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The Final Bosman Show

By far the best gaming show out there. At first I was worried his shtick would get old but he is always so on point with his observations.
 
The after credit segment made me laugh pretty damned hard. It was like he was getting visibly angry at the thought! Made it even better because I completely identified with that sentiment.
 
EA: "Mirror's Edge 2"

YES!

EA: "Exclusively to the Kinect"

BOOOOO, it's ok you can walk by

He pretty much nailed nearly every person's anticipated response.
 
I think we'll see FFXV, probably as a rebranded Versus. Also no game will feature double jump, I agree with that and it's sad.

Another great show, putting that sincerity to use.
 
When I saw the Mario Kart vs Halo sales thing in the previous episode I thought it was weird but didn't bother to check.
I don't think I'll ever get tired of watching this guy.
 
BOSMAN ashes1396 E3 2013 BETS:

Best Press Conference - Sony.
Best Looking Game - Something From SONY
Best Surprise - Xbone.
The Last Guardian - yes.
Practically Bare Breasts in the Ubisoft Press Conference - yes.
Final Fantasy Versus XIII - yes. kinda
Final Fantasy XV - well kinda.
Next-Gen Game Announced with Dinosaurs in it - Yes
Most Usage of the Word "Experience" - Microsoft
Lara Croft - No
Duke Nukem - no.
Next-Gen Game Announced Where You Can Double Jump - yes.
Ridge Racer - yes.
Most Interesting Launch Title - Something unannounced.
Dumbest Looking Launch Title - Kinect game.
Original Titles Announced - 18.

Bosman, I challenge you!
 
Apparently in Respawn's next game,
Titanfall, you have 'multiple jumps' as a pilot
, which implies double jumps. In which case, Bosman isn't the E3 prediction guru.
 
Really wish they would upload a version without the text so we could lay our own on for some E3 reactions. I guess you could just cut around to the where there's no text though.
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^ Awesome gif

My predictions:

Best Press Conference - Microsoft
Best Looking Game - Deep Down
Best Surprise - Microsoft
The Last Guardian - Yes
Practically Bare Breasts in the Ubisoft Press Conference - No
Final Fantasy Versus XIII - No
Final Fantasy XV - Yes
Next-Gen Game Announced with Dinosaurs in it - No (aside from Bowser in Mario games)
Most Usage of the Word "Experience" - Microsoft
Lara Croft - No
Duke Nukem - No
Next-Gen Game Announced Where You Can Double Jump - Yes
Ridge Racer - No
Most Interesting Launch Title - The Witness or a Kinect game
Dumbest Looking Launch Title - Definitely a Kinect game
Original Titles Announced - 12

Bring it!
 
Here it is cats and kittens, the real guesses that matter, mine:

Best Press Conference - Sony
Best Looking Game - Aesthetically? The Last Guardian. Technically? Battlefield 4
Best Surprise - Nintendo
The Last Guardian - Yes
Practically Bare Breasts in the Ubisoft Press Conference - No
Final Fantasy Versus XIII - Yes, because it is...
Final Fantasy XV - Yes
Next-Gen Game Announced with Dinosaurs in it - Yes
Most Usage of the Word "Experience" - Microsoft
Lara Croft - No
Duke Nukem - No
Next-Gen Game Announced Where You Can Double Jump - Announced at the show? No, but shown, yes.
Ridge Racer - No
Most Interesting Launch Title - The Witness
Dumbest Looking Launch Title - Some Kinect game.
Original Titles Announced - Across all platforms? I couldn't possibly guess.
 
I'll do it for fun, just so I have it in my records. ;)

My predictions:

Best Press Conference - Sony
Best Looking Game - inFamous 3 (gameplay wise) unannounced Ubisoft game (nongameplay wise)
Best Surprise - Microsoft Exclusive game (perhaps Mirrors Edge 2)
The Last Guardian - NO
Practically Bare Breasts in the Ubisoft Press Conference - No
Final Fantasy Versus XIII - No
Final Fantasy XV - No (I'll say a game WITH Final Fantasy in the title though)
Next-Gen Game Announced with Dinosaurs in it - Yes!
Most Usage of the Word "Experience" - Microsoft
Lara Croft - No
Duke Nukem - No
Next-Gen Game Announced Where You Can Double Jump - Yes (Knack :))
Ridge Racer - No
Most Interesting Launch Title - inFamous 3
Dumbest Looking Launch Title - Some Kinect exclusive
Original Titles Announced - 6

I feel good.
 
Gonna add mine, for posterity:

Best Press Conference - Sony
Best Looking Game - Unannounced Epic game
Best Surprise - Crimson Skies (MAKE IT HAPPEN)
The Last Guardian - Yes
Practically Bare Breasts in the Ubisoft Press Conference - No
Final Fantasy Versus XIII - Yes, but is now Final Fantasy XV
Final Fantasy XV - Yes
Next-Gen Game Announced with Dinosaurs in it - Yes
Most Usage of the Word "Experience" - Microsoft
Lara Croft - No
Duke Nukem - Yes
Next-Gen Game Announced Where You Can Double Jump - Yes
Ridge Racer - No
Most Interesting Launch Title - Fallout 4
Dumbest Looking Launch Title - Every Kinect game
Original Titles Announced - 20
 
Oh man this got me so ready for E3, I can hardly wait! Love his predictions, I can see a bunch of them happening.

Also, Kyle is a gif MACHINE haha loving these reaction gifs!

Edit:
You guys will like this, live Final Bosman episode at the end of GT's E3 coverage on Thursday
Aw yiss.
 
You guys will like this, live Final Bosman episode at the end of GT's E3 coverage on Tuesday

http://www.gametrailers.com/side-mission/53866/the-e3-schedule-for-spike-and-gametrailers-is-here

4 PM ET – 5 PM – DARK SOULS II, YVES GUILLEMOT AND FINAL BOSMAN LIVE
Our final hour of live coverage includes Ubisoft CEO YVES GUILLEMOT live in studio, plus the world premiere of the E3 demo of DARK SOULS II with new, never-before-seen classes and footage! Then, it's what you've been waiting for: a LIVE FINAL BOSMAN episode where our resident gamer Kyle Bosman reacts to the news and press conferences.


Uh oh, page is gone, not sure if it was suppose to go live or not.

Ok nevermind, it got reposted, new link
 
Gonna try my hand at it

Best Press Conference - Sony
Best Looking Game - Sony Santa Monica's game
Best Surprise - last of us ps4
The Last Guardian - no
Practically Bare Breasts in the Ubisoft Press Conference - No
Final Fantasy Versus XIII - no
Final Fantasy XV - No
Next-Gen Game Announced with Dinosaurs in it - Yes
Most Usage of the Word "Experience" - Microsoft
Lara Croft - No
Duke Nukem - no
Next-Gen Game Announced Where You Can Double Jump - Yes
Ridge Racer - No
Most Interesting Launch Title - infamous
Dumbest Looking Launch Title - fantasia
Original Titles Announced - 13
 
You guys will like this, live Final Bosman episode at the end of GT's E3 coverage on Thursday

http://www.gametrailers.com/side-mission/53849/the-e3-live-schedule-for-spike-and-gt-is-here

4 PM ET – 5 PM – DARK SOULS II, YVES GUILLEMOT AND FINAL BOSMAN LIVE
Our final hour of live coverage includes Ubisoft CEO YVES GUILLEMOT live in studio, plus the world premiere of the E3 demo of DARK SOULS II with new, never-before-seen classes and footage! Then, it's what you've been waiting for: a LIVE FINAL BOSMAN episode where our resident gamer Kyle Bosman reacts to the news and press conferences.

Thank you based Wario.
 
Best Press Conference - Sony
Best Looking Game - Battlefield 4
Best Surprise - Naughty Gods New IP (No Uncharted 4)
The Last Guardian - Yes (for PS3)
Practically Bare Breasts in the Ubisoft Press Conference - No
Final Fantasy Versus XIII - No
Final Fantasy XV - Yes
Next-Gen Game Announced with Dinosaurs in it - Yes
Most Usage of the Word "Experience" - Microsoft
Lara Croft - No
Duke Nukem - No
Next-Gen Game Announced Where You Can Double Jump - Yes
Ridge Racer - No
Most Interesting Launch Title - The Witness
Dumbest Looking Launch Title - Kinect 2 game
Original Titles Announced - 12
 
You guys will like this, live Final Bosman episode at the end of GT's E3 coverage on Thursday

http://www.gametrailers.com/side-mission/53866/the-e3-schedule-for-spike-and-gametrailers-is-here

4 PM ET – 5 PM – DARK SOULS II, YVES GUILLEMOT AND FINAL BOSMAN LIVE
Our final hour of live coverage includes Ubisoft CEO YVES GUILLEMOT live in studio, plus the world premiere of the E3 demo of DARK SOULS II with new, never-before-seen classes and footage! Then, it's what you've been waiting for: a LIVE FINAL BOSMAN episode where our resident gamer Kyle Bosman reacts to the news and press conferences.


Uh oh, page is gone, not sure if it was suppose to go live or not.

Ok nevermind, it got reposted, new link

cool looking forward to it. Love me some live bonus round as well.
 
Best Press Conference - Nintendo (direct I count it)
Best Looking Game - FFXV
Best Surprise - Killer instinct
The Last Guardian - Yes (for PS4)
Practically Bare Breasts in the Ubisoft Press Conference - No
Final Fantasy Versus XIII - No
Final Fantasy XV - Yes
Next-Gen Game Announced with Dinosaurs in it - No
Most Usage of the Word "Experience" - Microsoft
Lara Croft - No
Duke Nukem - No
Next-Gen Game Announced Where You Can Double Jump - Yes
Ridge Racer - No
Most Interesting Launch Title - New animal crossing for wiiU
Dumbest Looking Launch Title - Kinect game
Original Titles Announced - 16
 
I keep reading the title of the show and momentarily think it's the last episode and feeling sad. Then I remember it's just the name of the show and :)
 
God damn I was laughing so hard at the Knack bit during his predictions, so good.

And the intro was hilarious. This is one of my favorite episodes yet.
 
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