Frito_Pendejo
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The most you have every payed for an escort?
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poppabk
Cheeks Spread for Digital Only Future
About £2000. Actually my parents paid for it as I really needed it but couldn't afford it. She was pretty well worn in and had some rear end damage that was fixed with putty and tape, but I still loved her and was sad when she died on me.
Ok I never had a ford escort and am probably the millionth person to make the same obvious joke but I had it all planned in my head before I realized this was a 3 page thread.
davepoobond
you can't put a price on sparks
Do Escorts allow for escort sex?
poppabk
Cheeks Spread for Digital Only Future
Yeah even after they die on you.
farmerboy
Member
You did good you mad cunt
M
Macapala
Unconfirmed Member
What in the FUCK AM I Reading?? Did you really have your mother pay for the bitch and NOT LET HER JOIN IN!! WHAT THE FUUUUUCK!!
AlteredForms
Banned
$300 isn’t getting finessed?! Those hookers must be laughing all the way to the bank.
What a load of bullshit. Ain’t no stripper going to play pin the tail on the pony for 20 bucks.
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teezzy
Banned
That's what happened dude, sorry you can't say that same.
Maybe it'd be different if you didn't say things like, "play pin the tail on the pony".
baphomet
Member
Strange, I've brought plenty of strippers back home and done far more than that for free.
AlteredForms
Banned
I didn’t say anything like that. This is how I played it:
Was she a Magic City stripper by any chance?
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AlteredForms
Banned
Didn’t any of them have a moustache? Because that doesn’t count.
SpartanN92
Banned
I charge about $250 per hour.
nush
Gold Member
Does that include the girlfriend experience?
baphomet
Member
SpartanN92
Banned
It’s an extra $100 for me to fuck your girlfriend.
Stouffers
Banned
Are you the type of person who forbids his partner from buying a toy bigger than his own junk?
West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
that's oddly specific..
Jtibh
Banned
To people who wonder....a hooker wont ask how was your day what you want, gets all drunk to suck your dick cuz of shame ,wont ask your name or call you the next day or report you for rape cuz she can make a quick buck on you....one night stand or hooker⚖..... do the math when you say you never paid for sex ,maybe not with money...
The Day It Snowed
Banned
West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
I have actually lived next to three separate escorts, exotic dancers, prostitutes, whatever you want to call them. All three ended up breaking their apartment lease for various reasons .
One got pregnant and therefore couldn't continue her profession, so no income to pay the rent.
The second had frequent break-ins by Johns who apparently liked what she had in the rental and it turned out she didn't make nearly the income she claimed at her "job". None of them did, in fact. Women who work in this field frequently claim a high income, but in my experience they're terrible at managing their money..
The third ended up sitting on her bed in a stupor and had to be removed by her family, who didn't know she was in the adult entertainment field. She was young and was having difficulty dealing with the reality of dancing nude and turning tricks.
One got pregnant and therefore couldn't continue her profession, so no income to pay the rent.
The second had frequent break-ins by Johns who apparently liked what she had in the rental and it turned out she didn't make nearly the income she claimed at her "job". None of them did, in fact. Women who work in this field frequently claim a high income, but in my experience they're terrible at managing their money..
The third ended up sitting on her bed in a stupor and had to be removed by her family, who didn't know she was in the adult entertainment field. She was young and was having difficulty dealing with the reality of dancing nude and turning tricks.
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Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
Your he-pussy is worth more than that.
Relativ9
Member
Jesus the fact that paying for sex is normalized to such an extent on this forum that this post doesn't even surprise me 
I guess I shouldn't judge, everyone deserves companionship and physical "release" once in a while. And I don't actually think prostituting should be illegal, those who can't get any the traditional way (physical deformities, mental inadequacy, ect) deserve an option as well. Idk I just think it's a troubling trend when completely capable young men chose to go that route instead of putting in the work and finding someone.
I guess I shouldn't judge, everyone deserves companionship and physical "release" once in a while. And I don't actually think prostituting should be illegal, those who can't get any the traditional way (physical deformities, mental inadequacy, ect) deserve an option as well. Idk I just think it's a troubling trend when completely capable young men chose to go that route instead of putting in the work and finding someone.
nush
Gold Member
I lived in this dormitory building that was converted into studio apartments, no sound proofing there and it was a new conversion and cheap. Three apartments down from mine I worked out there was a hostess club girl living there. Every damn night I'd be woken up at around 3-4 in the morning with her clacking high heels and loud drunk guys coming and going. It took me a while to work out the story just from the soundscape, I thought it was one guy coming/going but it was several guys for an hour plus.
She's bring a guy back that she'd been with in the club, the first guy was the loud drunk one. He'd get his nut and leave. Then the other guys would be ones that had her number and just called her up. She must have told them she was not finished work yet and to wait. Guy one leaves, guy two comes in.
Her record was 5 guys in one night and there was no way in the time the first guy left and the next arrived that she had showered. She looked rough as fuck and had really stinky perfume. She had the kitten that she would just leave out in the hallway when she went to work. It would cry all night so I took it into my apartment and let it out in the morning.
Cockles & Whelks
Banned
I think that' will be the case for a lot of guys. No need to beat around the bush. Pun intended.
nush
Gold Member
Jesus the fact that paying for sex is normalized to such an extent on this forum that this post doesn't even surprise me
I guess I shouldn't judge, everyone deserves companionship and physical "release" once in a while. And I don't actually think prostituting should be illegal, those who can't get any the traditional way (physical deformities, mental inadequacy, ect) deserve an option as well. Idk I just think it's a troubling trend when completely capable young men chose to go that route instead of putting in the work and finding someone.
It's not a "GAF thing" it's a reality of life you've not been exposed to.
Percentage of Men (by Country) Who Paid for Sex at Least Once: The Johns Chart - Prostitution - ProCon.org
We drew the information presented below about the male clients (johns) of prostitutes worldwide from 21 studies conducted between 1994 and 2010. We included the only 15 countries for which we found data on men paying for sex at least once in their lifetimes. We excluded countries for which we...
prostitution.procon.org
I could write a huge list of guys I know that have used prostitutes. Normal guys, "he's not that type" guys. Of course they keep it low key because of the social stigma. But if you get talking and you both work out that you have you can talk about it with them. The mutual assured destruction situation ensures discretion.
I guess guys that can get it the traditional way should be excluded when the wife turns off the sex tap and they are stuck in a forced celibacy or divorce situation according to your logic.
Spukc
always chasing the next thrill
Relativ9
Member
It's not a "GAF thing" it's a reality of life you've not been exposed to.
Percentage of Men (by Country) Who Paid for Sex at Least Once: The Johns Chart - Prostitution - ProCon.org
We drew the information presented below about the male clients (johns) of prostitutes worldwide from 21 studies conducted between 1994 and 2010. We included the only 15 countries for which we found data on men paying for sex at least once in their lifetimes. We excluded countries for which we...
I could write a huge list of guys I know that have used prostitutes. Normal guys, "he's not that type" guys. Of course they keep it low key because of the social stigma. But if you get talking and you both work out that you have you can talk about it with them. The mutual assured destruction situation ensures discretion.
I guess guys that can get it the traditional way should be excluded when the wife turns off the sex tap and they are stuck in a forced celibacy or divorce situation according to your logic.
Well I'm not from the US but judging from various media I gather that it's different there. But yeah if you're stuck in a sexless marriage either work on your marriage/yourself so passion can be reignited, or leave the marriage...here she won't run away with half or anything even close so the risk is minimal. Like I said, everyone deserves sex once in a while, but if you're just getting sex without the companionship it's a pale comparison and young healthy (physically and mentally) men should really save their money (yes I know a relationship can cost more) and go for the real deal.
nush
Gold Member
Well, I'm not from the US either. I do appreciate your optimism that you can just "work on the relationship" and the sex comes back. Sometimes maybe that works, for some people*.
Maybe your perception of paid for sex is just from street walkers, which I think a lot of people think paid for sex is. Not from women that provide a professional service in a comfortable environment.
FunkMiller
Banned
Are there annual GAF thread awards?
Because, you know.... shoe in.
It‘s the 84.99 bit I truly appreciate. Such an exact figure. Did she have a cash register with her to provide change? Or was exact change provided, as was that a condition in her advertising materials? Was there a complete price list? Was ass to mouth 124.99? Were discounts available?
Marvellous stuff.
Because, you know.... shoe in.
It‘s the 84.99 bit I truly appreciate. Such an exact figure. Did she have a cash register with her to provide change? Or was exact change provided, as was that a condition in her advertising materials? Was there a complete price list? Was ass to mouth 124.99? Were discounts available?
Marvellous stuff.
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nush
Gold Member
2 million views, this has got it in the bag.
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West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
I'll argue this to the day I die, even though I get a lot a pushback for this opinion, but I feel that most men pay for sex one way or the other. I mean, even giving a woman time and attention to sleep with her counts as payment, in my opinion, because a man should value his time above all else.Jesus the fact that paying for sex is normalized to such an extent on this forum that this post doesn't even surprise me
Trickin' simply cuts through all the bullshit.
FunkMiller
in the house, always giving me a hard time, whether it's here or in Alanah Pearce threads..
nush
Gold Member
How many women past a certain age would happily date an unemployed man?
It's actually really honest. "I want cash", "I just want pussy" Ok lets make a deal. Done.
FunkMiller
Banned
It's the amount I have to spend on the duct tape and rope that really grinds my gears.
IfuckinghateReddit
Banned
Relativ9
Member
My perception of paid sex has nothing to do with my argument here (and yes I am aware of the higher class kind). My argument has nothing to do with how enjoyable/valuable an experience it is, but rather that it's a singular experience and a completely one sided experience...there's joy in bringing others joy. A lot of people here are talking about how it's so much easier it is, cuts through all the bullshit, saves them money, comes with less risk (false rape claims), ect ect. My point is that the difficulty of finding one or more partners is a valuable experience in and of itself, and not just bullshit to cut through. It's a cheesy example, but many a great man started out wanting to impress a girl...it's a powerful motivator. Now if self-improvement isn't in the cards, then prostitution is a valuable alternative society should make use of for those less fortunate, but if you're young(ish), healthy, intelligent, and socially UN-hindered and still choose to use prostitutes than I see that as a sign of social decay for a couple of possible reasons:
1. Women in the community have become so picky, demanding and mentally and economically draining that it's either no longer worth perusing the companionship they would provide, or their companionship is no longer desirable.
2. Lethargy has gripped men so much in modern society that they've become apathetic and demotivated to commit to the hard work there is to be done in order to attract partners, least of all because paid sex, pornography, social media and personality cults(celebrities, streamers, vloggers, influences) have filled the hole that real genuine companionship has left behind.
3. The modern age over-emphasizes appearance so much that regularly healthy, youthful and averagely attractive people aren't good enough anymore, you've got to have "dat ass" and look like a model/pornstar for guys that should wear a bag over their head to find those women worth chasing. Leading them to conclude (when they inevitably get shut down) that they can't compete with the Chad's of the world and so give up altogether (rather than lowering their own standards).
Bolded is the kind of thing I'm talking about, if giving your time and attention to the woman you're perusing feels like payment than you aren't perusing the right kind of women (for you). They're not some separate species with wholly alien interests and personalities, my GF is my friend and have a great time hanging out with her. That doesn't mean we hang out 24/7 (though we live together and both work from home), I peace out and play videogames, watch movies she doesn't enjoy, work on hobby projects, ect ect, but the time we spend together is mostly enjoyable for both of us...and not just the sex. I do value my time above all else, and my time with her doesn't feel like a waste or payment for the v.
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Stiflers Mom
Banned
I know a guy who went to prostitutes very early in his life. When asked, he always says "it's so much more cheap than my wife was, and the sex is better."It's not a "GAF thing" it's a reality of life you've not been exposed to.
Percentage of Men (by Country) Who Paid for Sex at Least Once: The Johns Chart - Prostitution - ProCon.org
We drew the information presented below about the male clients (johns) of prostitutes worldwide from 21 studies conducted between 1994 and 2010. We included the only 15 countries for which we found data on men paying for sex at least once in their lifetimes. We excluded countries for which we...
I could write a huge list of guys I know that have used prostitutes. Normal guys, "he's not that type" guys. Of course they keep it low key because of the social stigma. But if you get talking and you both work out that you have you can talk about it with them. The mutual assured destruction situation ensures discretion.
I guess guys that can get it the traditional way should be excluded when the wife turns off the sex tap and they are stuck in a forced celibacy or divorce situation according to your logic.
Well. Chose your battle, I guess.
Represent.
Represent(ative) of bad opinions
The website I use isnt a hooker site. Its an "arrangement" site
much sexier/younger women and a lot cleaner too. and no time limit 1 hour shit
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BaneIsPain
Member
Last time I check, my hands are free.
Hari Seldon
Member
Never have. But if I wasn’t married I’d probably snag one of those girls looking for a sugar daddy. Get sex and contribute to someone’s future career. Win-win.
Airola
Member
It was Ford Escort her mother paid him to fuck in the parking lot.
EDIT: fuck, this joke had already been made
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SidViscous
Member
Thanks GAF, this is the thread I needed today.
nush
Gold Member
I'm pretty sure a lot of that "Sugar daddy"stuff is "I'll act cute around you, massage your ego and give you bragging rights but I don't actually fuck" Kinda like boobie streamers and their simp army.
ExpandKong
Banned
I can’t speak for all of them of course but there is a site for girls seeking a sugar daddy arrangement that I had to snoop into a while back for my wife. She was a volunteer with a group of college girls (being intentionally vague here) and got tipped off that some of them were on the site. Had me set up a profile and sure enough there they were.
Some of them were 100% confirmed hoovering dongs for new shoes. So I guess what I’m saying is it varies.
nush
Gold Member
Of course, it's a rebranding for some. I've observed that a lot of the younger escorts were rocking the latest smartphone, heavier make-up and branded clothing. While the older ones just had good enough for work clothes and older phones. For example.
Torrent of Pork
Banned
Was her adam's apple bigger or smaller than her balls?
Papa
Banned
This is the only explanation I can come up with for Dilbert Merchant’s girlfriend