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[TintoConCasera]

Love is in the air!

 

[Darkmakaimura]

Love is in the air!

This is the first person I fell in love with in years. She doesn't know yet though, that I'm in love with her.

 

[HRK69]

Bookmarked for next Friday

Can't believe I didn't drink. I was so excited to get wasted.

Haven't been drunk in months

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I could not sleep all night I kept having a dream like what is touring the state with my trans roommate publicly announcing her act.

Funny thing is, I don't even think she sings or plays an instrument.

Hopefully talented at the skin flute if you know what I mean.

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

Jägermeister is my lady.

 

[N0S]

Let me reserve a spot for the next few days

 

[TintoConCasera]

Got a stag party from Friday morning to Sunday noon. Main goal is not to die lol.

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

Got a stag party from Friday morning to Sunday noon. Main goal is not to die lol.

Haha, good fortune man. Pace yourself and you will be fine. This could be the greatest moment of your life.

 

[TintoConCasera]

Haha, good fortune man. Pace yourself and you will be fine.

Hope I'm able to lol. We got a full house for 10 dudes + the broom, a variety of drugs and a few "surprises" which I guess are hookers.

Gonna be fun, plus there's also a music festival very near and we got tickets! Scorpions will be playing, never saw them before.

This could be the greatest moment of your life.

I'm not the one getting married! But yeah it's going to be fun. Maybe even too much.

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

I'm not the one getting married! But yeah it's going to be fun. Maybe even too much.

Everything is down hill from there anyway. Right? Right?!

Hope I'm able to lol. We got a full house for 10 dudes + the broom, a variety of drugs and a few "surprises" which I guess are hookers.

Imagine if, and this is a big IF, your favorite pornstar showed up. My mind would be blown and my wad before it all kicked off roflcopter.

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

Holy shit man.

Get Out was released in 2017

Time flies like a motherfucker

What even happened between now and then

A bunch of corrupt asswipes just got a ton richer

That's a fact

And I hope they get AIDS

 

[TintoConCasera]

Everything is down hill from there anyway. Right? Right?!

Imagine if, and this is a big IF, your favorite pornstar showed up. My mind would be blown and my wad before it all kicked off roflcopter.

If Eva Elfie shows up my mind would not be the only thing being blown away.

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

TintoConCasera Who is your fav pornstar anyway?

If Eva Elfie shows up my mind would not be the only thing being blown away.

I wouldn't believe it at first. You'd have to make sure that she wasn't a fembot or something. Maybe check her batteries before plugging into that shit.

If Jia Lissa (my waifu) showed up, I'd lock the door and throw away the key into the abyss. Fembot or not.

 

[TintoConCasera]

You'd have to make sure that she wasn't a fembot or something

I'd rather don't ask and just play along, some thing are better left unknown.

ps: good taste mate, redhead cuties are something else.

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

I'd rather don't ask and just play along, some thing are better left unknown.

Aye, agree on that one.

Bruh if I had an option to become god first thing I'd do is make every sumbitch a redhead

 

[TintoConCasera]

Aye, agree on that one.

Bruh if I had an option to become god first thing I'd do is make every sumbitch a redhead

And if that happens I'd stop being an atheist for sure.

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

And if that happens I'd stop being an atheist for sure.

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

I'd go full Jihadi if those girls were freaky in the sack tbh

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

Sunsets are underrated asf

Do we even appreciate the sun ? Fucking human scum

Edit: and now it's gone

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

 

[N0S]

You know shat tome it is

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

You know shat tome it is

It's that time of the week beeeyotch

Unleash the fuckign fury

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

Rose Leslie was on television-kun a while ago and I don't say this often, but what a specimen.

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

This is my new wallpaper

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

The best thing about Saturdays is that I can actually have breakfast. Too bad that I will be too hungover and skip that morning lying in bed.

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

I want to come back as Jude Law when I am reincarnated.

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

Sunsets are underrated asf

Do we even appreciate the sun ? Fucking human scum

Edit: and now it's gone

Today was prety good. A 9/10

Shit looked like I was on the set of Dune.

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

Why is ther no cum emoji?

 

[Sub_Level]

Should I ask the new hot intern at work to lunch? People in the service industry date all the time so idk why it would be tabboo for me to try and get with the intern in a white collar environment.

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

Should I ask the new hot intern at work to lunch? People in the service industry date all the time so idk why it would be tabboo for me to try and get with the intern in a white collar environment.

Do it. YOLO. Unless she is underage or some shit. If the energy is there, you have a possible future together. Seriously though, we only live once in this fucking dumbass simulatiron. Planet earf

 

[ThatStupidLion]

Gad damn condoms and alcohol really numb the feeling

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

Gad damn condoms and alcohol really numb the feeling

Get yourself a lapdance.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Gad damn condoms and alcohol really numb the feeling

Being married has its advantages

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

Blade Runner 2049 hits different when you are off your rocker.

An odd visual masterpiece in my book.

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

I mean yes it's fucking boring sometimes (but so is our future) but the attention to detail in every frame is commendable. Other dickhead directors need to take notes.

 

[BadBurger]

I wish I could drink tonight while watching The Boys series season finale, but I'm on-call as of 90-ish minutes ago so I have to stay frosty. Damnit.

Tomorrow night though, on the Lord's sabbath, it will be Old Fashioned and The Boys time.

 

[ThatStupidLion]

Being married has its advantages

I am married.

The job got done.

 

[MikeM]

You guys all type very well for being smashed. Surprising, or auto correct really that effective?

 

[ThatStupidLion]

NAAAAAICE

 

[Dacvak]

Damn, I almost made a post about how I think Bethesda unionizing is probably a good thing. Then I remembered this thread exists, and it's probably a better use of my time. So here are some pictures of my cat getting wrecked on catnip tonight.

 

[KrakenIPA]

Damn, I almost made a post about how I think Bethesda unionizing is probably a good thing. Then I remembered this thread exists, and it's probably a better use of my time. So here are some pictures of my cat getting wrecked on catnip tonight.

This crazy cat looks very cool and very dangerous.

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

You guys all type very well for being smashed. Surprising, or auto correct really that effective?

Jagermeister keeps me in check. It gives me the fizz but I can still function as an adult.

I don't know where my limits are with whiskey or wine. I just finish the bottle because I can. So I tend to stay away from them. The hangovers you get the day afterwards are also apocalyptic.

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

Damn, I almost made a post about how I think Bethesda unionizing is probably a good thing. Then I remembered this thread exists, and it's probably a better use of my time. So here are some pictures of my cat getting wrecked on catnip tonight.

This is a sscene out of Suspiria

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

Motherfucka I'm out but muh brain feels like it's having a real time massage.