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Tinie Tempah said:I've got so many clothes I keep some in my aunt's house.
I know you're all jealous.
Tinie Tempah said:I've got so many clothes I keep some in my aunt's house.
Lil Wayne's "Yes"
Wayne: Yes I do it big, call me little astronomical, Weezy F. Baby and the 'F' is for phenomenal.
I've got a pack of evolving Pokémon in my pocket
And if that doesn't handle you
I guess it's time to go through your TV like Spacely Sprocket
In 8 months, no one will even remember what this means.
It's the dumbest fucking line that dates Drake's career in such a way that carbon dating couldn't hope to achieve. Pretty much shows his demographic as well; what rap fans know who the fuck One Dimension is? Why does Drake know what One Dimension is? That is some Nickelodeon ass pandering right there.
I'd agree if he didn't take his gangsta persona so seriously. After starting out as a trekkie/conspiracy theory-loving/believe-in-aliens nerd rapper; then changing into a horrocore, anti-catholic, hardcore White Nation of Islam drunkard (Muslims don't drink), then flipping his style once again to a faux-Latino thug rapper during the illusions of Ghandi era, and finally into the ridiculously corny superthug he is today. Actually, he might have had a few transformations since he bacame a gangsta rapper. I wouldn't put it past him.
If you need any further proof of his lameness, just like read the title of his albums and track listings. He takes himself way too seriously.
I always crack up at P diddys line on Been around the world.
"Nigga please, I'm the macaroni with the cheese"
"Laid more chicks than Mother Goose"
Cool line IMO
"Rolling in MPV's PHAT!!!" Wu-Tang
Simpler days obviously but even back then rolling in a Mazda mini van wasn't exactly ballin.
Haha wat"She look so good I'd suck on her daddy's dick"
-Notorious B.I.G.
Haha wat
Y'all niggas remind me of a strip club, cause everytime
You come around, it's like (what) I just gotta get my dick sucked
Now, I never had my dick sucked by a man before
But you gonna be the first you little trick ass ho
Then you can tell me just how it taste
But before I nut I shoot some piss in your face
"She look so good I'd suck on her daddy's dick"
-Notorious B.I.G.
"Kobe how my ass taste?"
Anyone boasting about pagers.
Not quite a boast but
"Fuckin with me 'cause I'm a teenager. With a little bit of gold and a pager." -NWA
My sides hurt whenever I think about these guys flashing pagers.
Not really lame, but always hilarious:
Canibus:
But you ain't got the skills to eat a nigga's ass like me
I own a copy of this:"I'm as serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer"
Turbo B from Snap!
"She look so good I'd suck on her daddy's dick"
-Notorious B.I.G.
I own a copy of this:
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Clearly he's the baddest motherfucker of all time. Look at that painted cardboard tombstone! You're not hard enough to have cardboard tombstones in your house.
hahahahahhaha. that's not lame that's bad ass
Kendrick Lamar - Backseat Freestyle said:I pray my dick get big as the Eiffel Tower
So I can fuck the world for seventy-two hours
"She look so good I'd suck on her daddy's dick"
-Notorious B.I.G.
"She look so good I'd suck on her daddy's dick"
-Notorious B.I.G.
"She look so good I'd suck on her daddy's dick"
-Notorious B.I.G.
Man they need to launch this guy into the sunThis song made me cringe so hard upon first listen I will remember it forever. The beat is awful too also it has Mick Jagger in the worst music featuring ever. Will.i.am's verse is a highlight in terrible incomplete punchline rap. Some choice quotes.
I wish that was the end of it, but it gets beyond hilarious when Mick Jagger drops this in the most terrible strained fashion. It's honestly on the level of magnets how do they work for me.
I'm sure Will.I.am wrote this but jagger moaning it out to an awful synth patch is honestly the highlight of this song for all the wrong reasons.
http://youtu.be/vjIwmJMqrco?t=3m40s
Lmao, wtf was he thinking when he wrote that? Hahaha.
Lil' Wayne said:I get blood out these pussies, Im a stinky tampon.
This is a "flashback" song, portraying K-dot when he was younger. You know the weird stuff teenagers think of. Also it's (not really, but in the "story") a freestyle, where people make up crap like that.First off, I really dig Kendrick's tracks, but come on dude;
Not really a boast, but it's definitely weird...