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I bought a sex doll, but I keep it inflated 100% of the time and use it like a regular wife
Love is in the air!
This is the first person I fell in love with in years. She doesn't know yet though, that I'm in love with her.Love is in the air!
Can't believe I didn't drink. I was so excited to get wasted.Bookmarked for next Friday
Hopefully talented at the skin flute if you know what I mean.I could not sleep all night I kept having a dream like what is touring the state with my trans roommate publicly announcing her act.
Funny thing is, I don't even think she sings or plays an instrument.
Haha, good fortune man. Pace yourself and you will be fine. This could be the greatest moment of your life.Got a stag party from Friday morning to Sunday noon. Main goal is not to die lol.
Hope I'm able to lol. We got a full house for 10 dudes + the broom, a variety of drugs and a few "surprises" which I guess are hookers.Haha, good fortune man. Pace yourself and you will be fine.
I'm not the one getting married! But yeah it's going to be fun. Maybe even too much.This could be the greatest moment of your life.
Everything is down hill from there anyway. Right? Right?!I'm not the one getting married! But yeah it's going to be fun. Maybe even too much.
Imagine if, and this is a big IF, your favorite pornstar showed up. My mind would be blown and my wad before it all kicked off roflcopter.Hope I'm able to lol. We got a full house for 10 dudes + the broom, a variety of drugs and a few "surprises" which I guess are hookers.
If Eva Elfie shows up my mind would not be the only thing being blown away.Everything is down hill from there anyway. Right? Right?!
Imagine if, and this is a big IF, your favorite pornstar showed up. My mind would be blown and my wad before it all kicked off roflcopter.
I wouldn't believe it at first. You'd have to make sure that she wasn't a fembot or something. Maybe check her batteries before plugging into that shit.If Eva Elfie shows up my mind would not be the only thing being blown away.
I'd rather don't ask and just play along, some thing are better left unknown.You'd have to make sure that she wasn't a fembot or something
Aye, agree on that one.I'd rather don't ask and just play along, some thing are better left unknown.
And if that happens I'd stop being an atheist for sure.Aye, agree on that one.
Bruh if I had an option to become god first thing I'd do is make every sumbitch a redhead
And if that happens I'd stop being an atheist for sure.
It's that time of the week beeeyotchYou know shat tome it is
Today was prety good. A 9/10Sunsets are underrated asf
Do we even appreciate the sun ? Fucking human scum
Edit: and now it's gone
Do it. YOLO. Unless she is underage or some shit. If the energy is there, you have a possible future together. Seriously though, we only live once in this fucking dumbass simulatiron. Planet earfShould I ask the new hot intern at work to lunch? People in the service industry date all the time so idk why it would be tabboo for me to try and get with the intern in a white collar environment.
Get yourself a lapdance.Gad damn condoms and alcohol really numb the feeling
Being married has its advantagesGad damn condoms and alcohol really numb the feeling
I am married.Being married has its advantages
This crazy cat looks very cool and very dangerous.Damn, I almost made a post about how I think Bethesda unionizing is probably a good thing. Then I remembered this thread exists, and it’s probably a better use of my time. So here are some pictures of my cat getting wrecked on catnip tonight.
Jagermeister keeps me in check. It gives me the fizz but I can still function as an adult.You guys all type very well for being smashed. Surprising, or auto correct really that effective?
This is a sscene out of SuspiriaDamn, I almost made a post about how I think Bethesda unionizing is probably a good thing. Then I remembered this thread exists, and it’s probably a better use of my time. So here are some pictures of my cat getting wrecked on catnip tonight.