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The Nintendo Conspiracy Theory.

Hollywood said:
Aries Says:

May 18th, 2005 at 8:01 am
I hear that everyone is talking about www.nintendoon.com. All that I can say for now is that there is truth to it. I cant say much more or somethings might be ruined. I will be heading to e3 in half an hour and remember tommorow is going to be a crazy day I assure you. Tommorow will prove that I am real and then I can let you guys know who I am.
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Anyone who can't spell tomorrow should not be listened to.
 
The revolution is Reggie taking a flamethrower to sony and microsoft's e3 booths.

ONE CONSOLE FUTURE.....BY FORCE, MOTHERFUCKERS!
 
Anybody kinda hope this is all true, and that they haven't shown their hand yet because they want to trick the audience and everything, only to show utter crap that gets laughed off the floor?
 
Merlin said:
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Pretty good photoshop eh? :lol
 
Railer said:
Nintendo got 2 new Patents 17th May 2005.


System and method for automatically editing captured images for inclusion into 3D video game play



http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?Sect1=PTO2&Sect2=HITOFF&
amp;p=1&u=/netahtml/search-bool.html&r=2&f=G&l=5
0&co1=AND&d=ptxt&s1=Nintendo&OS=Nintendo&RS=
Nintendo




External memory system having programmable graphics processor for use in a video game system or the like



http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?Sect1=PTO2&Sect2=HITOFF&
amp;p=1&u=/netahtml/search-bool.html&r=1&f=G&l=5
0&co1=AND&d=ptxt&s1=Nintendo&OS=Nintendo&RS=
Nintendo
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Unfortunately, your links do not work.
 
Shit.. I am getting kind of scared now. what exactly will this revolution entail? from the things i am deciphering about thursdayton from nostradamus quatrains I am really fucking AFRAID for sony and xbots right now. I have never been so scared in my life.. shit.
 
Shit.. I am getting kind of scared now. what exactly will this revolution entail? i have been studying nostradamus quatrains and all I am fucking AFRAID for sony or xbots right now.. I have never been so scared in my life.. shit.
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:lol

I, for one, welcome our new nintendo overlords.
 
Merlin said:
Here's a link to the strange video that was on Nintendo.com

http://webpages.charter.net/danrarbc64/liz.wmv
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I thought when you posted that fake pic of the "Nintendo ON" pasted on Mr. Miyamoto I thought you were a BSer...

But I downloaded that vid and that woman DOES work for Nintendo, I've seen her before. Then I checked "Dan's files" and there were more files and checked the files dated for May (this year) and saw a two videos of two other Nintendo staffers, Andy & Reggie as well as other non-meaningful pics (a skeloton with a green X on it's head hanging was one of them...ha ha). It seems like the videos are setups for possibly something happenning tomorrow. Nintendo MAY be dropping hints?
 
Milhouse31 said:
There is one thing I learned after a few E3.

If it's not announced during the pre-conf, it won't be at E3

The only interesting stuff after the pre-conf. are games impressions & hints in interview.
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MGS4

P.S. if revolution has a helmet I'm through with Nintendo ;)
 
DrGAKMAN said:
I thought when you posted that fake pic of the "Nintendo ON" pasted on Mr. Miyamoto I thought you were a BSer...

But I downloaded that vid and that woman DOES work for Nintendo, I've seen her before. Then I checked "Dan's files" and there were more files and checked the files dated for May (this year) and saw a two videos of two other Nintendo staffers, Andy & Reggie as well as other non-meaningful pics (a skeloton with a green X on it's head hanging was one of them...ha ha). It seems like the videos are setups for possibly something happenning tomorrow. Nintendo MAY be dropping hints?
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Those videos were on Nintendo.com BEFORE the E3 conference.
 
My prediction.

Tomorrow, Reggie, Iwata and Miyamoto will be seen together at a random time. They transform and lock together, creating a massive robot, to unleash the revolution and battle Godzilla. Everyone will scream and flee in terror only to realize it's all a hologram.
 
Drozmight said:
My prediction.

Tomarrow, Reggie, Iwata and Miyamoto will be seen together at a random time. They transform and lock together, creating a massive robot, to unleash the revolution and battle Godzilla. Everyone will scream and flee in terror only to realize it's all a hologram.
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Spencer said:
Anyone who can't spell tomorrow should not be listened to.
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Lol @ me spelling quote wrong the first time. Spencer = owned.
 
so torn I don't want Nintendo to show anything for the comedy-gold, that will be this board, but I do want them to show something to have the whole internet implode on itself.....Damn You

My prediction:there will be no broom eating by me...
 
DrGAKMAN said:
I thought when you posted that fake pic of the "Nintendo ON" pasted on Mr. Miyamoto I thought you were a BSer...

But I downloaded that vid and that woman DOES work for Nintendo, I've seen her before. Then I checked "Dan's files" and there were more files and checked the files dated for May (this year) and saw a two videos of two other Nintendo staffers, Andy & Reggie as well as other non-meaningful pics (a skeloton with a green X on it's head hanging was one of them...ha ha). It seems like the videos are setups for possibly something happenning tomorrow. Nintendo MAY be dropping hints?
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she said an agency was coming in on thursday to do a big presentation and that they are really psyched about that... :\
 
trippingmartian said:
Details and trailers withheld....
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They didn't show a trailer at the Konami event either. Not unless you count the joke MGS3 trailer. I guess they confirmed that Kojima would come back to direct, but I'm pretty sure we can all agree that the game was announced at the Sony conference.

BTW, I laughed my ass off at Snake dressed like the Splinter Cell guy.
 
Merlin said:
Those videos were on Nintendo.com BEFORE the E3 conference.
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All the video's are low quality and seem to be almost home video-ish, like an amatuer Nintendo fansite was there or something, and they all were addresses as such, but the Reggie video said "nintendo.com" at the end.

Liz = Elizabeth (Beth) Llewelyn, Senior Director of Public Relations, NOA
Andy = Andy Myers, NP magazine (which is getting restructured BTW)
Reggie = Reginald-Files Aimes, we all know him

Something's happenning...does this space where these files are at Dan Owsen's personal space? Did Nintendo leave us a trail to something happenning tomorrow?

There's a 4TH video...what's the name?
 
My guess that NoW business is something that was going to be in the pressconference but was pulled last minute for some reason. As someone stated earlier, I think it's their online service for DS/Revolution.
 
Where did THAT come from? o_O
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Yeah, it was on nintendo.com, so it's obviously something real. They had a picture of a stage and it was on a video screen, but it was not the stage of their press conference even though that's what the site was implying.
 
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The Nintendo Revolution...in conjunction with...the angry flouride producers...under the orders of...the pelicans...no, they're listening! Am I the only one who sees this?
 
Probability of fanboy self-ownage = high....

Of course, it this IS true, that would be GIGATON!....well maybe megaton....ton...pound?
 
The woman in the first video says on Wednesday they'll have the site ready to go. And the guy in the other video says they'll be ready for a site launch in mid-month.

It's Wednesday. What's the site?
 
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