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[highrider]

Paying for what is easily available for free. I guess if you’re in to some deviant shit you can’t do with a non-professional, but honestly just put some bass in your voice damn. In Germany or Holland I could kind of understand, it’s more socially acceptable there and the women don’t look like CHUDS. But America, you gonna get Cardi B’d.

 

[nush]

Paying for what is easily available for free. I guess if you’re in to some deviant shit you can’t do with a non-professional, but honestly just put some bass in your voice damn. In Germany or Holland I could kind of understand, it’s more socially acceptable there and the women don’t look like CHUDS. But America, you gonna get Cardi B’d.

All sex isn't the same. Here's a free to play mobile game, here's a AAA $60 dollar game. Both games right?

 

[West Texas CEO]

Bolded is the kind of thing I'm talking about, if giving your time and attention to the woman you're perusing feels like payment than you aren't perusing the right kind of women (for you). They're not some separate species with wholly alien interests and personalities, my GF is my friend and have a great time hanging out with her. That doesn't mean we hang out 24/7 (though we live together and both work from home), I peace out and play videogames, watch movies she doesn't enjoy, work on hobby projects, ect ect, but the time we spend together is mostly enjoyable for both of us...and not just the sex. I do value my time above all else, and my time with her doesn't feel like a waste or payment for the v.

That's good for you.

But let's be honest, how much would any of that matter if she didn't have a vagina?

How long would she still be your girlfriend if say, tomorrow, her cooch was permanently walled off like the Great Wall of China?

 

[highrider]

All sex isn't the same. Here's a free to play mobile game, here's a AAA $60 dollar game. Both games right?

Are you busting a nut when you play both? Because if so, yes lol. The male sexual roadmap isn’t a complex one.

 

[Ten_Fold]

Went to the hood in Vegas and paid a Latino girl like $80 for a quickie, she was cute but I didn’t understand what she was saying, but it was worth it. This was like 10 years ago. Vegas was kinda boring outside the strip tbh.

 

[West Texas CEO]

Went to the hood in Vegas and paid a Latino girl like $80 for a quickie, she was cute but I didn’t understand what she was saying, but it was worth it. This was like 10 years ago. Vegas was kinda boring outside the strip tbh.

If she was saying "¡Ay, papi chulo! ¡Qué bueno estás! Si, si!" :

1) She was having a good time

or

2) She was faking it

 

[Vicetrailia]

I’ve paid for sex and I’ve had more sex with more people than all of you combined. Just saying that to the sex crazed no amount is enough. It doesn’t matter if you pay for it or don’t.

 

[Potato Chip PRO]

I like the fact that they now take credit cards... Cyberpunk 2077 in this bitch now.

 

[Blond]

What the fuck is this thread lmao

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

What the fuck is this thread lmao

This thread isn't even the weirdest December thread...

 

[Relativ9]

That's good for you.

But let's be honest, how much would any of that matter if she didn't have a vagina?

How long would she still be your girlfriend if say, tomorrow, her cooch was permanently walled off like the Great Wall of China?

That's a meaningless hypothetical though, it's like saying how much would you pay for a top line sports car if you weren't ever allowed to drive it; it would still look great, have an amazing interior and (for the arguments sake) have a really good stereo system but for all that it wouldn't give you the sports car experience. Being in a permanently sexless marriage/relationship (assuming there is no path to improvement) where that is a one-sided decision is being in a fundamentally failed relationship and should be discarded...that doesn't' mean you shouldn't get right back into the next car and try again...otherwise you'll never get out of the garage (stretching the analogy I know). Another way to put it is, are you generally friends with people you can't stand to be around? Why should a partner be any different?

 

[and 3 others]

(stretching the anal)

For some reason I zeroed in on that, instantly.

 

[Cravis]

 

[MDSLKTR]

Been following this goth uwu freak on ig, then that one time I check an escort site I find her on it

Worth every penny.

 

[SirTerry-T]

Saw an XR3i going for a reasonable rate in Automart back in the early nineties but couldn't really justify the cost.
Great movers with a good-looking body shape.
Ah, I prefer the Mexico mk1 model anyway.

 

[psorcerer]

Are you busting a nut when you play both? Because if so, yes lol. The male sexual roadmap isn’t a complex one.

Yours? Maybe!

 

[Stilton Disco]

Paying for what is easily available for free. I guess if you’re in to some deviant shit you can’t do with a non-professional, but honestly just put some bass in your voice damn. In Germany or Holland I could kind of understand, it’s more socially acceptable there and the women don’t look like CHUDS. But America, you gonna get Cardi B’d.

People who say it's easily available for free are the handful of handsome, charming cunts who make up the 20% of men women want to fuck.

There is a treasure trove of statistical data out there thanks to dating sites/apps and escort services that, combined with decades of surveys on the subject of dating and paying for sex from around the world, show prostitution is vastly more common than people think, and quite honestly driven by the demands of how absolutely, brutally difficult getting laid is for most guys.

It's also something that is becoming more common as dating apps make hypergamy amongst women more intense, leading to less stable, happy, long term relationships, combined with a growing number of incels, all topped off with economic hardships. If you include ethots and places like Only Fans, the sex industry is quite possibly the biggest it has ever been, as is it's customer base.

As for how much I've spent, it's either £0 or the vast majority of all the money I've ever earned, since I've been with my wife for nearly 20 years now.

 

[Jasonadream]

300 every weekend for 2 months straight.
It started getting expensive and i had to decide if i like the escorts or cocaine better.
Porn is free anyways.

 

[highrider]

People who say it's easily available for free are the handful of handsome, charming cunts who make up the 20% of men women want to fuck.

There is a treasure trove of statistical data out there thanks to dating sites/apps and escort services that, combined with decades of surveys on the subject of dating and paying for sex from around the world, show prostitution is vastly more common than people think, and quite honestly driven by the demands of how absolutely, brutally difficult getting laid is for most guys.

It's also something that is becoming more common as dating apps make hypergamy amongst women more intense, leading to less stable, happy, long term relationships, combined with a growing number of incels, all topped off with economic hardships. If you include ethots and places like Only Fans, the sex industry is quite possibly the biggest it has ever been, as is it's customer base.

As for how much I've spent, it's either £0 or the vast majority of all the money I've ever earned, since I've been with my wife for nearly 20 years now.

I really don’t necessarily disagree, but I think it’s sort of defeatist. I’m not a super handsome guy and I’m not rich, but I am completely ok with rejection. That’s all you need bro

 

[Pejo]

Been following this goth uwu freak on ig, then that one time I check an escort site I find her on it

Worth every penny.

Not sure what your image has to do with your story, but I'm happy for you nonetheless.

 

[Ornlu]

I pay normally like 300 for some good ass-pussy on SA
anymore and youre getting finessed.

Damn, SomethingAwful must be on hard times now if they started hustling bussy on the side now.

Spoiler

I added the dash for comedy; forgive me!

$300 but she refused it and left the money on the night stand. Smoking hot too. It's one of those rare moments in life when you feel like "Does that mean I'm the man? I'm the mf man!" Haven't had many, but when you do, you remember it forever, and you brag about it every chance you get in a crowd like this threat. Thanks for the opportunity.

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What in the FUCK AM I Reading?? Did you really have your mother pay for the bitch and NOT LET HER JOIN IN!! WHAT THE FUUUUUCK!!

This one got me. Absolute gold.

 

[Valued Gamer]

$800 AUD, and she was a touring porn star.
So OP can keep his Penny Saver junkie hookers to himself.

 

[bender]

 

[thefool]

I did it once for the experience. It was fun. 200 euros plus whatever the motel was.

 

[nush]

I went to this high end place once, picked a tall model fit Asian woman wearing a long elegant red dress. We get the the private room and there's a heart shaped jacuzzi in the corner. We get in she washes me down, then takes a deep breath goes down and gave me an underwater blowjob.

You're not getting that from a Tinder hookup for free.

Spoiler

Well, she was technically "free" as someone else paid for her.

 

[SuperBabyMethod]

That's good for you.

But let's be honest, how much would any of that matter if she didn't have a vagina?

How long would she still be your girlfriend if say, tomorrow, her cooch was permanently walled off like the Great Wall of China?

 

[Ozzy Onya A2Z]

300 every weekend for 2 months straight.
It started getting expensive and i had to decide if i like the escorts or cocaine better.
Porn is free anyways.

There's a lot of blowing in that one post.


This is a as good a thread as any. I've never been with a prostitute or escort (there's a difference from my understanding e.g. dinner/social rather than just sex) but here's an accidental escort story -

Buddy was getting married and we had a bucks day planned at the local cricket ovals. So a few mates jump in the car and head to known parts of the city to get a streaker (nude runner on the cricket pitch for his bucks party). The only street lady to take the offer was a prostitute and literally missing teeth and hair. Fast forward and she's trying to upsell handjobs, blowjobs and sex while streaking around the various drunk guys enjoying their cricket and beers all afternoon. A few of us had to pull some cash together to pay her to leave in the end in a taxi. A solid hour of her chasing drunk grown ass men that didn't want any part of what she was hustling.

I guess I paid $20 bucks in a money pool to get rid of a prostitute.

 

[nush]

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[Slings and Arrows]

98 escort.
Picked it up at auction
It was a right old banger
The old girl was quick though

 

[Stouffers]

98 escort.
Picked it up at auction
It was a right old banger
The old girl was quick though

Finding a DVD box set of TJ Hooker in the fanny-pack of a dead prostitute in the trunk of a Ford Escort is called a Tupelo Turducken.

 

[Reptars Revenge]

Well now we def need a poll

 

[West Texas CEO]

So OP can keep his Penny Saver junkie hookers to himself.

I also fucked two prostitutes in Houston, Texas when I was 20 years old. Back then it was only 50 bucks each for the fuck and suck special. 1st one took about 15, 20 seconds, the second one lasted a bit longer. Not a bad deal. Excellent stuff.

Reno, Nevada has the best prostitutes, from what I've heard from other friends.

If you can easily and regularly get threesomes with dimes, blondes, redheads, Asians, etc then there's no reason to pay. But most guys can't get threesomes with every type of hot chick so why the hell not pay for those experiences?

 

[Tesseract]

$1900

 

[GeorgioCostanzaX]

How long would she still be your girlfriend if say, tomorrow, her cooch was permanently walled off like the Great Wall of China?

It’s called marriage after children Which also tends to lead to situations like the subject of this thread...haven’t tried it myself but paying seems to be far better than a true emotional affair ending in divorce. That’s the sense I get from countries where it’s more socially acceptable anyway.

 

[West Texas CEO]

Oh, last year I was at a local casino playing some video poker at the bar, when a very attractive black lady sat down next to me. She nudged me in the ribs and asked if I had ever been with a black woman before. I was so taken aback by her forwardness that I stammered..."No, have you?" She didn't realize that I was just a naïve dumbass and got a little hostile. You'd think a hooker would have a little better customer service skills, I mean they...you know.