The GAF POP |OT| of Diversity, Hidden Talent, and Stan Wars

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I'll rep for RiRi.

#secretshame

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#datRihannaReign

Krypt0....no...don't do this to me...

Werent you fonting Where Have You Been just a few days ago?

Also, remember GODplay stans Rihanna hard. <3
 
What kind of barbadian infestation...


Coincidentally, my coworkers and I got jerk chicken for lunch today. SLAYED BY THE BAJAN SPICES!
 
I'll rep for RiRi.

#secretshame

You know, you were the catalyst that caused me to intentionally shade for the first time on GAF. And look, your reaction:


I guess she was decent if you grade on a special Rihanna curve or something.

Wait, what?

Link me to the song where she sounds the best? I've always thought she sounded like she was whining.

I am usually not a fan but it was ok..for her.

I expect very little from her. It was Rihanna good.

What changed, krypt? Senility this young? :(
 
I still feel the same way. For her I have a sliding scale.

Some of her songs are just....I can't hate her.

Even the haters can't really hate her, they just pretend. Her talent is undeniable, unbounded and all-consuming, like a boiling volcano or, indeed, the very fires of the Sun.

She is the amaranthine Goddess, and we are but her unworthy and blessed worshipers.
 
Even the haters can't really hate her, they just pretend. Her talent is undeniable, unbounded and all-consuming, like a boiling volcano or, indeed, the very fires of the Sun.

She is the amaranthine Goddess, and we are but her unworthy and blessed worshipers.

No lies here. No lies at all.

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"Dear diary," the Rihallah hater writes in her journal at night, her tears wetting the paper and blotting the ink. "Will I ever be true to myself, and admit that the Bajan Queen is my true Goddess, my Eternal Lord and Savior? When will I stop living this lie?"

But the journal does not respond to those that are not worthy.

It does not respond.
 
Even the haters can't really hate her, they just pretend. Her talent is undeniable, unbounded and all-consuming, like a boiling volcano or, indeed, the very fires of the Sun.

She is the amaranthine Goddess, and we are but her unworthy and blessed worshipers.

Well that seems fair. I guess it's settled.
 
"Dear diary," the Rihallah hater writes in her journal at night, her tears wetting the paper and blotting the ink. "Will I ever be true to myself, and admit that the Bajan Queen is my true Goddess, my Eternal Lord and Savior? When will I stop living this lie?"

But the journal does not respond to those that are not worthy.

It does not respond.

Sounds like Marius tbqfh.

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Im loving the new #Navi member tbh. Please stay forever *.*
 
"Dear diary," the Rihallah hater writes in her journal at night, her tears wetting the paper and blotting the ink. "Will I ever be true to myself, and admit that the Bajan Queen is my true Goddess, my Eternal Lord and Savior? When will I stop living this lie?"

But the journal does not respond to those that are not worthy.

It does not respond.

#icant deal with all of the truth in this post.
 
"Dear mirror," the Rihallah hater asks of her mirror at night, her mascara-tinged tears meandering down her haggard face. "Why for am I this ugly? Is it because the Bajan Queen has received all the Beauty and Grace in the world of our Creator, all of it? Did she leave nothing for the rest of us, or at least me?"

"It is true," the wise mirror responds.

And the hater cuts herself, just deep enough, until it dulls her Eternal pain. In the distance, one of the Goddess's innumerable #1 singles is heard. The mirror smiles.
 
...I'm gonna need some Godney praise instead of this hullabaloo, stat.

High in the Heavens, in the eternal Fields of Paradise, God sat on his Throne. He parted the clouds, and gazed down upon the Earth. He saw war, and famine, and plague. And he grew fatigued of the sight, and disappointed, and bitter.

But then! Then he saw Godney, flawlessly performing one of her innumerable #1 singles. And he could see the Beauty and Sanctity in everything once more. "All is right in the World," he sighed with a smile, "as long as there's Britney."

He closed the clouds again and sank back on his Throne, contentedly.
 
High in the Heavens, in the eternal Fields of Paradise, God sat on his Throne. He parted the clouds, and gazed down upon the Earth. He saw war, and famine, and plague. And he grew fatigued of the sight, and disappointed, and bitter.

But then! Then he saw Godney, flawlessly performing one of her innumerable #1 singles. And he could see the Beauty and Sanctity in everything once more. "All is right in the World," he sighed with a smile, "as long as there's Britney."

He closed the clouds again and sank back on his Throne, contentedly.

ok...........

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High in the Heavens, in the eternal Fields of Paradise, God sat on his Throne. He parted the clouds, and gazed down upon the Earth. He saw war, and famine, and plague. And he grew fatigued of the sight, and disappointed, and bitter.

But then! Then he saw Godney, flawlessly performing one of her innumerable #1 singles. And he could see the Beauty and Sanctity in everything once more. "All is right in the World," he sighed with a smile, "as long as there's Britney."

He closed the clouds again and sank back on his Throne, contentedly.
Yas, I can feel my soul being cleansed of all sins.

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It's ok Ethio. He stans Xtina. It comes with the territory.

The poor dear demented soul. My heart goes out to all the Xtina stans in the world, it can't be easy to live with such brain damage, strange delusions and presumably a plethora of eating disorders. May the True Goddess watch over them and bring them back into the Light.
 
The poor dear demented soul. My heart goes out to all the Xtina stans in the world, it can't be easy to live with such brain damage, strange delusions and presumably a plethora of eating disorders. May the True Goddess watch over them and bring them back into the Light.

Yes. Let's pray for them.

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The poor dear demented soul. My heart goes out to all the Xtina stans in the world, it can't be easy to live with such brain damage, strange delusions and presumably a plethora of eating disorders. May the True Goddess watch over them and bring them back into the Light.

I serve the One True Goddess.
 
inthezone, if our babies turn out as twins, we will name the one Robyn Rihanna and the other Britney Jean (or BJ for short), yes?

Even if they're both boys?
 
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