After we made it across the dumpster skip and tried the barricade skip, the four of us pretty much Rambo'd through the rest of Dead Air. It was pretty fun, so the four of us (Mutfox, Pop on Arrival, AbsoluteMSTR, and myself) decided we would Rambo Race through No Mercy on Easy. Easy probably works best because it lets you all use the same weapon (IF everyone goes through with it

) and there is no Friendly Fire to be cheap.
We were going to use the submachine guns then assault rifles, but a couple people stuck with shotguns.
The goal we decided, was simply to race through the level separately, not bothering with the other players. Who would reach the safe room first? Would players help incapacitated or killed players? That was up to the individual. How evil would we all be to each other? That was undecided as well. Who would kill the most zombies?
So we started No Mercy. Everyone took the shortcut to skip the apartment, although AbsoluteMSTR jumped and received more damage. I took a submachine gun, and don't know what everyone else took. Pop on Arrival took the early lead and kept it through the first map. I was second place, and grabbed a pipe bomb right before the subway entrance. As I passed the alarm-equipped car, I shot it and set off the alarm (much to AbsoluteMSTR and Mutfox's dismay). I threw my pipe bomb afterward though. Pop on Arrival won this map, and Mutfox died.
On the second map, Pop and I pulled ahead. Tier 2 weapons were available at the first spot, so I grabbed the assault rifle. I think Pop grabbed an auto shotgun (grr). He and I hauled ass through the subway up until the room underneath the crescendo event, where a WTF TANK FELL DOWN THROUGH THE HOLE AND LANDED ON ME. Everyone laughed while I got killed by the Tank. The group I guess worked together for the crescendo, and Pop took the shortcut mentioned earlier in the thread and he won this map as well. AbsoluteMSTR or Pop tried to get the car alarm to go off, but it either didn't, or it eventually did.
Third map: Pop and I pulled ahead again, then a Tank showed up by the gas station. No problem, I will shoot the gas pumps! By the time I noticed that not only was the Tank NOT dead, Mutfox and Pop were already going up the lift, and it was 1 on 1. I got tangled up from the gas station debris and died yet again. AbsoluteMSTR fell behind due to not being on the lift, and Mutfox refused to open the metal door that would let him catch up. Pop pulled way ahead, and there was a Tank at the end of the map. It was easily avoidable for Pop, who finished first again. AbsoluteMSTR rescued me in the sewer, and we finished the map in third and fourth.
Now it is time for the hospital. After being walloped by two Tanks, I was a little annoyed. I sprinted ahead of everyone, closing doors on Pop for the first half of the map. Mutfox found this pretty hilarious. Pop got to the elevator first, and I got incapacitated in the middle of it. Either because I had to die for the others to go up the elevator, or because whoever helped me up was in a good mood, someone helped me to my feet. I think Mutfox got incapacitated afterward also. :lol At the top of the hospital, everyone ran through and followed AbsoluteMSTR, who went the wrong way near the end, tricking a player or two. He finished first, with me getting in second. Thanks to the extra time, I picked up a pipe bomb and healed myself.
The finale! Surely we will work together here. :lol I dashed ahead, throwing a pipe bomb to clear out the hallway. I wanted to reach the radio really fast, so the others would get stuck from the initial swarm. The radio took too long, though. We all stayed up on the roof and various other spots. I think Mutfox got comboed by a Smoker and Hunter, but I rescued him eventually after zombies stopped coming. For the Tanks, we all managed to kill the first one pretty well, with little injury. I used the chain gun for a decent part of the finale, until the second Tank, at least. I believe I got incapacitated right before he died, and everybody ran up to the helipad. I had about 9HP, so I began to use my first aid kit.
Then I notice I am on fire, thanks to Mutfox. The healing meter was above 95% when I became incapacitated, and everyone else made it to the helicopter.
Pop clearly won on reaching the safe rooms first (3 out of 5), yet Mutfox won by the number of zombies killed (about 237). I'm pretty sure I got last, being the only player that died at all, and twice at that. Molotovs are pretty evil, but I guess that's what I get for making the alarm go off on the first map and closing doors on people. I will have to remember using them strategically the next time, especially against Mutfox. In all, it took 20 minutes to reach the end; should have been about 15 or so. That (plus everyone using the same weapon) is for another time, though.
I think Pop took some caps at various points in the Rambo Race, which he'll post later hopefully. That was a lot of fun, and I look forward to doing that again with you guys on No Mercy and the other maps, as well!
If you want to clean it up, and/or include Mutfox and Pop's accounts of the race (if they post them), be my guest, trin.