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[AnkhWeasel]

Alonso is laughing his ass off watching the race I bet.

It'd take one hell of a sense of humor for him to be excited about driving a McLaren-Honda next fortnight...

 

[Lucius86]

I'm going to come back and read these reactions at the end of the season, and it's going to be for one of two reasons..

Either it turns out great and I can look back and laugh, or this is the beginning of the end and I can relive the horror.

C'mon dystopian F1 future. Might just get rid of Bernie..

Spoiler

who am I kidding?

I will have edited all my posts saying how crap/amazing modern F1 is.

 

[Ganzlinger]

You mean crying watching his only chance of points for the season go by?

Pretty much this lol

Dat Honda engine..

 

[Draconian]

Ferrari has some of the best pit stops in a season, whatever.
They botch them in one race, OMG INCOMPETENT ASSHOLES.

Did you watch a single race last season? Ferrari had several bad pit stops. Yeah, when you botch two pit stops, put your driver out of the race who was running 5th and would've scored good points, you're pretty freaking incompetent. How much Ferrari stock do you own?

 

[RdN]

What the fuck was that on the track?

 

[Chris R]

What the fuck was that on the track?

I was thinking the same thing

 

[hamchan]

Alonso is laughing his ass off watching the race I bet.

He's probably picking what teams he wants to sign up with in his future F1 career, not remembering he's already at the twilight of his career signed with the worst team on the grid.

 

[Tempy]

Bernie sending Ron a love letter.

 

[RdN]

I was thinking the same thing

I believe it was "Ron, I'll always miss you. Signed, Bernie"

And then the camera promptly cut it out.

 

[LoveCake]

Never has a thread title been more appropriate.

 

[JadedWriter]

Alonso is laughing his ass off watching the race I bet.

He probably laughs until he realizes he has to come back and drive the car, then he opens a bottle of whatever free bottle of Johnnie Walker he gets and finishes it.

 

[Ganzlinger]

Very good race for Sauber. Van der Garde chills.

 

[TylerD]

RIP Ron.

 

[Don_Tombery]

Alonso is laughing his ass off watching the race I bet.

I don't think so.
He's probably calling his manager. Trying to get a Sauber cockpit

 

[Staab]

I woke up at 5 am for this shit and at this point :
- I'm rooting for someone to drop so Button gets a point
- Happy for Nasr
- Looking at F1Kitty more than the race

Fuck.

 

[Lucius86]

This is cruel for McLaren.

Against all odds, after facing a winter of mockery and community backlash, they are going to finish the Australian GP.

In 11th.

 

[hamchan]

I would listen to Mark Webber solo commentate the whole season.

 

[Lach]

I don't think so.
He's probably calling his manager. Trying to get a Sauber cockpit

I hear they have a contract ready to be signed.

VDG will double his efforts to get that cockpit after seeing this race...

 

[pootle]

Can't complain about Mercedes' domination. The entire team were in amazing form last year and they have built on that while everybody else was flailing around desperately trying to catch up.

 

[Dead Man]

Nice simple but clean move there, Ferrari engines have some power.

Can't complain about Mercedes' domination. The entire team were in amazing form last year and they have built on that while everybody else was flailing around desperately trying to catch up.

I can complain about everyone flailing around trying to catch up!!

 

[Lach]

Sauber scoring their first point (even if theyd both got out of the race)

 

[Jibbed]

PUSH!

 

[Ganzlinger]

I hear they have a contract ready to be signed.

VDG will double his efforts to get that cockpit after seeing this race...

Man, if he gets it will be so awkward down there... lol

 

[Lucius86]

Well done buddy! PUSH!!

 

[Jibbed]

Well done buddy! PUSH!!

Have you heard any more of Ericsson's engineer? He sounds like a Europop DJ on cocaine.

 

[Sloane]

Button really finishing 11th, huh? Bloody hell.

 

[Dhuie]

I liked his crack about Ricciardo's love handles. :3

Haha yeah that was great when he was talking about Dan and his sitting postion in the car.

It's made a nice change to have Webber hosting.

 

[TylerD]

Well done buddy! PUSH!!

Is he pregnant?

 

[Zeknurn]

Oh right, Mercedes is participating in this race.

 

[Dead Man]

Points for everyone but Button

 

[BLAZER]

Top 4 the only ones who didn't get lapped. Absolutely unbelievable!!!!

 

[Jibbed]

Top 4 the only ones who didn't get lapped. Absolutely unbelievable!!!!

Is it though.

Is it.

 

[jey_16]

VETTEL BITCHES!!!!!!!!

 

[Tempy]

There's still a chance!

Maybe someone will get a penalty!

 

[Shaneus]

Grand chelem for Hamilton, too.

 

[Lach]

Nasr didn't get lapped!

 

[hamchan]

Man why are half the grid worse than they were last year.

 

[Lucius86]

Have you heard any more of Ericsson's engineer? He sounds like a Europop DJ on cocaine.

Now I regret missing practice and qualifying.

Well done Merc. The rest of you, shambles.

 

[Ganzlinger]

Great day for the Brazilians

Congrats, Nasr!

 

[Lemonte]

best fight was between Button and Perez... for last place.

 

[Paradise Brunch]

Rain for Malaysia please. At least it'll make the race more interesting.

 

[nny]

What are these silver cars? Showing up at the end, waving at the crowd.

 

[Razgreez]

#blessed #bestfans #teamLH #hellokitty #melbournewin

 

[Sloane]

Top 4 the only ones who didn't get lapped. Absolutely unbelievable!!!!

Remember when both McLarens lapped everyone in Melbourne?

 

[BLAZER]

Is it though.

Is it.

No

 

[Addnan]

Predicted podium correctly on gppredictor which is nice. Not much involved though, just guess third place.

 

[Lucius86]

Vettel you suck up.

 

[Dead Man]

5th on debut in Melbourne? Hope Nasr doesn't follow Webbah's career too closely lol.

 

[Deadman]

Good race by Nasr

 

[H.Protagonist]

VETTEL BITCHES!!!!!!!!

Meh. The more I hear about this guy and see if his 'style' the more I dislike him.

Good on Nasr. Poor Button.