching and her tits bounce. Come across newer stuff and she got bolt ons. Sigh.
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That's the common feel from everyone. It hurts...it hurts
Alligatorjandro said:
some stuff you cant recover from

like finding out your granddad used to mess around with midget dude strippers
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jandro is there something you want to discuss as well
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Boss Riovane

Member
What in the flying fuck did I miss. Its my day off so I'm doing shit rather than GAF. But I lurked at 1 and came back on to prolapses, salty cousins, devos preferences, and pissing octopuses. Damn folk what did I miss?
 
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ViewtifulJC

Banned
We really should have seen this coming. Alligatorjandro sounds like he gets up to some country ass shit you might not mention at social gatherings.

But we family, so let the truth be heard
 
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ViewtifulJC

Banned
first dates are always cheap dates, for me. I aint bout to blow a bunch of money on a chick I'm not even sure I can hold a conversation with.

I remember one of my boys spent like $140 at a restaurant for this chick he just met. Maaaan, me and the boys were grillin' her ass about that shit for ages. What part of the game is that?
 
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Slayven

Member
ViewtifulJC said:
first dates are always cheap dates, for me. I aint bout to blow a bunch of money on a chick I'm not even sure I can hold a conversation with.

I remember one of my boys spent like $140 at a restaurant for this chick he just met. Maaaan, me and the boys were grillin' her ass about that shit for ages. What part of the game is that?
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Shit, Parttime could plan a wedding and honeymoon for a 140 dollars.
 
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TheKaeptain

Banned
ViewtifulJC said:
first dates are always cheap dates, for me. I aint bout to blow a bunch of money on a chick I'm not even sure I can hold a conversation with.

I remember one of my boys spent like $140 at a restaurant for this chick he just met. Maaaan, me and the boys were grillin' her ass about that shit for ages. What part of the game is that?
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I'm paying like $1,000 to take a Japanese chick, I haven't even met in person, to a dodgers game in Sept. it's not even a date. I just promised a friend I would show her around town.
 
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ReiGun

Member
Also, is it just my little corner, or does black twitter have it out for dark skin women? Every other day, they catching slander.

ViewtifulJC said:
first dates are always cheap dates, for me. I aint bout to blow a bunch of money on a chick I'm not even sure I can hold a conversation with.

I remember one of my boys spent like $140 at a restaurant for this chick he just met. Maaaan, me and the boys were grillin' her ass about that shit for ages. What part of the game is that?
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One of my boys spent like $110 on a first date with a chick. Talkin' bout, "She has expensive taste." We fried his ass. He didn't even take her on another date; he couldn't choose a place because "She won't eat just anywhere, yo."

But then, he's one of those types to just spend money in general.
 
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Zeus Molecules

illegal immigrants are stealing our air
ViewtifulJC said:
first dates are always cheap dates, for me. I aint bout to blow a bunch of money on a chick I'm not even sure I can hold a conversation with.

I remember one of my boys spent like $140 at a restaurant for this chick he just met. Maaaan, me and the boys were grillin' her ass about that shit for ages. What part of the game is that?
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Nope that's not a part of the game at all.

My only tip for first date's always do a venue change. For some reason it always makes first dates seem more substantial regardless of the money that is spent. you could spend $20 altogether and the commute between places adds to the time spent together.... for free
 
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Slayven

Member
Best thing about the internet is it allows anyone to express their opinion, the worst thing is it convinces them that their opinion needs to be heard.
 
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DY_nasty

NeoGAF's official "was this shooting justified" consultant
immortal

i just got clearance to work out on my own in the gym (which is a pretty big deal in the army) and i was tooo fucking happy apparently. spent the weekend prior going through gnc like a kid in the candy store and started the week off like the start of a naruto montage. out of nowhere, my current boss asks tells me to skip on the gym and go on a weighted walk with the rest of my team (who do NOT work out at all and are an insult to women who want to join any combat operation).

Shit was flipped over this.

Like.

People went through the motions of iwanttodifusetosituationbuthetoomadblackandstronk
 
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Slayven

Member
DY_nasty said:
immortal

i just got clearance to work out on my own in the gym (which is a pretty big deal in the army) and i was tooo fucking happy apparently. spent the weekend prior going through gnc like a kid in the candy store and started the week off like the start of a naruto montage. out of nowhere, my current boss asks tells me to skip on the gym and go on a weighted walk with the rest of my team (who do NOT work out at all and are an insult to women who want to join any combat operation).

Shit was flipped over this.

Like.

People went through the motions of iwanttodifusetosituationbuthetoomadblackandstronk
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Make sure you hit up fitness Gaf for tips.
 
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Slayven

Member
TheKaeptain said:
Sadly her English is kind of shit.


I promised my friend I wouldn't but she posted pics of her doing some squats and... Yeah there is no way I can say no if she is down. Going by my friend's last message I don't think I am going to have try that hard either.
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Big Diikku is the universal translator.
 
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Mr. Patch

Member
This dude's girlfriend on Catfish tonight made me realize how small this world is. She went to school right down the road from where I grew up.
 
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TheKaeptain

Banned
Mr. Patch said:
This dude's girlfriend on Catfish tonight made me realize how small this world is. She went to school right down the road from where I grew up.
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Shit like that has happened to me. This really hot chick I grew up with was on The Real World as one of the sluts the guys pick up at the bar.
 
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