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DY_nasty · May 2, 2014

Furyous said:
I remember a story few years back from the morning jones where Jordan broke a sports writer for his girl.

Imagine the outrage if social media existed back during Jordan's run if his adulterous ways were exposed. ESPN would end dude's career with non stop diasterbation over his cheating ways. Remember Jordan's not going for 10's but average 6s and 7s aka normal women. He'd face legit drama in every city.

It would be everywhere, sure, but MJ had no problem whatsoever being the villain face to face with the other big names and popular figures. It was Stern who turned him into the hardworking, ever humble idol that he's known as but unlike LBJ and to a certain degree Kobe.... MJ could've absolutely thrived off of being the greatest heel in sports history.

Shit, it would've probably made him even stronger.

Boss Riovane · May 2, 2014

royalan said:
Lookin straight up like my older cousins heading out on a Friday night in the 90s.

THIS is why Rihanna is #Bad.

Watch Twitter not get the homage being paid here.

Riri look goddamn Niobe. Straight enter the matrix. Looking like she bout to fight agents and sing Disturbia.

DrFunk · May 2, 2014

tmdorsey said:
Coach Bud fucked up putting in Lou Williams on that last possession.

The new logo gives me life, at least

KumaJG · May 2, 2014

If you're rich and famous better off being single, unless of course your find yourself a soldier.

Gorillaz · May 2, 2014

Alligatorjandro said:
MJ is a terrible person

he fucked your girl didn't he?

I heard the whole story about his dad being killed because of his gambling habits. Fucked up tho

GhettoGamer · May 2, 2014

DY_nasty said:
It would be everywhere, sure, but MJ had no problem whatsoever being the villain face to face with the other big names and popular figures. It was Stern who turned him into the hardworking, ever humble idol that he's known as but unlike LBJ and to a certain degree Kobe.... MJ could've absolutely thrived off of being the greatest heel in sports history.

Shit, it would've probably made him even stronger.

I think Kobe would embrace it arms wide open, his assholeness is up there with jordan, whether he is emulating jordan is up for grab.

Alligatorjandro · May 2, 2014

Gorillaz said:
he fucked your girl didn't he?

I heard the whole story about his dad being killed because of his gambling habits. Fucked up tho

he might be your dad

Gorillaz · May 2, 2014

Alligatorjandro said:
he might be your dad

Wouldn't be surprised if my whole life was a lie at this point.

He really could be the biggest heel in NBA history. Dude could teach HHH a lesson on burying people's career and life

GhettoGamer · May 2, 2014

Gorillaz said:
Wouldn't be surprised if my whole life was a lie at this point.

He really could be the biggest heel in NBA history. Dude could teach HHH a lesson on burying people's career and life

Everytime i need a good laugh I look up those jordan quotes

Alligatorjandro · May 2, 2014

The funniest one was when he called Mugsy Bogues a fucking midget.

royalan · May 2, 2014

Speaking of fashion, I just realized that Marvin Gaye is my "Black Hipster" style icon:

GhettoGamer · May 2, 2014

Alligatorjandro said:
The funniest one was when he called Mugsy Bogues a fucking midget.

My personal fave

I hope there's a jumpshot in there." - Michael to Stacey King who was walking into the locker room with a box

KumaJG · May 2, 2014

Who best trash talker in NBA history?

ViewtifulJC · May 2, 2014

GhettoGamer said:
My personal fave

"They don't need a ticket to watch you sitting on the bench. They can go to your house for that." - Michael to Charles Davis who was sorting through his tickets for his family and friends

MorisUkunRasik · May 2, 2014

Little Kuma said:
Who best trash talker in NBA history?

Payton or Miller.

J10 · May 2, 2014

I need a link to these Jordan gems.

GhettoGamer · May 2, 2014

ViewtifulJC said:
"They don't need a ticket to watch you sitting on the bench. They can go to your house for that." - Michael to Charles Davis who was sorting through his tickets for his family and friends

This is why i dont think lebron can take on prime jordan, jordan is an asshole with a killer instinct. Imagine lebron playing jordan when delonte west was banging his mom, jordan will have lebron ready to fight.

Byakuya769 · May 2, 2014

Little Kuma said:
Who best trash talker in NBA history?

The Glove.

DrFunk · May 2, 2014

royalan said:
Speaking of fashion, I just realized that Marvin Gaye is my "Black Hipster" style icon:

Gaye was indeed the hipster - I saw a pic of him with silver boots on

GhettoGamer · May 2, 2014

J10 said:
I need a link to these Jordan gems.

http://bbs.clutchfans.net/archive/index.php/t-188533.html

KumaJG · May 2, 2014

Chuck is quick to call someone a donut

soundscream · May 2, 2014

I knew about the underwear, but not the rest.............

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=811798

Infinite · May 2, 2014

soundscream said:
I knew about the underwear, but not the rest.............

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=811798

First of all this shit is not only old but not even unique to Japan. I hate when shitty blogs do a "omg Japans is so weird!!!!!" story and all they do is highlight some obscure nonexistent fetish like its common place. Fuck outta here with that.

Zeus Molecules · May 2, 2014

royalan said:
Lookin straight up like my older cousins heading out on a Friday night in the 90s.

THIS is why Rihanna is #Bad.

Watch Twitter not get the homage being paid here.

Brown skinned women with black/dark brown lipstick

KumaJG · May 2, 2014

#DEAD

J10 · May 2, 2014

I met a black girl tonight named Foteshia.

Infinite · May 2, 2014

J10 said:
I met a black girl tonight named Foteshia.

Is she cute?

J10 · May 2, 2014

double jump · May 2, 2014

the black community needs to come together and ban any variation of names ending in eshia.

just testing

Byakuya769 · May 2, 2014

J10 said:
Yes.

Do it Fo Teshia.

J10 · May 2, 2014

I met another girl named Maggie. Not as cute, but I liked her more. And I don't chuckle when I say her name out loud, so I'm going with that one.

GhettoGamer · May 2, 2014

double jump said:
the black community needs to come together and ban any variation of names ending in eshia.

Also any names beginning with Sha

Byakuya769 · May 2, 2014

What if the ladies in the thread have variations of those? Going to take your words back?

Gorillaz · May 2, 2014

Byakuya769 said:
What if the ladies in the thread have variations of those? Going to take your words back?

then we going to have a emergency meeting in the bucket about it

EloquentM · May 2, 2014

How do you all feel about the sig other question?

J10 · May 2, 2014

I don't remember what it was, but Satch's name is like super white. Becky Lynn or Tammy Faye or some shit.

Prototype Viktor · May 2, 2014

I hate my middle name as it has an unnecessary extra letter. And most of my cousins have black names

soundscream · May 2, 2014

Infinite said:
First of all this shit is not only old but not even unique to Japan. I hate when shitty blogs do a "omg Japans is so weird!!!!!" story and all they do is highlight some obscure nonexistent fetish like its common place. Fuck outta here with that.

Where else are they selling used tampons and shit.......and why do you know?

Byakuya769 · May 2, 2014

J10 said:
I don't remember what it was, but Satch's name is like super white. Becky Lynn or Tammy Faye or some shit.

Satch is a Becky, haha.

Professor Beef · May 2, 2014

J10 said:
I don't remember what it was, but Satch's name is like super white. Becky Lynn or Tammy Faye or some shit.

I remember what it is. But to ensure privacy, I'm gonna call her by her rap name, which is "Ms. Beatz."

MorisUkunRasik · May 2, 2014

Byakuya769 said:
Satch is a Becky, haha.

Parallax · May 2, 2014

J10 said:
I don't remember what it was, but Satch's name is like super white. Becky Lynn or Tammy Faye or some shit.

Byakuya769 said:
Satch is a Becky, haha.

enjoy being tagged friends

Gorillaz · May 2, 2014

She's going to get yall lol

Trey · May 2, 2014

My first name is french so I can't even talk.

double jump · May 2, 2014

y'all better check yourselfs for red dots.

Prototype Viktor · May 2, 2014

Byakuya769 said:
Satch is a Becky, haha.

Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big. [scoff] She looks like,
one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, you know, who understands those rap guys? *scoff*
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big.
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
She's just so ... black!

J10 · May 2, 2014

Ya'll talking about Satch like she's the boogie man. LOL Ya'll remember the conversation (probably in the previous OT) about the advantages of having white-passing names.

Byakuya769 · May 2, 2014

Trey said:
My first name is french so I can't even talk.

Last name Montana?

bishoptl · May 2, 2014

MorisUkunRasik said:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=811666

Didn't care about his job enough to think twice.

Bye.

lol

dumbass

Schlep · May 2, 2014

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