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[Phonomezer]

Ain't nobody got time for FOSSIL fuels

Well they ARE the most WIDELY ACCEPTED and USED fuels on the market.

Just look at the..

ALTERNATIVES.

xoxo

 

[Majmun]

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

Well they ARE the most WIDELY ACCEPTED and USED fuels on the market.

So that makes MDNA the algae fuel of this metaphor?

 

[Elethiomel]

.

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

Not here for a Paris Hilton stan judging comebacks. Maybe I'd take the post seriously if we were talking about coming on backs.

 

[Phonomezer]

So that makes MDNA the algae fuel of this metaphor?

MDNA is how life begins? I GUESS SO.

Life-giving *.*

Not here for a Paris Hilton stan judging comebacks. Maybe I'd take the post seriously if we were talking about coming on backs.

It stans for PARISite? VILE.

 

[Bladenic]

This topic is becoming unreadable again....

Marius where the new Ke$ha single + album at?

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

This topic is becoming unreadable again....

Marius where the new Ke$ha single + album at?

I believe this is the most recent Ke$ha news we have

so um yeah theres that

MDNA is how life begins? I GUESS SO.

Life-giving *.*

When I see that bitch in hell, I'mma shoot him in the head again *.*

 

[Phonomezer]

where the new Ke$ha single + album at?

Who cares.

MEANWHILE, here are some new pics of Dannii *.*

 

[Dr. Malik]

ENOUGH OF YOU FLOPS, NOT HERE FOR THE HAG, SHITNEY, RIHANUS, LOCALNCE, AND THE REST OF THE VILE. SETTLE DOWN

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

MARIUS IS DELIVERING THE HOLINESS

 

[Bladenic]

Who in God's name is Danii?

And I fear there's a drastic lack of hype for the new No Doubt album. If this flops it's over forever. Speaking of over forever, why exactly did it take 6 years after Gwen's last solo album to make this one WHILE she stopped doing any solo stuff?

 

[Dr. Malik]

Who in God's name is Danii?

And I fear there's a drastic lack of hype for the new No Doubt album. If this flops it's over forever. Speaking of over forever, why exactly did it take 6 years after Gwen's last solo album to make this one WHILE she stopped doing any solo stuff?

She got pregnant

 

[botty]

Gwen<3

 

[Elethiomel]

I did admittedly purchase Paris' debut album, the unparalleled and inspiredly self-titled Paris, because back then she was still a struggling artist burgeoning to kickstart her career, so I felt heavenly inspired to support her in that noblest of endeavors. It proved to be a wise and fruitful investment.

 

[Phonomezer]

Who in God's name is Danii?

And I fear there's a drastic lack of hype for the new No Doubt album. If this flops it's over forever. Speaking of over forever, why exactly did it take 6 years after Gwen's last solo album to make this one WHILE she stopped doing any solo stuff?

Surprised you're not coming for Gwen for not "acting her age", dear.

 

[Mau ®]

How come Gwen stays looking FLAWLESS after all these years *.*

 

[Bladenic]

Surprised you're not coming for Gwen for not "acting her age", dear.

Gwen's got about 20 years before she reaches Madonna's "heights."

Also her obsession with the Harajuku girls in the first solo album was extremely creepy and stupid. Luckily she toned it down for the second album. Unlike like Madonna who keeps getting worse.

 

[Sai-kun]

<3 G W E N <3

<3 N D <3

my body is incredibly ready

 

[B-Dex]

Surprised you're not coming for Gwen for not "acting her age", dear.

She does though. I haven't seen her flash her tits or gyrate and dry hump men half her age. Nice try though.

 

[botty]

Also her obsession with the Harajuku girls in the first solo album was extremely creepy and stupid. Luckily she toned it down for the second album. Unlike like Madonna who keeps getting worse.

I liked it.

 

[Majmun]

How come Gwen stays looking FLAWLESS after all these years *.*

Exactly what I was thinking. She looks terrific.

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

She does though. I haven't seen her flash her tits or gyrate and dry hump men half her age. Nice try though.

No tea no shade, I actually love that Madonna does all that. She gets so much shit about her age and it's like she's IRL trolling with her antics

 

[Majmun]

She does though. I haven't seen her flash her tits or gyrate and dry hump men half her age. Nice try though.

Half her age??? That would mean those men are geriatric themselves. The men she harrasses are waaaaay younger than half her age.

 

[Dr. Malik]

No tea no shade, I actually love that Madonna does all that. She gets so much shit about her age and it's like she's IRL trolling with her antics

remind me again where trolling is synonymous with being disgusting

 

[Phonomezer]

remind me again where trolling is synonymous with being disgusting

Explain Caca's face.

The original trollface.jpeg

 

[Phonomezer]

Gwen's got about 20 years before she reaches Madonna's "heights."

Gwen Stefani is 43.

Also her obsession with the Harajuku girls in the first solo album was extremely creepy and stupid.

I liked it. Borrowing from Harajuku was a fairly new idea and she did it well.

And one that has since been stolen by an ugly lesser in recent years.

Luckily she toned it down for the second album. Unlike like Madonna who keeps getting worse.

Not only didn't The Sweet Escape sell, it got bad reviews and pretty much heralded the end of her solo career.

You were saying?

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

remind me again where trolling is synonymous with being disgusting

Remember when you stanned for Rih

 

[Ollie Pooch]

Not gonna lie, Madonna looks slightly Skeletorish there. But she has been looking pretty flawless of late.

Anyway - boring - where's Nem? I want the REVIEW.

 

[Christopher]

So is Carly's second single that one with Fowl City? I was hoping they'd release Curiosity as her second single as it's really catchy...guess a fall song?

Anymore hit predictions inthezone where are them receipts?

 

[Phonomezer]

Remember when you stanned for Rih

Is it trolling when you MEAN it?

Flip-flopping-Mehrihanus

where's Nem?

Drowned in monster semen. RIP.

 

[Trigger]

Such pressed behavior. Gwen looks amazing. She looks like she's barely aged since "Rocksteady". The Sweet Escape was certainly a mess in some parts, but at least it had a single that got airplay.

DRAGGEDT

This gif didn't get enough love. It's amazing.

 

[Christopher]

I remember she had this yodeling song that turned me off to Gwen's solo career...who the hell produced that messy album.

 

[Phonomezer]

Such pressed behavior. Gwen looks amazing. She looks like she's barely aged since "Rocksteady". The Sweet Escape was certainly a mess in some parts, but at least it had a single that got airplay.

I love Gwen, but...


...Wind It Up?

I remember she had this yodeling song that turned me off to Gwen's solo career...who the hell produced that messy album.

That's the dreadful Wind It Up.

At least we got The Sweet Escape, Early Winter and 4 in the Morning out of it.

 

[Trigger]

I love Gwen, but...

...Wind It Up?

That's the dreadful Wind It Up.

At least we got The Sweet Escape, Early Winter and 4 in the Morning out of it.

I was thinking of that song actually. I heard it everywhere (and still hear it sometimes).

Spoiler

But I do like Wind It Up too. <_<

 

[Dr. Malik]

Remember when you stanned for Rih

oh

 

[Phonomezer]

I was thinking of that song actually. I heard it everywhere (and still hear it sometimes).

Oh you're right, it was her highest charting single off TSE in the US.

What a shame 4 in the Morning and Early Winter bombed tho ;(

 

[Christopher]

oh

haha that gif is too much that one Nyomi Campbell, and the girl pissed smiling gets me every time

 

[royalan]

"Wind It Up" is brilliant. You can't blame Gwen for thinking you ratchet hoes were ready for some #HIGHERLEVEL Pop with a side of CONCEPT teas...;_;

 

[Trigger]

Oh you're right, it was her highest charting single off TSE in the US.

What a shame 4 in the Morning and Early Winter bombed tho ;(

My favorite track!

 

[royalan]

My favorite track!

There were some damn good tracks on that album. Which makes it all the more sad that Gwen's solo career is likely in a burial plot next to Fefe Dobson and Stacie Orrico's ;_; ;_; ;_;

 

[B-Dex]

What kind of mess POP GAF is today. Fefe Flopson stanning?

 

[Trigger]

The Sweet Escape is proof that little restraint and editing can sink a solo career. I could cut that album's filler/bullshit in half and salvage a good album.

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

Which makes it all the more sad that Gwen's solo career is likely in a burial plot next to Fefe Dobson and Stacie Orrico's ;_; ;_; ;_;

Let's not get carried away now

 

[royalan]

What kind of mess POP GAF is today. Fefe Flopson stanning?

I stanned Fefe Dobson HARD for the 5 seconds her career lasted ;_;

 

[Phonomezer]

and Stacie Orrico? D:

 

[Trigger]

That "I Want You" song is pop-rock perfection. It's the only Fefe Dobson song I could stan for though.

 

[royalan]

and Stacie Orrico? D:

Don't you bitter hoes come for Stacie. You ALL stanned for "More To Life" and you know it...;_;

 

[Mau ®]

So is Carly's second single that one with Fowl City? I was hoping they'd release Curiosity as her second single as it's really catchy...guess a fall song?

Anymore hit predictions inthezone where are them receipts?

It's not really her second single. Its Owl City's first single for their new album or whatever.

Curiosity IS her second single in Canada. Since she's got an album coming out in September, there should be a new single in August for the rest of the world.

As for whats gonna be a hit. So far most of the summer hits are already out in the battlefield. But there have been surprises like Ellie Goulding's Lights.

Honestly, I cant wait for the Fall battle thats about to unleash between GaGa, Ke$ha, Xtina and probably Rihanna. Gonna be a good one people!! Get dat popcorn.

 

[DMeisterJ]

haha that gif is too much that one Nyomi Campbell, and the girl pissed smiling gets me every time

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