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The GAF POP |OT| of Diversity, Hidden Talent, and Stan Wars
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The only thing Sony SLAYED at E3 was our belief that they can SURVIVE.
Aww poor dat #neux1curr
Since when were we talking about Vita?
I cant hear you over this awesome gif
that you tried to throw PopGaf under
Not here for a game whose only contribution to humanity is 'realistic head deformation physics'. At least Last of Us looks good and a semblance of justification for its violence. The new God of War looks like the same reheated, over-violent, tedious slop they've served up in every other game.
Majmun
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Me neither
MS and Nintendo also know how to rehash. Halo 69742 and Mario 6988890033 also got announced.
Sony has a new amazing franchise on their hands with The Last of Us.
Stan for a better game then tbh
I stan for the SUPERIOR games: God of War, Uncharted and The Elder GODS.
You probably stan for the LESSER imitations, just like you stan the LESSER ROBYN.
Such NOTORIETY. POP-GAF stays in the hearts and minds of the PRESSED.
Don't worry magic or some such nonsense will end up being the real threat behind the evil Brits.
SecretMoblin
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Regardless of the pettiness of it, y'all gotta be careful.
I can live with a Pho or Koodo ban, but if Kyon goes again I'm not sure I'd be able to function.
I can live with a Pho or Koodo ban, but if Kyon goes again I'm not sure I'd be able to function.
Phonomezer
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Regardless of the pettiness of it, y'all gotta be careful.
I can live with a Pho or Koodo ban, but if Kyon goes again I'm not sure I'd be able to function.
Detecting a little shade here.
Everything Sony showed was DREADFUL, btw.
Wonderbook? GROUNDBREAKING. LOL.
Beyond? Beyond Caring.
God of War XXVIIIVIVMCXLLLLL? Reductive.
The Last Of Us? Like some old man and his underage Thai hooker.
Vita? Even Whitney possesses more life.
0.2/10
Phonomezer
Banned
And yet I'm constantly amazed at how you seem to be able to post here with both your TASTE and DIGNITY missing in action.
And yet I'm constantly amazed at how you seem to be able to post here with both your TASTE and DIGNITY missing in action.
Well then stay AMAZED AT ME.
Detecting a little shade here.
Everything Sony showed was DREADFUL, btw.
Wonderbook? GROUNDBREAKING. LOL.
Beyond? Beyond Caring.
God of War XXVIIIVIVMCXLLLLL? Reductive.
The Last Of Us? Like some old man and his underage Thai hooker.
Vita? Even Whitney possesses more life.
0.2/10
Yeah because Microsoft and Floptendo just hit it outta the park eh? Check yourself.
Majmun
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The Last Of Us? Like some old man and his underage Thai hooker.
YOU DID NOT
The Last of Us is what the industry needs. I'm really getting tired of the current CoD era. Even Splinter Cell has become a dudebro shooter now.
Everything about TLOU reeks of magnificence. Naughty God shall deliver...again. They're unstoppable. No other developer could, really.
Phonomezer
Banned
Well then stay AMAZED AT ME.
AMAZED in the same sense as when a man takes his first PEEK at the PLACENTA being SQUEEZED OUT of his partners LABIA MAJORA upon the birth of their CHILD.
DUMBFOUNDED and DISTURBED.
They were infinitely better by DEFAULT.
Phonomezer
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Rocket Punch
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The big 3 flopped big time. I still haven't watched the Microsoft conference to determine the one closest one to Xtincta LEVEL FLOP but I was deeply disappointed. Nintendo was literally handed a win and they gave it up with Wii Fit, Karaoke. MINIGAMES and SUPERFUNFUNLAND.
I thought Wii U was supposed to win back the hardcores? So out of touch and completely oblivious to what their fans expect from these presentations.
I thought Wii U was supposed to win back the hardcores? So out of touch and completely oblivious to what their fans expect from these presentations.
Phonomezer
Banned
Praying for your GAMING TASTE Phono. Hope that you RECOVER.
I rest easy at night knowing that MY TASTE will never lead me down a DARK PATH that leads to JUDGING ON X-FACTOR.
Hew knew Ubisoft would COME UP THE REAR and become the most interesting thing to happen this year.
Majmun
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The demo showed some amazing gameplay elements. Everything looks so dynamic. And you actually feel weak in the game. No unlimited ammo scattered around, and no regenerating health bullshit.
And the girl isn't just a walking log like Sheva in RE5. She actually seems to have good AI, trying to help you out during fights. It looked great.
The game seems to be pretty slow paced. But I love that in games. Don't like hectic games anymore. Maybe I'm getting Madonn...I mean old.
The same pop star who scored 2 #1 hits as well as top 3 hit and a top 10 last year. Btw she's getting HALF of what the Madge recieved for her 3 flop albums contract.
When will MDNA? Heck, when will the Hag?!
Phonomezer
Banned
Looked like mess of SMOKE and MIRRORS, just like the Uncharted games, where you're literally just PRESSING FORWARD to WIN.
I never named names. Pressed and defensive? Why would that be..
e3 has sucked the life out of me. Listening to the entirety of MDNA would be a less vapid experience.
Ubisoft gave me life, but Sony soon took it away by showing off their biggest innovation in years: a book. While they let the Vita take the same path as Keri Hilson.
Then Nintendo started us off with a hit, then saturated me with flop game after flop game after flop game. I wish the conferences could have just been Pikmin 3 only... I now know how Rihanna stans feel when she releases an album.
Ubisoft gave me life, but Sony soon took it away by showing off their biggest innovation in years: a book. While they let the Vita take the same path as Keri Hilson.
Then Nintendo started us off with a hit, then saturated me with flop game after flop game after flop game. I wish the conferences could have just been Pikmin 3 only... I now know how Rihanna stans feel when she releases an album.
Phonomezer
Banned
#icant with an Xtincta stan trying to come for other faves quality, sales and chart positions.
Let me refresh your memory:
Bionic
Burlesque
Need I say more?
Let me refresh your memory:
Bionic
Burlesque
Need I say more?
Phonomezer
Banned
Eh if anything it was an accident. I'm sorry if that happened.
kitchenmotors
Banned
If you were banned by accident, you can message Del, or me, or just post in the thread. It's E3 week and kinda crazy, accidents happen.
Souldriver
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All three companies flopped this year.
- MS literally didn't show a game I'm interested in. Shooters and smartglass... yeah no.
- Sony at least gave us non-shooters, but I'm also not much of a fan of interactive movies. And wtf at the wonderbook + vita on life support?
- Nintendo had all the cards yet managed to be ultra boring. Mario pimping, dance, fitness and carnival games. Especially stingy since they're releasing a new console!!!
E3 was a train wreck
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At least there was Ubisoft, of all companies, to deliver on the good stuff.
- MS literally didn't show a game I'm interested in. Shooters and smartglass... yeah no.
- Sony at least gave us non-shooters, but I'm also not much of a fan of interactive movies. And wtf at the wonderbook + vita on life support?
- Nintendo had all the cards yet managed to be ultra boring. Mario pimping, dance, fitness and carnival games. Especially stingy since they're releasing a new console!!!
E3 was a train wreck
just like POP GAF
At least there was Ubisoft, of all companies, to deliver on the good stuff.
Phonomezer
Banned
Soul, I think Halo 4 was one of the most impressive games I saw at E3. The art direction is just out of this world. I bought Halo Reach for that reason and I'll definitely be picking up Halo 4 for the same.
Have stretchmarks on her TITS?
When will Madonnasaurus rex?
Have stretchmarks on her TITS?
Souldriver
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Well, as I said in the MS conference thread: I have zero interested in Halo, and I doubt that will ever change. It's just not my kinda of game. But for the first time they managed to make it visually appealing and "different" from the other main Halo games. Which should be applauded. I got a Metroid Prime vibe watching the footage.
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