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[themadcowtipper]

Kickass movie

On to the Quotes


Samantha: What happened?
Mitch: I saved your ass. It was great.
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Charlie: I'm leaving the country, Mitch. I need a fake passport and I need money, lots of it.
Mitch: Well why didn't you say so? Hold on a minute while I pull that outta my ass.
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Samantha Caine: What, are you a Mormon?
Mitch Henessey: Yes, I'm a Mormon. That's why I just smoked a pack of Newport and drank three vodka tonics.
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Charlie: Easy, sport. Got myself out of Beirut once, I think I can get out of New Jersey.
Mitch Henessey: Yeah, well don't be so sure. Others have tried and failed. The entire population, in fact.
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Charlie: Goddamn it. You're early. So Perkins wants me dead, huh? What's the rush? Why don't you just go away and come back at midnight? Shoo.
Alley Agent: Hey, honey, this is a real big fucking gun.
Mitch Henessey: This ain't no ham on rye pal.
Charlie: What the hell are you doing?
Mitch Henessey: Saving your life. I would have been here sooner, but I was thinkin' up that 'ham on rye' line.

 

[Spike Spiegel]

Probably my favorite Geena Davis film. Great movie.

 

[golem]

... I found the address in your coat. Here... between the address of the topless bar and the picture of what looks like a man's penis.

That's a duck, not a dick!

 

[Diablos]

You forgot about the LAST SCENE!
Samuel L. Jackson is like "I'm very frank and earnest with women. In Chicago, I'm Frank. In New York, I'm Earnest!"

:lol mwahhahaha

 

[Zaptruder]

Classic stuff.

Between this and true lies, they don't make action movies like this and more.

*spits on XXX2*

 

[Spike Spiegel]

MITCH: We just jumped out of a building!!! [/Sam Jackson shout]

WALDMAN: Yes yes, it was very exciting. Tomorrow, we go to the zoo.

It's the way he says it... :lol

Oh! And that bit about the dog licking its ass at the dinner table! I don't remember how it goes...

 

[Teknopathetic]

You guys forgot the most important fucking line.


Jackson: YES THEY DESERVED TO DIE AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!

 

[Guzim]

Mitch: The last time I got blown, candy bars cost a nickel.

 

[Rabid Wolverine]

Love the part where she has to rip his bandage off, shows her tits, he reacts, then...

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

 

[MASB]

I saw LKG on TBS recently and it's got me on a Geena Davis kick (just watched Earth Girls Are Easy). It's a great action movie and she's great in it. I also like the interplay between her and Jackson's character. It's better than your average action movie.

 

[shuri]

The movie was on tv tonight. God it was cheesy :lol

 

[Flynn]

Shane Black was the man.

This was his swan song. Keep your eyes open for Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang -- the first film written AND directed by Black.

 

[capslock]

Yeah, awesome movie, saw it in the theatre in UK of all places, I think it was December 96.

 

[Warm Machine]

Shane Black was hollywoods' baby for a while. he also wrote The Last Boyscout which is probably his most quoteable film. I wish they would give us a Special Edition of that on DVD.

I think Long Kiss Goodnight is certainly one of Harlin's best movies. I also really enjoyed Cutthroat Island though I have only ever seen it once in the theater. I should really watch it again to see if it is as good as I remember as most people think it is terrible but the boxoffice tells me no one went to actually see it.