How's everyone recovering from Sony's blessings? It was
rapturous.
I didn't know what to expect when the presentation first started. I was scared and left cold by Microsoft's weak showing, but Jack walked out so cool and reassuring.
The first game Beyond was refreshing and new. I've never seen a game with a strong, bald lead that could destroy cars in such VIVID detail. I could smell Ellen Paige's anger and felt her presence like a WAVE over my body.
The bombshell that PSone Classics were coming to my Vita rocked my body hard. I had multiple orgasms and cried for several minutes.
Then Sony took me in its lap and read me a story. The Wonderbook display was just amazing. It was like I was 5 again. The adventure, the joys of watching such simplistic art, and the love of having bright things flash in my face was lovely.
The Last of Us demo was life-giving and life reaffirming. I can't recall all of it because I was in shock of the gorgeous visuals and in a state of sheer exctasy. Naught Gods presentation took me to a higher level.
That said I am sad about the lack of Vita games. My little handheld remains dustier than MDNA CDs, neglected like Christina's gym, and forgotten like Ciara's career.